Colonel, take care not to kill

Su murong paddled the boat and staggered to the shore.

From the corner of her eye, she caught sight of several big boys staring at little sunflower's back with their eyes lit up. Su murong frowned and felt that these people were confused.

She looked carefully at the little woman who was jumping around. Little sunflower was the first to start a" war," and there were too many enemies everywhere. Most of her body was almost wet, and the girl's body was curving under the wet clothes.

Su murong suddenly had an idea.

Thinking about it, she felt even more suffocated. She grabbed the hem of her white shirt with both hands and flipped it up. Without a second, she fell down and swung her long legs to catch up with little sunflower, who was laughing happily with her sisters. She grabbed her elbow from behind.

Little sunflower was suddenly pulled, unable to figure out what was going on. When she saw the naked boy in front of her, she couldn' t help but get angry." Su murong, are you crazy? If you don' t give me a reasonable reason, let's see how I cut it ..."

Before she could finish her sentence, she was suddenly covered by a big white bag that had suddenly descended from the sky.

Su murong put on his big shirt for her. When her head popped out of the big round collar, he was amused by her widened eyes.

"What an idiot who doesn't even know how to dress! "

As soon as she finished speaking, her eyes widened. Su mulrong was really worried that her eyes would fly out of the window. As she shook her shoulders and chuckled, she grabbed her right hand and put it into the right sleeve of her shirt as if she was taking care of someone who couldn' t walk in her clothes ...

"Haha, little sunflower, you look like a little girl now! Zhou ziheng, who was a few steps away, pointed at her mercilessly.

Her words finally brought little sunflower back to her senses from her shock.

With no time to spare, he raised his voice to the man who dared to laugh at her and replied," you are despicable!" You're not only mean, you're shameless! "

Upon hearing this, not only was he not angry, but he laughed out loud." Hahaha ... He's toothless, so it's easy to eat. "

The corner of little sunflower's mouth twitched.

"Look at my palm! "

She was so scared that she turned around and ran away." Su murong, hurry up and treat your crazy daughter! "

Su mu broke into a wide grin, revealing her big white teeth.

His eyes followed the girl who was chasing after her, screaming and laughing all over the place. Her t-shirt looked like a one-piece dress on top of her knee.it looked like a nightgown.

Stone went to the barbecue site not far from the shore of the lake and found the boss sitting at the door of the store playing mahjong." Boss, please sell us some charcoal." "

The middle-aged, skinny, black boss was talking about cigarettes and was busy with the number plate. He didn' t even look up and replied," I don' t know about the recent bird flu?" The barbecue is temporarily closed. "

"We don't bake, we bake ourselves ..."

Stone this smile lay on the back of a group of people follow up.

The boss smiled and looked up at him." Hey, are you swimming in clothes?" "

"No," replied the stone, smiling. Pushed into the water by his wild girlfriend. "

A fat woman, who seemed to be the owner's wife, kindly reminded them. "

"How kind of aunt! I was afraid of a cold and a fever, so I bought charcoal to dry myself. Su mulun revealed a healing smile that he would kill for middle-aged and old women.

When the aunt heard this, she was overjoyed and complimented," oh, the handsome guy has a sweet mouth." "Get up and fetch them coals.

The hollering of the empty boss behind her:" ah! What's the old lady doing? At least let's finish this round! Seeing that she did not respond, the boss could only heave a heavy sigh and sit in his seat waiting in anger.

Real old charcoal, a dollar a piece. In less than ten minutes, the fever had already turned red. Everyone sat around and warmed up.

"What a surprise! One day, I was in dusi, surrounded by barbecued stoves, not baked, but baked myself. Du xicheng wiped the sweat from his forehead and tilted his head back to keep his face as far away from the charcoal fire as possible.

"Yes, yes. If I had known earlier, I wouldn' t have poured water on you. I would have poured salt, pepper, and so on. It's so convenient and convenient!" "No hurry, no hurry," he joked.

Little sunflower, who was sitting next to her, laughed so loudly that everyone fell back.

"You were the one who picked it up just now, and now you have the cheek to laugh. If we do have the flu, go back to the cold and fever, and maybe be quarantined, you are the worst of the worst! "Stone deliberately scowled, his eyes serious teach little sunflower.

Little sunflower wrinkled her nose and glared at him without saying a word.

Su murong immediately tried to smooth things over." Stone, don' t scare little sunflower. You' re the only ones who are stronger than each other. Not to mention the flu, you might even be bulletproof! "

Everyone laughed and the atmosphere quickly became lively again.

Originally, she had planned to come here to play, but when she was tired and hungry, she started barbecuing. She didn' t expect that it would only be barbecued. Fortunately, the girls used to pack some snacks into their bags. Everyone laughed as they talked and ate grass to fill their stomachs.

His clothes were almost dry, so he decided to change the canteen animal food, go out to find a restaurant to get together to improve the quality of life once, and then the young friends hand in hand happily back home.

A group of nearly 20 years old teenagers, with the typhoon landing swept a sichuan restaurant, leaving behind a table full of stormy transit debris, and continue to sweep all the way to the bus station.

The bus driver was a middle-aged man or a middle-aged man who looked anxious and looked like a middle-aged man. After staring at them with his mouth agape, he said confusedly," college students also organize autumn outing?" "

Little sunflower looked at the driver with an even more puzzled expression and replied," college student? We just forgot to go out with red scarves, uncle driver. "

Everyone burst out laughing.

"Wukong, you are naughty again! Su murong looked at her and shook her head with a smile.

Little sunflower grinned at him.

Originally, it was lunchtime, and it was in a remote area, so there were almost no people on the bus. As soon as the big group sat down, the second half of the bus was occupied.

"Haha ... It feels like we're on a package tour. The two yuan bus fare was forced out of the luxury travel bus, too awesome. "

Yuan yan's words amused the people in the car. Even the driver's uncle, who had a good sense of humor, answered," yes! I guess I should charge for the luxury tour bus, too. "

Then, with a" bang" the bus door closed for the end, the bus balanced start.

Little sunflower's delicate and cute nose twitched and she asked curiously," why do I smell a ... Weird smell?" "

Weighing himself, he took a deep breath and nodded." Yes, there is a bad smell. Is this bus not cleaned?" "

The bus driver didn't look back." It's not about the car. I promise before you get in the car, everything will be fine. "

Others began to look around for the origin of the strange smell.

The stone lowered its head and rested its hands on its knees, its shoulders moving suspiciously in a rhythmic manner.

The self-respecting man sitting next to him looked at him curiously." What are you doing?" What are you laughing at? "

The exposed rock simply raised its head, and there were traces of a hidden smile on its face that were slightly red from holding back a faint smile." You don' t have to look anymore. There's only one reason for the lack of itchiness in this enclosed environment. "

Little sunflower turned to look at him and asked," why? "

Stone's thumb looked back and everyone looked in the direction he pointed at. It was a boy sitting in the middle of the last row of the bus. The boy's expression was a little awkward and awkward. Although they weren' t very familiar, they found out that his name was ma shangchao when they first introduced themselves. He was stone's roommate.

"The moment this guy came out, within a ten-meter radius, the' stinky itch' level was absolutely over the limit, seriously endangering the ecological environment. "

Ma shangchao stuck his neck out to defend himself. "

Liu li, who was sitting beside him, nodded." Yes! It's manly. But you're missing a word. It's a man smell! "

Everyone burst into laughter.

Liu li continued to complain," I finally understand the question that the teacher mentioned in geography class in high school. Does ozone count as oxygen? If that teacher were in front of me, I would definitely answer firmly now, absolutely not! "

Ma shangchao frowned and turned to look at her on the right. He didn' t understand why this b * tch was so merciless towards him.

Liu li spat out her tongue at him expressionlessly.

Ma shangchao was annoyed.

Li xiaoming, another big boy in the same room, joined the chat camp and told his roommate without a care:" one of our dormitories has offered him various environmental initiatives and practical good conscience advice for the dream of' one earth and one blue sky'. The result of the three - to - one negotiation is that comrade ma shangchao can not wash and bathe less than twice a month, and for the dormitory to pay for air freshener. And then ... Guess what? "

Everyone was happy to hear it, and they felt like they were sitting in the dejun club listening to each other. She quickly pulled her neck and asked," what? What? "

"After he bought the air freshener, he became even lazier! You said that his clothes used sweat soaked old jar pickle smell, he picked up the air freshener' chi chi chi chi chi chi chi';

You said his feet were too smelly, enough to rank in the top ten weapons in the world, he picked up the air freshener' chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi';

You said the socks he hid smelled of salted fish, and he still picked up the air freshener' puff puff puff puff';

He could even' puff' at the spicy beef instant noodles he was eating with air freshener.

The combination of smelly and fragrant air is far more intolerable than the original pure ozone. The stinky, fragrant tofu smells better than it. "

The group burst into tears with laughter.

The driver's uncle shook his shoulders at the right time and said again," I said that you will continue to be so funny. You will be responsible for the accident later!" "

Stone:" uncle driver? "

Self-respect:" is it so poor that your family made it?" "

The laughter filled with youthful energy continued to penetrate the bus, reverberating through one side of the world, and several birds flew away, scaring pedestrians on the roadside to look back.

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