Consumer male god

"Ouch, brother, are you back?"

As soon as Xiao Dongbei saw Han Lie, he felt like he was seeing his own brother. He immediately took out his cigarette and drank some water to lick it up.

On the contrary, Ding Ding was a little evasive, not even daring to look directly at Han Lie's face.

"Brother Lie..."

Han Lie smiled and hugged Ding Ding, patting him on the shoulder: "What's your name, Brother Lie? Why are you still seeing me after half a month? I call you brother-in-law!"

"Ah I……"

"Haha, I'm joking with you... Bang bang bang... I'm too busy recently, bang bang bang... I don't have time to chat with your sister... Bang bang bang!"

Tintin bared his teeth and was about to cry.

Xiao Dongbei shrank his neck, not daring to get involved, and watched Ding Ding being tortured with a stern look.

Han Lie was in a hurry to leave. He simply cleaned up his brother-in-law, then let him go to change clothes.

Ding Yu grinned and rubbed his shoulders. When Han Lie turned his back to go through the closet, he couldn't help but roll his eyes at the dog man who wanted to be his brother-in-law.

Classmate Xiao Ding looks timid and shy, but actually he has a lot of thoughts.

Being shy is natural, while being cute is protective. In essence, there is actually a bit of ruthlessness that only cares about one's own people.

In the beginning, he was so familiar with Huang Wei and even dared to kick him in a fight. What kind of good boy could he be?

Xiao Dongbei watched this scene with suppressed laughter, feeling it was so interesting.

This guy is very naughty, and he happily sold out his good brother's sister so that he could ingratiate himself with his eldest brother Lie.

She's not my sister anyway, right?

"Brother, why are you going?"

Xiao Dongbei took the initiative to find an opportunity to lick it up.

Han Lie casually replied: "The Ministry of Literature and Art is recruiting new students today, and I have to go and check them... What's going on with you two? You haven't been back for a long time."

When it was mentioned that the Literature and Art Department was recruiting new people, Xiao Dongbei's eyes lit up.

"That's why we came back! There has been a lot of buzz in school recently...Brother, can you bring your younger brother with you?"

"Okay."

Taking care of two younger brothers was no big deal, so Han Lie agreed casually.

"Tell me, how is this spread in school?"

Xiao Dongbei was so happy that he sprayed perfume into the crunching nest and started babbling.

"It is now said that big brother, you have resources in the entertainment industry and can lead them to take out orders and make a lot of money. Moreover, the school has to coax you. If you join the art department, you can take leave at will without deducting points...

In fact, this benefit alone is enough!

Now that I'm familiar with you, I can go out to work anytime and anywhere, and I won't fail the exam at the end of the semester. How cool is it?

Who is that, Qu Pingting, the great beauty of Qu, do you remember?

She is a junior at our College of International Communication, a very famous little rich woman, and all the Hanfu she wears is custom-made.

It seems that the news came from her that you are going to engage in private placement.

Wow, there are so many people who want to get on the bus now!

Really, there are many rich young ladies in our State Council who want to have a relationship with you. Recently, they have been asking Ding Ding and me for news about you...

oh! By the way, didn't Liu Feiyu and Fang Tongzhi invite you to dinner?

Last time we went out to take a shower, Brother Fang seemed to have that intention..."

Oh, that's a lot of information.

Han Lie listened attentively and sorted it out in his mind bit by bit.

Qu Pingting, of course, remembers it.

She is a Xiaojiabiyu-type beauty with a very classic temperament, and her figure is a bit petite. Han Lie can give her an 80 points, and she is beaten up by Lilac, a beauty with the same temperament.

But this girl was a smart person. At that time, she immediately approached Han Lie and expressed her willingness to follow the arrangement.

Han Lie realized that she wanted to get benefits from him, but he didn't expect that she would target his own fund so long in advance...

Gee, that’s so clever.

No wonder the cat has been playing alone in the Hanfu club before, and he has a disdain for the losers in the student union?

In comparison, when Yin Qin and Tan Xuan became models, their methods of monetization were quite clumsy.

Of course, families are different, so this comparison is inappropriate.

But Qu Pingting will definitely come in handy. Han Lie is in short supply of smart people.

As for the group of rich second-generation people from the State Council who want to get on the bus... just wait!

It's not a good deal to get on the pole.

Han Lie had a plan for them, but the time was not right yet.

The students of 985 are pursuing careers with the school as their backing and an inexhaustible supply of technical and managerial talents.

What does the School of Humanities have?

The essence is all concentrated in the State Council, but there is only money.

However, what Han Lie lacks most now is money, so he has to grind them out a little more, or at least squeeze out the relationship behind them before looking at it.

Fang Tongzhi didn't contact him rashly, obviously he knew better.

Spending money to buy a room and play cards is nothing, but if you want to talk about cooperation, having fun with fair-weather friends doesn't work.

What is the value you can provide?

Okay, let’s go slowly!

Han Lie put on a Burberry windbreaker over his shirt, and then hung up a classic large plaid camel hair scarf, making him look handsome.

"Brother, he's so handsome!"

Xiao Dongbei licked his face furiously, and suddenly scratched his head in confusion: "Brother, have you grown again?"

"Yes! It's two centimeters longer."

When he mentioned this, Brother Lie immediately became excited.

Now, he is 185cm tall, all of which were achieved after his rebirth.

Considering the age here, growing taller itself is not unexpected, but it is still enviable enough.

Tintin was so sore that he whispered: "I'm only eighteen, why don't I grow even one centimeter..."

"Yo yo yo, so ambitious!"

Han Lie raised his eyebrows with a wicked smile, and Little Ding Ding's forehead suddenly darkened.

Are you the one who still wants to be my brother-in-law?

I bother!

Brother-in-law can be arrogant, but Xiao Dongbei doesn't dare, so he hurries to smooth things over.

"Brother, what brand is your windbreaker? It's so stylish! Later, Ding Ding and I will buy one each, and the three of us will go blow up the streets!"

"Burberry."

"Ba what?"

"Ba...forget it, you two go buy Armani, don't wear the same ones as me."

When Han Lie thought that there was a small puppy and a fat tutu behind him, wearing windbreakers exactly like his own, one hem reached his ankles, and the other could not cover his big belly, he suddenly felt excited all over.

Fashion terrorist...

Why are you joining in the fun with a handsome guy like me?

Ding Ding curled his lips, walked up still wearing a full set of LV, and secretly teased Han Lie.

"Burberry's new products are getting uglier every year, that is Brother Lie, how can anyone else afford such ugly clothes..."

Ouch!

Ding Ding's temper seems to be particularly strong today...

Han Lie probably guessed some reasons, smiled playfully, and agreed.

"Indeed, if Bailey continues to behave like this, Burberry is really not far away from bankruptcy. The windbreaker I am wearing now is the 2011 version. Can you believe it?"

Ding Yu was shocked and even developed a slight admiration for Han Lie.

"Brother Lie, do you still understand this? When I talk to my buddies about fashion trends and other things, they don't like to hear it. They always talk to me: Just be expensive."

I know shit about fashion!

Brother Lie felt crazy and weak, and the corners of his mouth twitched.

The reason why he knew about Burberry was mainly because of the "Artists Self-Discipline Convention" that he and his colleagues laughed at when they were doing research on the entertainment industry.

What is that?

It is actually a letter of commitment signed by the artist in addition to the formal contract between the artist and the brand partner - a unilateral guarantee with only responsibility and no power.

The origin of this thing is the benefit that the Sewing Machine Band brings to the vast number of artist friends.

As a rapper of the band Sewing Machine, Sushuai has received quite heated discussions in tea rooms and rest areas in the financial industry.

That's why Han Lie can know how awesome this guy was during the era of large traffic 1.0.

When Burberry was at its worst, only one red-blooded brand was left, and its sales were so poor that it would make a dog feel sad to see it.

Then, he used his signature to become a global spokesperson and turned around in half a year.

In fact, Han Lie had never liked Burberry until the second before his rebirth. One aspect was that he couldn't afford it, and the other point was that he couldn't afford it.

As a result, now...oh, it smells so good!

Burberry’s style is so suitable for today’s Han Lie.

Regardless of his figure or temperament, Brother Lie can handle the minibus.

For example, the big-breasted camel-colored trench coat he wore today has a dogmatic and conservative British atmosphere. Coupled with Han Lie's broad-shouldered and long-legged figure and the cold and hard lines of the bridge of his nose and cheekbones, he fully released the rebellious and uninhibited personality of a dog man.

A fool like Xiao Dongbei feels handsome, so what level should he be?

In order to make a perfect appearance in the harem department, Brother Lie really worked hard.

"Let's go, it's getting late, let's talk later."

Han Lie waved his hand, picked up his cell phone, put his hands in his pockets, and walked out of the dormitory in a loud voice.

Xiao Dongbei yelled and followed behind.

Tintin sighed silently.

…

The activity room of the Arts Department has been cleared, and it is the largest dance room in the College of Education.

There is a row of tables and chairs behind the activity room, where today's examiner is sitting.

Well, there are actually no heavyweight examiners.

Director Zhang from the Student Affairs Office and Director Che from the office did not come. The meaning was very clear: you students will make your own decisions.

However, the new student union president Wang Tianqing didn't come either, and his message was even clearer: You, the Arts Department, make your own decisions.

In the end, only Vice Chairman Tan Xuan came, but she sat at the very edge.

I just came to take a look, uh, if you have anything to do, you can discuss it among yourselves...

Good guy, in the end, only Han Lie and Yin Qin were the judges. It really felt like a grass-roots team.

Yin Qin felt that it was too informal, so she invited Qu Pingting and Liu Chu, the current president of the music club, to sit in the judges' seat to support the scene.

OK, one knows music, one knows catwalks, and the other is good at cosplay, so I finally feel a little confident in giving interviews.

When Han Lie walked into the activity room from the back door, everyone's eyes immediately lit up.

"Ouch! Brother Lie, you are so handsome today!"

The first one to pounce was Shunzi. He had nothing to do today, but he came anyway.

Not only did people come, but a water dispenser was brought in early and a lot of steaming coffee and milk tea came out.

Xiao Dongbei smiled and gave a thumbs up: "You still know how to lick!"

The baby is unhappy!

Tan Xuan, Yin Qin, Qu Pingting, and Liu Chu all came over to say hello and chat.

It was lively for a while, but Han Lie stopped and sat down.

Wanwanqin handed Han Lie a document and said coquettishly: "Minister, please look at the order. If there is no problem, then we can start?"

Han Lie raised his head and glanced at the front door. The girls waiting outside were a little restless.

Listen carefully, many people are shouting Han Lie's name.

"Okay, let's get started."

Brother Lie leaned back in his chair, crossed his arms over his chest, pursed his lips, and his eyes were a bit sharp.

Ding Ding quietly curled his lips again.

cut! Pretending to be cold again...

But I have to admit that the coldness at this time is very effective.

The first group that came in were seven super lively girls. They were chattering and trying to get close to Han Lie.

"Minister Han, we are the Seven group, from the Korean dance club! We are all your fans, thank you for giving us this opportunity..."

Super capable.

Han Lie looked at each other with a cold face, without showing any attitude or tendency.

So, Yin Qin took the initiative to interrupt them: "You are introduced in the materials, let's start performing!"

Ha, now she is no longer speechless...

The girls took off their down jackets, revealing their "tight" outfits.

Wearing half-vests, tight jeans and elastic pants, not all of them have that great figure, but they are invincible in their youth.

"The song we performed is Girls' Generation's TAXI..."

A prelude sounded that sounded familiar to Han Lie, and the girls began to dance.

Han Lie watched carefully and scored each one according to his inner standards.

In the field of literature and art, he is an outsider.

Therefore, in fact, he can only judge their "foundation".

Not all the seven girls are good-looking, but two of them are more eye-catching.

One is Gong Yu in the C position. He has a very beautiful face and can score 85 points according to Han Lie's standards.

One is Chen Ziting, who is the most beautiful dancer. She has long arms and legs, accurate clicks, and smooth movements. Han Lie, who doesn't understand, finds it pleasing to the eye.

After the performance, Han Lie looked at the opinions of the others and found that they were basically unanimous.

"Then let's decide between them temporarily."

Recruitment by the Arts Department does not necessarily have to be based on performance groups.

Han Lie's plan is to select the best individuals, then think about what they can do, regroup them, and arrange new programs.

"Can."

"agree."

"Okay, get ready for the next group!"

The second one is a junior who is very good at singing.

Han Lie is an amateur with great singing skills. In his previous life, he practiced karaoke with his clients to a certain level, and then he casually increased it to level 3.

The senior's level is also level 3, even higher than Han Lie's.

His natural abilities are very good, and he also has skills. The only thing is... he is quite unattractive.

"Pass."

Brother Lie shook his head regretfully and gave a very professional and reasonable reason——

"Her voice is too ordinary, has no memorable points, is neither sweet nor spicy, and is not suitable for commercial performances."

"The minister has good eyesight!"

Liu Chu was the first to nod, rounded his arms and flattered him.

"Her shows always make it past the third round in our club because the quality is really good. But she is not popular with the audience. She has been to many galas in the past two years, but there is no response at all."

Tan Xuan also agreed: "Commercial performances need to be popular. This kind of program that is neither good nor bad can be staged on campus, and no one will recognize it when it goes out."

"Okay, let's look at the next one."

Next is another dance group, nine girls, from a hip-hop club.

"Hello, Minister Han! We are Rose fans! The show we are preparing is Girls' Generation's new hip-hop single "I got a boy" released this year!"

Oh, what a beautiful group!

Domestic girls who love street dancing are definitely a minority, and a minority often means individuality.

The girls in front of them were wearing bright and exaggerated makeup, not the smoky European and American style, but the Barbie girl style that was embellished with a lot of pink, diamonds, white fishnet stockings and other elements.

The hair is as colorful as candy.

“Candy Punk!”

Yin Qin suddenly became excited and began to twist her body to the music.

When they started dancing, Han Lie was also moved.

I have to admit that in today's era when Korean Wave has not yet gone underground, Girls' Generation's songs and dances are the ultimate answer to the Korean version of the visual kei stage.

The unpredictable formations, uniform movements, feminine yet powerful body expressions...

It looks good on the screen, but even better when restored.

There is so little of this kind of performance in the country.

As an art form, we have to admit the beauty of the Korean stage. It is indeed a useful supplement to stage performances, but we must not give it too high a significance.

Otherwise, it will create all kinds of stench in the rice circle and deviate from the original intention of entertainment.

Of course, it would be unfair to blame all the blame on Hallyu.

Without Hallyu, domestic entertainment would still be the same bad guy, and capital would still do all kinds of bottomless shit.

Therefore, to purify the atmosphere in the entertainment industry, we should start with me!

Brother Lie drooled and gave the two most beautiful girls 90 points.

…

Question: How should we purify the entertainment industry?

Answer: When you meet the best beauties, you must give them your full support and don’t let them wade through the muddy waters of the entertainment industry.

Aspiring and good men keep all the beauties at home, and are they left with nothing but domestic entertainment?

Come on, work hard, daddy!

…

The whole morning, Brother Lie was exhausted looking at the beautiful women.

Really, I’m not going to lie to you, it’s really boring to watch too many beauties, and it’s even more boring if the beauties are always firing at you...

It feels like life has lost its challenges and life is full of traps.

Forget it, you won’t understand...

During lunch, Shunzi brought a bunch of lunch boxes and packed them on the spot in the activity room.

Many senior students gathered around him.

Ah, no, Han Lie doesn’t have any schoolmates now, they are all sisters...

"Han... Minister Han, thank you for your hard work. Come, have a pear."

A girl with long flowing hair walked up to Han Lie in a graceful manner despite the fierce gazes of Yin Qin and others. She stretched out her delicate hand and handed over a pear.

Brother Lie looked up and felt confused for a moment.

I think you look like a pear...

The rumored pear-shaped figure can be easily achieved through video processing on the Internet, but in real life, there are not many such perfect pears.

The girl in front of me happened to be one.

If you have to compare...

I would like to call you and Yu Yun the strongest!

One is strong above the navel, and the other is strong below the navel.

In short, they are all demonic swords that kill men without showing any blood.

Han Lie looked at the pear twice and waved his hand calmly.

"Thank you, but it's best to wait until the results are announced before talking to me, what do you think?"

"OK."

Senior Sister Lizi smiled softly, with two dimples appearing at the corners of her mouth, and turned around and left without further entanglement.

As soon as she left, the furious Yin Qin quietly let out a sigh of relief.

His expression before was as if he was facing a powerful enemy.

Han Lie glanced at Vice Minister Xiong Wanyu without asking who it was.

What's the point of asking now?

We will have to deal with you in the future...

But Qu Pingting deliberately came over and introduced Han Lie in a gossipy way.

"Minister, Liang Wu was the former school beauty! She hasn't been in school much in the past six months. She definitely came back for you on purpose. You don't care about this?"

oh!

Is she Liang Wu?

Han Lie suddenly realized it, but he was not very excited.

Liang Wu was a popular figure in the last two seasons. Just like every era has its own protagonist, she is the absolute heroine of the 11th season.

By the time Han Lie went to school, she basically stopped showing up at school.

So in the previous life, Han Lie only heard his name and saw his back from a distance. This was the first time he had real face-to-face contact.

Beautiful indeed.

The face is second only to Pan Ge Xi Luting, the figure and Yu Yun are comparable, and combined they are not inferior to anyone.

But so what?

If her family background is not particularly good, after entering society, she will be nothing more than another Lu Shuli or Yuexiu.

Han Lie glanced sideways at Qu Pingting and said calmly: "Focus on it, work is work."

No one can see through what the actor Lie is thinking in his mind.

Therefore, admiration arises spontaneously.

Ding Yu saw with his own eyes how popular Han Lie was and how many girls took the initiative to show their affection to him.

However, he also saw Han Lie's concentration and self-discipline with his own eyes, and was greatly shocked.

The child glanced at Brother Lie with a complicated expression, huddled in the corner, leaned against the wall, unlocked his phone and sent out the Nth message of the day.

"Brother Lie is very honest. He just works and doesn't find anything else. You have chosen the right person. I suggest you keep it tight."

Then open another person's chat interface and send again.

"I'll go! Another big beauty takes the initiative to chat with Brother Lie! Sister, forget it, Pansi Cave is full of greedy fairies, let's not get involved with them, the pressure is so great, it is easy to get sad and even fight. , I really can’t do it…”

Chen Yanfei lay behind Ding Xiang and looked at the earnest "admonishment" sent by Ding Yu. The two beauties burst out laughing.

"Oh, your brother is so funny!"

Ding Xiang wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes, turned around and asked her, "How should I respond?"

Chen Yanfei came up with ideas vigorously: "Just ask him: Who is more beautiful than your sister?"

Ding Xiang nodded, but what she said was: "Really? Could it be that she is more beautiful than your sister Feifei?"

Ding Yu was dumbfounded when he received the reply.

After frowning and thinking hard for a moment, the dead kid gritted his teeth and said, "Are you kidding me? Any one of us can be prettier than Sister Fei, right?! With her big mouth, how can she be competitive in our school?"

The moment she saw the news, Ding Xiang burst into laughter.

Chen Yanfei clenched her fists fiercely...

After breathing heavily for a while, she slapped Lilac on the skin and gritted her teeth and said, "Don't wait, it's just tomorrow! Let's go to the humanities in person to see what kind of fairy life Gouzi is living!"

*****

Is there a double monthly pass now?

I don’t want to ask you for a monthly ticket, I just want to tell you that my pneumonia is not cured yet, and I cough badly every day while typing.

Ahem...bread is so bitter...