Consumer male god

Han Yong was cleaning up the chickens. He didn't even bother to wash his hands and rushed out with a hand full of oil.

The moment he saw Han Lie, he suddenly found that his previous flat angle was a little out of reach, so he slowly, stiffly, and slowly raised his head, and finally raised his neck to see his son's face clearly.

"ah……"

He opened his mouth, widened his eyes, and let out a sigh, but nothing more came out.

After about two seconds, he closed his mouth again, and then pursed it hard twice. His eyes gradually changed from confusion to blankness - these two emotions are really different. Confusion is that even though I can't understand, I am still thinking. But Da Ran gave up completely and started to mess around.

Ma Honglian slapped Han Yong hard and said angrily: "Speak? Are you mute?!"

Han Yong opened his mouth again: "Uh..."

Half a second later, he suddenly nodded: "It's going well..."

"..."

Han Lie was extremely tired. He took a deep breath and said to himself: This is my father and my mother. You can't scold, you can't scold...

She closed the door softly, pulled her suitcase into the middle of the living room, and said in a good voice: "Mom, I eat well and sleep well, and I'm growing again..."

"stop!"

Ma Honglian crossed her hands in front of her chest to prevent Han Lie from pulling further.

Then he hugged his chest and stood in front of Han Lie as if taking a rest. The great detective possessed him, and his eyes were exactly like those of a scanner.

"You said that your growth is secondary growth, I believe this!

I have surgery for myopia, I believe that too!

What about your teeth?

Let me go, a full set of patches!

I really don’t know how to put it into practice when I earn two dollars...

Hey, is it expensive?

Don’t tell me, you’re doing really well, you can’t tell at all…”

My teeth...uh...

Oh my god! Why can't this be explained clearly? !

Forget it, let’s change the topic!

"Dad, Mom, I brought you a gift, wait for me to open it... Oh, Mom, what are you doing?"

Ma Honglian pinched the bridge of Han Lie's nose hard and broke it from left to right, then she clicked her tongue in surprise with a fresh look on her face.

"Oh! Is this made of your ribs? It's so delicate! It's more elastic than my flat nose... Hey, Pippi, are you afraid of getting your nose bumped?"

Collapse, collapse, collapse completely!

Han Lie felt like his head was buzzing.

Thinking of me as a powerful god, roaming the devil's capital, whether in the financial circle or among beauties, when have I ever suffered a loss?

As a result, as soon as I returned home, I deeply felt what blood suppression is...

Han Lie just took her hand away, but his chin was pinched again: "Pippi, your cheek also got a knife?! Tsk, it's so straight..."

"Fire God" was completely desperate and slumped on the sofa. Let's do whatever we want!

Han Yongchu watched his wife playing tricks on her son, and wanted to rub her hands out of habit. As a result, both hands were oily. In the end, he hung his forearms and drooped his palms, like a little raccoon, and forced out five Character--

"Well, the money was not wasted..."

I really didn’t spend any money!

Ah, no, I spent money, but not what you think!

What kind of medical beauty project can generate hundreds of millions of yuan?

Do you know what genetic modification is?

Our old Han family, because of me, will have the best genetic information from now on!

You are really...

Can you be proud of me?

Brother Lie's mentality was shattered and he tried his best, but he made one last effort without being confident: "I've really grown... at least most of it... I've grown more than ten centimeters in one semester. What's wrong with my skull?" Maybe it won’t change at all!”

Ouch, Comrade Ma Honglian, stop scratching my ears, the edge of the knife is not there!

Ma Honglian didn't believe it and insisted on asking her son. Then she was struck by the watch on Han Lie's wrist and finally turned her attention away.

"Huh? Damn, the watch looks pretty good... Wow, there are so many rhinestones..."

Ah, yes, rhinestones, rhinestones!

As soon as the watch was mentioned, Han Lie finally knew how to divert her attention.

"I bought you two a watch each. Wait, I'll open the suitcase..."

Han Lie hurriedly went to unpack the box, and Ma Honglian enthusiastically went over to help. But halfway through, there was a knock on the door.

Han Yong had already gone back to the kitchen to prepare the dishes. Ma Honglian pouted and went to open the door in disappointment.

"Who is it? Oh, it's Uncle Dong... Come in, come in, Sister Liu is here too... Why are you so busy today?"

As soon as the door opened, there were three or four people crowded at the door.

Han Lie glanced over casually and immediately recognized Old Dong at the opposite door, Aunt Liu upstairs, Huang Yu and his wife Broken Mouth Wang downstairs.

In the early years of the family community of the mining group, colleagues lived there.

Some people have moved away, but most of them are still here.

Lao Dong is a former teammate of his father Han Yong. He is about 45 this year.

Aunt Liu is the lover of the old captain Han Yong. She is over 50 and is about to retire.

Huang Yu can be regarded as Han Yong's descendant. The couple works both jobs. It seems that Aunt Liu was the matchmaker when they were dating.

The good thing about this close relationship is that you don’t have to look for anyone to deal with small things at home. Someone from the neighborhood can take care of it. For example, in the early years, when there was no one to take care of the meal at noon, Han Lie could always be at Aunt Liu’s house. Mix it up.

There seem to be more disadvantages - for example, a large group of troublemakers get together all year round, good things never go out, and bad things spread far and wide.

Or maybe there are always small frictions of comparison and showing off, and they can't stop all day long.

Han Lie hated this kind of relationship for a while, but after working in the magical city, he often missed the liveliness and the fireworks of the world.

The nostalgia is due to the loneliness of floating alone in the magic city, and the disgust is probably because I have not done well in life, and I have always become the villain in the gossip center to set off other people's children.

This feeling is so difficult to understand.

However, after returning from rebirth, Han Lie's mentality took on a new look. Now instead of feeling bored, he was looking forward to it.

Come on, come in and sit down, I want to help my mother show off!

Han Lie stood up and took two steps towards the entrance with a smile on his face.

The old Dong was chatting with Ma Honglian: "What about that? We just saw a young man carrying a suitcase upstairs. We were guessing whose house it belonged to. Well, I heard the noise at your house right away and came over. Look...hiss!"

Old Dong was halfway through the ceremony when he suddenly saw an old and tall young man approaching. His eyes suddenly widened and he took a deep breath.

The old sister-in-law was also there asking: "Is your Han Lie back...ah?!"

Another confused one.

Huang Yu and Suizui Wang were behind, so they didn't get a chance to open the door, but they watched Han Lie appear. One of them grabbed the other's thick waist, and the other grabbed the inner part of the other's thigh.

Then they said in unison: "Fuck!"

With a harmless smile on his face, Han Lie greeted several elders: "Uncle Dong, Aunt Liu, Brother Huang, and sister-in-law, long time no see! Mom, why are you still waiting there? Invite the guests to come in and sit down!"

"oh oh!"

Only then did Ma Honglian react and hurriedly stepped in: "Come in and sit down. There is no rush on either side. Come in, crack some melon seeds, drink a cup of tea, and chat slowly!"

Several people were extremely curious, looked at each other, and walked in while being polite.

When he arrived at the living room, the King of Broken Mouth held down Ma Honglian who was about to do some work. He picked up the hot water bottle and rushed to the kitchen, his ears standing high.

"Oh! Xiaolie is so jumpy..."

"It's really not long..."

"Isn't it? I'm so cold-hearted that I almost didn't react..."

Several people were still in shock, and their emotions seemed dry.

Gou Lie is no longer the introverted boy he once was. To deal with this level of interpersonal communication, it can only be said to be like using a nuclear weapon to blow up mosquitoes.

Smile and open your mouth.

"The food in our cafeteria is rich and cheap. I eat well, exercise a lot, and relax my mind. My height has increased inexplicably..."

Huang Yu looked at Han Lie carefully and suddenly asked: "Just now I heard my sister-in-law shout: You made a lot of money and went for plastic surgery?"

"No no."

Han Lie calmly corrected him: "I just went for myopia surgery, took off my glasses, and then repaired my teeth... In Shanghai, these are very normal corrective surgeries and are not considered plastic surgery."

Five pairs of eyes looked at him carefully - yes, that's right, my mother is still looking at him...

"oh……"

Huang Yu trailed off in a long voice, looking unconvinced.

The King of Broken Mouths had eager eyes, the depths of his eyes were shining brightly, and he licked his lips: "Xiao Lie has a really good foundation. With just such a simple change, he has become a handsome guy. It's so gratifying to see..."

Han Lie glanced over and suddenly felt a thrill all over his body.

Oh my god, what are these old ladies thinking? !

Ma Honglian smiled from ear to ear and shamelessly took the credit for herself: "Then you see, the advantages of his father and I are all concentrated on Xiaolie. When he was little, he had a perfect outline. After he grew longer, he couldn't compare with anyone else." Bad, right? Isn’t that right, old Dong? "

"Yes, that is..."

Lao Dong responded dryly, and then changed his tone: "But as a boy, appearance is not important. Learning ability is the first priority. Our family Zhipeng won the first-class scholarship in the school this year. I will wait for you." Do you know how much it costs?"

Lao Dong can compete with Han Yong in his career, so his greatest pleasure is to show off his son.

However, whenever he opens his mouth, his neighbors will immediately echo him.

But today, Sister-in-law Liu suddenly interrupted him with a dry cough, and then asked tentatively: "Xiao Lie, I saw you get out of the car...your car?"

Lao Dong suddenly felt excited all over.

Ouch! broken!

You shouldn't have mentioned the money, you forgot about Han Lie getting rich!

"Car?" Ma Honglian was confused and turned to look at her son, "What car? Did you buy a car? Did you drive back from Shanghai?"

The King of Broken Mouths hurriedly responded: "Hey! You don't know yet? Xiaolie is awesome! Four circles, Q7! If you don't believe me, just lean down to the window and take a look, just stop downstairs in our unit..."

"It's not my car."

Han Lie knows how to show off and interest people.

First, they pressed down, and after Lao Dong and Huang Yu took a breath, they slowly took out the keys and contract.

"I bought it for my dad... By the way, Uncle Dong, you are familiar with this. If you have time tomorrow and the day after, I would like you to accompany my dad to go through the formalities."

"Lie..."

Lao Dong couldn't take a breath and choked on the spot.

Huang Yu, his wife, and Aunt Liu stared at the documents and keys in Han Lie's hands with wide eyes.

"I'll go, Q7...how much will it cost?!"

Huang Yuren was numb. He was thinking in his heart, "Don't be embarrassed, don't be embarrassed." He asked unconsciously.

Han Lie smiled without saying a word and thrust the contract into his mother's hand.

"Mom, please keep it for now and give it to my dad later."

Ma Honglian glanced at the contract amount, suddenly squinted her eyes, counted it twice carefully, and then jumped up with a whoosh.

Her shouts could be heard in the corridor outside——

"Han Laomen, stop fighting with your little chick, come out, come out! Your son is crazy and bought you an Audi Qiu7 worth 1.75 million!"

Han Yong ran out with his hands in his hands and blurted out three words: "What the hell?"

Ma Honglian excitedly handed over the contract, then suddenly took it back: "Hand, hand!"

"Oh, oh!"

Han Yong didn't wear an apron. He glanced around and couldn't find the paper. He was so cruel that he rubbed his clothes twice and eagerly took the contract.

The moment he saw the four characters "car purchase contract", his mouth opened unconsciously.

ha!

Do I have a car? !

And it's still one, two, three, four, five... seven digits, qiu7? !

In an instant, Han Yong, who was already bored, could not say a word.

Lao Dong and Huang Yu are envious...

Huang Yu is better. His son is only 9 years old and he can't tell what will happen in the future.

The old Dong can't do that.

Usually, he likes to show off his son in front of Han Yong and his wife, and Dong Zhipeng really succeeds, which makes him feel a sense of accomplishment and a secure future in life.

However, after one semester of school, his son picked up a car for his father as soon as he came home!

Not to mention high or low, this attitude is different!

Where is your son?

Just now I was complaining about not having enough money...

The most afraid of comparison in everything is comparison, and Lao Dong can't sit still.

In comparison, Mrs. Liu's surprise was more pure: "Oh, Xiao Lie has really made a fortune. This is really making a lot of money. I was chatting with your mother last time and asked her how you were doing in Magic City. She also Hidden away from me..."

The King of Broken Mouths... continued to stare at Han Lie's face and lick his lips.

"Isn't that right? Hey, Xiao Lie, my sister-in-law has watched you grow up. If you want to get rich, you can't forget your sister-in-law..."

Up until this point, it was still normal.

But Xuzui Wang felt that the relationship was not enough, so he racked his brains and dug out some old sesame seeds and rotten millet.

"At that time, my sister-in-law was breastfeeding the baby, licking her lips and tongue for you to watch, and asking you if you wanted to drink. You suddenly ran away and disappeared, hahahahaha..."

She laughed so happily that the veins on Han Lie's forehead almost stretched out...

Alas, it’s really hard to pretend to be cool in my hometown. I always have to face all kinds of inexplicable emergencies...

However, seeing Han Lie being embarrassed made Old Dong happy.

As a result, just as he was about to speak, the King of Broken Mouths suddenly said something else: "Look at Zhipeng, he's not a hypocrite at all. I asked him if he wanted to eat. He rushed towards me with bright eyes. He's dripping with laughter." …”

Old Dong: Damn!

(╯°Д°)╯︵┻━┻

Just for a moment, someone poked their head at the door again.

Ma Honglian didn't close the door tightly in the first place. It was just a crack there. Anyone who wanted to come in could just pull it open.

What came out was a very square face, somewhat like Yao Juanming.

The man asked softly: "Dad, the meal is ready, why are you still... oh my god, are you Retsuko?!"

The bookishness only existed in him for a moment. The next moment, Dong Zhipeng looked at Han Lie and exclaimed, "Fuck."

"Long time no see, Zhipeng." Han Lie replied with a chuckle.

Dong Zhipeng is Han Lie's real childhood friend. They were classmates in nursery school before 1998. After 1998, they not only lived across the street, but were also in the same class in elementary school and junior high school.

But the relationship...that's all.

Dong Zhipeng is a weakling in life. He can't even play, but he is very good at studying.

In high school, there was only a faint sense of superiority between the two, and later they could only see each other during the Chinese New Year.

The two even worked as "love rivals" for a while.

Han Lie led all the way to the first year of high school.

However, the half position he was ahead of Dong Zhipeng was really useless. Liu Lianlian had always liked the uncle, while Han Lie fell in love with Chen Yanfei's bright and healing smile when he first saw her. middle.

The story is roughly just like this, there is no more principled conflict and hatred between Dong Zhipeng and Han Lie.

But it was a rare opportunity for him to come back, so Han Lie decided to... trick him into killing him.

If you don't let me bully you when you are having fun, who will I bully?

"Come in, Zhipeng, I brought you a gift."

Ouch, so fresh!

Dong Zhipeng was extremely curious about the so-called gift, so he unconsciously opened the door and stepped inside.

In the end, the old Dong reacted quickly and felt something was wrong. He hurriedly got up and pushed his son out.

"Um... Our meal is ready, my mother-in-law is waiting there, so I won't accompany you... Let's get together again when we have a chance!"

Dong Zhipeng was pushed and looked confused: No, I just want to see the gift. What are you anxious about?

Old Dong stared angrily: Are you stupid? What good things can the bad seed keep for you? Both of us are trapped, sitting there and being slapped in the face. Isn’t it very exciting? !

elbow! Hold on to your elbows!

Ma Honglian was extremely happy when she saw that the old Dong, who usually liked to show off and preach, was so frightened that he ran away with his head in his arms.

He walked Lao Dong and his son all the way to the corridor, and then shouted at the top of his lungs: "Then I won't keep you! Anyway, our two families are close to each other. I will pack up later and visit your house with gifts!"

Lao Dong suddenly turned pale.

Oh my god!

Are you bringing someone to your house to fuck you to death? !

A real horse is not a human being!

Old Dong held his head and ran away, but Ma Honglian's loud voice called out the whole family again.

Zhang Deshui from the fifth floor opened the door of his house and asked in the corridor: "Brothers and sisters, what are you doing? Is your Pippi back?"

"Hey! You're back! Brother Zhang, would you like to come down and sit with your sister-in-law for a while?"

Good guy!

This was the first time that Han Lie saw his mother actively inviting people to her home. She really wanted to trick all the neighbors into coming in and giving her a slap in the face...

But looking at his energetic mother, Han Lie enjoyed it very much.

Although these neighbors are not qualified enough for him to do it, the joy of success lies in sharing it with his relatives.

The mother wants to show off, and the son can only cooperate.

Even taking the initiative to create an environment for her to perform.

Otherwise, how to relieve the resentment and anger she has accumulated over the years?

Be filial to your parents, everyone has his or her own way.

Han Lie could no longer be by his side all the time. All he could do was make them feel proud and proud, regain their foothold in the circle, and be the focus and center.

so……

Comrade Ma Honglian, feel free to complain!

As long as there is one person who can't be knocked down, it's all the son's fault!

I hope you will be wise and don't force me to use my ultimate move...

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