Combo, that infinite love song

The next day.

“Bells and bells, bells!”

“Brother got up, the sun burned!”

With the collision of the spatula and the bottom of the pot, Yunge’s sleeping consciousness was half awakened, and he subconsciously grabbed the quilt and covered his head.

Ying is skilled in jumping up to grab the quilt and trying to unseal the quilt seal Yunge, but although the attributes of the twins are basically the same, their strength as a male Yunge is slightly superior.

“Ying, let me sleep five more times…”

“Five minutes?”

“Fifty years.”

The corner of Ying’s eyes twitched, and a well sign appeared on his head, my dear brother, are you planning to sleep in bed until the pension is long! It would be better to go to the Hall of Life to place an order and lie directly in the coffin!

The girl jumped on the bed and pulled up the quilt even harder.

“Brother, why should you sleep for a long time before you die, and when you die, you will sleep for a long time!” wakeup！ ”

“Ying, if you don’t sleep well before you die, your long sleep will definitely be early!” letmesleep！ ”

Yunge was also dead set on the quilt, and after realizing his first love last night, the quality of his sleep in the second half of the night was not very good, and he had not slept enough.

Ying worked hard for half a day and failed to win this war to get up, looking at the time, in order to prevent the next day of school from still being late, the girl thought for a moment and then climbed to the position near Yunge’s ear.

“Brother, the cat you saved a few days ago cultivated into a jingjing, and turned into a cute cat ear lady appeared at our doorstep, saying that she came to repay your kindness.”

“！！！”

Scared to sit up in the dying disease, the cat ear lady is the first in the world.

Yun Ge opened his eyes suddenly, sat up straight like a catapult, and almost flew the screen on his body across the quilt.

“Where? Where is my cat ear lady? Did I just hit something? ”

“…… Hurt! My nose, brother, what are you talking about, what cat ear lady, I don’t know, what dreams do you have? ”

Yingying covered her nose and sat innocently on the edge of the bed, blinking her own big water spirit eyes, indicating that she had no idea what Yunge was talking about.

“…………”

Yunge squinted his eyes silently.

Somehow, looking at his lovely sister’s face, he smelled the same crumbs as ever, and after a moment of silence, he closed his eyes and straightened up and fell back to the bed, grabbing the quilt and covering his face.

“I’ll go, brother, how come you’re lying down again!”

“I just seemed to have a beautiful dream that the cat ear lady came to me to repay the favor, and then I woke up before I saw it, no, I have to go to sleep again to see if I can chase the dream back!”

“Shh Don’t even look at me, I don’t want face! ”

“emmm……”

Finally waking up very difficult, Yunge looked at his bed with longing, and the sight was like looking at a lover who was about to die or die.

“Eh, why do you have to get up again, I only got up yesterday.”

“Brother, you are such a soul questioner!”

…………

Today’s meal is prepared by Yunge.

With the crisp clanging of the microwave and bread machine, simple and delicious sandwiches, hot milk, tarts, salads and grilled meats are served on the table.

“Old Ji Fuyu, determined to go thousands of miles, sweep away hunger, be yourself, Oye!” x2

The brothers and sisters shouted their slogans.

Yunge took a bite of the sandwich, poured a mouthful of milk, and suddenly showed an expression of enjoyment, cool!

While eating the omelette, Ying poured Pymon the dog food he bought at half the price yesterday, and the portion was only half of the usual amount.

“Wang?”

“Little Pymon, I officially announce that in the next half a month from today, you will have a five-degree weight loss week in the past year, and the price of dog food has risen recently.

“Whoop whoop whoop!!!”

Although I couldn’t hear what it was saying, from this enthusiastic tone, Yunge and Ying unanimously judged that Paimon agreed, eh? You say she’s resisting?

“Brother, I want to eat dog meat tonight.”

“Well, it just so happens that there is a free ready-made at home, how about dog meat hot pot?” What do you think? ”

“…………”

Paimon looked at the twins in a daze, and she took a breath of cool air, and the expression seemed to say that although I am not human, you two are really not human!

She looked at her fat body, suddenly her head broke out in a cold sweat, and she lost weight! Must lose weight! For the sake of their own dog safety, in order not to be eaten by these two brothers and sisters, they must lose weight!

Then Paimon took a big bite to eat half-price dog food… After all, only when you are full can you have the strength to lose weight.

Yunge and Ying looked at Paimon who no longer spoke, bowed her head and smiled, and saw how happy she ate.

“Okay, let’s go brother.”

“Well, wait a minute, I’ll get ready.”

After the brothers and sisters finished cleaning up the table, Ying Ying looked at the time and prepared to go to school, but did not see Yunge’s figure, and she followed the voice to the study in doubt.

“…… Brother, what do you do? ”

Only to see that in the study room, Yunge was trying to stuff the bladeless sword into the bag, not only that, but he also took out a full electric shock device, anti-wolf spray, a set of finger tigers, and red slab bricks.

“It’s all right, just bring some equipment.”

“We’re going to school, are you planning to find someone to fight?” Ying asked dumbfoundedly.

“No, I just suddenly feel that the world we live in is too dangerous, and it is right to take some defensive measures, do you want to bring some too, just in case?” Yunge said seriously.

“…… Is it necessary? ”

In the face of the incomprehension of the screen, Yunge calmly took out the remote control to turn on the TV, only to see that today’s morning news was playing a very hot event.

[There were three shootings in Sakura Province yesterday.] 】

[Yesterday someone found several male bodies in the alley, according to the investigation, all the deceased are cat abuse enthusiasts, the scene is very bloody …].

[Yesterday, several more people mysteriously disappeared, and according to the testimony of survivors of a certain family, everyone was eaten by ghosts, and the survivors have been sent to a neurological hospital…].

[High school student detective Kudo Shinichi Kazuka…].

Before the next news was finished, Yunge turned off the TV and then looked at the screen expressionlessly.

My sister, you taste, you taste…

The corners of Ying’s lips twitched, a drop of cold sweat flowed between her forehead, she suddenly felt that she needed to bring some equipment, the security of this cherry blossom province did not seem to be very good, no wonder the house price was so cheap…

But the bladeless sword or something is too much.

“Brother, don’t bring the sword, the electric shock device is enough.”

“Just in case, although the power of the electric shock device is large, the attack distance is too small, if I can, I still want to bring some long-range weapons, is there anything that can be used at home?”

“We’re going to school, not going to war!” Going to work at Jiliya was a reservation during the summer vacation. ”

After last night’s school incident, Yunge’s innate fear of lack of firepower in his DNA was awakened, and Ying rushed to stop his brother from running away, first taking away the bladeless sword he used to cut down the computer yesterday.

“Brother, in the past, I also dreamed of fighting swords to go to the end of the world, but now I know that this is a crime, and fighting with a sword is going to be locked up in a small black room.”

“…… Oh, all right. ”

“Well, it’s better to bring something else.”

The brothers and sisters discussed for five minutes later.

In the end, they brought an electric shock device, a bottle of anti-wolf spray, a mallet for knocking walnuts, and a brick, and an extra pan… She stubbornly said that this thing can block bullets.

After being armed, the two men carried school bags with more weapons than textbooks and walked to school with peace of mind.

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