Cooking in the Monster Shelter

"Five floors underground?"

The time after dinner is always very pleasant. Mino left the shelter for a walk and digestion. Nan Li claimed to go back to the room to make handmade cross stitch to make money. Chi Yu was stared at by Lin Yu for a while and never looked at her again. Some embarrassed excuses to leave.

Concubine Lin sat in the library of the living area, suddenly raised her gaze from the pages of the book, and saw Dracula and Lingxi who were desperately trying to be cute with their wide-eyed eyes.

-Although Meng hasn't been sold, the pleats are crowded, like two withered old chrysanthemums.

"Yeah!" Lingxi's eyes lit up, "I heard that there are many weird gadgets on the fifth floor of the basement, but only the employee card has access to that floor. Can you..."

Concubine Lin raised her eyebrows and clamped the bookmark in the paper industry.

In this way, she has been to the asylum for so long and has never been to the fifth underground floor.

Unlike the sixth floor, which houses many anomalous creatures, there are all kinds of supernatural objects placed there. According to the employee manual, the fifth floor is mainly divided into two areas, an open area and a closed room. The former is for all employees to visit, and the latter is responsible for storing high-risk items. Only high-level permissions can open it.

Her thinking time did not exceed one second, and she almost immediately followed Lingxi, and she agreed without hesitation: "No problem."

Unlike the six underground floors that are deep and airtight and resemble a prison, the fifth floor is closer to a museum with mixed styles.

In the spacious hall, various objects decorated with glass windows are arranged neatly, and the incandescent light ray falls on it, reflecting a slightly dazzling fluorescence. The snow-white walls echoed the light-colored tiles, and the thin, cold tones gave the entire space a quiet and solemn atmosphere. As soon as Dracula and Lingxi stepped into the door, the noisy cells all over their bodies quieted unconsciously.

An oil painting hung on the wall closest to the entrance. Dracula approached curiously, and was slightly stunned after seeing the picture clearly.

As far as his eyes could reach, there was only one girl who looked eighteen or nineteen years old. She lay reclining on the dilapidated and soft red velvet sofa, with a black cloth covering most of her body, blending with her long black hair, and the deep dark tones violently spread out in an overwhelming battle.

The beautiful body of the girl was faintly exposed under the black cloth, but it was plump and did not appear to be bloated. The snow-white skin reflected a few imaginative crimson, and his arms were like round lotus joints, lazily hanging on the armrest of the sofa.

Her look is charming, innocent, charming and innocent, and her slender eyes are reflected with a faint fire. This sense of distance from wanting to refuse and welcome can most touch the heartstrings, like a bright white light that tears through the darkness, which can be seen in the presence of two people. A male compatriot looked straight.

"Okay, so cute!" Dracula took a deep breath. "Is she smiling at me?"

"Dreaming." Lingxi fixedly looked at the girl's slightly closed eyes with a smile, and the corners of her mouth opened wide, "It's obviously for me."

The only conscious Lin Yan gave them a quick glance, and then silently looked at the brief introduction of the object under the oil painting.

[Serial No. 21: The Man in the Painting

I don't know who was born in the portrait. The protagonist in the painting has a special attraction to men, and the spontaneous affection of love will continue until the line of sight is removed. As long as you look at the girl for more than twenty seconds, you will dream of her in the night. According to statistics, most of them are nightmares with **** colors. 】

Poor male animals.

When the two reluctantly said goodbye to the portrait of the girl, they continued to walk along the smooth floor and came to a row of neatly arranged glass cabinets.

The outermost cabinet door is not locked. Looking inward through the glass, you can see an ordinary glass bottle and a large pile of colorful jelly beans in the bottle.

[Serial Number 36: Accent Rainbow Beans

Fruit-flavored candies that taste good. After swallowing it, the speech will become a random accent for a period of time. The time is uncertain, the accent is uncertain.

Because the scientific research department has successfully realized mass production after imitation, it is now open for free tasting. 】

"Mass production of this stuff? The old antiques in the scientific research department are really boring."

After all, Lingxi is a child who loves new things. He said that he poured a red jelly bean from the bottle and threw it into his mouth without hesitation.

Dracula followed, picking an orange candy: "How about?"

The child nodded desperately: "Oh-my Virgin Mary! It is actually a charming watermelon taste, it tastes exactly like the fresh and ripe fruit of Aunt Sofia's! For God's sake, you should really taste this little guy. ."

—It's actually an American translation accent! Is this also a kind of accent! In real life speaking like this will definitely be blasted away. Hey!

"Kao Bei, I was defeated by you! How can you talk so funny!" Dracula hurriedly shut his mouth halfway through, and after a long while he continued speaking impeccably, "It's so ridiculous, It’s a big loss, what the **** is going on with this candy, making me a sauce."

Lingxi laughed loudly: "My old man, you are really a stupid groundhog."

Dracula: "What are you doing! You are a locomotive! Shut up and shout at me!"

Concubine Lin:...

Taiwanese accents and American translation accents are noisy and noisy. Is this kind of scene real? Completely stepped through the dimension wall and began to communicate! How can you be friends with different styles of painting!

Concubine Lin didn't have a look at all, and didn't have the courage to follow them to try that strange bottle of jelly beans, so she could only change the subject palely: "Don't make a noise, let's move on."

I have to say that there are a lot of interesting gadgets on the 5th floor underground. All kinds of containment items have their own characteristics, and it can be said that only humans can't think of it, and they can't do it without them.

Lin Hao passed by the glass mirror with perspective function, the sun umbrella that will encounter rainy weather within ten minutes after opening, and the fountain pen that never runs out of ink, and saw a few old movie tickets scattered on the ground.

Most of the movie tickets are placed in an unlocked glass cabinet, which does not seem to be abnormal. Perhaps because it was used by others not long ago, several of them were scattered around in a mess and fell to the floor.

"This is not locked, you should be able to use it at will!"

Dracula followed Concubine Lin eagerly, picking up a few movie tickets from the ground, just about to put them back in the glass cabinet obediently, and inadvertently scanned the black and white letters on the introduction.

[No. 40: Role-playing movie

Touching the movie ticket will be regarded as the holder and will enter the movie world on time in three minutes and play the role of the protagonist.

After many times of practice, the way to return to reality is to die or clear the ending. I wish you all have fun. 】

Gan.

Dracula lowered his head tremblingly, and glanced at the movie tickets in his palms-"The Devil's Prisoner's Love: The President's Stand-in Lover", "The President's Fallen Ex-wife", "The Cocky Satan's Love".

He knew all these Chinese characters, but they were garbled when they were combined, and he didn't even know what they meant.

The hand holding the ticket trembled slightly.

"The movie I got is called "The Mansion". It sounds like a suspense and horror type of work." Lin Hao smiled, with a somewhat helpless tone, "Lingxi, how about you?"

"It's so stupid!" The child held the "Willow Street Chainsaw Murder" in his hand, his eyes flushed, "I swear, I must kick the guy who threw the movie ticket in the **** with my boots, and let Aunt Susannah Make him a sweetheart pie! God, save—"

The word pity him was still stuck in his throat, and it was cut off abruptly, just like weeds that had been completely eradicated, without a slight lingering sound.

[Welcome to "Xiaolou"! This is a special narration for the movie, and the following will introduce you to the plot summary. 】

Concubine Lin was awakened by the throbbing pain on the back of her head.

Her condition was not good, her head was aching as if she had received a heavy blow, her hands and feet were tightly bound, and the surrounding area was pitch black, and she could only vaguely feel that it was a small and cramped room.

At the same time as she regained consciousness, she heard a cold and soft female voice.

[Your sister disappeared inexplicably a week ago. Before she disappeared, she sent you a text message containing only the words "Tianyi Apartment". In order to find her trace, you deliberately rented in Tianyi Apartment, but you didn't expect that not only there are many strange rules here, but the residents are also strange and almost terrifying. The movie starts at night. You are suddenly attacked while walking on the stairs of the apartment. Then you wake up with your eyes open and you have come to a completely strange place. 】

【keep quiet! Listen, is someone coming...]

Along with this whispering whisper, Lin Hao heard the heavier and heavier footsteps from far to near, along with it, there was also the sharp noise of blades rubbing against the floor.

No lights were turned on in the whole house, and the bleak moonlight came in through the windows, and the auditory senses were infinitely amplified in the darkness. The sound of blades and footsteps carried a crippling evil spirit, almost spreading to the entire night.

Da da.

With a light click, the door handle was unscrewed heavily.

And she was **** with her hands and feet, unable to move at all.

The voice spoke again at this moment:

[In order to ensure the smooth interpretation of the movie and conform to the image of the characters, please try to act in accordance with the original plot and focus on escape. Don't fight back, don't fight back, don't fight back. 】

Standing at the entrance of an unknown alley, Dracula thought about his current situation very seriously.

The movie he is in is called "The Devil's Prisoner's Love: The President's Stand-in Lover". The outline of the plot is that the heroine Xie Jiayi looks exactly like the missing Bai Yueguang of a certain president. The latter regards her as a lover. Bai Yueguang returned home.

After experiencing Xie Jiayi's kidney digging and eye cornea removal, the president finally realized that Bai Yueguang was cruel, and that his true love was the heroine who had been by her side, so she tore her bare hands on a stormy night. The cornea of ​​the eye paid off the debt, and finally got forgiveness by the heroine through this action. The two people came to their pains and greeted a happy reunion.

Dracula, stunned.

Why can such a plot be forgiven and love each other? The heroine definitely has a brain case, or is it just a trembling M! If an apology is useful, what do you want the police to do in the world! And is the plot point of tearing the cornea of ​​the eye serious? He really only heard of tearing the cabbage!

Probably, maybe, this is the mysterious Eastern power.

Mr. Earl looked haggard, but when he thought about it, he felt extremely grateful.

The movie will never give him a female role. If he wants to be the main character, he can only become the idiot president who has nothing but money. Only a fool can fall in love wholeheartedly. In this way, he can get a promotion and raise his salary to become the general manager and become the CEO, marry Bai Fumei to the pinnacle of life, and think about it, he will be a little excited.

His imagination is very full, but it is a pity that the reality immediately came and hit it hard—

A sports car screamed extremely arrogantly and stopped right in front of him impartially. The dark car door opened, and a young woman in her twenties walked out of it.

She has a delicate face but indifferent expression. She is dressed in a capable and neat black suit, her high heels are violently stepped on, and her eyes look at him as cold as ice ball. When she walked, three black characters clearly appeared beside her: Xie Jiayi.

That's right, after all, it was a poor child who was played with as a stand-in, and she could expect how friendly her eyes were.

Dracula laughed coldly, thinking that he was coquettish, and by the way, he used his orchid finger to lick his forehead and hair, and every cell on his body exuded four words: master temperament.

"From now on, I sweat and you are okay. Abecause..."

Before he finished speaking, a soft female voice was caught off guard.

[Narrator: The oncoming woman has a flawless face, and her slashed cheeks show a proud and ruthless demeanor. When she squints at Dracula, her eyes are three-point thin, two-point sneers, hundred Twenty-three percent of carelessness and 27 percent of disdain. 】

What the **** is "shaved cheeks"! Hearing this adjective, he really could only think of a face that had been slashed with blood and blood! This is not a romantic drama of Mary Su but a horror movie!

And with just one look, it is impossible for anyone to figure out so many weird emotions. Hey! What's more, this value is a bit too specific, are her eyes a fan-shaped statistical graph!

and many more.

There is something wrong with this narration.

—Is the heroine in the sadomasochistic drama like this?

Without waiting for Dracula to react to the current situation, he went straight forward to Convenience, leaning in his ear and whispering: "You grinning little fairy."

As she said, she raised her right hand and pressed him against the stone wall next to the laneway, with a sneer at the corner of her mouth: "You are just a dispensable stand-in, clarify your position. Don't do it to make me mind-blowing. Stupid thing, understand, huh?"

Is it because the soymilk machine has become a fine?

Dracula froze in place with expressionless face, and suddenly heard a loud bang behind him, and when he turned his head in a daze, he realized that the wall had been pushed and fell.

The unknown passer-by standing on the other side of the wall faced him, and he could only see eyes full of horror when looking at each other. Then the former shook his head and murmured to himself as he turned and left: "Oh, this is the 3786th couple who pressed on the wall to kiss. I knew this wall was going to be crushed sooner or later."

It turns out that pressing on the wall is a common hobby of everyone in the romance drama! Say sorry to the wall, you bastards! Just stand up and talk with two people. What do you mean by pressing him against the wall? This sister is learning gecko to climb the wall?

wrong.

The point is not these.

Dracula's heart twitched, don't ask him why there are so many tears in his eyes, it's just that he was so deeply fooled by this crumb setting. He thought he was an overbearing president, but he didn't expect to become the president's trembling lover who had his cornea torn by kidney removal.

F.

Who can stand this, help!

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