Contract Lover: Mr.Huo, happy every night

Chen Shaoyang opened the door and peered into the room. Sure enough.

This is beyond their expectation.

"Think about it. There are so many bodies. They are usually sent to the funeral home after death." Chen Shaoyang made Zhuge Liang's judgment afterwards.

Therefore, they boldly entered the No. 2 morgue.

The room was chilly and overcast.

They suddenly felt that their hair was firm, their heart spurted blood harder and their beat accelerated.

The air conditioner in this room is open all year round, so it is cold; The rows of corpses in this room are neatly arranged, so it is cloudy.

"Brother, did God run through the door again?" Chen Shaoyang seemed to ask and talk to himself.

"That's your father, not my father, who knows?" Chen Shaoyang's lips trembled.

"Don't mention ghosts. If you mention ghosts, you will pretend to be a corpse." Chen Shaoyang clenched the cross on his chest.

"Then say something exciting, Reverend." Chen Shaoyang also holds Chen Shaoyang's Cross.

"Well, do you still know the new black blockbuster love between man and beast recently?" Chen Shaoyang raised his spirits.

"On this occasion, it's a little rough and wild to talk about it. Change a warm and soft one." Chen Shaoyang replied.

"Then talk about Mr. Cang." Chen Shaoyang was suddenly a little excited. "I think these house corpses also regarded Mr. Cang as a goddess!"

"Let's turn on the light." Chen Shaoyang interrupted Chen Shaoyang.

Just now, they suddenly saw rows of bodies. They were stunned and forgot to turn on the lights.

Thinking of this, Chen Shaoyang hurried to find the switch.

Just then, a corpse in front suddenly sat up and cried twice.

Lord, they are sweating. You can't fake a corpse. It's a coincidence. The probability is that you can buy a lottery ticket.

What a corpse!

The body "plopped" out of the bed, whined and hissed again.

Although they are non ghost theorists, they are still palpitating.

If it's a ghost, it's better to be a female ghost, and it's better to be a virgin ghost. When you're dying, you can find a daughter-in-law and give an explanation to the dead father in the underworld. Chen Shaoyang longed for it.

"Life comes - life comes -" the corpse, dressed in white cloth, came slowly to them.

For a moment, the two were terrified and the yuan God rushed into space.

Did you really hit a ghost? Definitely not!

After calming down a little, they retreated slowly and were ready to wait for the opportunity.

Suddenly, Chen Shaoyang accidentally bumped into a corpse bed. The bed fell over and the body on it fell to the ground.

Chen Shaoyang and Chen Shaoyang hurriedly straightened the bed, and then wanted to restore the body to its original position.

By this time, the "ghost" had come behind them.

"Life comes - life comes -" the "ghost" still inspires the soul.

The sound suddenly sounded in their ears. They were suddenly surprised and threw the body on the "ghost".

Bang. The "ghost" was immediately put to the ground by the body.

Just when the "ghost" got up in panic, Chen Shaoyang turned on the light.

For a moment, the morgue was as bright as day.

That "ghost" can be revealed. It's Zheng Zhikui.

It turned out that Zheng Zhikui hurried into the morgue.

Seeing so many bodies, he peed in his crotch. He wanted to find another place to hide, but he heard the footsteps and dialogue between Chen Shaoyang and Chen Shaoyang. He had no choice but to lie on the empty corpse bed.

After a while, Chen Shaoyang and Chen Shaoyang came in.

It's haunting! Zheng Zhikui sighed in his heart. I've been reduced to this point. I'm still chasing after him. What a sin!

Listening to the conversation between the two, Zheng Zhikui suddenly thought of a clever move to pretend to be a ghost.

Pretending to be a ghost is really a clever trick.

Zheng Zhikui felt very comfortable looking at their frightened appearance. He hasn't been happy since he met these two goods.

Just when he was in high spirits, he was knocked down by the body. Before he got up, the light came on.

At first glance, Zheng Zhikui, Chen Shaoyang and Chen Shaoyang felt incomparably happy. It's not a ghost, that's good!

Suddenly, Zheng Zhikui picked up a body and smashed it at them. Chen Shaoyang and Chen Shaoyang quickly dodged left and right.

Snap! The body fell to the ground, and a perfect and naked body stood out in front of them. It was a female body.

Perhaps, just died; Maybe, natural beauty.

The corpse was as straight as a living person, with peach blossom and face, and water was dripping. Especially the jade peak, with fragrance and crystal clear.

The corpse lay flat on the ground, with jade legs open, and the feeling of "hole" was full. The source of peach blossoms was still the place where grass grows and Orioles fly, birds sing and flowers smell.

In this situation, which is the morgue? It's like misty rain in the south of the Yangtze River. Recalling the south of the Yangtze River, the scenery used to be familiar. The sunrise River flowers are red than fire, and the spring river water is as green as blue.

The hormones of Chen Shaoyang and Chen Shaoyang suddenly surge, the tide rises and falls, and their bodies swell and swell. There is a feeling that they have to vent when they die, and a feeling that they are not happy when they don't vent.

Lord, save me, a lamb burning in lust! Chen Shaoyang hurried to pray.

The dead are great. Such a beautiful woman must not be blasphemed. Therefore, they suppressed their lust and laboriously carried the female corpse to the corpse bed and covered it with white cloth.

Bang. Zheng Zhikui threw the body viciously again. Still naked.

As soon as they saw the facial expression of the body, they chose to give up at the same time.

Bang. Another one came, a female corpse. Zheng Zhikui saw that they were indifferent to the man's body, so he quickly adjusted his strategy and only threw the woman's body.

Chen Shaoyang and Chen Shaoyang hurried to clean up the mess.

Suddenly, the Yufeng of a female corpse was ravaged and broken, and her legs were torn and broken. It was terrible.

Lord, Chen Shaoyang and Chen Shaoyang are carrying a jade leg respectively. They are filled with righteous indignation. This dog forced thing is too merciless.

Just as Zheng Zhikui was laughing, they rushed over.

Zheng Zhikui was pressed to the ground before he reacted.

They were angry and blasphemed the dead. It was not a man, so they beat him violently.

At the moment, Zheng Zhikui, how miserable. It can be said that this is the worst time since he was born.

If there is an audience, we can only see the fist shadow and foot shape of Chen Shaoyang and Chen Shaoyang, and we can only hear Zheng Zhikui's scream.

Finally, Chen Shaoyang and Chen Shaoyang are tired. They stood up and took a few deep breaths.

Zheng Zhikui lay on the ground with white eyes, silent.

"Dead?" Chen Shaoyang is curious.

"The dead ball is just right. It will be sent directly to the crematorium, saving a lot of processes and energy conservation and emission reduction." Chen Shaoyang is still gasping.

"Big brother, I'm not dead." Zheng Zhikui cut in feebly.

Then they were beaten again.

"Big brother, don't fight. I, I, die." Zheng Zhikui begged for mercy.

Then they were beaten again.

Well, this time, when this guy closes his eyes, he's really silent.

After a break, they cleaned up the remains.