City, My Eyes Mutated At The Beginning

Wang Hao suddenly saw on the opening page:

"Amateur boxer Wang Qiang challenges the famous martial arts master "Mabaoguo"!"

Wang Hao's eyes lit up.

"That's right! I can definitely go to the live broadcast platform to find people with real skills to extract skills just like I got medical skills!"

"In this day and age, everyone likes live broadcasting whether they have the ability or not. Maybe I can extract a good skill from some corner!"

The more Wang Hao thought about it, the more feasible it became!

Looking at the man on the page, he has a vicissitudes of life. He is dressed in white and has an indifferent expression. The title of a famous martial arts master is written next to the portrait.

Wang Hao nodded and said

He looks like an expert!

Wang Hao decided to "operate" on him first.

"It is said that there are no false warriors under the famous name! This "Master Ma" is actually so "famous" on the live broadcast platform. This national martial art should be quite powerful!"

Wang Hao muttered as he opened the search bar.

Click Search.

Wang Hao saw that Master Ma's profile picture was actually on, which meant that he was live broadcasting.

"Interesting! I want to see if you are a real master!"

Wang Hao was dumbfounded as soon as he entered the live broadcast room. He couldn't recognize the old man with "crooked eyes and slanted mouth" on the screen and the fairy-like "Master Ma" in the advertisement just now.

Moreover, this "Master Ma"'s eyes are now black and purple, and they are as swollen as the pandas I saw when I visited the zoo today!

"Hey, was this beaten by an "amateur fighter"?"

"Thank you. I'm in the United States. I just got off the plane. Please answer the question upstairs! Yes!"

"Master Ma! I want to become my master!"

"I'm laughing so hard. What kind of martial arts master is he? He was knocked to the ground by three punches and two kicks by this young man and couldn't get up!"

"Above, don't look at how old "Master Ma" is. He was just sneak-attacked by a young man. If he hadn't been sneak-attacked, he would have been beaten up and screamed!"

"I just support "Master Ma". Master, I support you to compete with that despicable villain again!"

"I watched the game and it was clear that it was Wang Qiang who attacked "Master Ma" secretly. I won't say more and went to the net to attack!"

Wang Hao's eyes were all attracted by the barrage in the live broadcast room. Seeing so many people making fun of him, Wang Hao roughly understood what was going on. It was obvious that this "Master Ma" was a "parallel importer" who was defeated by an amateur. !

But what Wang Hao finds funny is that there are actually people trying to clear the name of this so-called "Master Ma"?

Wang Hao himself has the strength of a master. He knows it very well. Let alone a sneak attack, he will not lose to an amateur player even if he relies solely on subconscious actions!

This shows that Wang Hao can be sure that this so-called master is definitely a "parallel import"!

At this time, Wang Hao had a playful attitude and looked at the panel of Ma Baoguo, who was still promoting himself as a martial arts master in front of the screen.

"Name: Ma Baoguo."

"Age: 69."

"Sex: Male."

"Height: 170cm."

"Appearance: 75."

"Skills: Deception (advanced) can be extracted!, Motor vehicle driving (intermediate) can be extracted!, Non-motor vehicle driving (beginner) can be extracted!, Dagger (beginner) can be extracted!, English (advanced) can be extracted!, Baguazhang (Elementary) Extractable!."

"Occupation: Head of Hunyuan Bagua Sect/Professional Liar"

"Assets: None"

"Current assets: 3,527,251 yuan."

"Car: Sedan"

"Relationship situation: I was told by my female apprentice that he was a parallel importer, and I am in the process of breaking up."

"Favorability: 10"

"Opportunity/catastrophe: Two minutes later, a shouting was heard in the live broadcast room, which was resolved by his explanation. In fact, it was the student who knew that his kung fu was fake and came to get a refund. However, he was said to be a student practicing martial arts next door. I increased my speaking volume to cover it up, but God was watching and I was eventually rushed to the live broadcast room and beaten up!"

Wang Hao's eyes widened!

"How interesting! The occupation column of this "Master" actually says Liar!"

"You still have an unclear relationship with your female apprentice. Can you bear this at your age?"

"And it seems that today I am going to be ruined! I will be beaten up by the students soon!"

Wang Hao gloated in his heart and complained.

Not feeling sleepy anyway, Wang Hao stood up and walked to the freezer, took out a bottle of Feizhai Happy Water and planned to stay in the live broadcast room to "watch the show"!

"Yes, yes! You're just here to cheat and sneak attack a 69-year-old comrade like me!"

"Today's young people don't care about martial ethics. Today's martial arts world values ​​peace!"

"Young man, I advise you to act like a rat!"

"Master Ma" in front of the screen was upset by the ridicule and didn't know how to defend himself. He happened to see those comments whitewashing himself and hurriedly spoke as if he had grasped a life-saving straw.

"puff!"

It's just that the tone of his words was very humorous, and paired with those "panda eyes", Wang Hao couldn't help but spit out the "Fat House Happy Water" he just drank in his mouth.

Wang Hao looked at the bubble water still bubbling on the ground and listened to the words of "Master Ma" on the screen. He felt that he was indeed a man with "advanced" deception skills! You have thick skin!

At this time, there was a burst of shouting in the live broadcast room.

"I seem to hear something?"

"Yes, yes! It sounds like "refund"?"

"Don't be ridiculous upstairs. I didn't hear anything. You still want to "refund the money"! Has the national football team entered the World Cup again?"

Wang Hao realized that a student had just come to make trouble and wanted to ask the scammer for a refund!

At this time, "Master Ma" seemed to have heard something and was still answering the netizen's question with a forced smile, but his voice was much louder.

"Ahem...there's no sound, I'm the only one here."

"If there is any noise, it could be the student next door practicing martial arts hard!"

"Comrades! I was careless today and did not dodge! That young man attacked me sneakily."

"Don't worry! When I get some rest, I will definitely go find that young man to have a showdown!"

"But as we all know, the earlier you start practicing martial arts, the better. If you are interested, you can sign up as early as possible!"

"Our address is at xxxxxxxxxxx!"

"Now I will show you my family's secret skill: five consecutive lightning whips!"

Saying "Master Ma", he demonstrated his "unique skills" at an extremely fast speed in front of the screen.

After reading this, Wang Hao can definitely vouch for the fact that this is just a random act. Now if I ask him to repeat it, I’m sure he won’t be able to imitate it himself!

But what surprised Wang Hao was that the netizens in the comment area actually believed it!

""Master Ma":"

"Master Ma is so awesome! There are still afterimages. I must learn it and sign up tomorrow."

But most people are still rational and don’t care about this!

Wang Hao was having fun while paying attention to the passage of time.

"Money back!"

At this time, a loud "howl" broke the performance of "Master Ma".

I saw "Master Ma"'s face instantly turn livid.

The comments in the live broadcast room exploded instantly. ,

Wang Haoyang raised his head and drank the last sip of "Fat House Happy Water" and smiled slightly.

"Time is up!"

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