Consumer male god

"Xiao Han, you don't usually have the habit of drinking tea, right?"

Lao Pan's first sentence when he initiated a small talk didn't seem like a casual question.

Han Lie felt it, but he didn't think anything of it and didn't answer anything.

"Indeed not."

Lao Pan immediately "educated" him: "Drinking tea is good! Cultivating one's moral character and cultivating patience can make a man calm, which is much better than drinking Coke!"

The boys who drink Coke are all little boys who have not grown up. What do they look like!

You have to learn..."

What's the meaning?

Why doesn't it sound like a simple criticism?

While Han Lie was thinking about it, another conversation took place in the sofa area of ​​the living room at the same time.

Zhao Anni asked: "Nanny, today's dishes are all your favorites. What will you and Tingting drink later? Do you want to drink some red wine with your mother?"

Pan Ge calmly replied with three words: "Drink Coke!"

"Yo? How strange..."

Zhao Anni was even more calm than she was, smiling and nodding.

"Okay, I'm the second oldest today. You can drink whatever you want. But I haven't prepared that thing at home. Why don't you go buy it?"

Xi Luting responded stupidly: "Pan Pan, I'll go with you!"

Pan Ge pulled her, took out her cell phone, and lowered her head.

"I'll call the supermarket. If I buy one box at a time, they should deliver it."

Zhao Anni didn't stop him, she just smiled meaningfully and looked sideways at Han Lie.

Han Lie didn't see that look in his eyes, but after hearing their chat, he suddenly had an idea and finally understood.

Okay!

Are the emotional father-in-law and mother-in-law trying to support each other?

Wow, it’s so obscure...

Pan's father and Pan's mother all talked about the same thing - Pan Ge didn't like drinking Coke, and he didn't like boys who drank Coke as water.

The person Pan Ge admires should be a man with a calm temperament and patience.

Of course, they are no longer so sure about this.

They all brought Xi Luting home, who knows if she still likes men?

So they just hinted at it a little bit.

It's your ability to realize it.

If you don't realize it, then you are so naive that you can outplay Pan Ge.

If we think about it more deeply, it is obvious that the eldest brother and sister-in-law have not accepted Han Lie's death. Tests and observations are still everywhere.

We couldn't be happier that you have the ability to take down Pan Ge.

If you can't do it, we can't help you too much. After all, your daughter is yours and you have to feel sorry for her.

After thinking about it, Han Lie was in awe of the family.

They are all gods...

Daily communication is like guessing riddles!

Xi Luting called Pan Ge a black heart and a white lotus. To be reasonable, how could she not be evil after growing up in such a family environment?

No wonder she has no interest in boys her own age...

Judging conservatively, out of 10,000 boys of the same age, only one can keep up with her thinking.

Han Lie figured out what was going on, and Lao Pan started talking about tea again.

“My tea was picked up cheaply at the Duyun Maojian New Tea Auction the year before last.

On that occasion, Duyun Company in southern Guizhou released three cans of ‘Duyun Maojian Special Treasure Tea King’, one can of 150g, each with a price tag.

I went with Fuxing Lao Guo at the time, and we agreed that I would let him bid for the first bid, each would depend on his or her ability for the second bid, and he would let me bid for the third bid.

As a result, the first bid was 70,500, which was won by Lao Lin from Guangdong Province.

The competition for the second bid became more intense, and together we raised the price to 100,000 yuan!

When the third bid came, there were already people who were bound to win it, but Lao Guo couldn't get it. Then he watched helplessly as I won it for 50,000 yuan, and no one else dared to compete with me...

For the same can of tea, his was twice as expensive as mine. He was so angry that he slammed the table on the spot... Hahahaha! "

Han Lie listened carefully, and then he was stunned.

Damn it!

The resurgent Lao Guo!

Brother, what are you doing?

If you have such a good relationship with a big boss, you must at least be a big boss, right?

While he was confused, Lao Pan suddenly expressed a meaningful emotion.

“So, it’s never easy to get something you love that many people are fighting for.

It takes both strategy and patience.

First of all, you have to eliminate the key factors, and then make a decision before taking action. You can't rush for success. The last blow will be hit, and you can't give others a chance to react...

Ouch, my pot of tea tastes better than Lao Guo’s box of tea! "

Taught, Taught!

My son-in-law feels your determination to be my father!

However, deep down in his heart, it was completely opposite on the surface. Han Lie's calmness was even worse than that of an old turtle.

"I'll taste it."

There are only seven words in total, not one more.

You can't say that he was disrespectful. He sat there with a straight face and a very respectful attitude.

As a result, Lao Pan became anxious and depressed.

Did you understand or not?

Also, do you like our daughter?

Finally, we are a team, can you have a heart-to-heart with dad? !

sorry, can not.

My son-in-law’s trip today has three purposes.

One is watching the fun.

A comprehensive assessment of both.

All three reveal themselves.

In other words, before the results of the comprehensive evaluation came out, Han Lie only planned to show off himself initially. It was impossible to express his position. At most, he just wanted to watch the excitement.

As for what to evaluate…

Simply put – assess the pros and cons of being deeply entangled with Pange.

If there is no good enough thing, whoever falls in love will fall in love, anyway, I won’t do it.

"Suck~~~"

Han Lie took a sip of the tea soup. It tasted sweet, and his lips and teeth were filled with saliva. He immediately let out a sigh of satisfaction.

“Good tea!”

Old Pan's eyebrows were beaming and he was in a good mood.

"Really? The annual output of this Duyun Maojian King is less than one kilogram. Uncle, my taste in tea is quite trustworthy..."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah!"

Han Lie nodded obediently, with an expression of admiration, as if a crouching dragon and a phoenix were facing Wang Duoyu, and they were extremely arrogant.

Pan Ge saw it from a distance and immediately gritted his teeth.

After drinking two cups of tea and chatting for a while, my aunt informed me that the food was ready.

So Lao Pan waved his hand: "Let's go, kids, let's go eat!"

Over there, Zhao Anni and Xi Luting were already chatting lively. Although the conversation was relatively superficial, they had successfully narrowed the distance.

As soon as her husband spoke, she immediately pulled the two girls affectionately towards the restaurant.

One in each hand, no distinction at all.

Pan Ge's restaurant is also very large and has two restaurants.

A window-facing room dedicated to eating Chinese food, and an open Western-style restaurant with a long dining table.

Today we had Chinese food.

As soon as Han Lie entered the room, he was surprised by the dishes on the dining table.

Most people's home-cooked Chinese food is home-cooked, and they rarely pay attention to the presentation. Her family is different, the dishes are too formal.

Not only is the presentation extremely exquisite, even the plates themselves have their own specifications.

Good guy, what a rich family that never gets tired of food...

Han Lie glanced at the table full of dishes and could only identify two things - lobster boats and hairy crabs.

Apart from that, he had never seen even the fried vegetables on the table.

Highlight an outrageous one.

Sitting around a dining table that could seat at least 10 people, Han Lie and Xi Luting were both slightly cautious.

However, Han Lie was still able to remain calm and did not belittle himself.

Xi Luting took the initiative to move next to Pan Ge.

She was a little uneasy.

It happened that Han Lie was on Pan Ge's left side. She was still sulking at the doggy man, so she took the initiative to lean to the right.

As a result, they were the only two people in the audience who were closest to each other, closer than the distance between Lao Pan and his wife.

The two looked at each other and smiled.

With a click, Lao Pan's blood pressure suddenly rose.

"Ahem!"

After coughing twice, Lao Pan suddenly didn't know what to say and sighed silently in his heart.

"Come on, use your chopsticks and eat while it's hot!"

Pan's father and Pan's mother didn't do what they did at a formal banquet, and just picked up the chopsticks.

Zhao Anni also paid special attention to Xi Luting: "You're welcome, Tingting. You and Pan Ge are good friends. Coming here is like going home. Eat whatever you like!"

Brother Lie secretly laughed in his heart: If Xi Luting is really fine and comes here, are you going to go crazy?

Xi Luting didn't think too much and started using his chopsticks happily.

In order to show courtesy, she deliberately picked up a crab from the right front, which was closer to herself and farther from Pan Ge, and put it on Pan Ge's plate.

“Pan Pan, here’s your favorite crab!”

Pan Ge smiled sweetly, picked up a small fragrant yellow flower from the left front and gave it back to Xi Luting.

"Try this fish, it's steamed with rice wine."

This girl never fails to do anything during big festivals!

As a result, Lao Pan and Lao Zhao both turned green.

However, the two people's coping methods were completely different. Lao Pan went directly to Han Lie and said in a menacing voice: "Xiao Han, can you have a drink?"

You need to drink something...

Han Lie almost peeed with laughter and nodded hurriedly: "Okay, I'll drink some with you."

Zhao Anni calmly poured a full cup of Coke for Pan Ge with a smile: "Drink what you ordered!"

Pan Ge's delicate little face suddenly became bitter.

"Don't like it?"

Zhao Anni smiled mischievously: "The red beer, you choose another one?"

Pan Ge subconsciously looked at Xi Luting.

When was the Queen's Court ever afraid?

He asked eagerly: "How about we drink some red wine with Auntie?"

OK...

Thinking that it was at home, Pan Ge reluctantly agreed.

After a while, everyone had wine in their glasses. Lao Pan cheered up, raised his glass and made a speech.

“Today is an ordinary day, but it is also a day worth celebrating.

Our family, Pan Ge, has always been quiet and introverted, and rarely invites friends to our home for dinner. Today’s gathering proves that Nannan has two more good friends. Pan Ge’s mother and I are deeply gratified!

Xiaohan and Tingting, thank you for coming, and I hope you will come often...

Come, let’s raise a toast together and celebrate tonight! "

This is a regular customer of the wine shop, who is particularly good at finding meaning and sublimating themes.

In fact, he is just looking for excuses to get everyone drunk.

Han Lie didn't care. His ability to drink was already good, but after upgrading his physique and health, he was no longer afraid.

"Okay! As you wish, I'll drink to you!"

The first one cheered, and then drank generously, emptying the glass of Wuliangye directly.

Lao Pan laughed and scolded: "Can I owe you wine?"

A toast followed.

Pan Ge and Xi Luting were startled and looked at Zhao Anni.

It turned out that she was a heroic girl, so she drank a third of the glass of red wine in one gulp, and then added with a smile: "The first glass is of great significance, and I have to accompany you."

When the two girls heard this, they felt that this was the case, so drink it!

So a collective toast was made.

Not long after, Zhao Anni came for another round.

Han Lie finally understood that this was a black and white evil spirit, and they came here today to trick people.

Feeling that he was drunk enough to drink his old father-in-law, Han Lie restrained himself a little and drank only the second cup, then sipped it slowly.

Fortunately, he was not the focus of the attack, and Black and White did not force him.

Pan Ge and Xi Luting, two newbies, were in dire straits.

How could they possibly outplay Zhao Anni?

Those who were fooled, one after another.

Even though Zhao Anni drinks more, they both have poor drinking tolerance!

After a while, both of them were on top, their faces were flushed, and their eyes were as moist as water.

Then start "small talk" with a clear purpose.

"You two have such a good relationship..."

Zhao Anni sighed with a very nostalgic expression: "I used to have a good best friend who was prettier than me. Unfortunately, after she was cheated by a scumbag, she stopped kissing me..."

If he mentioned anything else, they might not react much.

As soon as they mentioned the scumbag, they immediately became energetic.

"Dog men are so annoying!"

"That's right! You're flirting and cheating everywhere, and you're so proud of it!"

"Yes, yes, run away when you're full and don't do anyone else's business!"

"Be confident when spending your money, and look sad when spending other people's money!"

"You even stole a girl's spoon, can you believe it?!"

"What can't you believe? I've seen four boats with my feet!"

"Bah! That's disgusting!"

"Don't give me a chance, otherwise I will arrange all the little whips and candles for him!"

"Okay! By the way, don't forget your dog leash and collar!"

The two sisters scolded Sang and Huai, making Han Lie bloody.

Both of them were angry today, and if they drank some more wine, their mouths would suddenly lose their grip.

It's so satisfying to vent.

Then... Lao Pan and Lao Zhao almost went crazy.

Good guy!

What do you usually play? !

(╯‵□′)╯︵┴─┴

┴─┴︵╰（‵□′╰）

The two of them turned a table against each other. They were so angry that their scalps exploded and their eyes turned black.

When I calmed down a little, I felt frightened again.

My poor girl, do you hate men to this extent now? !

Obviously, the old couple misunderstood.

Dog man is not a contemptuous term for all men, but a term that belongs to a certain person...

As for that certain person... he was hanging his head, covering his forehead with one hand, pinching his temples hard, and his shoulders were twitching.

If I don't work hard, I'm going to do the splits.

"well……"

Lao Pan sighed, feeling a little pitiful for Xiao Han.

Although it is still unclear whether the person he likes is his own girl or Xi Luting, it is obvious that it is a tragedy to like anyone.

If everyone likes it... it's tragic!

call……

What a good kid...

"Xiao Han, come on, have a drink!"

Meili hurriedly bit his lower lip, raised his glass tremblingly, and said two concise words: "Cheers!"

Then he raised his head and drank it all.

Pan Shengwu clearly saw that Xiao Han's eyes were slightly red and there were tears in the corners of his eyes.

That kind of pain...can't hide it!

"Hey, slow down, slow down! Why are you so anxious, kid?"

Lao Pan complained and felt distressed.

Han Lie thought to himself: It won't work if we don't hurry up, I'm afraid of coughing up...

"Uncle Pan, I'm fine...ahem!"

Han Lie coughed twice and suddenly smiled: "It's your turn, Uncle Pan."

"good!"

Lao Pan admires this kind of man the most, who is forbearing and silent, who licks his own wounds and tastes his own pains.

Those who can achieve great things will never expose their weaknesses to anyone!

pity?

A man never needs sympathy!

Lao Pan was so proud that he took the initiative to reveal the bottom of the cup after toasting, showing his extraordinary respect for Han Lie.

You must know that it is impossible for elders and juniors, superiors and subordinates, to behave like this.

Han Lie was a little confused.

What's going on?

And Lao Pan was still boasting incomprehensively: "Xiao Han, you are a capable person..."

"???"

What can I... do? !

The two men were talking nonsense, but the atmosphere was lively enough.

When the two instigators saw that Han Lie was still in the mood to drink, they glared over and snorted angrily.

"snort!"

Did we just curse each other for nothing about our relationship?

That specifies no.

It's definitely not in vain.

Zhao Anni frowned tightly and suddenly realized that she could not go on like this.

The two of them are already quite unscrupulous and must not be tolerated any longer.

If you can't be gentle, then use force!

As long as Lao Pan can confirm that Han Lie's ability is fine later, I don't care whether you like it or not?

Hurry up and give me a grandson!

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Although there is only one chapter a day, the average word count is quite a lot...

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