City Survival: The Program Group Is Going Crazy!
Chapter 164 The Thing I Regret The Most In Life Is Participating In City Survival!
The two of them naturally had no opinion.
After an unremarkable lunch, Lin Beifan and the others went out again.
Soon he broke into a food street and came out with a bunch of delicious food.
The tens of millions of viewers in the live broadcast room were drooling.
"This child ate so much just now, and now he can eat again!"
"Octopus balls, teriyaki chicken drumsticks, glutinous rice balls, large intestines wrapped in small intestines... my favorites!
"The food is so good and so refreshing, you don't understand us office workers!"
"You don't even consider us schoolboys!"
At this time, Lin Beifan took a bite of the golden and crispy chicken leg that was just baked, took a sip of the Coca-Cola that had just been chilled, and sighed deeply.
"What's the matter with you? Drumsticks don't suit your appetite?" the two women asked puzzled.
"The taste is not bad, I just think..." Lin Beifan said sadly: "The days of survival in the city are really unpretentious and boring! Eat and sleep every day, sleep and eat, there is nothing in life. significance!"
The tens of millions of netizens who watched the live broadcast were instantly sour.
"I also want to live such an unpretentious and boring life, but my strength doesn't allow it!"
"This child has become our dream, and he still hates it?"
"I don't know how to be blessed when I am blessed! Put down the chicken leg in your hand first, and then tell me this sentence!"
"Speaking is getting worse and worse, and it's getting less and less cute!"
“Old Versailles!”
At this time, Lin Beifan continued to sigh: "I have been away for more than 20 days, and I suddenly miss the meals my father cooked! Although his cooking skills are very rubbish, and the dishes he makes are salty and heavy, dogs don't even eat them, but that It's all full of love!"
"Damn! Is this missing or complaining?"
"Diss the whole network!"
"Papa Lin is famous for his cooking skills, he doesn't even eat dogs!"
"It's over, I feel like the little prodigy is going to be over!"
"The feather duster is ready!"
Lin Beifan's home.
Father Lin gritted his teeth: "This little bastard, actually complained about my food?"
Mother Lin, who was sitting next to her, raised her almond eyes: "Who are you scolding? How dare you call my son a little bastard? What's in there? An old bastard?"
"Wife, listen to my explanation! He likes to complain about my bad food, I'm just confused..."
"Is what he said wrong?"
"Absolutely exaggerated, why is it so unpalatable?"
At that time, I only heard Lin Beifan continue to say: "I also miss my mother! Although she is a scumbag, she is very unconscious. She always wants to help me with my homework, and finally it becomes me to help her
But that is full of maternal love!"
The audience in the live broadcast room laughed and peed again.
"This is a complaint about the strength of the little prodigy!"
"It turns out that Lin's mother also has such a dark history. If you fail to be educated, you will be educated!"
"I was crushed by the strength of the little prodigy! Haha!"
“It’s so hard being a parent to a child prodigy!”
Lin Beifan's home.
Lin's mother was very angry: "This child is getting more and more skinny, how can you tell the outside about this kind of thing?"
Lin's father quickly said: "My wife, calm down! The questions will not be normal. Even the university professors can't do the elementary school questions!"
"I can't calm down, don't I just want to spend more time with him, and I actually complained about my mother!"
At this time, I heard Lin Beifan say again: "I still miss my friends and teachers at school! You who are in class, who are preparing for the exam, how are you doing now? I miss you so much! If you have the opportunity to go back, I promise I will never skip class again, I will skip once every two days at most!"
"Fuck! This is no miss, it's clearly showing off!"
"Students and teachers are all nervously preparing for the exam, but you come out to make trouble. Are you sorry for everyone?"
“Old Versailles!”
"I believe that your teachers and classmates will definitely come to beat you up when they see your live broadcast!"
"I have to escape once every two days, and I will not change my nature!"
Lin Beifan sighed deeply again: "Actually, to put it bluntly, I just miss my previous life! I had nothing before, but at least I still had happiness! Now, I have everything, but I lack happiness! Even The chicken legs are not fragrant anymore!"
"Fuck!"
"Fuck!"
"Where's my knife?"
Lin Beifan said heartbrokenly: "The thing I regret the most in my life is to participate in the city survival! My happiest state is not when I have a net worth of millions, let alone when I have a net worth of hundreds of millions, but when I have nothing before! At that time, my parents, teachers, classmates They are all by my side! I have nothing, but I am the happiest!"
"Damn it!!!"
"Damn it!!!"
"I can't help it!"
Julius couldn't help it anymore: "Stop talking, little prodigy, you will definitely be beaten to death if you keep talking!"
"En." Bai Rongrong nodded very seriously.
Lin Beifan looked confused: "Why did you hit me? I didn't do anything that both people and gods were angry with. I just simply expressed my thoughts. Isn't that okay? Is there something wrong with that?"
The audience finally exploded.
"No, I can't take it anymore!"
"Get my knife quickly, I'm going to chop this pretender!"
"Man and God share the wrath, and the laws of heaven cannot tolerate it!"
"God won't hack you to death, I'll take you!"
"Can't let him live!!!"
Lin Beifan trembled: "My family, I was wrong! I will never pretend again!"
Next, Lin Beifan didn't dare to speak any more.
Because, he clearly felt that many passers-by looked at him with resentment in their eyes.
He was afraid that if he said another word, there would be blades hitting him like rain!
Before I knew it, it was evening.
Lin Beifan and the others came to Central Park again.
Because, their second mission is to be completed here.
Lin Beifan took out the task card: "Please go to the basketball area of the city's central garden for a basketball challenge! 3V3 bullfighting, as long as you defeat the Bulls in red, the challenge is considered successful!"
Lin Beifan looked at the two girls next to him and asked, "There are three of us, do you know how to play basketball?"
"I can watch the ball, but I can't play!" Julius said.
"I don't even know the rules of basketball, how can I play?" Bai Rongrong said.
Lin Beifan sighed: "I knew I couldn't count on you, but on me!"
"Rely on you?" the two women exclaimed.
"Of course it's up to me!" Lin Beifan raised his head proudly: "Did you forget that I am the campus MVP Grand Slam winner! Leading in scoring, leading in steals, leading in rebounds and assists...all of them are me ! Great, isn't it?"
The two women couldn't laugh or cry immediately.
The audience in the live broadcast room burst out laughing.
"These MVPs are all sent by others, too much moisture!"
"I actually have the nerve to say it, this is the worst MVP I've ever seen!"
"Little prodigy, are you trying to laugh me to death?"
"No, I can't take it anymore! Let me laugh for a while, haha..."
Inside the studio.
Master Bei suppressed a smile and asked: "Coach Liu, what do you think of the little prodigy's basketball skills? Can he win?"
Fatty Liu also suppressed a smile and said: "I think his basketball level is the same as our table tennis!"
"How do you say this?"
"It's the same...no one can win! With his small body, let alone a physical confrontation with others, even if he casts a blue, he will be hated! Haha... No, I'm sorry one time!"
ran backstage and laughed.
The audience in the live broadcast room continued to burst into laughter.
At the scene, Julius couldn't help touching Lin Beifan's little head: "Don't be brave! With your physical condition, you can't win at all! This is not playing table tennis, physical fitness is a hard condition! So wait I will find two people who are good players to form a team with you, so there may be some chances of winning!"
"Yes! You want to form a team with someone else, find someone who is good!" Bai Rongrong nodded.
"Just wait and see, I will show you my MVP ability later!" Lin Beifan gasped.
The three came to the basketball area.
It happened to be off-duty time at this time, and there were not many people on the basketball court.
So, at a glance, they saw the basketball team in red who was fighting with them first.
They are tall and big, standing together like a wall.
Netizens in the live broadcast room have already exclaimed.
"This is Zhou Qi, the great devil king! National basketball team captain Ah Lian! And Guo Ailun Allen!"
"All of them belong to the national team, the top basketball players in our country!"
"It's over, the little god is really going to be over!"
"The strength is too strong, it is impossible to win!"
Bai Rongrong gritted his teeth: "I knew the program crew had no good intentions!"
Although she doesn't know anything about basketball, she still knows about the three representatives of the national team.
That is really the top basketball player in the country, both physically and technically outstanding, those who don't even know how to play basketball "how can they win?
"I think just admit defeat, I really can't win!" Julius said weakly.
"Anyway, let's go and say hello to them first!"
Lin Beifan and the others walked over, and the contrast was even more obvious. These three people were too tall.
The average height is two meters, and you can touch the backboard with your hand. In front of this group of national teams, the three of them are simply a group of children who haven't grown up, little birds depend on each other.
0…ask for flowers……
Especially Lin Beifan, sadly found that he didn't even reach the waist of the other party.
His own waist is not as thick as the opponent's thighs.
It's really bullying!
"It's over, this game is really lost!"
"Look at the only little prodigy who knows how to play, his height is crushed, and he can't even shoot a basketball!"
"We can find foreign aid!"
"Which foreign aid is better than the national team?"
"So the game is lost!"
"The program team is too much, how can they bully people like this?"
Ah Lian, as the captain, said with a smile: "Little prodigy, you are here! Then we will play against you! The rules are like this, 3V3, whoever gets 5 balls first wins! As long as you win a game, Then it’s considered a success!”
Lin Beifan said speechlessly: "Brother Ah Lian, do you think we can win?"
Ah Lian grinned and did not answer.
This is something anyone with a discerning eye can see!
"You can find two powerful foreign aids, maybe there is some chance of winning! The Great Demon King said.
Lin Beifan is even more speechless, which foreign player can carry the national team?
I want to find the NBA, can they come?
Lin Beifan turned his head to look at the drone, and issued a complaint: "Old Wang, this is your fault. You deliberately don't let me pass, right? Look at the opponents you meet, they are all just relatively good amateur players ! And what I met was either the world champion or the national team, isn't it just a matter of embarrassing people?"
"That's right! It's gone too far!"
Although this is more interesting, is it really good to bully a child?"
"I can't stand it anymore!"
Everyone complained.
At this time, the staff pushed a panel with 8 envelopes hanging on it.
Ah Lian said with a smile: "Considering the fairness of the competition, the program team specially set up 8 restrictions for us! You can choose ten of them, little prodigy!"
"It's more like this!" Lin Beifan nodded in satisfaction.
Without this prerequisite, he would have no chance of winning!
It's impossible for anyone!
So, Lin Beifan stretched out his hand.
"Wait!" Ah Lian yelled.
"What else is there?" Lin Beifan raised his head in confusion.
"Son, let me give you a hug before I let you draw lots!" Ah Lian smiled with his aunt on his face.
"Yes, let's hug!"
"Tenderly tenderize your little face, be good!"
The other two also had aunt smiles on their faces.
Lin Beifan is not feeling well!
"Haha! I knew that no one could resist the cuteness of the little prodigy!"
"Little prodigy, this type of child, strong men must love it!"
"The little prodigy's face has changed, it's all dark, haha!"
"Let go of that kid and let me do it!"
Julius said sympathetically: "Little prodigy, for the sake of the task, you can sacrifice a little!"
Bai Rongrong pushed from behind: "It's no big deal, go!"
Lin Beifan was angry: "Absolutely impossible!"
He raised his head: "Brother Ah Lian, do you think this is really good?"
Ah Lian was confused: "What's wrong?"
Lin Beifan said: "Hug me, you will regret it!"
"Why regret it?" The three of them were even more confused.
Lin Beifan sighed: "You also know that I can't control my mouth, and I like to complain when I am unhappy! You know, your basketball team has not performed very well recently
Ah, I can't help but think of the national football team! Sometimes I can't help but want to say a few words, this...you don't mind, do you?"
The three basketball players immediately shivered.
You know, in a quiz yesterday afternoon, the little prodigy directly blacked out the national football team!
Now, the national football team has become a laughing stock!
If their basketball team is also complained like this, it will definitely be finished!
The picture is so beautiful, I can't even imagine it!
This kid's mouth is too lethal, I would rather lose the game than let his mouth be fired!
"Little prodigy, we won't hug you anymore, please!"
"Which one do you want to smoke, I'll get it for you!"
"Would you like to draw one more?"
The three big men scrambled to please the prince desperately, as if to please the prince.
Lin Beifan smiled brightly: "Thank you three big brothers, you are so kind!"
"What are you afraid of? Everyone is wilting?"
"What's so scary about a little child prodigy? Why are you afraid of complaining? We'll support you!"
"If you are a man, you must bear it!"
Tens of millions of viewers in the live broadcast room were furious. .
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