Classmates: the Perfect Male God

Ren Yifan saw the ice water on the ground as soon as he arrived, and was not polite to Lin Fan.

Pick it up and take a sip.

He seemed to have thought of something, and stared at Gu Yixin with an unkind face: "Why are you here again? Are you here to trick people?"

"I met you when I was chatting up just now. I drank a bottle of ice water and charged me ten dollars."

Gu Yixin stared and said, "I'm opening the door to do business in a dignified manner. How can I say I'm cheating? If you think it's expensive, you can choose not to buy it?"

"..."

Ren Yifan was speechless.

Gu Yixin snorted, flicked his ponytail, and walked away with his long legs.

Just then, the phone rang.

"Hey, Mr. Lu, are you finally here? I'll be waiting for you under the tree after entering the school gate and turning left!"

When Ren Yifan received a call from his best friend, he was immediately excited.

After a while, Lu Qiaochuan dragged his suitcase and walked over from a distance.

"Mr. Lu, Lin Fan and I are all white. If you don't come, I will call Uncle Police Cha to report the loss."

"I just met a mysterious senior brother in a taxi."

Lu Qiaochuan looked dazed and whispered, "He told me a secret that someone in our photography class has three ears."

"Damn! Are you mentally retarded?"

Ren Yifan was stunned: "Do you even believe this kind of nonsense?"

"The rivers and lakes are sinister, I would rather believe what they have than not believe what they don't have."

Lu Qiaochuan sat down and took a sip of water, wiped the sweat from his face, and watched his surroundings vigilantly.

It seems that Lu Qiaochuan still met Ye Jiping?

This innocent child really believed it.

"Let's go, go back to the dormitory and put your luggage first."

The corner of Lin Fan's mouth twitched slightly, and he quickly dragged Lu Qiaochuan back to the dormitory.

I was afraid that he would actually pull someone to see if they had three ears.

It's so embarrassing that you can use your toes to dig out the big wild.

Lin Fan and Lu Qiaochuan's dormitory was on the 12th floor, no more than [-] meters from the school's second canteen.

The three of them dragged their suitcases and walked when Lu Qiaochuan suddenly stopped, twitching his nose like a hound.

"Lin Fan, why do I seem to smell a strange smell?"

This smell.

Can't help but remind Lu Qiaochuan of an indescribable taste.

[Kneeling and begging for flowers and evaluation tickets! ! ! ].

Chapter [-] Luqiaochuan of Social Death! [Ask for flowers and evaluation tickets! 】

"It's heather."

Lin Fan glanced at it.

In the flower beds by the roadside, many heather flowers are planted.

The tree is shaped like an umbrella and has delicate white flowers, which looks pleasing to the eye.

But the smell...indescribable.

Every time you take a sip, it is a taste of life inheritance and endless life.

In short, know everything!

The three walked into the dormitory chatting and laughing. After registering at the dormitory auntie, they received a set of bedding.

Lin Fan and Lu Qiaochuan's dormitory was on the sixth floor. There was no elevator, so they could only take the stairs.

Lin Fan's physique was strong, but he was effortless.

Lu Qiaochuan had a bitter look on his face, and he was carrying his suitcase loudly.

After finally reaching the fifth floor, his face suddenly changed, and his two strands were tightly clamped.

"It's broken. I just drank cold water and my stomach hurts a little."

"Are you a girl, you have a stomachache when you drink cold water during your menstrual period?"

Ren Yifan rolled his eyes, "It's almost here, can't you bear it!"

"Big brother, it's about to spray out, how can you hold back?"

"Then you spray it out!"

Lu Qiaochuan ignored Ren Yifan and turned to ask Lin Fan, "Brother Fan, do you know where the toilet is?"

Lin Fan shrugged, "You smell it yourself."

Lu Qiaochuan really took a deep breath, then threw a salute and charged towards the public toilet at a lightning speed.

"Beast!"

On Ren Yifan's already thin shoulders, an extra large package was added, and he complained, "I curse you, there is not enough paper for shit!"

Lin Fan also helped lift the suitcase, and said quietly, "He probably didn't bring any paper at all!"

......

Walking into the dormitory, I found that an old acquaintance was already sitting in the dormitory.

It was Xiao Haiyang who I met on the train.

He didn't sit on a stool either, but hung a mesh hanging chair from the bed and sat there to play games.

"Lin Fan?"

Xiao Haiyang heard the movement, turned his head, saw Lin Fan, nodded with a smile, and said hello.

Next, Lin Fan made the bed.

Ren Yifan also helped Lu Qiaochuan make the bed, and was as unrepentant as Xianglin's wife.

There wasn't much, and it took ten minutes to sort it out.

Ren Yifan had nothing to do, moved a chair and sat behind Xiao Haiyang to watch him play games.

Xiao Haiyang asked, "Lin Fan, where is Lu Qiaochuan, hasn't he arrived yet?"

"Don't worry about him, I guess he fell into the toilet pit and won't be able to climb out."

Ren Yifan said casually.

At this moment, there was a sudden exclamation from outside the door: "Oh my god, do you know what happened to me in the toilet just now?"

Then came a figure, hurriedly flashed in.

"What, Yu Hao, have you encountered a ghost?"

Xiao Haiyang asked calmly.

Lin Fan took a look.

This is Yu Hao from the first bed.

Visually estimated to be over one meter eighty-five, she looks feminine and handsome, with hair wax on her head, and her clothes are quite trendy.

"You just met a ghost!"

Yu Hao exaggerated: "Oh my god, I just went to the toilet and met a person who pooped and didn't bring paper, and suddenly asked me for two packs!"

"..."

Lin Fan and Ren Yifan looked at each other, as if thinking of something.

puff!

They're all trained not to laugh unless they can't help it...  

"What are you laughing at?"

Yu Hao looked at Lin Fan and Ren Yifan with a puzzled expression.

He felt something was wrong.

Soon he knew.

Lu Qiaochuan staggered and moved from outside the door to the door of the bedroom.

"Mr. Lu, why are you acting like this?"

Ren Yifan was still complaining just now, but seeing how miserable this guy was, he still helped him into the bedroom.

"After squatting for ten minutes, my legs are numb."

Lu Qiaochuan's legs were trembling, and he said with a haggard face: "I have been calling for help in the toilet for a long time. If there are good people who donate me two packs of paper, maybe I will squat until the sea is dry and the rocks are rotten..."

"So it's you. The kind person you mentioned is me. My name is Yu Hao."

Yu Hao on the first bed raised his hand with a smile, "Do you often go to the toilet without paper?"

"how is this possible!"

Lu Qiaochuan explained with a red face: "I just put my mobile phone and wallet in the suitcase. I rushed so fast that I didn't bring anything."

"It's all big men, what's the matter, Asan even wiped it with his hands."

Xiao Haiyang thought it was funny.

"My name is Lu Qiaochuan, please give me more advice in the future."

Lu Qiaochuan greeted his roommates with a smile on his face.

Xiao Haiyang grinned at him, revealing splendid white teeth: "My name is Xiao Haiyang, you can also call me Haiyang, can you add your prestige?"

It's you? !