Cohabitation In The Wilderness: My Partner Steals My Protein

Chapter 28 I Have a Secret Recipe Heirloom

"Mimi, I have a way to make you no longer hurt in the future."

Bai Piao, who was rubbing Yang Mi's belly, suddenly remembered a joke he had seen before, and amused her accordingly.

"any solution?"

Yang Mi asked with some doubts, is there any way to relieve this kind of pain that she, a woman, doesn't know?

"You don't mean to say drink more hot water, do you? If you dare to say this, I will kill you."

The warning in her eyes was very obvious, and it might be the reason why relatives came, even her tone was a little bit bad.

It seems that the man's caring words of "drink more hot water" really seem to be unforgivable to girls.

Seeing that she was in a special situation at this time, Bai Piao didn't care too much, let alone commit crimes against the wind, but said with a smile:

"No, how can you think I'm so emotionally unintelligent?"

"I'm serious. This is a secret recipe handed down from my ancestors, okay? The treatment lasts ten months, and this relative will never come to you again."

"How about it? Mimi, do you want to try?"

"hey-hey!"

Yang Mi heard this, especially the smirk behind him.

This flushed and shy face turned even redder, as if it was about to drip blood.

Sure enough, Boss Yang, who had been in the entertainment industry for many years, didn't understand anything, and she also understood what Bai Piao meant.

"Can you be a little bit upright? Do you really think I took down a few broken wooden barrels?"

This refers to the five wooden barrels that Bai Piao used to put red-hot charcoal on a wooden stake that is as thick as a person and half a meter high a few nights ago, and then burned out with little effort.

The finished wooden barrels can not only store water, but also hold hot water for them to wash and bathe.

Although I can't take a bath, I can still wipe my body.

Also included was a hand towel contributed by Bai Piao, torn from the hem of his T-shirt.

So this T-shirt almost turned into a navel dress.

Yang Mi likes these wooden barrels very much, women love to be clean.

For so many days, because the water was too cold, she never took a bath and wiped her body. Every day, she endured the cold and washed her hands and wiped her face by the river.

You said that there are two pots for boiling hot water, but this one is for drinking and the other is for cooking. Which one is suitable for her to use to wipe her body?

The answer is no!

Bai Piao still remembers asking Yang Mi at that time, ‘Earlier I said that a few fish cannot be married, so now add these wooden barrels, and this time you can marry me. '

She nodded shyly, then excitedly boiled hot water, and finally took a bath directly and boldly.

I don't know if it's because of the hot water or because of shyness, but her pretty face turned red like an apple, making people want to take a bite.

Bai Piao also had a good time in the house.

If it wasn't for Yang Mi's relatives who happened to be here, then it would be inevitable for him to misfire!

By the way, one of them was used as a toilet by them, and it had a lid, so they didn't have to dig holes and fill holes in the house.

"hey-hey."

At this time, Bai Piao just smiled embarrassingly at Yang Mi's words and didn't say anything.

Anyway, he got the benefits, so why should he be stubborn anymore, just let Yang Mi stand there and be stubborn.

Yang Mi may also be because the relationship between her and Bai Piao has indeed improved by leaps and bounds during this period of time.

After a while, seeing that Bai Piao was silent, she took the initiative to tease him.

"Baibai, is that why you want me to give birth to you?"

"No, I'm doing this to treat you!"

What Bai Piao said was very righteous, if it weren't for his hands moving back and forth, maybe Yang Mi would have believed his nonsense just looking at his sincere expression.

"Fuck you, I mean it."

"Uh... well, I admit that I just want to do more exercise with you."

"It's also for the sake of our health. You see we eat so much meat every day, and fish generally don't gain weight, so we really should exercise more."

Obviously Yang Mi couldn't agree with this fallacy, she frowned and retorted.

"What do you mean we eat so much meat? It's obviously you. I eat a little bit normally every time. I can't finish eating like a rice bucket like you."

This is really not polite at all, and this is not over yet.

"Besides, so much work every day is not enough to exercise? Let me tell you that I have never been so tired before I came to this wilderness."

Bai Piao saw that the more Yang Mi said, the more wrong she felt, so she quickly persuaded her.

"Yeah, I know, Boss Yang's big star is not served by a bunch of people who are well-clothed and well-fed."

It's better not to provoke the girl's relatives every month, Bai Piao followed her and complimented her.

No one doesn't like to be praised, and no one doesn't like to hear compliments, and Boss Yang is no exception.

But I was somewhat embarrassed, so I was still humble for a while.

"It's not too much. Usually, I eat eight dishes for a meal, and I have three or five assistants by my side."

"Tsk tsk~~"

Only then did Bai Piao realize that the clown turned out to be himself.

What he said just now was a compliment, but in fact there was a bit of ridicule in it.

However, listening to Yang Mi's humble and natural words now, this invisible pretense really hurt him a lot.

At this moment, his depression has all turned into longing for Boss Yang's previous evil life, and he is really envious.

"Baibai, do you think I'm really fat and need to lose weight? Why do I still feel like I'm still thin?"

Yang Mi looked down and saw that her plumpness was about to develop from a big D to a small D, and said a little irritably.

"No, we don't have a staple food now, and the fat we eat is only a little bit of fish maw. How can we gain weight? It will be good if we don't continue to lose weight in the future."

"what?"

Yang Mi's cute little head froze for a moment.

After a while, she looked down at her plumpness again, as if she had made some kind of decision.

"Bai Bai, let's continue looking for bears tomorrow!"

Bai Piao: "???"

"Aren't you very scared a few days ago, don't you want me to go find the bear again?"

"That's different. A few days ago was a few days ago, and now is now!"

Yang Mi continued: "Didn't you say that if you hunted that bear, you would have almost all rations for the next month? I think you are right."

She didn't say a word later, 'When the bears are hunted, they will have enough fat intake, and her plump big D will be preserved. '

It turned out that Yang Mi was waiting here, and women worked hard enough for their figure.

However, Bai Piao didn't know this, and he was quite satisfied that Yang Mi could support him in hunting bears.

Like before, although Yang Mi followed him, she could only follow her in this wilderness, and she was not less frightened.

At this time, he can take the initiative to encourage him to go, and he feels that Yang Mi must have passed the hurdle of being afraid of bears in his heart.

Bai Piao didn't think that what he thought was actually not what he thought.

But this does not affect his mood to become happy:

"Okay, let's continue looking for bears tomorrow!"

"Baibai, you are awesome!"

"That is!"

Yang Mi took advantage of the opportunity to boast, and Bai Piao really floated away, with a very smug expression!

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