Collapse! The Elephant Ran Into My House And I Couldn’T Drive It Away.
Chapter 42: Animals Can't Defecate Casually! (Ask For Everything)
Sanmao was stunned when Li Fan shouted.
Li Fan shouted again: "Come here!"
Sanmao put his stomach back and ran back cutely.
Li Fan pointed to the land he had just dug in the distance and said to Sanmao: "Go there and pull it."
Sanmao walked forward in a daze, not knowing where Li Fan was talking.
"Keep walking, keep going."
Netizens on the barrage were all worried about Sanmao.
"Brother Fan, let him pull first, because the child is in a hurry!"
"I'm so sorry!"
"If the anchor can tell Sanmao to go to the toilet in a designated place with just a few words, I'll fucking eat shit live!"
"In front of you, are you eating Sanmao?"
"Yes!"
Sanmao walked up and down, looking back at Li Fan from time to time.
Li Fan then said: "Go a little further, go further!"
Sanmao seemed to be really anxious, and he started to trot now!
Wait until it reaches the ground where Li Fan dug just now.
Li Fan then said: "Okay, that's it! Pull it!"
The photographer also pointed the camera at Sanmao.
Let hundreds of millions of viewers watch it go to the toilet!
"Okay, okay, photographer, can you move the camera away? Sanmao doesn't want to lose face, right?"
"The one who said he was eating shit earlier, you can get ready!"
"Don't throw away the cakes that the elephants have pulled, wrap them in bread crumbs and fry them until golden brown. The netizens next door will be crying with greed!"
"I'm not greedy!"
"I do not have either!"
"I do not have either!"
"This is a live broadcast with flavor."
After Sanmao finished having a bowel movement, he came back with a clear face!
At the same time, Li Fan said to all the animals:
"Whether you want to defecate or defecate from now on, you must go to the place where Sanmao went just now. Don't urinate anywhere. It's unhygienic!"
Lao Da heard this.
I immediately ran to the "toilet" and solved the problem!
Li Fan praised it: "Yes, that's it. It will be convenient to go there in the future!"
Worried that these animals would not understand what convenience was, Li Fan still spoke in a simpler and more rude way.
"That's where you poop and pee, don't forget it!"
Li Fan was thinking in his heart.
Let them pull there for the first two days.
After that, I bought the materials and decorated them again.
Then transplant some trees and plant them around to block the smell.
On the barrage:
“I’ve never seen someone who can make an animal go to the toilet in a designated place with just a few words!”
"These are not ordinary animals, they are wild beasts!"
"I'm torn apart, how on earth did the anchor do it!"
"I have long said that the anchor is the god of beasts, but you still don't believe it!"
at this time.
The voice of "Hey~~~Hey~~Hey~~~" sounded again.
Li Fan looked up at the tree.
It's Brother Sloth calling.
One of the sloths slowly climbs down.
Really slow~~slow~~slow~~~slow~~of~
After it climbed down, it slowly crawled towards the "toilet" area.
"Hahaha! I'm laughing so hard. How do sloth brothers go to the toilet? The toilet is quite far away!"
"At the sloth's speed, I'm afraid he won't be able to hold it in before he even climbs to the toilet!"
"I'm hungry again when it comes back from pulling."
"I feel full but want to poop again. Every day life is about two o'clock and one line, hahahaha!"
"Brother Fan, why don't we just let Brother Sloth live over there in the toilet!"
"Brother Sloth: Are you polite about the guy who lives in the toilet?"
Li Fan looked at the sloth, which was slowly going to the toilet with old steps.
thinking.
Anyway, the sloth doesn't defecate much, so I'll just build a separate bathroom for the two of them under the tree in the future.
Just when everyone was laughing at the sloth who only needed to go to the toilet.
The workers also paved the turf.
The turf owner came over and said to Li Fan, "Xiao Fan, the newly laid turf hasn't taken root in the ground yet, so it needs to be taken care of!"
Li Fan is not worried about this problem at all.
He still has a lot of natural power now.
Wait a while to change out a few bottles of life water, and then mix some tap water with it and spray it!
He said: "I know, you don't have to worry about this!"
The boss said again: "Then I will give you a few bottles of medicine later, and after you water the grass tomorrow, you can spray the medicine with it!"
"Okay! Thank you!"
At this time.
It's getting dark too.
Zhao Zhengming came over with a map and wanted to review the current information with Li Fan.
On his map, several red lines were drawn.
He and Li Fan sat under the crooked neck tree, while Mark and others surrounded them.
"Xiao Li, the animals that have come to your home now are 15 Asian elephants, one Siberian tiger, three American brown bears, two sloths from South America, and three golden eagles from the Alps. "
He pointed to the red line on the map.
"Look, I'm just drawing the route where these animals came."
"The elephants migrated all the way north from Caiyun Province, and the brown bears came here from Alaska, the beautiful country, and then crossed the Bering Strait in the Arctic Ocean..."
is talking.
Brother Xiong ran over stupidly, and climbed onto Li Fan's lap, letting Li Fan hold it.
Brother Xiong is very cute, fluffy, and his two black eyeballs are very bright!
I saw Brother Xiong coming.
Zhao Zhengming couldn't help but pat its head.
"Little guy, you look so cute!"
As soon as he touched it, Papa Bear let out a heavy growl.
Zhao Zhengming was so scared that he quickly let go of his hand!
He moved the plastic chair under his buttocks, a little further away from Li Fan.
Continue to analyze the routes of the animals.
"Where did I just say, oh! It's time for the sloth!"
"Judging from the information provided by netizens, the Sloth Brothers came from South America. They took a boat or a ride all the way to Austria, and then went up to Taiguo..."
now.
A huge yellow shadow looked out from the courtyard.
When the second uncle looked over, he was so frightened that he fell to the ground.
"What is that! Xiaofan, it seems that there are new animals coming!"
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