Classmates, stop chasing me. The freshman beauty is my girlfriend.

There is no military training tonight, so the freshmen have free time.

After more than ten days at school, many people have chatted with some friends of the opposite sex online, and they can take the opportunity to go out and meet them.

Or have a meal in the dormitory, sing karaoke or something.

On the other side of dormitory 404, Susan and Gu Xiaozu went out to play.

Therefore, Ji Yingge was the only one left in the dormitory.

When Jiang Yuan came back, she saw the white-haired girl sitting at the desk, and the LOL world was displayed on her laptop.

She played blind monk to perfection, and she was actually a female jungler who ganked the whole game.

After harvesting three heads in the team battle, Ji Yingge looked at Jiang Yuan coming back and nodded coldly, which was considered a greeting.

Suddenly, her eyes became ambiguous, because she found that Jiang Yuan was taking clothes from the closet again, and seemed to be going to the bathroom to take a shower.

"On a rainy day without sweating, the little kite takes two baths!"

When Jiang Yuan passed behind Ji Yingge, she couldn't help but look at the computer screen that suddenly went black, and met the playful smile on the screen.

Her face flushed, and she cursed Lin Senmu a hundred times in her heart, "Big hooligan, big pervert, there will be no next time!"

"Unless... the clothes are all dry!"

Lin Senmu stepped into the boys' dormitory building, and noticed his expression, which perfectly interpreted the idiom "refreshed".

"Who understands? How fragrant is my kite!"

Walking to dormitory 308, Lin Senmu pushed the door open and heard Zhang Bowen saying, "Brother Hao, Brother Hao, come and help me see, why hasn't she replied to the message yet? Is there something wrong with my last sentence?"

Nie Hao was called over by Zhang Bowen. He took the phone and looked at it, and said meaningfully, "Aqi, do you know what the Joker's Five Steps are?"

"What is that?"

Zhang Bowen was ignorant.

Nie Hao said: "The first step to becoming a clown is to expect the other party to reply to your message, just like you are now."

"???"

Zhang Bowen was dumbfounded, not because of the word clown, but because he was surprised how Nie Hao knew his inner thoughts.

Ding!

At this moment, Ji Qingting replied to Zhang Bowen's message.

"Did she reply to me?"

Zhang Bowen quickly snatched the phone from Nie Hao and read the content happily.

Nie Hao opened his mouth and couldn't help saying: "Aqi, were you listening to me just now? Your current state is very much like the second step of becoming a clown!"

"When I received the message from the other party, the corners of my mouth couldn't help but rise wildly, as if I saw the dawn of winning her."

"..."

Zhang Bowen wanted to reply to the message, but his expression was awkward.

Yang Jian came over to ask for advice, "Brother Hao, what are the remaining three steps? Zhang Bowen's first two steps are exactly like the clown you mentioned."

Lin Senmu had not thought of joining in the fun before, but now he saw that Zhang Bowen looked very much like the clown Nie Hao said.

Thinking that his girlfriend said she was going to take a shower, he would have nothing to do for a while, so he might as well go over to listen to the class and broaden his horizons, right?

So, Lin Senmu walked over calmly and pretended to take the Flavor King betel nut on Zhang Bowen's desk.

"The third step of the clown?"

Nie Hao took Zhang Bowen's phone again, swiped up the chat history, and then turned the screen to Yang Jian, "Look here, Zhang Bowen used to reply in seconds, but suddenly he took several minutes to reply."

"This is the third step of the clown, deliberately delaying the reply to the message, pretending to be indifferent, trying to hide the excitement in his heart!"

"..."

Zhang Bowen's heart was full of 10,000 grass mud horses.

"What about the fourth step?"

Lin Senmu interrupted casually.

You know what, he thinks Haozi's course is really reasonable.

Nie Hao flipped through the chat records again, found a passage and analyzed it: "Look, Ah Qi just went to a milk tea shop with someone at noon today, and he has already started to fall into fantasy, uncontrollably looking forward to a bright future with the other party."

"Look at what Ah Qi is talking about, after graduating from college, he plans to go to the city where Ji Qingting works!"

"This is fucking, he has even considered things four years later."

"The emotions are completely controlled by the other party!"

Everyone looked at Zhang Bowen.

Zhang Bowen was sweating profusely, even though the dormitory was air-conditioned, he kept pulling out tissues to wipe his sweat.

Nie Hao continued to take out the next chat record, "The fifth step to becoming a clown is being poor but wanting to spend money on the other person."

"Look at Ah Qi, he just met someone and he bought it for them when they just casually said they liked a lipstick!"

"This lipstick costs more than 300 yuan. As far as I know, Ah Qi, your monthly living expenses are only about 1,000 yuan, right?"

Speaking of this, Nie Hao cried out in pain: "You are so stupid, Qi!"

"Let me ask you, when you transferred money to the other party in the afternoon,, did that contradictory psychology make you feel more struggling? "

"Yes, right?" Zhang Bowen was sweating profusely, and his face was panicked.

"If you don't transfer the three hundred yuan, Ji Qingting said so. You completely put yourself in the role of a boyfriend. If you transfer it, you will suffer for your face."

Nie Hao sighed, "Why don't you continue to chat according to the content I helped you chat before? Your style of chatting has completely changed. The relationship has not been settled, but you are just a dog."

"Even if the relationship is settled verbally, what does it matter? You haven't even held hands, but you are a big victim?"

Zhang Bowen shouted: "Military Advisor, save me!"

Then, Nie Hao came out and used his ruffian style to cover up Zhang Bowen's stupid content and get the chat topic back on track.

He said logically: "In fact, the clown has a sixth step!"

"What else? "

Lin Senmu and Yang Jian, who were originally preparing to leave, moved their feet back involuntarily.

Nie Hao chatted with Ji Qingting on behalf of Zhang Bowen, and said to himself: "Just when I was talking about the first five steps, I was thinking about each other all the time in my mind."

"Brother Hao, stop talking!!!"

Zhang Bowen's psychological defense line completely collapsed.

Nie Hao stopped talking and focused on helping Zhang Bowen reshape his personality. Although it would make people feel inconsistent, at least it became an equal relationship.

"That's enough, you can continue the topic later. If you don't understand, take a screenshot and ask me! "

Yang Jian quietly went to bed, lying on his side in the quilt, looking at the record with the girl named 'soft and cute'.

He felt like a clown, too. He didn't even know her name, but he was already expecting and fantasizing.

Just half an hour ago, he transferred 5.20 yuan to treat soft and cute to Wangzai milk.

Lin Senmu went to the balcony, pretending to go to the toilet, with a very serious expression.

He kept reviewing the chat records with Jiang Yuan, checking whether he was a clown.

Result...

All of them were fooled.

A drop of sweat flowed from Lin Senmu's temples, and he cursed, "What does Haozi know?"

"Well, wait until Jiang Yuan replies, I will ignore her for five minutes! "

Ding.

Just when Lin Senmu was thinking this, Jiang Yuan sent a message, "Honey, I'm done with my shower, I want a hug~"

Lin Senmu's mouth corners subconsciously rose, and he quickly typed, "Hug my wife, cling to me, rub against me~~"

...

What Nie Hao said before made sense.

But it cannot be applied to people running towards each other in both directions.

Lin Senmu and Jiang Yuan used their sincerity to exchange for each other's sincerity.