Comprehension beginners with 4.6 billion years of cultivation

The most important thing is that Zeng Jing thought to herself: You fellow, do I still need to use my spiritual consciousness to sweep it?I already know almost exactly who you are and what your situation is, and only you think I don't know.

That evening!

After dinner, the girls routinely went back to the female disciple’s area to practice qigong, daze in a daze.

Zeng Jing and the real fake fox returned to the male disciple area.

In the past, every day after dinner time, it was time for the fake fox to take a bath. It stands to reason that Zeng Jing had to turn off his consciousness for an hour and give him a chance to take a bath.

However, now that Zeng Jing had promised to always turn off the consciousness, there was no such problem.

He happily brought out a huge wooden barrel. It seems to be his newly made bath barrel. This guy is even more particular about a bath barrel than ordinary people. He also carved patterns on the barrel and made it very beautiful.

Seeing him moving the huge bath tub to his own room, Zeng Jing couldn’t help but laughed: “I said, brother is fake, it’s uncomfortable to wash in the house, I remember hearing you say that you used to be Take a bath in the mountain creek. When you take a bath, you can see the stars in the sky. How beautiful. Why do you have to enter the house after you move into the inner yard? You can wash in the yard. I will go back to the house and hide. Come out and take a peek. To be honest, I don’t like watching men take a shower."

The fake fox cursed in his heart: You talk too much!

But he said: "You don't like to watch men, and I don't like men to watch it either."

Zeng Jing smiled and said: "Then you must be the same as me, willing to see or be seen by women."

The fake fox is crazy: "You are a pervert, stay away from me."

Zeng Jing: "Hahaha!"

The real fox fled back to his room, closed the door with a knock on the ground, and ran out after a while, punched a few buckets of hot water in, locked the door, and seemed to take a shower inside.

Zeng Jing teased him on purpose. After waiting for a few minutes, she ran to the door of his house and knocked on the door several times.

With this knock, there was a splash of water inside. It seemed that the real fox sprang out of the bath tub at a rapid speed, and then there was the sound of his clothes spinning in the air. He should be wearing his clothes in a hurry.

After several seconds, he asked: "What's the matter?"

Zeng Jing was too happy: "It's okay, I just want to ask if you still have saponins. If there are none, I have them here."

The fake fox was really anxious and said: "I have! I picked a lot on the mountain, I don't need you."

(PS: Saponaria is a kind of plant, natural soap, remember to take a bath when you travel back to ancient times.)

After some tossing, Zeng Jing didn't know if this guy died of anger, anyway, a long time later, when the real fake fox came out to pour the bath water, the whole person looked angrily.Of course, he wears a tiger head mask on his head, and he can't see his expression, but he can only see his movements are very big. Obviously they are the movements of an angry person. The door is closed deliberately with a touch, and he is also very busy when walking. of.

It seems that Zeng Jing has just been tossed about it.

Zeng Jing was so happy that she turned around on the recliner with a smile, and the prank was really happy.

It is said that there are four great pleasures in life: prosperous disasters, detrimental to others, depriving oneself of love, and falling into trouble.

If you have a chance in the future, you must try them all!

No words for a night.

The fake fox stayed for one night in great enthusiasm and fear, for fear that Zeng Jing would come to him for some inexplicable reason. Fortunately, Zeng Jing also knows the truth of accepting when he sees a good one. Pranks cannot be overdone. It's not good.Therefore, he was never harassed again.

Early the next morning, the real fox removed all the wooden furniture in the room and piled it up in the yard.

Zeng Jing, who just got up to make breakfast for the girls, couldn't help asking, "What are you doing again?"

The real fake fox hummed, "These are all garbage, scum, and must be wooden furniture made by myself to be real furniture."

Zeng Jing couldn’t vomit him in this respect. This man’s carpentry skills are really excellent: “In that case, how about taking some time to help my room with a set of furniture?”

"Of course it's okay." The fake fox said in person: "I like to do this anyway, but after all, making furniture is a carpenter with no technical content. Do you have anything more technical that can make people excited when doing it? Plan? For example, build another big treasure ship or something? I would be more interested in building something like that."

Zeng Jing chuckled: "Yes, there are, so passionate, I'm afraid you are not happy."

The fake fox said humanely: "As long as it is made of wood and is full of enthusiasm, there is nothing I am not happy about."

Zeng Jing smiled and said, "You said this yourself, so I'll ask for it. Don't get angry after you listen."

The fake fox said humanely: "Just tell me, I'm not angry."

Zeng Jing: "Mr. Jiao!"

Real fake fox: (╯°Д°)╯︵ ┻━┻

Chapter 253

The father-in-law started to drink tea in the past two days. I poured the tea into the cup at noon today, and the tea was floating on the water as a plus word.

This is God’s will, I had to add one more

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A few days later, the first batch of woodworking products of the fake fox were born.

There are lovely wooden pillows, carved ladies' bed, wooden dressing table, wooden comb...

When Zeng Jing saw this batch of products, she felt something was wrong. It was clearly something for women.

"Hey, I said, aren't things made for me? Why do these things look feminine?"

The real fake fox rolled his eyes at him: "I decided not to help you make things for the time being, lest you say something like "Mr. Horn" again, I will make things for the white girls first."

Zeng Jing: "..."

Okay, since I want to give it to Sister Bai, then Zeng Jing is not angry.

After a while, Bai Yan was called over and saw a lot of beautifully crafted wooden furniture. She couldn't help but widen her beautiful eyes: "Ah, these things are so beautifully done. They are more beautiful than what I have seen before. Much more beautiful."

The fake fox smiled and said, "These are made specifically for the white girl."

A vigilant look flashed across Bai Yan's face: "Why do you want to do this specifically for me? Obviously I live in the same courtyard with my younger brother, so I should do it for my younger brother first? ? Even if you are a senior, I have to doubt your true motives. Sure enough, after the Treasure Ship incident, there was a reason why Shushan's reputation for you was lowered. Ah, ah, I can’t ask for these things, I feel I want them. You will be fooled."

After speaking, Bai Yan turned around and ran away.

Real fake fox: "..."

Zeng Jing: "Puff! Hahaha!"

This is very unreasonable. The fake fox is so wronged by the real person, but Ji Menghan didn't know where he ran out, and smiled and said: "Well, she doesn't want it, I want it, these things belong to me."

This guy is very happy to pick up the leaks.

Watching her move a lot of furniture back to her room, the fake fox thought about it carefully: "It's okay, anyway, I have to help her make a set of furniture sooner or later, or she gets it first."

Zeng Jing pointed to her nose: "Hey, what about me?"

"The ghosts care about you!"