Cold Soldier King Pretty President

Ye Mo's face turned black in an instant. It's over! This bad broken cell phone, who knows to mute, the default is vibration!

The back palace is on fire! incorrect! This is the rhythm of directly lighting the powder keg and exploding it!

"The trough! Yemer, it's over! You're done! What did I say to make you shake early in the day? If you don't listen to me, I won't have so many things! " The little devil with the first two horns immediately jumped out and said anxiously.

"Shut up! The powder keg is about to explode. Think about what you can do Yemo glared at the devil.

At this time, the little man in white came out of nowhere and said, "if you had known earlier, why did you have to do it at the beginning? In other words, one night more than 500 years ago, a little boy was in the same predicament as you, but he was more calm than you. He doused the lead with a magic urine, which not only saved himself, He also saved thousands of people in the square. You should learn a little. "

Ye Mo's heart suddenly moved. This is not the origin of the statue of Belgian pee child!

Pee, pee? No, the entrance is

Ye Mo instantly understood!

Everything just happened in an instant. Just as Li Yao had just caught the mobile phone, and even had not been able to retract his hand, ye Mo moved, and rushed up like a cheetah to press Li Yao under his body.

Li Yao was frightened by Ye Mo's sudden action, and her heart beat faster. She looked at Ye Mo who was pressing on her and said mechanically, "you want to do what?"

"Nonsense, of course it's you!" The little devil immediately appears on Yemo's shoulder and laughs wildly.

In contrast, ye Mo is more reserved, directly pasted on Li Yao's ear, whispered: "wife, it's late at night, I'm X

Li Yao is not the kind of little girl who doesn't know anything. She trembles when she hears this, and she is acutely aware that ye Mo is not lying, because there is something on top of her

Li Yao's face changed in an instant. She pushed it away. Ye Mo grasped her bathrobe and cried, "get out! Go away

Looking at Li Yao's panic, ye Mo smiles, so he gets up and takes off his belt in front of Li Yao.

Looking at Ye Mo's two strong long hairy legs, Li Yao suddenly screamed and ran to her head without turning back. Then there was a bang on the door. If there was no accident, Li Yao would have locked the door at the moment of closing the door.

Ye Mo smiles. This time, he smiles from the bottom of his heart. He goes forward and picks up the mobile phone that Li Yao throws away when she screams. But ye Mo's face turns black the next second!

What a nice apple! The screen is broken! The screen is broken! As soon as Li Yao gave up, the extra money for a few days was gone!

As for Wang Ying

Ye Mo returned a few text messages later, but Wang Ying didn't reply. He didn't know whether he was angry or really asleep. At this time, ye Mo suddenly realized that he had just played big again!

Originally, Li Yao's behavior and the signal he unintentionally conveyed were something they should have been able to do, but the result was that the wolf suddenly showed his fierce face and scared away the pure rabbit. As for now

"Wife, you open the door, good cell phones are broken by you, don't believe you open the door to have a look!"

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"Wife, let me be frank. Just now, it was a text message sent by my female colleagues in our company asking me to go. If you don't believe it, I haven't deleted the text message. If you don't open the door again, I'll really go to her!"

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"Wife... Wife... Did you sleep? Why don't you squeak if you don't sleep? "

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"Wife..."

At the moment, Li Yao is sitting on the bed, tightly wrapped up in the quilt and staring at the door. No matter how ye Mo knocks on the door or talks nonsense, she is unmoved.

Tonight she did have that preparation, but she was really frightened by Yemo's rude behavior.

Maybe she is a little impulsive tonight. She still needs some time to prepare. She can't let Yemo in tonight, and she won't let Yemo in later!

"Wife, it's too much if you don't open the door again. Believe it or not, I've spent the night with my female colleagues!"

Listening to Ye Mo's deep cry outside, Li Yao also smiles.

It's said that men are very anxious when they are in the brain. Ye Mo should be so anxious now that he can even make up the gossip about his female colleagues. Is he so anxious that he has no intelligence? Li Yao is not a three-year-old. How can she believe his lies!

"If you want to go, go! I won't stop you! In a word, I won't open the door tonight. You must die of your heart Li Yao shouts at the door.

"Wife, don't make fun of me. Open the door. I really have something to confess to you." Outside the door came Ye Mo's cry again.

"Well! Believe you, then you will have a ghost Li Yao complacently thought, but still cunningly said to the door: "then you directly confess it, I listen."

"No... wife, you have to open the door at least. Otherwise, how can you see my sincere eyes and how can I play up the sad atmosphere?"

When Li Yao heard this, she was even more proud. Sure enough, the man's intelligence directly dropped to a negative number. Frankly speaking, she didn't want to cheat her to open the door. Such a bad lie can be made up. I just won't open it. How can you continue to make it up!

"That's it. I can hear you. I've felt your sincerity." Li Yaoqiang didn't laugh until he could bear it.

"Well, I said. At the last company department meeting, a female colleague had something to do. The people around her were shouting and asked me to send her back. Who knew that she was in trouble. Fortunately, she was saved by me and sent downstairs. It seemed that she was hurt emotionally. I had to come in and sit with her for a drink.

You know who I am, wife! I'm determined not to take advantage of people's danger, but I didn't expect that I was not drunk, but she did two bottles of white to get drunk and pasted it up.

You said that at my vigorous age, you have just realized that the heat of shigeng is not that I blow with you... "

Li Yao's face turned red instantly when she heard this. This bastard didn't forget to mention it at this time. It was true that he was a thief, and the fox's tail leaked out!

"Say the point!" Li Yao half ashamed half annoyed of call a way.

"Well, the point is that I can't stand provocation at all. My body is higher than my will, and I take the initiative to react. Then I make a mistake. Wife, open the door. I'll admit it if you want to fight or scold me!" Yemo's miserable voice came out of the door again.

The smile on Li Yao's face has become more brilliant. It's really hard for him to make up such a logical and smooth story. But what's the matter? No matter what you say today, she can't open the door!

"OK, you go. I don't beat you or scold you. After all, it's not your fault." Li Yao said with a smile.

"So wife, you forgive me?"

"Forgive me, why don't I forgive you? It's rare that you have such a sense of justice. As for women who like you to take the initiative to post, it also shows that you are excellent enough. I'm too happy to do so. How can I blame you?" Li Yao said with a smile.

"So you really don't blame me?" Yemer outside also raised the volume.

"No wonder!"

"Seriously?"

"It can't be any more true!"

"You said that. I just recorded it!" Ye Mo's tone at this time seems to be true, and can't be true any more.

"Yes, that's what I said! You recorded it, and I still said that! " Li Yao is still holding the pillow, squinting and laughing.

"Now that I've finished, it's time for you to open the door. Besides, I didn't cheat you. Now I'm really hard enough to knock on the door with a mallet!"

Li Yao couldn't help it this time. Now she laughed and said: "then you really knock one for me!"

The voice fell down, and two dull sounds of "Dong Dong" came from the door. Li Yao couldn't laugh for a moment. Ye Mo, he... Shouldn't be playing for real!

Before the sudden attack, Li Yao was only half frightened and half afraid. Even when she came back to her room and calmed down, she felt a little happy. But now listening to the news, Li Yao was really afraid!

"You go and find your female colleague. I just won't open the door today."

"Really not open?"

"Just don't open it!"

"Shit

Ye Mo burst out a rude remark outside the door, and directly kicked on the door. Just now, he didn't say a lie from the beginning to the end, and even the last sentence was true!

There is a good joke, waiting hard before marriage, waiting hard after marriage, now waiting hard for a long time, but really don't open the door, even if ye Mo knows he is wrong, he still kicks it out with anger because of his physiology. As for Li Yao, she is imagining Ye Mo's angry big boy's appearance, covering the quilt and laughing secretly“ You forced me! I've really left! "

"The car key is on the table. If you go well, you won't give it away!" Li Yao's answer is simple and decisive, and then "pa" turns off the light, no matter what ye Mo mutters outside.