Conan: Someone is always trying to murder me
Chapter 98: Who is Bayley's No. 1 fan?
"Electricity transmission? What do you mean? What on earth do you want to do, kid? If you don't get out of the way, I'll beat you up!" Seeing Kishida dodge his push, Nagai Tatsuya sneered and threatened. After that, he raised his arm and showed off his strong biceps.
"Wow, this perfect shape, this perfect arc! You must have done some fitness!" Kishida's eyes lit up, and he looked envious. As he spoke, he pretended to touch it with his left hand.
"Of course! I like 'fitness' very much, especially when there are many people!" Seeing that the other party was impressed by his "force", Nagai Tatsuya was also very proud, and he didn't even mind Kishida pinching his strong muscles.
The scene suddenly became tense.
"Really? That's great, so I can do it for you, EMS fitness current stimulation!" Kishida gently pinched Nagai Tatsuya's muscles with his left hand, and smiled at him kindly.
"Uh, so you're here to promote fitness... Ahhhh~~" Nagai Tatsuya just rolled his eyes and said in contempt, but suddenly screamed, and then "danced" all over with the "crackling~" music, and then slowly fell to the ground!
"Dear, the first experience is free~" Kishida smiled as Nagai Tatsuya fell to the ground, and then ignored the panic and screams of pedestrians on the road, and picked up the lighter that fell to the ground.
"Tsk, damn, it's a camera!" Kishida fumbled with the half-palm-sized lighter, and then found a small notch on the shell of the lighter.
And as long as you press this small notch and pull it gently, the small lens and shutter will be exposed on both sides of the shell. After removing the viewfinder and monitor and other photographic components, this overall style, even if others stand close, will subconsciously think that this is just a lighter with a slightly peculiar shape, very concealed!
Sure enough, people will spend a lot of effort for their own desires! Alas, the world is going downhill, all kinds of monsters and demons have come out~~
Kishida sighed that this pervert had even created such a clever camera for taking secret photos, and casually put the lighter in his pocket.
"So, let me think about how to deal with you!? Got it!" Kishida's eyes rolled, and then he raised his foot and stepped on Nagai Tatsuya's fingers with his black and white sneakers, and then his toes made a few characteristic movements, and a burst of electricity passed from the soles of his shoes to Nagai Tatsuya.
"Ahhh~~" Nagai Tatsuya, who was lying on the ground, screamed unconsciously, his eyes rolled up, his teeth clenched, his whole body twitched, and some white foam gradually came out of his mouth.
"Hey, don't think you can get away with this by pretending to have epilepsy, I won't buy your tricks! I tell you, you're in trouble!!" Seeing Nagai Tatsuya's miserable state, Kishida, who "couldn't bear it", quietly retracted his foot, and then said to him loudly and angrily.
Epilepsy? Didn't someone commit a crime in the street? The passerby who was mentally strong and didn't run away was stunned for a moment, and then he saw the perpetrator took out a card and a mobile phone from his pocket and called the card.
"Moshimoshi, is it the uncle just now? Yes, it's me, the handsome guy who just caught a cold with a mask, um, yes, you guys come quickly, I should catch the pervert mentioned in the news~~ I am now at the former medieval art exhibition!"
Kishida smiled and said a series of words to the phone, and then hung up the phone under the excited voice of the greasy uncle he just met.
"Moshimoshi, can you hear me? Can you hear me? Sir, we have sent police here, what happened over there!?" The police's urgent questioning came from the passerby's mobile phone.
".......I don't know, but it seems that I misunderstood!.....But didn't the news say that perverts have silver-white hair?" The passerby who witnessed the whole process muttered to himself on the phone for a long time.
? ? ? The operator was confused after hearing this.
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"You said that this golden-red hair is a pervert? Don't perverts have silver-white hair?" A few minutes later, a group of people led by a greasy uncle quickly ran over and pointed at Nagai Tatsuya lying on the ground, frowning at Kishida and asked.
"This guy has been following me and secretly photographing my clerk with this lighter. What else can he be but a pervert? And you can see that he has long hair too!
"As for the silver-white hair you mentioned, please use your brain to think about it. If I were him, I would also dye my hair if I were him! But I didn't expect that he would dare to commit crimes against the wind! Alas, the world is really going downhill! "
Kishida sighed and said to everyone present in a bad mood, and took out the lighter in his pocket to show everyone its real use.
"This..." After seeing the actual function of the lighter, the greasy uncle hesitated.
"But didn't the news say that the pervert's eyes last night were dark green? Could we be wrong? Maybe this guy is just a simple pervert! ? "Another fanatic of Chrissie Wynyard was still puzzled.
"This is very simple. Maybe this guy wore fake pupils before! Hey, why do you have so many questions? Regardless of whether it is true or not, it is certain that this guy is a pervert! Forget it, I won't tell you anymore. I'd better vent more for my poor Chris before the police come!" Kishida rolled his eyes, pretending to be impatient, and was about to step forward and kick Nagai Tatsuya's thigh.
"Wait, I'm Chris's number one fan, and I'll be the first to come!" The greasy uncle suddenly raised his hand to stop Kishida, but he wanted to step forward and kick Nagai Tatsuya.
"What the hell, who do you think you are? I'm the one who loves Chris the most, get out of the way, let me do it!" The fanatical fan who was still questioning just now also came up.
"I am, I'll be the first!"
"I'll do it, I'll do it!"
The scene suddenly became a matter of who wanted to get the first place of Nagai Tatsuya's "first time".
"Calm down, everyone, calm down! You all say you are Chris's number one fan, ugh! I dare to kick this pervert's thigh, do you dare!?" Kishida suddenly roared, calming the chaotic scene, and then kicked Nagai Tatsuya's thigh lightly, with a very disdainful expression.
"It seems that the little brother is not a true fan! Watch me!" The greasy uncle said, squatting down with a ferocious expression, and punched Nagai Tatsuya in the stomach.
"Um~" Nagai Tatsuya, who was in a semi-comatose state, suddenly opened his eyes wide and woke up completely in pain.
"You are..." Nagai Tatsuya looked at the people surrounding him, very confused.
"The police are coming, beat him first!" Kishida shouted hurriedly.
"That's right, that's right!"
"Kill this pervert!"
"Revenge for Chris!" Several fanatical fans nodded in response, and then, under Nagai Tatsuya's confused and panicked expression, the sandbag-sized fists hit him in the face.
"Ahhh, what... Chris, you guys... Ahhhh, stop it, stop it! I was wrong! Wuuwuwu~" The surrounded Nagai Tatsuya screamed.
Seeing this, Kishida nodded with satisfaction, and then quietly retreated amid the crowd's anger, hiding his merits and fame!
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