Collapse! The Elephant Ran Into My House And I Couldn’T Drive It Away.
Chapter 23: The Expert Sits In The Cage, Everyone Laughs Like Crazy! (Ask For Everything)
Li Fan feeds the brown bears here.
A few brave old people in the village gradually came out.
They either brought fruits and vegetables on their backs, or some meat.
They all enthusiastically contributed a lot of things to entertain these uninvited guests in the village.
Li Fan also accepted them one by one.
He said to the animals:
"The people here are all good people. They bring you food. Don't hurt them, you know?"
Father and Mother Bear roared.
Show that you understand what Li Fan said.
But Lao Da was still a little depressed because all the meat on the tricycle was fucked by Father Xiong and his wife. He just snorted slightly.
Brother Xiong likes Li Fan so much.
Even when eating corn, Li Fan has to hold it.
It looks so cute that even Li Fan likes it.
The second uncle now dares to feed bears at close range.
He sat on the ground and helped Father and Mother Bear peel the corn husks.
He peels one, and Father Bear and Mother Bear eat one.
The second uncle is almost overwhelmed!
But he was still very happy.
His children have been working outside for many years, and he lives alone in the village. He is usually very bored.
Now that I can take care of these animals, I have found something to do.
And these animals are no ordinary animals!
Brown bears more than two meters tall, Siberian tigers so strong, and elephants that can shake three times when they walk.
Even the second uncle’s second uncle has not seen such a ferocious beast!
Not just the second uncle.
Almost all the old people in the village are the same.
Everyone is curious and well-intentioned.
They all sat and chatted with Li Fan while feeding the animals, and were very busy.
The village chief fed the brown bear for a while.
He looked at Lao Da again.
He immediately went back and killed two chickens for Lao Da to eat.
Seeing the village chief carrying two chicken feathers with brisk steps, netizens also laughed.
Playing tricks again.
"Send the last chicken."
"Chickens have no lives."
“Don’t lose the chicken.”
"The cock crows and the tiger laughs."
"Fight the flying chicken."
"There are so many chickens, but you are the only ones who know how to surf the Internet."
...
The village chief asked Li Fan while feeding the Siberian tiger chickens.
"Xiao Fan, why do you think these animals come to our village?"
The second uncle corrected him: "He didn't come to our village, he came specifically to see Xiaofan."
The village chief frowned again: "Then why did you come to Xiaofan?"
He went to look at Brother Xiong who was sitting in Li Fan's arms eating corn, and was puzzled.
"I have lived for more than half my life, and I feel that this bear is not a bear from our country."
Li Fan smiled: "I don't know that either."
The second uncle came over and said: "No matter why they come here, we have to take care of them. Animals are also spiritual, and all visitors are guests, so we can't neglect them."
The village chief nodded.
He peeled another corn and gave it to Mother Bear, and said, "As for why they came, let the experts study it. We just need to take good care of them."
Speaking of experts.
The second uncle asked Li Fan again: "Xiaofan, aren't Professor Zhao and the others coming over yet?"
Li Fan: "They were sitting on the road outside the village. They hit a bear when they came here. Now they don't dare to come in because they are afraid of the bear's revenge."
The second uncle touched Brother Xiong distressedly.
He hurriedly asked: "Did you hit it? Where did you hit it? Are you hurt?"
"It's okay. I just pressed Brother Xiong's foot. It's not serious."
"That's good, that's good."
Said Cao Cao Cao Cao has arrived.
Talk about experts, and experts will come.
The sound of cars came from the entrance of the village.
As soon as he heard the sound of the car, Dad Bear subconsciously became vigilant.
It stood up, looked straight at the road outside the village entrance, and let out a warning roar.
Li Fan said: "Papa Bear, don't bark, it's fine."
Father Bear relaxed a little.
Zhao Zhengming called Li Fan.
"Xiao Li, we are coming in, can you control these brown bears first? Let them not attack us."
Li Fan: "Okay, you guys come. But don't drive in, Dad Xiong is still very wary of the sound of cars."
"Okay, okay! We know!"
Two minutes later.
Zhao Zhengming and the others came in.
To Li Fan's surprise, they were also pushing three large iron cages.
The cage is about two meters high and about one and a half meters wide.
There are small wheels installed under the iron cage, which can be pushed around.
Li Fan shouted: "What are you doing with the cages? I can't let you lock up the tigers and the bears."
Zhao Zhengming quickly explained:
"No, no! It's not about the animals, it's about us!"
"Keep it to yourselves?"
Li Fan was even more puzzled.
But what comes next.
It almost made Li Fan laugh crazy!
Zhao Zhengming and the others quickly pushed the three iron cages to his side.
Then he got into the cage at an extremely fast speed.
And closed the cage door from the inside!
It's closed!
Closed!
Zhao Zhengming and his group only came this time with 9 people, and the rest were waiting outside the village.
And the nine of them locked themselves in iron cages.
There are three people in each cage, and they are all neat and tidy!
The second uncle came over, the wrinkles on his face deepened.
"Professor Zhao, isn't this the cage used to keep tigers in the zoo? Why did you lock yourself in it? What is this for?"
Zhao Zhengming also smiled very proudly.
Holding the railing of the iron cage with both hands, he said to the second uncle:
"We hide in cages so tigers and bears can't attack us!"
The second uncle’s face was filled with black question marks.
In the end, I could only say: "Although it doesn't look very elegant, it's just to protect yourself!"
The village chief also smiled: "You guys are doing such a defensive job... uh, not bad, not bad, hehe!"
Li Fan couldn't hold back his laughter either.
He asked: "Professor Zhao, who came up with this method? It's quite... clever, well, it's just clever."
Zhao Zhengming chuckled: "I came up with it! Isn't this a good idea?"
Li Fan couldn't help it anymore and laughed out loud: "It's going well, very good."
Everyone on the barrage was laughing like crazy!
"I knew it was funny, but I didn't expect it to be so funny! Hahahahaha!"
"As expected of an expert, Professor Zhao is really a genius! A genius!"
"Hahahaha, I suddenly want to sing a song called Tears Behind Bars."
"I'm holding the steamed buns in my hand, and there's not a drop of oil in the dish~~"
"Why can you speak in front of me?"
"I'm going to laugh like crazy! I just had my appendix cut. Damn it, I'm laughing so hard that my wound is split open!"
"Hahahaha, since I can't contain the tiger, then I will contain myself!"
"Get into the tiger's cage so that the tiger has nowhere to get into!"
"Laughing makes me have a headache hahahahahaha"
"Hahahahaha, Professor Zhao is holding on to the iron railing with both hands, it really feels like that!"
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