Comprehensive Manga Poison Milk Powder Sword Soul

Supplement: It's important that the protagonist is a funny guy.

Chapter [-] Transfer Students Are God-like Beings

The next day

Awakening from his sleep after opening his sleepy eyes, Su Hao stretched out, grabbed the alarm clock beside the pillow and checked the time, he couldn't help laughing.

“It’s so comfortable to not have to set an alarm clock!”

Putting down the alarm clock, Su Hao casually glanced at his new residence.

The room is very ordinary, but it is much larger than his one-bedroom, one-bedroom living room. It is a student dormitory.

By the way, I seem to be going to report from Kamijou Touma's school today, and if I don't hurry up, I will be late.

Su Hao, who had put on the student uniform, became a student again!

I went out at 30:[-] in the morning and started to go to school. There are still [-] minutes before school. I went at this time because of the transfer student's reason to report and leave a "deep" impression on the whole class.

It took 20 minutes to walk through the streets that I had already remembered from my daily patrols, and arrived at Kamijou Touma's school.Then Su Hao went to the teacher's office to report before class, and handed over the study documents to one of the many teachers at will.

Soon, Su Hao was taken away by a teacher with a loli figure. Su Hao seems to be called Yueyong Xiaomeng, and is her best friend with her boss Huang Quanchuan?

Without paying too much attention to these details, Su Hao followed Xiaomeng into the seventh class of the first grade.

At this time, Teacher Xiaomeng started to introduce Su Hao as a new transfer student to the students in the audience with her sweet and greasy voice.

The students talked a lot in the classroom, with obvious anticipation in their tone, as if transfer students were a very rare thing for them.

At the same time, as a transfer student, Su Hao also attached great importance to his identity as a transfer student.

Transfer students, whether in anime or light novels, this is a sign of the opening of the plot.

For example, Tomoyo Sakagami transferred to Guangzaka and opened the road to Emperor Wu.Haibara Ai transferred to Didan, which opened the era of killing and killing with the primary school student, the god of death, and Fei Te transferred to Shengjing, which opened the era of Lily who was not ashamed and impetuous with tyrants.

Koizumi Kazuki was transferred to Beigao High School, which opened the era of the unrequited head of the group who had an infinite relationship with Jonghyun... The transfer students are simply god-like existences!

Xiaomeng patted the table to make the students quiet and then stood in a crowd, motioning Su Hao to introduce himself.

Standing at the teacher's seat, Su Hao looked at the waiting students and fell into deep thought.

As a transfer student who exists like a god, self-introduction can't be careless, it has to be awesome. Su Hao has carefully studied this.

Just because in the world of Sword Art Online and Things From Heaven, I was careless when I introduced myself, and it turned out to be that kind of inconspicuous existence.

And this time in Academy City, he once again assumed the status of a god-like transfer student, so he must be right with this god-like status, and he must not be sloppy!

Do what he thinks, so Su Hao pushed the non-existent glasses on the bridge of his nose, his eyes flashed past the many students in the audience.

"Gentlemen! I like Lolita!!! 々~!"

Su Hao shouted loudly, and most of the sound was transmitted to the next class, so that the teachers and students in the next class who were lecturing and listening were almost scared to death.

At the same time, because of Su Hao's astonishing speech, Teacher Xiaomeng and the whole class were stunned. They didn't even blink their eyelids, they all focused on Su Hao.

"Everyone, I'm Lolicon! My personal favorite in my life is Lolita!"

"I like Ao*0 Jiaoluo! Poor *0 Milky Loli! Natural Loli! As long as it's a Loli! I like it no matter what the attributes are! I dare to be the enemy of the whole world for Loli!"

After an astonishing self-introduction, Su Hao squinted at Teacher Xiaomeng and saw that Teacher Xiaomeng was staring at him with tears in his eyes, as if he was looking at his father's enemy.

It's no wonder, as an adult with a loli figure, how could you not be angry when Su Hao's amazing "I'm lolicon, I like all loli in the world"?

The whole class, male or female, was stunned, they watched Su Hao attentively, silently...

Su Hao thought the effect was almost over, slapped the table and shouted, "Loli are rare animals. They only exist between the ages of 8 and 12 years old. After this age, they are no longer Lolita!"

".〃Such a rare existence is worth doing everything we can to protect! So gentlemen, please follow me and shout! Lolita! Lolita! Lolita!"

"Lori?!"

Seemingly being brainwashed by Su Hao, those lolicons in the class involuntarily stood up and said.

"Be louder, there's nothing to be ashamed of*0 shy, as long as you insist and have love for Loli, sooner or later, Loli will come to your side! I swear by my integrity, everything I say is it is true!"

"Oh oh oh oh oh!!!!

"Loli! Lori! Lori! Lori! Lori..."

All the lolicons in the class, including Kamijou Touma were affected by Su Hao's words. First, they let out a loud roar, then clapped the table and stood up and raised their arms (Zhao De's) to shout Loli's slogan. , the mighty spread to the next class almost scared a group of people to death.

And this is a disaster for Teacher Xiaomeng. She didn't expect that more than half of her students are lolicons, and two-thirds of the class is lolicon.

So she cried aggrievedly and pitifully said to Su Hao: "Teacher didn't expect you to be such Su Hao, originally thought you would be a very good student! You return the teacher's expectations! "

Leaving this sentence for Su Hao, Xiaomeng ran out of the classroom while crying. At the same time, the students all woke up when they saw Xiaomeng running away. Only then did they realize that they seemed to have done something incredible?

The classroom was instantly cold, the students looked at Su Hao on the podium stupidly, all of them were confused. .

Chapter [-] Kamijou Touma and the "Trip" full of sense of justice

Today's Kamijou Touma is also very unlucky. Yesterday, he complained to Su Hao at school that he was robbing discounted goods in the supermarket, and then he was chased by bad guys, causing all the things he bought to fall off. He was chased by the brown-haired junior high school students until It was almost time for the door-to-door discharge girl to leave.

When I woke up this morning, I found that my phone was burnt out. I opened the refrigerator and found that the food in the refrigerator was fully charged due to a power outage.

I'm too hungry to go to withdraw money, but I broke my bank card. The weather is good and I plan to bask in the quilt...

"What the hell is digging a slot? What is that white lump hanging on the balcony?"