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This scene is shocking and ridiculous.

The elder brothers were all dumbfounded.

What are you doing?

Sitting in the main room with the lights off in the middle of the night chanting sutras?

And...where are Shan Zihao and Kong Yize?

At a glance, the dormitory was empty except for Han Lie himself.

Fang Tongzhi, Liu Yingjun, and Wang Xiaotian blocked the door and scanned the dormitory. The moment they saw the closet, their scalps were so numb that they were about to explode.

I'll ride your horse!

No, no, no, no? !

The news about Brother Jue spread widely among the college students. At first glance, everyone did not find anyone in the dormitory, but at the second glance, they saw the pervert Lie playing with a hammer. A bad premonition suddenly appeared in their hearts, and their thoughts were extremely distorted. sharp.

"Han, Young Master Han..."

Wang Xiaotian swallowed hard and asked tremblingly: "Where are Shan Zihao and Kong Yize?"

Dang!

Han Lie suddenly knocked down with a hammer, and the metal ladder made a loud sound.

The eldest brothers were so frightened that they almost thought that Han Lie was going to get angry and kill everyone.

As for Zhou Ci and Xiaohu...

He had already shrunk far away, ready to run away at any moment.

As a result, Han Lie made no other move. He just narrowed his eyes behind the door and asked coldly: "Who told you two to get up?"

oh!

Fang Tongzhi and others suddenly realized it. They took a few steps forward and looked back——

Good guy, behind the door, against the wall, are two unlucky guys kneeling together!

Sure enough, it's here!

But...are you concerned? !

The eyes of the eldest brother became very subtle. Looking at the two "devout believers" who were kneeling straight, they felt that Gil was a fantasy.

Scholars can be killed but not humiliated. What a shame for you two!

Hey, we're here, wake up!

Shan Zihao and Kong Yize had already been tortured to the point of numbness by Han Lie, and they couldn't even react at the first time.

Until Shan Zihao suddenly saw Fang Tongzhi, he finally woke up, as if he saw his biological father, and begged for mercy with snot and tears: "Brother, come and save me!"

Fang Tongzhi just took a step forward and was about to speak when a strong fishy smell hit his face.

Lao Fang turned around silently and walked towards Han Lie.

"Young Master Zhou, take Zihao to wash his face."

High emotional intelligence: wash your face.

Low EQ: Go change your pants quickly, don’t be embarrassed here!

Zhou Ci: Grass! convex

Shan Zihao didn't know how much everyone disliked him. His tense nerves finally relaxed and his whole body became soft.

Oh my god, you can finally get out of here, bye bye, you damn pervert!

Kong Yize also came to life.

You shouldn’t be hammered again...right?

Who cares, whoever stops me from going to the toilet again, I will fight him tooth and nail!

Kong Yize climbed up slowly and stiffly, hunched his waist, turned around and rushed towards 405.

Han Lie didn't stop him.

Fang Tongzhi and others had seen the miserable situation of Shan Zihao and Kong Yize, and felt that they were not easy to mess with, so it was almost time to stop.

I didn’t really plan to do anything to them, so it was just right to have someone help me get down the steps.

Han Lie hung the claw hammer on the ladder, put down the Buddhist scriptures, and put on a warm smile.

"Brother Fang, Brother Jun, my little brother and I were joking around, why did I alert you?"

Fang Tongzhi's mouth twitched.

Good guy, this is the first time I have seen such a tragic scene.

One was frightened to pee, one was bleeding, one was nauseated and vomited, and only Kong Yize was left intact...

Awesome!

Fang Tongzhi, Liu Yingjun, and Wang Xiaotian admire Han Lie very much. They have been in this school for a year and three months and have fought a lot, but no one can achieve such a record.

It's not that they can't do it, it's that Han Lie is too outrageous.

Fang Tongzhi was about to speak when he heard a roar behind him and couldn't help but turn around.

"Open the door!"

"Boom, boom, boom!"

Kong Yize banged on the door of dormitory 405, anxious and fierce, not knowing why he was crazy.

In the room, Xiao Cheng, Haitao, and Daniuzi looked at each other, but no one moved.

Finally, everyone looked at Huang Wei.

Huang Wei pulled back hard and cursed in a low voice: "Why are you looking at me?"

Xiao Cheng asked: "Are you really not going to open it?"

"Open the chicken feathers!"

"in spite of!"

"Yeah, who knows what's going on?"

"Okay, then no one will stop shouting!"

After successfully reaching a consensus, the boys let out a long sigh of relief.

Looking into each other's eyes, a warm affection arose spontaneously.

The four younger brothers have been waiting in fear for the screams coming from the other side since the door of their dormitory was blown shut by the wind.

As a result, I didn't expect anything. The opposite side was as dead as a tomb.

So, the longer the brothers waited, the more frightened they became.

Isn't this horse stamping much more terrifying than the screams?

If there had been a loud fight at that time, everyone would have calmed down long ago.

However, since there was a "bang" and someone closed the door opposite, there has been no sound from 404. Do you think it is scary or not?

Listening to the movement in the corridor, two of them must have run away. Then there are two left trapped in 404. Where are the people? !

Damn it, I can’t think about it!

They pretended to be dead and kept silent, but Kong Yize was in a panic.

"Huang Wei, open the door quickly!"

"Xiaocheng, I'll draft the master!"

"Brother Wei, open the door, please..."

From hard to soft, from domineering to pitiful, it only takes less than 10 seconds.

Kong Yize's face turned red, and veins stretched out on his forehead. Later, he even covered his stomach with his hands, banged his forehead against the door, and almost burst into tears.

Xiao Cheng hesitated a little and looked at Huang Wei again: "It seems like everything is okay? Otherwise..."

Huang Wei slowly lit a cigarette, took a strong drag, and shook his head resolutely.

"Don't be fooled. I know Han Lie. He wants to trick us out and deal with us one by one!"

"oh!"

The brothers suddenly understood and gave thumbs up.

Fortunately, you are there, Viagra!

…

At the door of 404, Liu Yingjun couldn't stand it anymore, frowned and asked: "What on earth do you want to do, Ozawa?"

I! think! superior! toilet! Place!

Kong Yize regretted it so much. He shouldn't have knocked on the door of room 405 for the sake of face just now. He might as well have taken advantage of Brother Fang to withstand Han Lie and solved the problem directly in 404...

Now, it's too late to regret!

Kong Yize's whole body was already stretched to the point of destruction. He looked up at Liu Yingjun, revealing a weak smile with despair, despair with relief, and relief with a hint of indulgence...

Then, he roared with all his strength: "Huang Wei, I will kill you!"

"Pfft---tsk!"

After a long muffled sound, a smell visible to the naked eye began to permeate the air...

d(д)

Fang Tongzhi, Liu Yingjun, Wang Xiaotian, Zhou Ci, Xiaohu, Shan Zihao... one by one, they were all dumbfounded!

Before everyone could recover, there was a series of puffing sounds, and the elder brothers looked at Kong Yize's pants in horror as he suddenly bulged...

"Fuck you horse!"

"Aiya, I go!"

"Ahhhhh!"

In an instant, everything was going crazy.

The most unlucky ones were Zhou Ci and Xiaohu. Because they didn't dare to go into 404, they were closest to Kong Yize.

I watched helplessly as the idiot blew up a balloon with his crotch, and then stepped on the horse to make him stink. His stomach, which had just recovered, suddenly started to explode again.

"vomit!"

The two brothers faced each other again, one mouthful for you, one mouthful for me, brothers, okay, six, six, six...

Fang Tongzhi was laughed out of anger.

I went all the way upstairs to make things right for you. You guys are going to mess with me? !

Grass!

It’s not enough to be embarrassing!

Fang Tongzhi really had no shame in telling Han Lie any more about old times and numbers. He just said, "I'll take them back to clean up. Mr. Han, you have a good rest," and hurried away.

"Wait a minute!"

Brother Lie quit and shouted, stopping the remaining two - Wang Xiaotian and Liu Yingjun.

"Master Han, do you have any other orders?"

Wang Xiaotian nodded and bowed, with a very good attitude.

But Han Lie didn't give any face at all, and said coldly: "Tell them to clean up my dormitory before leaving."

Relationships are relationships, favors are favors, things are things.

You guys are used to coming to my dormitory and peeing all over the floor without saying anything and then leaving without saying anything!

Wang Xiaotian looked back in embarrassment - okay, one collapsed, the other two vomited, Shan Zihao ran back to the dormitory to take a shower, who can take care of them?

He sighed and gritted his teeth: "Young Master Han, let me clean it up for you!"

Han Lie said nothing and looked at each other coldly.

He has no objection to Wang Xiaotian, but since you are here to make things right, you have to deal with the aftermath for Shan Zihao and the others.

You can't let me clean it up by myself, right?

Liu Yingjun looked like he wanted to say something, but he glanced at Han Lie again and subconsciously held back.

Forget it, this kid is not easy to mess with, so just give in to Lao Wang...

So, Lao Wang pinched his nose and went to the bathroom to find a mop, washed it, and came out to mop the floor.

It took three times to clean up the floor tiles until they were spotless and clean before giving up.

"Master Han, I'm causing trouble for you..."

Wang Xiaotian laughed innocently, and Han Lie's cold face suddenly thawed, and he shook hands with the other person politely.

"Hey, what does it have to do with Brother Wang? Every injustice has its owner, and every debt has its owner. I can't blame you no matter what!"

"That's good, that's good! Then we'll withdraw, you have a good rest!"

Wang Xiaotian bowed his waist slightly and walked backwards to go out.

Liu Yingjun had been waiting at the door without saying a word.

Until the end, he said goodbye to Han Lie with a dull face.

As soon as the door of 404 was closed, Lao Wang immediately advised Liu Yingjun: "Brother Jun, don't be like this. We are in the wrong. We don't blame Mr. Han."

Liu Yingjun knew it, but he still felt uncomfortable.

"I know. But this guy's hands are too dark and his heart is too cruel. You work for him with all your heart, and you don't give any face when you look back. I suddenly feel that this person is not so trustworthy."

"Hey! Did you get distracted?"

Wang Xiaotian himself is extremely open-minded about this.

"Society is full of idiots. Look, how many are there in our school alone?

People with little ability can only coax when they meet a fool, like me.

A person with great ability will give a slap in the face when he meets an idiot. The other idiots will remember it and won't bother them again.

Can you say that Mr. Han handled it incorrectly?

If people give me face for trivial matters, then I say hello to you and me to hello everyone.

Today I am accompanying you and Brother Fang to smooth things over. What I am doing is taking the blame and offending others. Isn't it normal for others not to give me face?

I think it's right, and I don't feel aggrieved either.

I also want to earn money from Mr. Shan and Mr. Zhou. I am also grateful to you and Brother Fang for taking care of me, so I should all deserve my share.

If you reap the benefits, you should bear the responsibility! "

After hearing this, Liu Yingjun felt a little relieved, but still a little sad.

"I understand. I just think... Han Lie is different from what I thought."

Wang Xiaotian patted Mr. Liu on the shoulder and said nothing more.

Liu Yingjun is crazy, but he is indeed a sweet-tempered person, and he is still a little naive. He is a good brother, but he is not a person who can achieve anything.

Han Lie is just the opposite.

Self-disciplined, focused, high in emotional intelligence, not bothered by face, ruthless enough, and with a good background...

The so-called good master is nothing more than this!

…

In the blink of an eye, Han Lie was the only one left in the room.

Although I feel a little disappointed that I haven't finished pretending yet, today's events are already interesting enough.

What a coincidence?

If he hadn't just hung himself up, he would have been beaten.

Han Lie is not afraid of being hammered. He has already had his teeth broken. What does the pain mean?

If she was beaten today, she would be able to rely on Pan Ge tomorrow. It would not be over until she lost all her pocket money and body.

Then, everyone involved will have to pay a price, and there is no need for Han Lie to take the initiative to ask for it.

Is it true that Lao Pan is the school director?

Shan Zihao, Zhou Ci and the others' biggest mistake was to underestimate the "emotion" between Han Lie and Lao Pan.

Maybe they don't even know.

Otherwise, with Zhou Ci's cunning and cunning, he probably wouldn't have done such an irrational thing.

By the way, the two of them probably didn’t know about the Presidential Suite that they were bragging about the day before yesterday.

Otherwise, you will definitely have to weigh it again.

So...fucking unlucky!

It wasn't Han Lie who was unlucky, it was those two pairs who were unlucky.

The one who vomited was fine, but the one who peed... it was reported that it was a proper social death.

Han Lie estimated that Haohao and Zeze would no longer be seen on campus for a long time...

Tsk, tsk, pathetic!

They have learned enough lessons. Next, they have to find the culprit to make amends.

Han Lie knew what was going on without asking anyone.

Pan song!

No one else but her.

How to deal with her?

After thinking about it, Han Lie picked up his phone and walked into the bathroom.

The lights are turned off at 11 o'clock at night, but the bathroom is powered by electricity 24 hours a day, so it is impossible for students to slander the bathroom.

Turning on the light and looking in the mirror, Brother Lie was very satisfied.

It's true that you can't hang yourself with Bai Ling holding your chin, but when Brother Lie used it to fly a kite, he got a lot of red marks on his neck.

Looking in the mirror, I took two photos and sent them to Pan Ge.

"Pan Pan, could you please take care of me? I almost died..."

It's not yet 12 o'clock, and Pan Ge is indeed awake.

The moment she saw the photo, she almost threw her phone away.

The bruises were all over his neck, red and purple, and looked miserable.

"Where are you? Why were you injured so badly? Who did it? Did you call 120?"

"I was in the dormitory, and suddenly a few people rushed in, carrying steel pipes and other things... The room was too dark, I couldn't see anything clearly, and there was a lot of blood on the ground... I didn't dare to call 120, I was going to go out and stay in a hotel. .”

Pan Ge's head was buzzing.

Depend on!

Those mentally ill people really dare to kill them? !

Going to kill someone?

She was filled with regret and self-blame, mixed with disbelief. All kinds of emotions came together, and her mind was completely confused.

"Don't run around. Just find a place to stay near the school for a while. I'll take you to the hospital right away!"

Han Lie immediately replied: "Forget it, don't come. I don't want Uncle Pan and Aunt Zhao to know. I'll find someone else to accompany me."

Who else could you turn to?

Xi Luting?

Pan Ge was angry and anxious, so he directly replied with a voice message.

"My parents are both asleep, and we are not on the same floor. Don't worry, they won't know. You find a place to wait for me, be good!"

Brother Lie laughed evilly and typed happily.

"Oh. Then I'll contact you after you come out. I'm a little dizzy, so I'll go downstairs first."

As soon as the phone was thrown away, the dog man danced and started to change clothes.

Xiao Shoupan, let me see where you run today!