Conquest

Chapter 529 [The Way of Xia Ya (C) New Student]

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Chapter 529 [The Way of Xia Ya (C) New Student]

Even the first half of life, which can be said to be worthless, and the throne of the Seal of God all the time in the second half of the life, which is lingering in the back-well, please forgive such wording, but for anyone who knows and knows His Excellency Lord Dodoro In terms of this description, this description is absolutely appropriate-even if all life is counted, it can be said that this is the biggest crisis facing Dodoro in his life!

Absolutely.

It can be said that if the goblin **** really made up his mind, he should regard our magician as his first appetizing meal after waking up for tens of thousands of years.

Well, it is no exaggeration to say that no one in this world really has the ability to stop it!

Fortunately, when our lovely Lord Totoro faced this crisis of life and death, he did not feel the martial arts. The sacred king made the sacred king to kill the **** of the night and the throne of the gods. The pride of the world is the strongest. The Zhou royal family will kill the gods of the night, and the throne of the gods will be the best to abandon the world. The throne of the Indian throne begged the world to be the strongest to abandon the Shaozhou royal family to a little pain or danger.

The reason is simple: At that time he was already completely unconscious.

Therefore, Doodor was lucky not to witness such an encounter: he was almost thrown on the fire and grilled as food ...

Therefore, Doodor did not know how he managed to survive the danger.

Therefore, in his subsequent career—becoming the most loyal dog tu Xia of Master Xia ’s life, Dodoro occasionally questioned this escape, how exactly his master Xia was successful at the time Stop the goblin **** from eating himself like something like a lamb chop.

But ... unfortunately, our magician has never got an accurate answer about the key part of this.

Of course, it was our master Charya Tǐng who came out to save the poor magician, and this is beyond doubt.

But ... how did you save it? The answer ... There seem to be several versions.

One version is based on Master Xia Leiming's own account:

At that time, when the terrible goblin **** regarded the poor magician as delicious food and prepared to be thrown into the fire, our great, brave, upright, Master Xia Ya with a kind heart, Firm, and resolutely stood out. The righteous words severely condemned this bad behavior of the Goblin God. He told the soul deeply that he was deeply introspected and pointed directly at the hearts of the people. He persuaded the cruel Goblin God and was ashamed and finally realized ...

Well, this version is also the most widely circulated.

Regarding the credibility of this version, after hearing about it, the famous master Ruhr also expressed his views in the same sense:

"This is a true and credible fact. As for whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway."

...

In this version, the only slight and almost negligible doubt is ...

Totoro clearly remembered that when he woke up from the dark, he had been stripped of his clothes, like a faded r 的 pig, lying neatly by the fire, and our sweet and lovely Xia Leiming Master, he was standing beside him, and he was holding a bottle of ketchup and the like in his hands.

Oh yes, that's exactly the bottle of ketchup!

Of course, we must not doubt the character of Master Xia, who is respectful, lovely, consistent with words and deeds, as always! !! We should absolutely believe the various explanations of Lord Xia about why he stood with a bottle of spices in his hand and stood beside Dodoro! !!

...

What exactly is the truth, no one can get an accurate answer. One of the parties is Dodoro.

However, after many years, at a very meaningful grand banquet, Master Xia Leiming, who poured almost a full barrel of spirits, was drunk ... oh yes, that banquet was exactly A celebratory banquet to congratulate Lord Dodoro officially passing the examination of a senior magician.

At that time, Dr. Xia, who was almost drunk, was so unstable that he pointed at the equally drunk Dodoro and said, "Well, if it wasn't for the red bean cake that year, where is the teacher today?" ... now you have become the dung of a worm ... if there is a worm in that crystal mine. "

No one knows what Master Xia ’s words mean when he is drunk.

However, perhaps another important figure may provide some important clues.

This character is: Lancelot.

Yes, Lancelot. It was that Uncle Xia passed the restaurant on the road. The owner of the restaurant killed his dog to make food for Xia ’s silver coin. Later, he was robbed and killed by a húnhún in the village because of a silver coin. The orphan was taken in by Xia, and later became the adopted son of Xia, whose official name became "Lancelot? Xia", Lancelot.

The clue provided by Lancelot is:

"The three of them left at the time, but left me in that abandoned stone yard and waited. I waited for a day and a night, and then finally returned to them. At that time, the adults rushed into the door as if they were crazy. When I saw me, my face was full of movement and excitement. He grabbed my collar and called me, 'What about the red bean cakes you made? Are you there? Take them out, take them all out! Go for more Don't ask how much you do, how much you do! 'I was frightened at the time, you know, the adult turned into a goblin at that time, I only saw one goblin grabbing at me and yelled, and I even tutu softened. ... well, I remember so much.

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Red bean cake, this is a very important clue.

At the same time, it is worth mentioning that the "Lancelot Charya", that is, the boy adopted by Xia Leiming, did not later become a powerful man because he had such a high-weight adoptive father. He did not join the army No politics.

But after he was an adult, he re-established his old business and ran a very famous restaurant in Didu, becoming a well-known chef. His best thing is the delicious red bean cake. It is said that the red bean cake he made with delicious tomato sauce became one of the most famous delicious desserts in Emperor Capital. Throughout his life, he has been rich and colorful, becoming the most famous chef of the empire, the richest businessman of the empire, creating many wonderful dishes, and also marrying three wives like hua yù—of course, that is another Story, we don't need to know much here.

...

And letting go of the heavy mist, let us take a guess and restore everything that was actually born at that time.

...

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The goblin **** has stretched out his green claws and hugged a large tutu of Dodoro-that pose is like a pouting child holding a beautiful pig's trotters.

By this time, Charlie was already scared. He was too late to think too much, and only screamed and darted at Dodoro's body, holding Dodoro tightly in his hands.

"?????"

The Goblin God let go of his hand and looked at Charlie in doubt.

Charya had a dry throat, facing the green eyes looking at himself, and he really didn't know what to say—the goblin language he knew was too poor, and the language of the current goblin and the ancient goblin language, There are also big differences.

Soon, Charlie noticed a gloom in the other's eyes: that look had become agitated and impatient. Similarly, the spirit of the goblin constantly swallowing saliva, let Xia know that if you do not think of a way as soon as possible, I am afraid ...

At this moment, Charya held Doodor's hand and suddenly came to something!

It was a cloth bag hidden by Doodor in his arms, and a layer of clean white cloth wrapped in layers. It was soft in Doodor's arms.

He immediately remembered that this was the dry food made by Lancelot last night, which he took with him in preparation for the underground expedition.

"Red bean cake !!!"

As soon as Charya's eyes lighted up, she quickly came out and opened, and then handed to the goblin **** who had drooling in front of her eyes.

He tried his best to communicate with each other.

Pointing to Dodoro on the ground: "Soso, dead base, dead base!" (This food is bad, bad.)

Holding up the red bean cake in his hand: "Soso, Oke Oke!" (This is delicious!)

...

This incident leads to three conclusions:

First, it is clear that person u is really not delicious.

Secondly, Lancelot's cooking is really great.

As for the third conclusion, it sounds a little ironic.

The God of Goblin, the most wisest goblin in ancient times, used the power and wisdom of the entire family, and worked for hundreds of years to create such a powerful creature. One should be the strongest standing at the top of all food chains. .

It ... it actually loves vegetarian food!

...

Looking at those pieces of red bean cake, they just entered the green mouth in an instant, and then almost directly omitted the chewing process and swallowed it.

Those green eyes brightened a bit, and then looked at Charya again.

Xia knew that he was right.

This **** green **** (please forgive such wording, but in a way, this creature that is said to have integrated a lot of races is indeed an out-of-the-box bastard), and actually likes vegetarian!

"Ok Ook !!!" The Goblin **** cheered and rushed to Xia Ya, but it was obviously not satisfied, and shouted holding Xia Oke Oke's still.

Xia wiped the cold sweat and pointed at the exit of the ng acupoint above her head: "Soso ... Soso ..."

The meaning is simple: food, outside.

The goblin **** immediately calmed down, released Xia, his hands drooping, looking so honest and honest, but his eyes stared at Xia's eyes, it was really innocent and a little creepy.

Xia almost resisted the horror and shock in her heart, carried Doodor on his shoulders, and then took the goblin god, ready to leave.

However, Xia did not forget his "good friend" Ada.

The golden dragon that had been maimed was also carried by Xia.

In this way, such a strange combination, left this underground crystal mine.

When coming out of the ground cracks, the fresh air came on, the sun was so brilliant, Xia took a deep breath, and there was a sound of cheering and joy behind him.

"Oke Oke! Oke Oke!"

The green figure jumped up and down behind him, raised his arms up to the sun in the sky, and screamed, wondering what it meant.

It can be seen that this guy is very happy.

Then, this guy started yelling at Charya again.

"Soso !!"

...

He dashed back to the quarry, and Lancelot, who was waiting here, was caught by Xia directly from his sleep. Then Xia called like a starving ghost: "Red bean cake! You make Where is the red bean cake !!! Take it all out! If not enough, do it again, how much to do! "

Lancelot screamed, looking at the goblin who sounded in front of Master Charya.

"It's me! Xia!" Xia gritted her teeth. "No time to explain the Seal of the Seal of God, do as I say!"

What makes Lancelot bewildered is that the last word of this master Charya: "It is up to you to maintain world peace !!!"

Fortunately, Lancelot is an industrious child. He has already prepared the food and it is enough for three people.

Watching the goblin **** cheering and grabbing all the red bean cakes, then throw them directly into his mouth and swallow them. Charya let out a long breath.

Then he started nervously searching for food.

It is not easy to satisfy the appetite of this green hybrid.

Xia Ya was an excellent hunter, and he ran out immediately, but in a moment's effort, he caught two rock sheep-with the ability of a strong one, this kind of thing is too easy.

When he peeled and washed the rock sheep, and roasted it on the fire, the aroma of roasted u and the taste of sheep fat blended and fluttered out. What surprised Xia was that the green hybrid was even seen. Didn't look at it here!

Oh, at first, it might be a curious glance, and then just shrugged his nose about the aroma of roasting u, and his face actually gave an unpleasant expression.

When Xia tried to pass a piece of roasted roasted lamb u, the green **** took it and sniffed it, and threw it aside: "Dead!" (Not good.)

Charya sighed.

Well, it seems we need flour, a lot of flour. There are also red beans, a lot of red beans.

Within a half day, a strange green goblin appeared in a town within a few hundred miles of the surrounding area. This goblin swept all the flour and red beans in the town, and then dropped a few pieces of gold.

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"When can this guy be full?"

Looking at the green **** sitting in a pile of red bean cakes, Xia was alert.

What made Charlie a little more relieved was that when this guy was enjoying the food, he didn't forget to send a piece to his own hands, and his eyes were full of joy: "Soso! Soso!"

Charlie was always worried about one thing: she had mastered the words of Goblin. If this authentic goblin **** talks to himself with a long story, then I'm afraid I will wear it out immediately.

But strangely, this green hybrid didn't do that at all. The way it speaks is really like the descendants of the ancient goblin who now live on the wildfire field. When speaking, it is also a word-by-word exodus, without any coherent sentences.

It's like ... like a child who learns to talk ...

Ok? ? !! !!

Learn to speak! !! !!

The idea that Xia flashed suddenly was caught by him immediately!

This is an amazing guess!

Child ... child ...

child! !! !! !!

Yes! !! That's it!

child! !! !!

Xia Ya twisted his tutu hard and fiercely, and the pain made him calm down immediately.

He stood up, walked back and forth a few steps beside the green thing, carefully looked at each other's movements, his eyes ... and then he became more and more sure of his ridiculous guess.

child! That's right! !!

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How the Goblin God was created. This question is not difficult to answer.

The ancient goblins gathered the wisdom elites of the entire family. The Seal of the Seal of Thousands of Years collected specimens of many races, gathered the strengths of many races, and finally created such a perfect creature. "God", a powerful creature with few weaknesses.

But ... in fact?

Even the most powerful and perfect creature has one thing in common.

Strength can be inherited, talents can be endowed ... but even the most powerful people or creatures, when they are born in this world, will never have one thing at once.

Mind!

It's the mind, not wisdom, not IQ.

Maybe some people are inherently smart, and their reaction, observation, analysis, and learning ability are outstanding. But it is impossible for the mind to be acquired at the moment of birth.

No matter how wise a wise man is, when he is born, he needs someone to teach him how to eat, how to speak ... teach him everything.

Maybe this goblin god, all his talents are extremely powerful and perfect, but at least, when he was born, his mind was actually a blank piece of paper!

So, is this Goblin God a blank piece of paper?

Think carefully about that goblin diary. The general who created the Goblin God Zone, and at the last moment when the entire clan was about to be destroyed, released the "Goblin God" who had just created.

Yes, last minute!

After releasing this goblin god, the last remaining goblin will soon be completely destroyed. They don't have the time to seal the throne to give the new life the education it deserves.

And this newborn goblin god, no one came to teach it anything! It's a blank piece of paper!

What can be inferred is that many races at that time, even the smart elves, seemed to ignore such a simple truth!

They just saw a powerful goblin **** released, but did not realize that this terrible thing was actually a blank piece of paper.

They just panicked and took up their weapons, putting on a hostile attitude. Can't wait to kill this newborn.

result……

Although the Goblin God is just a new born, after all, it has powerful instincts and talents, just those many races trying to rush to kill it, which led to its instinctive counterattack and hostility.

A new and powerful life, if you treat it as a friend, it will treat you as a friend. If you treat it as an enemy, it will treat you as an enemy.

and so……

No wonder when it was awake just below the ground, it immediately took a hostile attitude towards the sacred dragon, and severely damaged the sacred dragon. To Dodoro, this human was directly regarded as an enemy or even food. But Xia, who turned into a goblin, was friendly, as shown in Table 1.

It may indeed be very powerful. Hundreds of thousands of coalition forces of many ancient races, plus countless top powerful men, could not kill it. It may easily beat a hundred strong men, but its mind, in fact ... I am really not much higher than a three-year-old child.

As for the goblin words ...

Perhaps during the creation of the God Zone, the ancient goblins who created it said that after hearing a little bit of it, they remember to learn these words.

As for the fact that it knew it was going to make a fire to bake Dodo ... I'm afraid it was also the impression left by other ethnic races when they were cooking and facing the coalition siege of many races.

Maybe xìng is infinite.

So Xia decided to bet once.

This has to bet.

Because, he was very clear that the last deformation magic performed by Dodoro had the effect of the Throne of Time Seal. Once the Throne of Time Seal had arrived and the magic had subsided, he would change back to the appearance of a human being.

With a stingy mood, Xia went to the goblin **** and sat down.

This green thing immediately enthusiastically handed over a piece of red bean cake, and then stared at Charlie.

Charlie sighed.

Then he stretched out his fingers and drew a few patterns on the ground. Although rough, it was simple and clear.

He painted two people, looking like a goblin and a human. There are two people hugging together, some holding hands, some sitting side by side.

Then, Xia Ya pointed at these patterns, the words were round, and slowly said in human language: "Friend."

"..." The green thing immediately mí looked, it looked at Xia, and then looked at the people on the ground, and finally his eyes fell on the two people sitting side by side.

There was a smile on his face.

"friend."

Watching this green ng word spit out 1ù, Xia Ya was relieved in her heart, and said again: "Friend."

He paused and added: "Friend! Ok Okok!"

The goblin **** is laughing, and he is kind. Pointing at the two people sitting side by side on the ground, he pointed at himself and Charya who was sitting next to him: "Friend! Okok!"

Maybe, it still doesn't understand the true meaning of the word "friend", but it warmly hugged Xia, and the enthusiastic voice and eyes, even Xia, suddenly gave birth to an inexplicable touch.

Life should always be like this.

Is not it?

...

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Countless patterns have been drawn on the ground of the historical materials field.

In some designs, several people are fighting each other, holding swords and swords in their hands and fighting each other. Xia pointed to these patterns: "Enemies, dead base dead base!"

Obviously, such a pattern caused some very bad memories of this green thing. It immediately expressed its hatred and disgust, and gritted its teeth: "Enemies, enemies! Dead base, dead base!"

Xia Ya pointed to the red bean cake: "Food! Eat! Sosso! Oke Oke!"

Xia Ya pointed to the red sun in the sky: "Sun! Oak Oak!"

Charlie picked up the water bottle with clear liquids everywhere: "Water, Oak Oak!"

Charlie points to ...

Charlie took out ...

Charya ...

Finally, when the sun went down, Xia, who was sitting next to this green thing, suddenly appeared a light on his body. After the halo faded, his green skin began to return to normal, and the original human appearance appeared little by little ...

Witnessing the whole process of Xia ’s change, this green thing started to express a vigilant expression, it immediately jumped up, and then unveiled in the eyes, 1ù showed a feeling of hatred and anger, and even it had stretched out to Xia Get out! At his fingertips, a black light burst out.

But just when his fingertips almost touched Char's ng chamber.

"friend!"

Charya uttered such a word very clearly.

Instantly, that finger stopped in front of his ng.

In the green eyes, the eyes of hatred and anger gradually faded, beginning to be suspicious, blank, and finally, a little bit, a kind look.

Finally, he dropped his hand, looked at Charlie, and blinked.

"friend?"

Xia Ya was relieved, and he knew that he seemed to be betting right.

...

When Dododo woke up, he felt a little cold, and looked down, his body as smooth as a newborn baby.

Not far away is the fire, the grill rack has been set up, and a row of seasoning bottles are placed next to it, salt, pepper, sauce ...

Then, Master Xia, who was smiling so kindly, stood in front of himself, holding a bottle of ketchup in his hand.

Totoro immediately sweated all over his body.

Nightmare! This must be a nightmare! !! !!

"Old ~ www.readwn.com ~ Master, beside, why is there a fire stand next to it?"

"Oh, because I want to prepare a barbecue."

"Master, why do you have these spices?"

"Oh, because I want to make a delicious roast."

"Old, sir, why am I naked?"

"Oh, because I used your clothes to set fire."

"Master, why do you hold tomato sauce?"

As soon as Saya had finished speaking, her hand was crooked, and a little tomato sauce was sprinkled on Dodoro's body. The poor magician yelled, rolled his eyes, and fainted again.

"Strange ... I gave him red bean cake kindly, why did I faint again? But then, the red bean cake tasted really good with tomato sauce ..."