Congrats, I've Turned into a Girl!

On Friday evening, Yuji and Yuna arrived at the perfect time for their appointment.

Pass the two of them through the living room and tell them to place their luggage appropriately, then take the coat and hang it in a nearby place over the hanger.

"Brother, yes. This is chocolate from me!

"This is from me..."

Yuna looked softened, and Yuji embarrassed herself by offering each a small paper bag she had brought in her hand.

"Thank you both. I already made mine, so just sit down and wait."

Once I received the paper bag and placed it on the table, I headed toward the fridge.

Take the two plates out of the fridge and I'll head to them.

"What, my brother made it!?

"It's like a cake for sale in a store..."

Yuna and Yuji complimented me on my Zach Torte with their mouths and even started shooting on my smartphone.

I painted a one-point pattern on Zach Torte with a pink deco pen for Yuji's sake and a sugar-free whipped cream for Yuna's sake, but apparently they liked it.

"The flavour is also so delicious!

"Hehe... don't be so complimented."

Yuna, who took a quick bite of Zach Torte, is getting more and more embarrassed because she compliments me so much every time she eats a little afterwards.

"You made this for us."

"It's obvious, right?

"Thanks. Glad..."

Yuji quietly ate about half of it, then called out to Yuna at a calm time.

It's too much for Yuji to laugh happily, so he gets caught and smiles all the way to me.

After that, I also ate two chocolates and had a party, so the three of us stumbled on a snack like that and talked about no other love.

By the way, the chocolate Yuna gave me was not only brown, but also a colorful assortment of adorable chocolates such as red, white, and pink, and Yuji gave me raw chocolate truffles, and I somehow feel like each one has its own personality.

When I finished the meal and had a paragraph, Yuji said as he remembered drinking tea after the meal.

"And yet, brother, this apartment, it looks pretty expensive, but is it an office dorm or something?

"No, I mean the dorm, I personally rent it from the owner of this room."

I answered honestly, not thinking particularly deeply after the meal.

"Personally!? Uh, you know, paying the guy rent or something?

"You didn't pay for it. I'm paying for it physically."

I worried about how Yuna told Yuna about Inari's girlfriend pretending and Shizuku-chan's relationship, so I decided to avoid answers that would lead to identification and blur the answers to some extent.

"Or body!?

"Oh, no, no, that's not what I meant. This is in return for imitating your lover………………."

However, it seems that Yuna has developed a strange misconception as a result of this, so I will explain the situation a little more.

"That means…… mistress contract………?

"No, I'm not."

Yuji speaks an absurd word with a strange face.

It's crazy, it's extra weird.

After asking me that question for a while with Yuji, Yuna softened up looking at the clock with a flicker.

When I asked him what was going on,

"It's time for a bath, isn't it! I saw it earlier, but the bath here is pretty spacious, and you can afford it if it's about me and your brother!

And I say, let my eyes shine.

"I think it would be nice to come in together to shorten the time, but I think we should split this place by gender"

"What are you talking about, your brother's chastity is in danger if you go in with Yuji!

"I think it's Yuna who's more dangerous"

Shortly afterwards, Yuji and Yuna rubbed each other in the bath with me, but I think if it was about the three of us in the first place, we should put them in order normally.

"Oh, I'm already in, so don't worry."

I don't have to worry about that because I'm already in the bath.

"What..."

"Why!?

Yuji and Yuna look at me like I'm in shock.

"No, I thought I'd go in first because I was ready early and I had extra time..."

That's half true and half lies.

Classes were only available until after noon today, so it's true that I had extra time to take in the futons I was drying, to clean the room, to prepare chocolates and dishes.

However, when I got out of the bathroom when I went home, Yuji and Yuna were arguing outside the stripper, so I hit the measures in case they came in together.

Naturally, Yuna and I have a lot of problems taking a bath.

However, both Yuji will be fine if there are other people in the public bathroom, but I want to avoid bathing for two in the Chamber if I can because there are various problems or there is nothing I can do about this difference in physique when something happens.

"…… Then I'll take a bath first."

"Wait, Yuji, this would be seniority............?

After a lot of silence, Yuna grabs Yuji's arm and stops when he tries to head for the bath.

"I was born for an hour."

"That's good, I really want to take a bath right now!

If Yuji turns around and complains, for some reason Yuna protests violently that she takes a bath first.

"Well, Yuna should have a good time talking to her brother."

"I can still do that later, that's where the only thing I can do now more than that...!

…………

When Yuna declares forcefully, silence flows between them.

"Okay. Then let's be fair here."

"Well... no matter which one wins in a single battle, there's no grudge."

That's how Yuji won as a result of what they did.

"Then I'll go."

"No!! Then we should both go in here now! Long time no see!!

"What's the point of Grandpa? Or the last time we went in together was over a decade ago..."

Yuna smiles refreshingly and tries to head for the bath, clinging to Yuji's hips, while eating down his temper.

What the hell drives you two this far?

"I mean, why are we both so focused on order? I didn't particularly care that it was a house..."

"Because your father was the best bath before this..."

If you don't know why, ask and Yuna will answer.

"To?"

Why is Dad coming out here?

"Yeah, it's nothing. Then I'll take a bath."

"Oh, come on, I'm coming too!

Yuji cut off the conversation and headed to the bathroom, and Yuna goes after it.

"…… yeah?

And then they leave me alone in my room, and I realize there's something else.

The difference between the current bath and the last bath at my parents house...... the order of the baths...... my father bathed the most...... the water left over from the bath......

……… I decided to quit thinking more deeply.