Comprehensive martial arts: kidnapping Xu Fengnian, ransoming Blue Bird

On Erniu Mountain.

A group of mountain thieves are working in a hot way.

Recently, not many people have passed through Erniu Mountain, except for Liuzi who has fast legs and feet and lets the wind go down the mountain.

The rest were working on the hill.

In the early morning mountains, there is still a little chill.

But it was quickly dispelled by the enthusiasm of this gang of thieves.

They have meat to eat these two days, plenty of oil and water, and strength on their bodies.

One by one, they are full of energy, and when they are tired, they will rest.

Su Mo sat at the door, looking at the sky boredly.

A few bandits who were working were confused.

“What’s wrong with the big boss?”

“It shouldn’t be! How a little lost feeling. ”

“You say, could it be that the girl has no meat on her, and the big boss doesn’t feel it, so she sighs?”

“I think it’s possible, or should we persuade the big master?”

“This is not persuasive!”

“Isn’t it a little cryptic?”

“Yes, our good days today are all given by the big boss, and it is our obligation to solve problems for the big boss.”

“It’s the extreme, the one called Blue Bird, there are no two meats on his body, how can the big boss like it.”

“Anyway, we also have money now, do we want to go down the mountain to tell the big boss a family matter?”

“This is good, I remember that there was a Zhuangzi sixty miles away, and there was a peerless beauty in Zhuangzi, who looked like he had to have two hundred catties, and he was black and strong, not only able to work, but also help us rob together, such a virtuous helper, the big boss must like it.”

“Carpenter, put away your saliva, this is the big master, no one can rob it!”

“If you know, I’ll take a sneak look.”

“We have to find someone to open this mouth! What do you think of the butcher? He used to kill pigs, and he must be good at shouting kung fu. ”

“No, no, no, I kill pigs, and I don’t sell pigs, I’m not responsible for shouting, the scholar reads a lot, and he is eloquent, let him say.”

“I can’t, what I said is too literate, the big boss may not be able to understand, the carpenter goes.”

“It’s better to go to the base, haven’t you always been jealous of the blue bird robbing the big boss before?”

“It was the big boss who dumped me first, and people like scholars now.”

“Gag! I don’t engage in bases. ”

“Hmph! Negative man. ”

“It’s better to go drunkard, that guy can talk.”

“No, the drunkard doesn’t talk to us, but we must not provoke the upset of the big boss.”

“I’m going to have to be crippled.”

Seeing that there were those who took the initiative to ask for help, everyone gave a thumbs up.

Then, the lame man limped to Su Mo’s side.

The rest of the bandits put down their work one after another, one by one, like a big goose, stretched their necks.

“The big master, but what’s the trouble?”

The lame man came over and sat on the ground.

He sat on the floor, not caring that dust would stain his clothes.

Rough man, stinky man.

Not dirty or called a man?

“It’s a little.”

Su Mo said.

“The big master, we are all brothers, if you have any troubles, you may as well tell us how to say it in the words of a scholar.”

The cripple tilted his head and thought for a long time, and finally had a flash of inspiration and slapped his thigh.

“Yes, call one person short, two people long.”

“That’s called one person counting short, two counting long.” Su Mo helplessly corrected.

“Yes, all in one sense.” The lame man smiled blandly, revealing a mouthful of big yellow teeth.

“Big master, you can talk to me, maybe we can help.”

The cripple urged again.

Su Mo was surprised.

He is now worrying about not having a robbery target, after all, Erniu Mountain is not coming now.

And this group of guys, none of them were willing to really rob before.

Could it be that they have changed their minds now?

Su Mo looked at his room, where the wine and meat were placed on the table, and immediately understood.

In the past, everyone was kind, and their thoughts could not turn around for a while.

Now everyone sees themselves grabbing for a while, and the days are visibly better.

The greed in people’s hearts is infinitely amplified, and they change their minds and take the initiative to rob.

Not bad.

Very good.

“I do have a headache now, mainly because there is no one!”

Su Mo said truthfully.

Hearing this, the lame man’s eyes lit up.

“The big master, leave this matter to me, and I promise to do it for him beautifully.”

With that, he straightened up and limped back into the crowd.

As soon as he came, the carpenter butcher and other bandits surrounded the cripple.

“How’s it going?”

The crippled man raised his head and showed great confidence.

“Ask clearly, the boss is really not satisfied with the one called Blue Bird.”

When Ji Yan heard this, his eyes lit up.

“Wouldn’t I have another chance?” He whispered to himself.

“Fuck your uncle, Ji Yan, I’ll tell you, don’t hit the idea of the big master.” Others cast vicious gazes.

Ji Yan was stared at by many people, and couldn’t help but shrink his neck.

“The great master will marry the goddess, and if he gives birth to a son in the future, he will take our son to rob it together.”

Someone said.

“Don’t interrupt, let the cripple finish.” The scholar said.

“The big boss just told me that he is very distressed now, and there is no one.” The cripple simply repeated Su Mo’s words.

“What do you mean?”

The crowd was puzzled.

When the big boss said this, he also looked inside the house, who was in the house? Isn’t it the blue bird girl’s film. ”

The lame man talked.

“Oh!”

In this way, everyone understood.

The big boss thinks that the blue bird has no meat, unlike a woman.

“Anyway, no one has passed by recently, so we might as well go to that Zhuangzi and help the boss settle the marriage?” The cripple said.

“Not bad, not bad, we all go, and it can be regarded as giving the rich man enough face.”

Everyone talked about it, and it was quickly finalized.

“Later, I will go to the bottom of the mountain, call Liuzi up, and we will give the big boss a surprise together, don’t let Liuzi leak the air.”

Speaking, a group of mountain thieves, resist the burden.

The burden was loaded with silver and goods, rice and meat, and he went down the mountain.

After a long time, Su Mo reacted.

Odd?

It’s been so long, where did the bastards run?

If you can’t find a fat sheep, you won’t give a letter.

Just as Su Mo whispered, he suddenly noticed several figures appear in the cottage.

Look up,

It is precisely old acquaintances who are at the head

Xu Fengnian.

Behind Xu Fengnian, several people followed.

Nangong Servant, Li Chungang, Xu Yanbing, Lao Huang.

“Strange, why is there no one else on this mountain? Is there an ambush? ”

Nangong Servant was surprised.

“Nothing, a group of ordinary people, can’t make much waves.”

Xu Fengnian looked indifferent.

Instead, his eyes stared at Su Mo deadly.

“Su Mo’s master, today I came to ask for it…”

Before the blue bird finished speaking, he was interrupted by Su Mo.

“Haha, Xu Shizi didn’t tell me when he came, I said it before, you passed by Erniu Mountain to say hello to me, I personally went down the mountain to tie you, where do you need to come to the door in person.”

Su Mo’s mouth was almost crooked.

Take the initiative to run to the bandit city wall, even if Wang Xianzhi comes, he can slap him to death.

Isn’t this sent to the door to catch yourself.

Kidnap Xu Fengnian again.

Such a pleasant decision.

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