City Survival: The Program Group Is Going Crazy!

Chapter 171 It's A Prank And A Pleasure For A While, Crematorium Anytime!

At this time, the drenched trick king Lu Xing fled to a corner, very annoyed.

Hunting geese all day long, finally got pecked by geese!

Not only did the plan fail, but he also reaped the consequences and became the laughing stock of everyone, making him, the king of pranksters, disgraced.

Looking at his live broadcast room, most of them were sarcasm.

"This Tricky King is dead!"

"Kneel when you meet a little prodigy!"

"Being played by others from beginning to end, like a big fool!"

"I knew he couldn't!"

"You can only trick ordinary people, your level is limited!"

Lu Xing was very annoyed. Ever since he started his job as an anchor, it has been going smoothly. When was he dismissed by someone like this?

Today, it unexpectedly fell on a small child, and was laughed at by the people in the live broadcast room.

As a young man, he couldn't stand it!

"No! I must trick the little prodigy once!" Lu Xing said firmly.

"Anchor, you can't do it, give up!"

"With your IQ, you can't beat the little prodigy!

"Besides, the little child prodigy knows you, as long as you appear in front of him, he will definitely recognize you!"

"Master, anchor, don't put yourself in danger again!"

"You are really no match for the little prodigy!"

Fans in the live broadcast room persuaded one after another.

But he didn't listen and began to sum up the experience of failure.

First of all, the little prodigy has recognized him and has been playing with him from beginning to end, so he can no longer appear in front of him with this face, at least it must be disguised.

Point 2, don't broadcast live.

Because once it is broadcast live, it will definitely be exposed by the audience, and the prank plan will fail again.

Point 3, the little prodigy is very smart, so it must be taken by surprise.

After sorting out all this, he came up with a tricky plan again, full of confidence once again, and said to everyone in the live broadcast room: "Dear family members, I thought of a new tricky plan again, an absolute surprise Full! But this time I won’t be broadcasting live, you guys are waiting for news of my victory!”

"Don't want the anchor, I'm afraid you won't come back!" 04 "You acted secretly!"

"It's over, I feel that the host is going to find out!"

About half an hour later, he came out wearing a teddy bear doll coat.

He bought it with oceans worth thousands of dollars. After wearing it, it was completely unrecognizable from head to toe. It was one of his tricky clothes. I didn't plan to use it so soon, but I used it in advance in the face of the little prodigy.

"Little prodigy, let's see how you recognize me!"

Lu Xing smiled triumphantly, and then put the biggest bear headgear on his head.

Slightly took a breath: "It's really hot!"

It is still summer at this time, the sun is shining brightly outside, the temperature is above 30 degrees, and everyone comes out wearing short jackets and short sleeves.

But he was wearing a bearskin coat, and even had a big, thick hood on his head, which made him unbearably hot.

He immediately took off the hood and found that his forehead was already sweating.

"Be patient!"

Then, he took out a bunch of makeup props and put on makeup for himself.

Make up your face to look neither human nor ghost, a bit like a zombie and a bit like a zombie, and spray ketchup on your face as blood, all in all, it makes yourself look very disgusting.

His tricky plan is like this, first dress up as a bear doll and approach Lin Beifan, and play with them happily.

Then at a critical moment, he took off the headgear and frightened him severely.

When you succeed, you run away.

After 10 minutes, Lu Xing smiled with satisfaction when he saw the terrifying look in the mirror.

"Perfect! Time to act!"

Putting on the hood, twisting and twisting, bouncing forward.

Passers-by on the road greeted each other, took pictures, and slowly approached Lin Beifan.

At this moment, the three of them continued to hang out nearby.

At this time, two fat twin sisters suddenly rushed over, and they said excitedly: "Little prodigy, I like you so much, can you take a photo with me?"

"Here is a gift for you, I hope you can accept it!"

Lin Beifan smiled triumphantly: "See, this is the correct posture for excitement! Lu Xing's smile just now was too fake and emotionless. I hope he can hone his acting skills and improve his professional level after he returns!"

The audience burst out laughing.

"Haha! Everyone has slipped away, don't forget about Dis!"

"He is a good trick king, but he fell into your hands!"

"But I heard that he's going to make another prank plan, why hasn't he come yet?"

"I don't know if it will work this time?"

"I feel the situation is still not optimistic!"

"Little prodigy, can you?" The two fat sisters looked forward to it.

"Of course!" Lin Beifan laughed, Lin Beifan is very kind to sincere fans.

So, several people took a few photos together.

Then, they opened the gift box and gave out the gift.

In the gift box, there are actually a few cartoon dolls in the shape of Lin Beifan, which are cute and very interesting.

"We made these, I hope you like it!" Sister Feifei said shyly.

Lin Beifan was very pleasantly surprised: "It's so interesting, I like it!"

"Did all of you really do this? How did you do it so well?" Bai Rongrong exclaimed.

"Yes, we do! We run a doll workshop and we make custom doll toys! We all love the little prodigy so much that we made his dolls

Give it to him!" said the sister.

"Rewards! There are many rewards!" Lin Beifan said loudly.

From Bai Rongrong's carry-on backpack, he took out a wad of money and sent it over.

The twin sisters, Hua, were startled and waved their hands again and again: "This is a gift from us, no money will be charged!"

"There is a rule in our show that everything must be paid, so take it!"

"But this is too much, just give me 10 yuan!"

"Nonsense! These dolls are well-made at first glance, and a lot of thought has been spent. How can 10 yuan be enough? Give it to you and take it, or I won't accept gifts!" Lin Beifan said forcefully.

"Okay, thank you!" The two accepted it embarrassingly.

Lin Beifan let out a sigh of relief: "Finally spent the money, the feeling of spending money is great!"

"Damn it! Let him pretend again!"

"It's all my fault for being careless!"

"After all, I'm still too young to be recruited unknowingly!"

"Hate!"

"Let's play together!" Lin Beifan issued an invitation.

"Really?"

"Very good!"

Feifei sisters are very excited.

Then, several people moved forward, took pictures and chatted together.

In the end, Lin Beifan was surprised to find that this pair of twin sisters actually have one thing in common with them, that is, they can eat, and they especially love to eat, and they are familiar with any food.

It seems that their figures are obtained from eating.

"Little prodigy, let me tell you, there are actually a lot of good things around here that you haven't eaten! These good things are hidden in the deep alleys and small streets. "It's not even the locals who don't know!" One of the sisters explain.

Lin Beifan and Bai Rongrong's eyes lit up.

"Really?"

"It's absolutely true, we won't lie to you if we lie to anyone!" Another sister said.

"Take us there!"

In this way, everyone set off towards the delicious food.

At this time, they saw a big doll with a naive attitude walking over slowly.

"Look! There is a cute bear!" Bai Rongrong's eyes lit up.

I saw the human bear doll that had attracted everyone's attention, tilting its head to greet everyone, and twisting its buttocks. It looked naive and very interesting.

"It's so fun, let's go find him and take some pictures!"

"that's right!"

"I am very much in favor!"

So, several people rushed over enthusiastically.

Lu Xing, who was hiding inside the bear doll, was overjoyed when he saw Lin Beifan running excitedly.

"Haha, here's your chance! See if I can't kill you!"

So he scratched his head and made a variety of interesting movements.

Everyone is more excited!

"It's still a funny little bear!"

"Bear, can you take some pictures with us?"

Lu Xing scratched his head and posed, and laughed with his throat pressed: "Of course there's no problem, come to Baby Bear's arms!"

Everyone laughed and took pictures around the bear dolls.

No matter what the action is, Lu Xing will respond to every request.

Finally it was the little prodigy's turn.

"Little prodigy, what pose and action do you want to take a picture of?" Lu Xing, who was hiding inside the doll, asked.

"What moves do you know?" Lin Beifan asked.

"I can do anything, I am the No. 1 among the bear people!" Lu Xing said.

Lin Beifan's eyes lit up, and his cute eyes were full of longing: "I can do anything, amazing! Brother Xiong, can you do the splits for me?"

Lu Xing: "...

"It's so difficult, is it true?"

"The split crotch is split!"

"Isn't this embarrassing Brother Xiong?"

"Bearman: I'm just bragging, why did you get on the fence?"

The audience burst out laughing.

Lu Xing shook his head and said embarrassingly: "I don't know how to do this, let's change the action!"

Lin Beifan blinked: "How about touching the belly button with the backhand?"

Lu Xing:

"Do bears have waists?"

"How many normal people can do it?"

"These conditions are getting more and more outrageous one by one, it's too embarrassing for Brother Xiong!"

The audience laughed again.

Seeing that the other party was still in a daze, Lin Beifan continued: "Take off the sweater on one foot?"

Julius couldn't take it anymore, and said angrily: "Okay, stop playing, don't embarrass Brother Xiong! Hurry up and take pictures, we have to find something to eat!"

"Oh, okay!" Lin Beifan nodded, and took a few photos with the other party.

Seeing that the time was ripe, Lu Xing slightly bent down, pressed his throat and smiled at Lin Beifan: "I'm a little hot, little prodigy, can you help me take off the hood?"

Lin Beifan sympathized: "Hiding in such a bearskin coat, it's really hot! Okay, I'll take it off for you!"

Lu Xing was overjoyed and said, "Thank you, you are such a good boy!"

I'm so excited, it's finally time to reveal my face!

Little prodigy, get ready for the wind!

Don't be frightened by my appearance, Jie Jie!

He lowered his head and put his head close to Lin Beifan, making it easier for Lin Beifan to take off the hood.

Lin Beifan grabbed the big hood with both hands and took it off with difficulty.

finally!

His big head, which was neither human nor ghost, and was still oozing blood, was finally exposed, his mouth was split open, his eyes were staring, and there was the same evil name.

The devil came to the world, and let out a horrible laugh: "Little prodigy, I came to you from hell! I'm not 070 scary?"

Lin Beifan had a calm face, unmoved.

But the fat and fat sisters next to her were startled and let out a sharp cry.

"Damn, it's scary!"

Terrified, he punched reflexively.

There was only a bang, and the sandbag-sized fist hit Lu Xing directly in the face, making him dizzy.

"Alas! My nose..."

At this time, another sister, Hua, rushed over bravely, with a body full of fat trembling, and shouted: "Sister, I'm here to save you!"

Lu Xing was terrified: "Wait! Don't come here, this is a misunderstanding!"

It was too late after all!

The older sister had already soared into the air and rushed over.

Lu Xing's eyes widened, and he felt a mountain of flesh rushing towards his face, like Mount Tai pressing down on him, crushing him heavily to the ground!

"Boom"

The sky is collapsing, the earth is falling, and the dust is flying!

Lu Xing only felt that every bone in his body was about to be broken!

There are also internal organs, almost all of which have been crushed!

"Crush you to death! I will crush you to death!" The sister continued to crush.

"It's so damn heavy! The bones are going to... the bones are going to break..." Lu Xing felt as if he was about to ascend to immortality.

At this time, everyone came back to their senses.

They were shocked when they saw Lu Xing's face.

"Is that a ghost?"

"What the hell? How could there be ghosts in the world?"

"That's obviously a fake!"

"Drawings are disgusting!"

At this time, the staff immediately separated and entangled the two, and was surprised when they saw Brother Xiong's true face.

"Isn't this Tricky King Lu Xing?"

"It's scary to make up a ghost, but I ended up capsizing myself again!"

"Being crushed by a 200-jin fat man..."

"It's almost crushed, the bones are about to break, how miserable!"

"Can not bear to look!!!"

Everyone feels sympathy.

In the end, Lu Xing was dragged away by an ambulance.

According to the doctor's preliminary judgment, two of his ribs may have been broken, and the bridge of his nose was crooked, so disfigurement is inevitable.

Such an injury will not heal within a few months!

Looking at the fat and fat sisters who seemed to have made a big mistake, Lin Beifan comforted softly: "Don't worry, you are self-defense, we all will testify for you! I will go with you later

Police station, explain the matter clearly!"

"Thank you, little prodigy!" The twin sisters breathed a sigh of relief.

Then, Lin Beifan said to everyone earnestly: "Everyone has seen it, tricks are risky, jokes need to be cautious! It's tricky for a while, and it's fun at any time, and everyone must

Take it as a warning, or it will be too late to regret it!"

Everyone nodded apprehensively. .

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