Classmates, stop chasing me. The freshman beauty is my girlfriend.

"What is love?"

Huo Tuo pondered for a moment, then slowly said: "If you are with someone and you can keep a month without quarreling, then you are good friends."

"If you are together for a week without quarreling, then you are lovers. If you quarrel every day together and don't separate..."

Here, Huo Tuo made a tactical pause.

The students thought that the answer was finished, and they suddenly realized: "So this is love?"

Huo Tuo's lips curled up a sly smile, "NO, this is not love, it means you are sick!"

"Hahahaha~~"

"Hehe~~"

In the classroom, boys and girls burst into a series of laughter.

When the noise gradually subsided, Huo Tuo continued, "As for what love is, the teacher can't generalize this question."

"Because everyone has a different understanding of love, everyone has their own way of falling in love."

"Love has never had a fixed way of getting along."

After that, Huo Tuo answered another previous question, "Do you have to fall in love when you go to college? You have to think clearly about the essence of this question."

"In college, do you want to fall in love with someone, or do you want to find someone to fall in love with."

"If it's with someone, I can help you with some advice."

"But if you just want to fall in love because you see others are in love, this is a blind follow-up."

"I advise students who have this idea to study professional courses well."

"True love is to walk the longest road with her for the rest of your life, to love the right person, and never to fall in love for the sake of falling in love."

Pa pa pa.

After these words fell, the whole class of students applauded heartily.

When the applause faded, the question party was more and more, whether boys or girls, basically want to know how to pursue the opposite sex.

Huo Tuo sorted out his thoughts and replied: "Let's talk about boys first."

"I'll give an example. As for why? That's because boys are too loyal. They are so loyal that they only like beautiful girls..."

Before the voice fell, there was another round of laughter in the classroom.

Huo Tuo raised his hands to signal silence, and then gave an example, "Many boys, after coming to college, think that they must be the chosen one."

"So when pursuing the opposite sex, they all start with the campus belle, but after being frustrated, they basically don't reflect on themselves, and turn around to aim at the campus belle, department belle, and class belle and so on."

"In the end, when you can't even catch the girl you once looked down on, you will realize that it's your own problem."

"The teacher's advice is to be polite and graceful when chasing girls. Even if you don't catch them after trying hard, don't slander and slander them behind their backs."

"The most important thing is Don't be fickle and choose multiple targets at once. Even if you catch one, the shelf life of this relationship will not last long because you are not sincere in the first place. "

Next, Huo Tuo answered the female classmates eloquently, "It's very easy for girls to chase boys. You just ask him for help and find a problem that he can easily solve. "

"Pretend to need help. After he helps you solve the problem, you should show that you are very happy and show that his help is very important to you. To express your gratitude, you can treat him to a meal, so that you have space to be alone. "

"This time, through gratitude, you can hint at it. Find out what he likes, and ask him for help next time. You already know his hobbies. If he likes watching anime, discuss anime with him. "

"If he likes playing games, when you play games together, even if you are better than him, you should pretend not to be able to play games, and keep praising your brother for being so good."

"There is no boy in this world who doesn't like to be praised. When you praise him, even if he is not in front of you, his mouth corners are harder to suppress than AK!"

Speaking of this, Huo Tuo changed the subject, "Some female classmates are still single at the end of the first semester of their freshman year. Do you know why they are single?"

"You are around "You are my best friend. The girl can't open the bottle cap, but you can carry the suitcase up to the sixth floor. The girl can't hold the wine, but you put your arm around her shoulders and challenge her, "Brother, don't be a fish." Or laugh at her, "Brother, are you a loser?" "The girl is playing games, brother saves me, brother is great, you greet brother's family warmly, idiot, don't send me off, idiot, are you really a loser? Stupid, I can beat you with my feet better than you!" "How do you expect the other party to care about you? So the most important factor is to learn to show weakness." In the classroom, a boy who probably knew a girl stood up and shouted after hearing such a statement:"Deng Yongtong, the teacher is talking about you, so you are still single!"

"I bought you a cantaloupe, but you split it with your bare hands!"

"Cheng Tu, it's none of your business, are you looking for a fight? You asked me to stay up all night to get points, but what happened? I lost more than a dozen stars in one night, and you said you would help me get to Glory. You are a rookie, but you don't even have as many MVPs as me!"

Deng Yongtong also stood up, put her hands on her hips, and yelled.

"999!"

"Deng Yongtong, Cheng Tu, I wish you a happy marriage!"

"Be together, be together."

Instantly, Deng Yongtong's aggressiveness disappeared, and her face turned red with embarrassment, "What nonsense are you talking about? I don't like Cheng Tu."

"You don't like Cheng Tu, he asked you to play games all night, and made you lose one or two stars, but you still played with him all night?"

"That's right, that's right, I don't feel anything, I found an excuse to log off and go to bed."

"Sister, don't lie to yourself anymore."

Deng Yongtong was so embarrassed that she sat back in her chair and hid on the desk.

Cheng Tu clasped his fists and thanked the wingmen in all directions. He was sure that the girl he liked also liked him.

Lin Senmu listened to a class, and he only had one question, "Teacher, I suspect you are a sea king!"

After hearing this, someone immediately echoed: "I think so too, teacher, tell me how many girlfriends you have dated."

Huo Tuo quickly proved his innocence: "I am a military advisor!"

Lin Senmu thought of another question, "Teacher, why do I suddenly feel that the person who knows more is often a single person?"

"Student, you can shut up." Huo Tuo gave a warning eye on the podium.

"Hahaha."

Lin Senmu was happy and guessed right.

Jiang Yuan also had a question, and stood up and shouted: "Teacher Huo, this guy just now is my boyfriend. I want to ask you, why do I like to hear his friends call me sister-in-law?"

Huo Tuo was amazed by this beautiful girl, and after a moment of consideration, he decided to help.

He glanced at the whole class and asked, "Are you willing?"

As soon as he finished speaking, there was an overwhelming shout: "Hello, Mrs. Sen~~"

"Hello, sister-in-law!"

"Hello, sister-in-law!"

Jiang Yuan's eyes curved into crescents with a smile, and this was the effect she wanted.

Huo Tuo was a little surprised. It turned out that the jerk who revealed his single secret was so famous in Ocean University?

Lin Senmu also clasped his fists to express his gratitude. He checked the time on his watch and saw that there was still time, so he placed an order for milk tea for the whole class!