Cooking in the Monster Shelter

The butcher cried so much that it was raining with pears. Lin Lin looked at his aggrieved face and was really embarrassed to continue the bullying, so she had to comfort her by saying, "Uncle, don't cry. If we cry again, we might eat braised people tonight Tongue out."

What kind of comfort is this? The atmosphere became even more weird in an instant!

The butcher's face turned pale, he stopped crying instantly, only the tears were still streaming, making a silent accusation.

"Speaking of which, I have always cared about one problem," she paused. "What about the other residents in this town? Even if the population is sparsely populated, it won't be as empty as a dead city."

"Very, many of them fell out two years ago."

Speaking of this past, the tall man couldn't help but curled up, his face pale: "I heard that an outsider was killed when he saw a ghost and killed most of the town. I happened to not encounter the demon at the time. , I was lucky enough to survive-God bless it, it was really the luckiest day of my life."

Concubine Lin didn't speak, but glanced at Chi Yu beside her faintly.

Sorry, uncle, God opened a window for you back then, and closed all the doors today. That guy is standing in front of you now.

Meeting again after two years is really destined.

"The ghosts and monsters in this town are controlled by grievances, and they have become machines that just kill." Chi Yu twitched his mouth slightly, and explained softly with an irrelevant appearance, "If you don't get rid of them, there will be more innocents. Humans are in distress."

As soon as his voice fell, a strange voice came from the direction of the door: "For example, you two, hehehe."

This voice was muddy and low-pitched, it was as vague as something in the mouth, and there was a rustling sound of flowing water, completely unlike the sound made by a human being.

Concubine Lin was uncomfortable, and immediately went looking for her reputation, and saw a group of irregularly shaped clear water in front of the door.

This water fluid is very active, still in a slow-flowing state, sometimes condensed into the appearance of a human head, and sometimes scattered into messy and mottled water droplets, and finally kept the motion of the waves rising and said sinkingly: "Hello."

The butcher endured the pain and shouted: "Waterspirit!"

"Shui Ling..." Lin Hao repeated the name and smiled helplessly, "Did even the water mutate? The business scope of the Undead Knight is really wide enough."

Chi Yu frowned and uttered two words softly as if talking to himself: "Oops."

Concubine Lin thought he was worrying that the water spirit was not easy to deal with, and was about to say a few words to comfort him, but he heard the boy continue to say: "Be careful not to get water on your clothes. You may have a cold."

Shui Ling:?

What do you mean, isn't it that in the mind of this stinky boy, its threat is not as great as "getting a cold after getting wet"?

This sentence just pierced Zhong Shui Ling's fragile self-esteem. Hearing it raged, it gathered into a tsunami shape and rushed forward, and the two dodged extremely quickly.

"Give up, you can't escape, and you can't kill me!" It giggled, and the lingering splashes of water condensed into a handful of sharp blades, and flew straight to Lin Yan in mid-air. "Fist and sword are for me. It's all just tickling, what can hurt the water?"

Nothing is softer than water, and no one is better than water. Although the flowing water is extremely soft, it has the effect of devouring everything when it converges. Its offensive is not hurried but aggressive, and every attack carries a great deal of power.

Lin Yan frowned slightly, her brain running fast.

Ordinary physical attacks can't hurt it at all. Even if it is cut with a blade, the water flow can gather and recover in a blink of an eye. Blindly hiding or using brute force is not the answer, if you want to defeat the water spirit, you must find another way.

Compared with her, Chi Yu's thinking on the side is completely different.

Because of his special identity, killing the undead with his power is a trivial matter. This water spirit is difficult and self-righteous, so it is better to slash the mess directly.

——Not to mention, it would be bad if the clothes were really wet.

The shadow of the boy's eyes suddenly rose, and he was about to draw his sword to fight, when he suddenly heard the little girl next to him muttering like a realization: "I know."

Her voice was clear and soft, with a smile of joy, incompatible with the gloomy and silent atmosphere around her, knocking on her eardrums very clearly.

This voice was like a kind of seal, Chi Yu blinked his eyes when he heard the words, and when he looked at her, his eyes were clear, where there was the slightest bit of murderous intent. He retracted his right hand that was about to withdraw the knife, lowered his voice and asked, "Why?"

Lin Hao smiled leisurely, and uttered four words categorically: "Believe in science."

Their conversation ended quickly. From Shui Ling's point of view, it was nothing more than the two outsiders who jumped out of the warehouse window after a hurried discussion, then ran into another house in a panic, and closed the door very foolishly.

For Shui Ling, the two of them had become fat sheep to be slaughtered, and they couldn't escape its palm in any way, so the chasing was unhurried.

Different from the butcher who is pursuing results, in its eyes, watching the prey rushing in a hurry during hunting is very interesting. The most unsatisfactory one is the moment when people find that hope has turned into endless despair and their expressions collapsed. If you put them to death in an instant, the fun will inevitably diminish a lot.

The act of closing the door was completely useless. After all, Shuiling itself was a liquid that could change its form at will. It easily turned into a pool of squirming water stains and got into the room through the cracks in the door.

It moves slowly and silently on the wooden floor, the transparent liquid is almost integrated with the surrounding environment, and it is difficult to detect if you don't look for it carefully.

His eyes circled the whole house, and without much effort, he found two runners in the corner of the living room.

They stood where there was nowhere to escape, presumably they had given up struggling because of extreme fear and despair. Shui Ling grinned, speeding up and rushing towards the two of them.

It rushed fast and ran in ecstasy until it passed through the middle of the living room and its body seemed to dangle some kind of long rope hanging on the ground, and then subconsciously stopped.

A not-so-good premonition surged into my heart at that moment, Shuiling turned his gaze stiffly, and finally saw the true face of the so-called long rope——

It was a broken wire, which was artificially pulled out for a long length and laid flat on the floor.

Shui Ling: Gan.

It turned out that closing the door was not to prevent it from entering the house, but to block the line of sight and prevent it from discovering that the two were fiddling with wires.

From a scientific point of view, extremely pure water has no solute that can supply electricity to ionize ions, and it has almost no conductivity. However, the water spirit has accumulated a lot of impurities in the body for so many years, and it can be said that every bit of it is wonderful. Conductor.

What kind of feeling it felt at this time, Lin Hao didn't know about it. She only saw a flash of electric light in the trance, and the pool of liquid on the ground began to twitch violently, and the water splashed all over, accompanied by heart-piercing screams and convulsions.

Probably it might be possible, it's really uncomfortable.

The oval water stains covering the floor finally returned to calm after a burst of violent splashes, and the wailing that resounded through the house came to an abrupt end, and the water spirit collapsed to the ground silently, like a dead fish unable to move.

The instigator Lin Hao had no guilt: "Dead?"

"Probably not." Chi Yu pushed the wire out of the water beach with a glass. "The undead won't die by pure physical attack, it should just pass out."

"Oh." She picked up the absorbent mop placed in the corner of the living room, with a happy smile on her face, "Then give it a farewell gift."

Shui Ling was awakened by the smell.

It recovered from its coma, and just regained consciousness, it found that it was wrapped in a black and foul-smelling water. And because it has the characteristic of absorbing liquid, a lot of sewage has been melted with it.

Shui Ling tried his best to remember, and finally remembered the last scene before his consciousness dissipated——

The kind-looking girl sucked it all into the mop, and then drained the water directly into the toilet drain without mercy.

The most important problem is that the sewers in this small town have not been cleaned for two full years.

Two years, what is that concept.

The clumps of aquatic weeds, moss and plankton gurgled around, and the garbage accumulated for a long time was also wrapped into its body. The most disgusting thing is the foul-smelling wastewater in the sewers. The odor becomes more intense after years of fermentation. With the added taste of dust, thick slurry and silt, it is almost comparable to biochemical weapons.

The cold sewage patted wildly on its face, and the warm tears mixed with the garbage.

The thoughts of the water spirit floated in it blankly, the water dissolves in the water, and it is difficult to separate and blend with each other. When it is completely integrated with the sewage from the sewer, it can no longer tell where it is its own body and where it is the waste that is originally here.

It wants to die.

But before that, those two **** must be brought to hell.

With this belief, the undead who fell into endless self-loath worked hard, endured the nausea and shuttled between the sewers, and finally saw two familiar figures on a certain street corner.

Disregarding everything else, the water spirit jumped into the air through the sewage pipe and appeared on the ground at the moment, not forgetting to match himself with a very cool sound effect: "Wow!"

The self in Shui Ling's eyes: tall and powerful body, perseverance and perseverance, the king of revenge who broke free from hell.

The water spirit in the eyes of other people: the whole body exudes a stench, and it jumps out of the sewer very unhygienicly, a black muddy cloud.

According to its original idea, they should have been scared and screamed, but Lin Yu frowned and took a step back: "Hey, what is this, it's disgusting."

Chi Yu didn't even bother to give it straight eyes, sneered slightly, "Mud monster?"

gross.

Mud monster.

Shui Ling's mind was severely damaged, and his body was tumbling and rolling with sewage, condensed into irregular polygons.

Please be a little self-aware, please! It was originally a clear, lovely and pure small beach, okay! Who caused the current result, who is it!

Lin Yan looked at it carefully, and asked uncertainly: "You won't be...Shui Ling."

you! Say! Too!

Shui Ling exhaled a foul breath, crying as he spoke, "Bi Chi, I want you to pay for it!"

It cried and screamed, dragging its body covered with mud and rushing forward. Its filthy body was like a huge wave, surging Lao Gao violently. However, before he could get close to the two of them, he caught a glimpse of Lin Concubine taking out a bottle of something, unscrewing the lid and splashing it at it after dexterously avoiding the first wave of attacks.

This liquid is very irritating, burning every part of the body like a fiery flame. Shui Ling was so painful that she stopped her movements, exhausted her last bit of strength, and focused her gaze on the bottle in the little girl's hand.

It turned out to be a bottle of shower gel, strawberry flavor.

"Is it better?" Lin Yan looked at it from a long distance, smiling very wickedly, "We guessed that you will come, the shower gel is specially prepared. The sewer is too dirty, it is better to wash it. , Otherwise your appearance would be too sloppy."

The teenager beside her made no secret of the harsh mockery, turning his head slightly and slowing down: "Although it has expired for a year, it should be barely usable. No thanks."

Shuiling twitched all over.

The shower gel does have the effect of cleaning up stains, but this thing does not play any role in it. As long as it is touched, it will be swallowed into the stomach.

In other words, it swallowed a whole bottle of shower gel just now, which was one year out of date.

The sky is a lesson, it endured the uncomfortable first, swallowing countless insects, mud and sewage, and now it was unprepared to absorb all the shower gel in one breath, and its stomach was turned upside down.

The two completely incompatible liquids entangled and faced each other, making the water spirit unbearable, spit out a mouthful of muddy water in embarrassment, and at the same time, a mouthful of bubbles came out.

vomit.

It is dirty, so dirty.

The water, bubbles, and silt surged together, and it was sad and confused, only knowing that it had accomplished a feat that no one had ever practiced.

——I vomit myself.

Concubine Lin held her nose and took a step forward: "How do you feel? Is it better?"

Shui Ling backed away frantically, completely giving up resistance: "Brother and sister, please, don't mess with me, okay?"

It always thought it was a terrifying and terrifying hunting drama. It didn't expect that these two humans would become "Approach to Science". It was an electric shock and a weak acid shower gel. No matter who left it, it could not stand it.

What can it do? It is also desperate.

Lin Ma received the words solemnly: "You were planning to attack us first. This is considered legitimate defense and protected by law."

I go to your legitimate defense.

Shui Lingqi laughed so hard that it was about to be tossed into another species of mud monster. What kind of defense is this, it is simply a unilateral bullying, how can one be so excessive.

The more it thought about it, the more angry it got, and the black bubbles that popped up all over it almost enveloped the whole body. Thinking of the days when I was in trouble, I couldn't help swallowing bitter tears, and sneered in a broken jar.

"You dare to treat me like this, you're done! I want to inform the people of the whole town to encircle and suppress you!" Shui Ling laughed unconsciously, no longer wanting to take his image into consideration, and rushed straight into the sewer, "Get ready, Bichi! "

It was arrogant and domineering, but the two men who were threatened fiercely didn't care. Lin Hao even said "goodbye" to it politely, full of expectation and excitement in his tone.

When Shui Ling puffed and escaped into the sewer, Chi Yu turned his head slightly to look at her, with a very light tone and a casual smile: "Have you fun?"

"not bad."

Lin Yan responded without hesitation, drew the dagger from her waist, and saw her smiling eyes through the narrow and transparent face of the knife: "It must be more interesting later, I can't wait."

The author has something to say:

I actually think that the mud monsters are so cute (?) Thanks to the little angel who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:

2 bottles of paper ash; 1 bottle of Nicole and Junzizhu;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!