Comprehensive Comics: Fun Moon

"Two steps without a gap, three steps with an absolute sword, I'm nameless three dan... Bah! I'm a super martial arts tyrant!"

Under the astonished gaze of Heathcliff in the distance, countless sword lights flashed across the BOSS, and Xia Heng, who had his back to the BOSS, slowly inserted the long sword back into the scabbard behind him, without even looking at it. The BOSS behind you......

"Ah, it seems that the name of the move is still wrong in the end. The super-smashing martial arts requires seven knives. Speaking of SAO, how can ordinary players in the dung game only be equipped with one main hand weapon, shameful."

Xia Heng closed the prompt box in front of him that reminded the boss to drop rare items, and looked at Heathcliff, who had a bewildered look, with a cold expression on his face.

Thinking about it, he never thought that someone would not rely on swordsmanship, but use real swordsmanship skills to fight this matter, but Xia Heng's moves are really not the level of swordsmanship skills. It stands to reason that normal human beings can't use them even if they spend their entire lives. This kind of trick can only be achieved by relying on special effects in Hollywood movies.

However, Xia Heng cannot be measured by ordinary people. After all, physically, he may no longer be considered a human being.Even in SAO, a dung game that relies on attribute-level equipment to eat, he can rely on technology to ravage Kayaba Akihiko's cognition.

Not to mention that there is an incomplete mind system in SAO, which is used to open things up. Kayaba Akihiko, who thought that he could hang all players with GM authority, was still na?ve. 2.2

"It seems that the boss on the fifty-sixth floor is nothing, it's just a pile for practicing."

Xia Heng said lightly, walked towards Kayaba Akihiko, whose face was ashen, patted him on the shoulder, and then stuffed a bunch of crystals to relieve the abnormal state into his arms.

"Take it to remove the abnormal state for everyone... By the way, the price of each is twice the market price, pay attention to transfer the money to me later, thank you for your patronage~"

Xia Heng, who made a lot of money, smiled and patted Heathcliff on the shoulder again. He took the hand of Kanzaki Aisha, who had just been relieved of his paralysis, and walked towards the stairs leading to the upper floor. .

Chapter [*]: Pretending to be a fierce little loli

The afternoon of the fifty-sixth floor strategy was completed, the town of the beginning.

Xia Heng, who had just put on a wave and went to the restaurant to have a full meal, lay down on the grass in a quite comfortable posture.

"The rare good weather is wasted if you don't sleep."

Xia Heng looked at the clouds in the sky and said to the person standing not far away.

"Obviously the weather is the same every day, right?"

A cold female voice sounded not far away, and the shadow blocked the bright sunlight.

"No, the weather in SAO will also change with the number of layers and time, but at present, the more obvious changes are cloudy and sunny days. Speaking of which, it has not rained much in SAO, but if you pay attention, Humidity and wind direction vary from day to day."

Xia Heng looked at the person who was coming, and moved his eyes unceremoniously up his legs wrapped in white stockings. He regrettably skipped the absolute field that was hindered by SAO's evil ethical restriction system and anti-harassment system. Without stopping, skip a pair of half-ripe fruit 26 wrapped in Hungarian armor.

"You should be able to let me activate the sexual harassment system and send you to the Black Iron Palace."

Asuna bent down and said, staring into his eyes unceremoniously.

"I dare to swear that everything just happened was a small accident based on the instinct of human beings to pursue beautiful things. We can skip this matter."

Xia Heng also stared into Asuna's eyes and said righteously.

"...Then why did you come to the first floor?"

Asuna sighed helplessly and looked at Xia Heng with a happy face.

The reason she is in the town of the beginning is to protect those who are not afraid to step out of the town and some children who are unable to take care of themselves. Although these things can be entrusted to subordinates, generally, Asuna does it herself. He helped Xia Heng to beautify the "God Killer" for the bottom players.

"Well, after fighting the boss, find a place to relax. The atmosphere on the upper floors is too depressing. They are all leveling madmen and so on. They can't rest well at all. The first floor is still clean."

Xia Heng patted the grass beside him and motioned Asuna to sit down.

"I have something to do anyway. It's all things you asked me to do. I haven't finished it yet. How can I lie down and rest like you..."

Asuna bent her waist lower, almost pressed her face to her face, and said with a bit of resentment.

"Then take a break."

Xia Heng stopped Asuna's waist and pulled her to the ground.

"Yeah!"

"How about it? Just the right amount of sunlight, a slight wind blowing, soft and clean grass, these are all things that are difficult to reach in the highly industrialized real world, let alone all of them appear at the same time."

Xia Heng lightly patted Asuna's long chestnut hair and said with his eyes closed.

"Well......"

The gentle breeze blew the green grass and the cheeks of the two of them. Several white clouds of different shapes floated in the clear sky. Under the bright sunlight, the two fell asleep directly on the grass.

And the dark aura that doesn't match this beautiful picture is overflowing behind the fence not far away. A short figure is biting his fingers and standing behind the stone fence, staring at the two who are asleep.

"Really, really shameless... This is an extramarital affair, right? It's cheating, right? Can I apply for a lawyer's lawsuit?"

Kanzaki Aisha, who exudes a dark aura, bit her thumb, and the wedding ring on her hand seemed to glow green in the sunlight.

"I heard that you can use someone else's hand to click the battle confirmation button, why don't you end this pair of dogs and men here, and then I will experience the only one-time high-speed fall in my life... "

Kanzaki Aisha chanted terrifying words while lying on the stone fence that was a bit shorter than her, staring at the two sleeping in embrace.

But until Xia Heng woke up, she still stood behind the stone fence and stared at the two of them, without making any move.

Maybe if there is no Kanzaki Aisha standing by the side, someone will fight against the two without authorization and kill them in their sleep, but even if there are such people, they will see Kanzaki 747 Aisha's side that seems to be about to die. When the resentment materialized, the meaning of retreat immediately occurred.

"Ah, good morning, Aisha~"

Xia Heng stretched slightly and greeted Aisha Kanzaki behind the fence.

"Good morning."

Kanzaki Aisha said word by word, and came to Xia Heng's side with a dangerous smile on her face.

"Can you tell me what's going on here?"

"As you can see, I'm taking a nap, and I'm still a little sleepy."

Xia Heng took Kanzaki Aisha's hand and pulled her into his arms.

"Anyway, it's still early, so just sleep a little longer."

"well......"

The confused Aisha Kanzaki responded blankly, her face blushed and she shrank in Xia Heng's arms, but she couldn't fall asleep.

After that, any player who wanted to call the three of them up was glared away by Kanzaki Aisha in Xia Heng's arms with rather fierce eyes. .

Chapter [*] Little Lolita Silica, no misery!

"Why didn't you assign reply props to me!"

On the thirty-fifth floor, in the security zone outside the town, a short figure in yellow clothes shouted, and a blue lizard-like creature also lay on her shoulders and cried in agreement.

"What did you say?"

The female player on the opposite side was holding the spear in one hand and playing with the slanted bangs hanging down from her forehead with the other.

"Anyway, you already have that lizard replying to you, so you don't need to assign reply crystals to you, right?"

"You're the one! You haven't taken up the position of striker well, do you need to reply to the crystal!?"

"Of course, I don't have a man to help me reply like the loli idol Silica."

The red-haired woman stopped what she was doing and looked down at Loli, whom she called Silica.

"Hey, you two..."

Before waiting for the players on the side to persuade, Silica closed her character column.

"Well, I don't want any props anymore. I will never form a team with you again! I think there are many more teams I join!"

After that, Silica turned around and left, ignoring the retention of other players.

A few hours later, she felt profound remorse and self-blame for this move.

The team was in a safe area outside the labyrinth, and to get back to the town, they had to use a transfer crystal or go through a forest area with large monsters.

And Silica, who didn't transfer the crystal, chose to go through the forest alone and return to the town in a fit of anger.

Maybe luck sheltered this little loli temporarily, allowing her to walk most of the way in the forest without being attacked by any hordes of monsters, but the current situation clearly indicates that her good luck has come to an end .

More than a dozen strong orangutans with red rays of light belonging to monsters in their eyes roared towards her. This is a fairly common monster on the thirty-fifth floor, and its intensity is not too high, even for a player like Silica. You can kill one or two single-handedly, but the problem is that this kind of low-intensity monster has always liked to haunt in groups.

Silica clenched the short blade in her hand and stepped back step by step.

Relying on her short stature, she managed to get rid of a few monsters and caused some damage to other monsters, but just these things made her gasp for breath.

While those monsters were scratching their rivets, they walked towards her, and the monsters who lost their blood because of her attack picked up the wine gourd around their waists, poured the liquid inside into their mouths, and recovered greatly. blood volume.

"Ow~!"

The blue lizard let out a shrill cry, and Silica, who was enveloped in a burst of white light, had already fallen below fifty percent of her health, barely returning to the green safe zone.

"Tsk!"

Looking at the clubs swung by the approaching monsters, Silica reluctantly jumped up, trying to use her petite body to evade the monster's attack.

But she avoided the first time, but failed to escape the second time.The monster's wooden stick hit her petite body with great force, causing a brief absence. The body that was still in the air just now had a close collision with the thick tree.

And her health bar also quickly dropped from green to the dark red danger area, but the more dangerous situation is that the weapon she disengaged because of her absentmindedness flew to somewhere.

"Roar!"

A low roar came from the monster's mouth, as vague as a mouthful of centuries-old phlegm, and the stick in its hand was unequivocally swiped towards Silica's head who was looking for a weapon.

"Ow!"

"Squeak."

Accompanied by the screams of the blue lizard, the stick slammed hard on its weak body, completely emptying the blood of this loyal pet with the spirit of protecting its master.

"¨ˇBina!"

Silica, who was still bewildered by the loss of her weapon just now, let out a piercing cry, completely disregarding the current danger, and half crawled to Bina's side.

A light blue light lit up on it, and before Silica had time to pick it up, a crisp cracking sound rang out on it, and the data fragments flickering with bright light disappeared in the air, and the dozens of data fragments disappeared in the air. The monster also came behind her.

"boom!"

Different from the cracking sound when players and pets die, the cracking sound when the monster dies is like smashing an old porcelain jar on the ground, and at the same time it shatters (De Zhao's) and does not forget to make a muffled sound before death. .

"Well, are you okay?"

Asuna, who was wearing a white uniform, put away her rapier and asked Silica softly.

"Bina...Bina, don't leave me alone..."

Tears streamed down Silica's cheeks, and she didn't answer Asuna's question in the grief of losing Pina.No, it's better to be too sad to even understand what's going on in front of you.

"Woooooooooooo!!!"

A shrill cry echoed in the sky above the Lost Forest on the thirty-fifth floor, Silica's body collapsed, and she cried loudly while clutching the feathers left by Pina's death. .

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