Conquer the World

Chapter 831 is not funny at all

As expected by Fang Jie, when I went there, this road could be used as a leisurely fun to pass without any bad things. Although I entered the Yangtze River from Luoshui North, all the places along the way were wars, but now it is still on the water. Be safe. In particular, the marine division of Luo Tu has surrendered to Fang Jie, and the navy in the imperial court still has to stay by the side of the tiger to support the soldiers against Jin Shixiong. Therefore, there are not many ships coming and going on the Yangtze River, and they have not been affected by the war. .

A few days later, the two boats finally left Luoshui and began to travel east along the Yangtze River. The sailing boat was good, and the sailors could relax. Qing Ping, a rare sight on this river, even Fang Xie doubts whether there is no war in the world at all. Or maybe this is only a short-term calm, and this river will not soon be ushering in the war.

"What is that doing?"

Wan Yanshu also rarely took a boat, and even less after entering the Huangyang Road with the Black Banner Army last time. Even if I went southward last time, I crossed the river, and soon came here, but this time I have to walk on the waterway for at least one and a half months, so it is inevitable that everything is new. She pointed to a distant ship parked in the distance and asked curiously, not understanding why those people were throwing things into the river.

"That's a new ship."

Mu Xiaoyao explained to her: "People who live near the river will always have a lot of customs. This is in respect of the river **** ... According to convention, a new boat is launched into the water, and it must first worship the river **** and honor some things. In this way, the river **** can bless the ship from encountering strong winds and waves. "

"Will it work?"

She asked.

"Shh"

Mu Xiaoyao booed: "Don't let sailors hear this, they are the most taboo. Do not mention it in front of the sailors, they will feel unlucky. Whether it works or not, this has been done for generations. Yes, even if it is just comfort, it cannot be denied. "

"Uh huh huh"

Wan Yanyun Shu nodded quickly: "I remember."

Mu Xiao waist smiled, and lowered his voice, "In fact, this is just a hope of people. It is as if people will sacrifice the dragon **** to pray for rain in the years of drought. Will it really work? Afraid not to Yes ... but the people who live near the river firmly believe that there is a river **** in the river, so try not to question them. People have a hope in their hearts, but I think it is more real than begging for the spread of war. "

"I understand that it is as if the people of the northern Liao nationality sacrifice the mountain **** every year, and I look forward to the protection of the gods of the 100,000 mountains. But in fact, if there is a mountain god, he has never ignored our northern Liao nationality. For so many years, I still live in such a cold and hard place, and I have never been warm. I also have to face the oppression of the Mongolian people and live a very hard life. Fortunately, I moved to the Central Plains, and my brother said that the northern Liao people were very happy. . "

Mu Xiaoyao was silent for a moment, then smiled: "So they should especially cherish this hard-won happiness."

Wan Yanyun understood the meaning of Mu Xiaoyao: "After returning, I would advise the father. This happiness is really hard to come by. If the people in Mufu really want him to send cold cavalry to help, don't agree. I am afraid that the clan is involved in the war in the Central Plains. Once the Han Cavalry has suffered heavy losses, then the rest of the clan is a group of old and weak women, not bullying? This and the Mengyuan people will always make excuses to kill my clan. There is no difference between men, except that one is to use our Northern Liao people as cattle and sheep, and the other is to use our North Liao people as swords. "

"That's why the solution is worried."

Mu Xiaoyao said something, shook his head and didn't dare to think about what kind of disaster it would be for the North Liao people if the North Liao Han Qi was really involved in the war. The northern Liao people are not male, but once the cold cavalry is out, how can the remaining people face the enemy? It must be known that only those beauties of the North Liao nationality are enough to arouse the cowardice of some people. Besides, the Beiliao people still have many war horses.

"I used to think ..."

Wan Yanyun smiled, but there was no happiness in the smile: "My people finally managed to leave the bitter 100,000 mountains, and finally they were no longer deceived by the Yuan people, and finally realized what they had hoped for for many years. Dream ... After entering the Central Plains, you should become particularly happy. Every day you open your eyes, you can feel the warmth of the sun, and every day you open the window, you can see the green eyes ... "

"It's not just the bare snow-capped mountains, it's not just the frozen river ... The people sing songs, hold their hoes and sickles, and work a bit awkwardly and contently in the fields, carefully removing the weeds, lest they break. The delicate seedlings, although they have not adapted to this kind of life, must be extremely happy. The grain they lay in the first year may not be enough, but they will not complain or be sad. From the moment they saw the grain, They will definitely value the food more than gold. "

"When coming back from the field, the guys will open their jackets and complain that the Central Plains is really hot, but they will feel the joy of sweating carefully. They will look like Han people and make a pot of tea. Sitting on a lounger, shaking a fan, listening to the song of a cicada that has never been heard before. They will get used to taking a nap under the warm sun, they will get used to fishing in rivers without ice, and they will get used to rain. It's sultry ... you'll get used to the four seasons. "

Wan Yan Yunshu has not seen these pictures, but she knows that must be the case. She knew her people and the bitter cold of the 100,000 Mountains.

"So, I won't allow anyone to spoil this beauty!"

Wan Yan Yunshu clenched his fists, and there was a glow in his eyes that had never appeared before, so hot.

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Xiang Qingniu was accustomed to watching the scenery from the bow. Fang Jie found that his sight always drifted on those fishing boats. After observing along his line of sight for a long time, Fang Jie finally discovered the mystery ... always on the fishing boat. There are some magnificent young women who can sweat in the winter in very little clothes.

"Does it look good?"

Fang Xie squatted next to Xiang Qingniu, squatting and still shaking like an instigator: "What's more beautiful in the blue building, should I order a detour to Jiangdu? It is said that the place is beautiful and casual, casually You can find a country in a painting ... Don't feel bad about silver, I'm out! "

"You get up!"

Xiang Qingniu said solemnly: "As a Taoist and Taoist leader, I will be so boring and shameless? You haven't found that I'm observing the people's situation very seriously? Realizing the hardship of the people? You see, this is the beauty of working people. Only a puppet like you will think of such a puppet! "

"That's fine."

Fang Xie said with regret: "I originally planned to make a special amount of money for Dao Zun in the account room of Daying. It seems that this money is not necessary. I think it can be changed to a special fund for old age pension. And give it to you later. "

"Pooh!"

Xiang Qingniu glared at him: "But ... Is there such a special money?"

"Absolutely nothing"

Fang Xie said solemnly: "Just make you play. What's the truth?"

Xiang Qingniu sighed and said, "Do you want to play with such an honest, kind and respectful Taoist respect, don't you think it hurts you?"

"I just find it fun."

Fang Xie smiled: "But then again, you haven't told me why you are so afraid of being with women. Is there any tragic childhood? Or is there any lingering love story? Is it in your life? There is a woman who has left you with indelible harm? Let's talk about it, it's so boring along the way, saying something unhappy makes me happy. "

Xiang Qingniu looked at Fang Jie seriously and said, "Are you trying to force me to fight you?"

Fang Xie shook his head: "Don't be so serious, fighting is not fun."

Xiang Qingniu said angrily: "If I could beat you, his mother would have turned you into a pig."

Fang Xie expressed his understanding: "Well, I know that you absolutely haven't lied ... You don't know. It's the most interesting thing to see someone who wants to slap you but doesn't look at you."

Xiang Qingniu looked at Fang Jie, and then sighed, "I'll try to find that Chen Xiaoru under you ..."

Fang Xie laughed and laughed, suddenly his face changed.

In the distance, a dark shadow rushed from the river, stepping on a boat on the river and approaching it like a hawk. His identity was not light, but it was fast enough. Many boats were swung horizontally by him without hurting people. After Fang Xie saw the man clearly, the five-pulse cyclones condensed in the cuffs quietly dispersed.

The ship fell awkwardly, and the ship trembled.

"You stomped my boat, you must pay for it."

Fang Jie looked at the man and said.

"Can I hit a white bar?"

The person who just landed on the boat asked seriously.

Fang Xie shook his head: "You can't hit a white bar, but you can owe debt-pay ..."

He pointed to Xiang Qingniu: "He is panicking."

Xiang Qingniu took a sip: "Well, Dao, I don't have this taste!"

The comer laughed and sat down on the bow of the boat, "Hurry up, order some good wine and good food, and I'm anxious to go back and fight with Jin Shixiong. If not today, I would just look on the fishing boat with a clairvoyance on the waterfront Look at the beauties, and you won't see the two of you at the bow. To be honest, I wasn't sure at first, but I looked carefully for a while before I was convinced that it was you.

The visitor sat down with a big grin and left the Pu Fan behind him. Who is this iconic ugly and iconic Pu Fan?

"You are also a prince now, what's the matter?"

He asked for solutions.

Fang Jie replied: "Bring your wife back to your mother's house ... Do you believe it?"

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"It's a coincidence."

Flutter Tiger took a sip of wine and stuffed a large piece of cooked beef into his mouth: "Every day I'm killing. Jin Shixiong didn't know why he didn't attack. I just stood idle and stood by the river to see the scenery. See you two. "

Fang Xie expressed his understanding: "This thing called Howl is just watching the scenery just like you."

Xiang Qing Niu Yi sipped a glass of wine, staring at Fang Jie fiercely.

"Are you guys showing off love?"

Piaohu looked at Xiang Qingniu and Fang Xieyou's resentful eyes laughed ~ www.readwn.com ~ Xiang Qingniu took a sip: "Master Tiger, if you don't use words, can you ask me first? If the word blind date is used for me and him, how many stunning women on the rivers and lakes will be heartbroken, do you know? Even if you don't think about me, you must also think about the women on the rivers and lakes who love me. Once The four words you said spread out and made everyone mistakenly think that I do n’t love women and men. Do you know how many women will not survive? I am a lover of the masses. Do n’t ruin my good future! ”

Fluttering as he ate meat, he looked at Fang Jie: "You still have a name called Volkswagen?"

Fang Xie took a moment and then moved back: "It's not funny at all!"

Xiang Qingniu grinned, and fluttered alone to show enough goodwill. He was not hostile, but appeared on Fang Jie's ship, just like meeting his old friend. The three of them were drinking and eating meat while talking wildly in Hu Tianhei's dark, saying all the words that were out of bounds, but laughing and heartless.

Hu Hu smiled very happy, but there was always a kind of sadness in his eyes. He was particularly pleased, perhaps just to hide his sadness. Or maybe his friends are too few, so when he saw Fang Jie and Xiang Qingniu, he would feel so happy and kind, and forgot the sadness for the time being.