Comprehension beginners with 4.6 billion years of cultivation

A part of the mortal army was left behind, repairing a section of the city wall destroyed by the demons, while the large army began to return to the imperial court. This is the fastest battle in the country in recent years. After fighting against each other, he immediately caught the opponent coach back, which was the first time.

Of course, everyone in the army knows that this battle depends entirely on Zeng Jing’s perverted power, and anyone can tell that Zeng Jing hasn’t made a full shot yet. He just made a fool of it with a smile. The war is over.

On the way home, the fat paper no longer sore his waist, his legs no longer hurt, his body was good, his meal was good, he never shivered in the car and shivered for fear of being stabbed, he actually rode a tall horse and ran to By Zeng Jing's horse, the two walked side by side.

Zeng Jing squinted at him: "What do you want to say when you come over?"

The fat paper laughed and said, "Ah, this is how things are. I'm thinking, if I'm accompanied by you, I'll dare to break into the battlefield or something. So, if you want to fight next time, take me with you. Yeah."

"Go and go, go on one side." Zeng Jing said in an annoyed manner: "Take you a fart, you will only scream along the way, I'm going to die, help, protect me."

Fat Paper's face flushed, a little embarrassed: "Well...cough cough... next time I have you with me, I won't be afraid."

Zeng Jing smiled and said: "I am not your subordinate, and it is impossible to accompany you in the war all the time. It will not be long before I will leave here and go happy, when you dare not go to the battlefield again, what's the point? ?"

Fat paper: "..."

Zeng Jing said: "So, the key issue is that the war must be ended first. Only when the war is ended will you no longer need to go to the battlefield, and no one needs to go to the battlefield anymore."

Fat Paper said with joy: "It's reasonable. Actually, I don't like war. War is terrible. I just want peace in the world, and then I will be the Emperor of Taiping."

"If you have this idea, it's good." Zeng Jing smiled: "Humans, what is most afraid of is moral deterioration, not incompetence. Because people with good morals but incompetent will not hurt others, but capable people with corrupt morals, But they will find ways to hurt people and harm others, and because of their ability, the bad consequences caused by hurting people and harming others are particularly serious."

Fat Paper didn't understand why he suddenly said this, but he didn't know if Zeng Jing was supporting this guy to become the emperor.

A war-weary emperor should be a good thing for the common people. As the old saying goes, "the warrior perishes." An emperor who likes to fight will only kill the country, while an emperor who is awed by war can Let the people live more securely.

Of course, this kind of emperor seems a little cowardly, and will make the country weak and easy to be bullied by other countries.But this is not a problem. As long as Zeng Jing comes out to help take care of it occasionally, this country cannot be weakened.

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Soon after, in a small teahouse in the capital.

A few old men were sitting together talking about major events in the world. When they saw the young man who invited them to drink tea last time, they sat down again with a smile, just like the last time, let the shopman build a pot of the best Cha, then said hello to several old men: "Old people, okay, the kid is here to chat with you again."

A few old men were happy when they saw Zeng Jing. After all, the poor people played in the small teahouse on the roadside. Few people bought the best tea as soon as they got their hands.

The old men smiled at him cheerfully and said, "What does the young man want to talk about?"

Zeng Jing smiled and said, "I'm here this time to blow up something new. I don't know if you have heard of it."

The old man cut his voice: "Is there anything we haven't heard about in the capital? Do you know where this is? This is a teahouse, and here are the latest and fastest news in Beijing."

Zeng Jing said with a smile: "Then do you know about Prince Ding breaking the demon cultivating country in Northern Xinjiang?"

"Huh?" The old men showed disdainful expressions on their faces: "Boy, this is what you are wrong. You can also use such obvious fake news. We don't know the Prince, we don't know. Speaking of government affairs. , It must be better than the Carpenter Emperor, but when it comes to fighting, this guy is an authentic counselor. How could he defeat the Demon Xiu Nation?"

Zeng Jing smiled and said, "You don't believe it? You wait, the official announcement will be coming soon."

"Nonsense!" The old man expressed serious unbelief.

At this moment, a messenger riding a fast horse rushed in from outside the city. The fast horse ran on the long street. In order to be handsome, the knight on the horse beat the horse while shouting loudly: "Report! Prince Ding leads the army." , Defeated the army of Demon Xiu Nation in Northern Xinjiang."

Chapter 426

This year is a tradition. If the front army is defeated, the messenger will come back in a low-key manner, report to the leader in a low-key manner, and then report to the emperor in a low-key manner, and then everyone is dull and silent. Licking the wound, this matter is over.

But if there is a big victory, the messenger will pretend to run in from the south gate of the city, galloping and yelling: "A big victory ahead!"

The situation was the same this time. The messenger ran from the south gate to the Forbidden City while shouting, shouting Dingxin Wang's victory.

The old teahouse men sitting next to Zeng Jing were all dumbfounded. The old man couldn't help blowing his beard and staring: "This is not false information, right?"

Zeng Jing said: "How can such a military situation be fake? Hey!"

The old men immediately looked at Zeng Jing with admiration: "Oh, young man, you are amazing, how did you know about the victory of the prince? How could it be faster than the news from the messenger who reported the military intelligence?"

Zeng Jing made a mysterious look and said: "I have a relative who serves in the army. He is fighting on the front line. Not long ago, he was flying a pigeon and told me the military situation on the front line. So I am better than a messenger on horseback. Even faster."

The old man said "Oh": "It turns out that this is the case. Did your relative tell me the details of the war? Come and let us listen."

Zeng Jing laughed and said: "Well, let me tell you... At that time, an army of 20,000 monsters was killed, and Prince Ding Xin led the army to top it. If you want to say that Prince Ding, it usually seems to be a counselor. Bao, but at a critical time, he is super brave."

As soon as this sentence came out, several old men looked at Zeng Jing with suspicion.

Zeng Jing said: "I won't lie to you, I'm really super brave."

Old men: "You always feel like you are a liar."

Zeng Jing cursed secretly in her heart: Wipe, really a group of smart old men, it's not easy to lie.

However, he said: "Cut, this is your fault. I kindly told you that you still doubt me. I will tell you why the prince became super brave, because the demon cultivator has A beautiful white deer spirit turned into a big beauty, and Prince Ding wanted to grab her and be his concubine, so he became super brave."

"That's it, this way I can barely understand it." The old man actually believed.

Therefore, when talking in panic, you must add a man's inferiority, so that it is easier for people to believe.No matter how outrageous a lie is, as long as it is connected with that thing, everyone will feel that a man must be able to do it.

Zeng Jing made it easy to play now: "If you say that Prince Ding, although he has grown a little fat, he is really desperate when fighting for women. He sacrificed his magic weapon, charged into the battle, and charged the white deer spirit. , A thousand-year-old bastard wanted to stop him on the way, so the prince slapped the goblin and flew hundreds of meters away."

Old men: "Wow, so amazing."

Next, it was Zeng Jing's nonsense about 100 million words. For the sake of a tight rhythm, this book had to reluctantly delete these 100 million words. Let the officials imagine.

After listening to Zeng Jing’s nonsense, the old guys also heard it with gusto, just like listening to a storytelling cross talk. At this time, the setting sun was over, and the old guys were going home for dinner, so , Everyone waved goodbye in a harmonious and friendly atmosphere.

The old man secretly tried his best. Today, he heard the first-hand news from the front line. Tomorrow, he will find a bunch of slow news people to brag about.

Zeng Jing left the teahouse with a smile and returned to the palace.

At this time, the guards in the entire palace had already received special instructions from the emperor. They did not stop Zeng Jing. He walked into the palace like a stroll on the street. He could walk directly into the harem and enter the imperial palace. In the garden, I found Zhu Youxiao, and sat down opposite a wooden table that Zhu Youxiao was tossing.

"Oh, are you in the mood to play carpentry again?" Zeng Jing smiled: "I heard that you were too busy to do carpentry the other day."

Zhu Youxiao glanced at him and said, "When you come to Beijing, I am in the mood to do carpentry."

Zeng Jingle said, "You're speaking at the pot, I will leave the matter to me as soon as I come."

Zhu Youxiao laughed and said: "Forget it, anyway, you said that when I am improper, I will return to the mountains and forests to do woodwork with you, then I will start to enter the state of retreat in advance, anyway, you can help me fix this country. "

Zeng Jing was speechless: "The first time I saw you do the emperor."

Zhu You smiled and said: "So everyone said that I was not good for anything, so I was completely bad for them to see. By the way, what did you just sneak out of the palace to do?"

Zeng Jing said: "What else can you do? Help your cousin to create momentum, not only did I go, I also asked your cousin's house to send some people out, and spread him everywhere in the teahouse and restaurant to defeat the demon repair army. News."

After hearing this, Zhu Youxiao smiled: "It turns out that, with such a trend, the cousin's supporters will increase."

Zeng Jing said: “It’s easy for the people to build momentum like this, but in officialdom, it’s not easy to build momentum like this, because officials are not as foolproof as the people. They have their own channels to know what happened on the frontline. The truth, you can't lie to them."