Cooking in the Monster Shelter

The girl with braids did not speak or move.

She didn't have most of her facial features. At this moment, her hair was completely burnt out, and her entire head became an endless brain gate, with only one mouth wide open in vain.

You can't change the fact that you have become a light bulb at all.

Although the braid girl's hair can stretch freely, it is only limited to the situation where there is still hair on the head. As the saying goes, it is difficult for a clever woman to cook without rice. Now her head can be described as a real hairless hair. As for the black instant noodles that are broken on the ground, she will never listen to her orders.

"I... I'm going to kill you ooh!" The braid girl leaped forward with an electric light bulb, "Die to me!"

Lin He blankly pushed her away and stood in front of Concubine Lin.

"Come on, Master," Su Zepi smiled, "Do you want to blind us with a bald head, or use a big iron head to smash it?"

What is she hitting.

The girl with braids opened her mouth wide, and let out a sharp scream: "Hit the head!"

With a roar, the woman slammed forward, hitting Su Ze's forehead with an unbiased forehead, and knocking out a big bag; the latter screamed hoarsely, knocking her head desperately with her left hand.

One is a big bald head with missing facial features, and the other is a left-behind child suffering from chicken claw-style wrist spasms. Two disabled patients compete for each other and contribute to a kindergarten-level play-style fight.

"Sister Lin Yu," You Haoyu covered his nose, trying to relieve some of the burning smell that kept pouring into the nasal cavity, "Aren't we going to stop him?"

"Hair is the only weapon for a braided child. Now that it has been completely burned by the fire, she basically has no threat."

Lin Hao's gaze never left the two urban legends who were fighting together. He watched Su Ze bend his knuckles without blinking, and hit each other's sleek head again and again.

In the sound of the sound, she changed the subject enthusiastically: "Look, does he seem to be knocking on a wooden fish?"

You Haoyu:...

You Haoyu couldn't help but laughed out: "Like."

Su Ze, friend, I'm sorry.

Everything that happened in the night of urban legends was far beyond his cognition level as an ordinary student. Before that, You Haoyu had always been in a state of nervous tension. As long as there was a slight disturbance, it was like a frightened bird. Half dead.

Only now, when standing next to Concubine Lin, did he finally feel a little bit of peace of mind after a long absence.

He hadn't laughed so relaxedly in a long time. Even if he was in such a dangerous situation, he still couldn't forget to joke with people around him. Among all the people he met, there was probably only Lin Ma.

Thanks to her, he can get short leisure and peace of mind while he is alive and dead.

As we all know, Mr. Zhou Shuren once said that life is a constant ups and downs.

As soon as the thought of finally being able to breathe a sigh of relief flashed through his mind, You Haoyu heard a huge buzzing sound coming from not far away fiercely. He looked up hurriedly, followed the prestige, and saw a vague silhouette of a human figure in mid-air.

The shadow got closer and closer, and the roar became louder and louder. The surrounding light was hazy, and he could only see what the other party looked like.

It was a tall humanoid, covered with light gray fine hairs. What was incompatible with the rough shape was that it was actually wearing a black suit. When floating in the night sky, the monster can almost merge with the surrounding darkness, the translucent wings flapping continuously behind it, and the buzzing sound is made from this. The creature's whole body was dim, with only a pair of big round eyes emitting dazzling red light, like two red lights suddenly lit at night.

A faint thought emerged from the young man's mind, making his back chill subconsciously.

"Could it be it?"

You Haoyu had a solemn expression, his heart pounding uncontrollably: "The mysterious and unspeakable monster with a pair of huge wings...!"

Concubine Lin also looked in the direction of the shadow and nodded thoughtfully: "Well, that's right, it's that guy."

Su Ze finally got out of the state of "small fist punching your forehead", and the weak raised his hand and asked: "I'm sorry to disturb you. Winged, indescribable, blood-sucking, so long that he doesn't get along with vampires at all. Is it the aunt's towel after becoming a fine?"

Concubine Lin raised her hand without hesitation and knocked on his head severely.

[Urban Legend No. 10: Mothman.

There are many things on the earth that are beyond nature and cannot be explained by science. The urban legend I want to tell you is one of them.

Although the existence of hawkmoths has not been officially confirmed, there have been many sightings of them in the United States. According to rumors, the FBI deliberately launched a special investigation for this purpose, but unfortunately it failed to find any valuable clues, and the result was nothing.

In the testimony of many eyewitnesses, the hawkmoth was portrayed as a humanoid creature with wings.

They have a much shriveled body similar to humans, with light gray fur covering the surface of the skin; large round eyes reflect bright red light, like a terrible blood color; without a neck, behind the shoulders are a pair of huge, The transparent wings can make the mothman soar in the air.

The arrival of this race has always been accompanied by the death of human beings for no reason. There are rumors that the moth people live on human blood and spend all the year looking for prey in the dark; others say that they are aliens or demons from other galaxies. The messenger can be described as a hundred schools of thought contending, and opinions are divided.

The earliest rumors began in a cemetery in West Virginia in the United States in 1966. At that time, a few men were working in the cemetery when they suddenly saw a gray humanoid object landing on a large tree nearby. After a short pause, they left quickly. This incident was briefly reported, but no one wanted to believe it at the time—but shortly after that, there were sightings of hawkmoths in various parts of the United States.

Among hundreds of incidents, large and small, the most famous one was the "Silver Bridge Incident" in West Virginia in 1967. At that time, the Silver Bridge suddenly broke for no reason, causing the accidental death of a large number of innocent people. Witnesses claimed to see a gray figure with wings at the moment the bridge body was disconnected. The shadow was originally standing on the top of the bridge, and then turned away before staying for a few seconds. At the same time it was leaving, the bridge Also collapsed.

In the past few decades, despite the large number of witnesses, no one can provide any evidence to prove the real existence of hawkmoths.

In addition, their whereabouts are uncertain and their status is a mystery. They were once regarded as symbols of disaster and death, and they are active in urban legends around the world.

If I were to say it, Mothmen are no different from vampires. They have sharp teeth and scarlet eyes. They are cruel and domineering blood hunters who walk in the dark. 】

The Mothman is well-known, but it has not been confirmed that it really exists. Rao could be regarded as the well-informed Lin Hao and couldn't help being curious, and at the same time as You Haoyu raised his head to look at it carefully.

Fierce red eyes, powerful wings, strong and burly body.

You Haoyu's heartbeat became faster, and the Mothman really lived up to expectations, perfectly explaining what is "the messenger of the **** of death", just standing to the horizon is enough to shock everyone.

As soon as the boy thought of this, he heard a majestic and low voice, accompanied by a buzzing sound slowly: "I have come to find the light, and I am looking for the most dazzling lights in the city, just to prove the glory of our blood. You want to know me. Name and surname?"

Speaking is so imposing!

Under You Haoyu’s respectful and frightened gaze, it sneered and looked at everyone on the ground with disdain, with a tone like a king who had descended on the world: "I am a family of vampires. The thirty-eighth heir, Tom Susupavlov·Junshangli Qinglei·Tom Cruise·Zunlong·Blood Rid·Mei·J."

You Haoyu:?

and many more.

There is something wrong, this mothman is absolutely wrong.

Although Mothmen, like vampires, are monsters that rely on human blood for their livelihoods, the "heirs of the vampire family" are 100% not designed by them! The last paragraph of the original urban legend did mention that the two are similar...but you can't just equate them!

The messenger of the **** of death in the ghost story world, the king of disaster who makes the talk changeable——

Its brain is broken?

"The reason why I pursued lights is to prove to the world that our vampires are not afraid of light. Now it seems that I succeeded! I have found the largest and most dazzling light bulb in Qichuan and stood in front of it unscathed! "

Vampires are not afraid of lights! Their setting is obviously not to walk in the sun! Before you played role-playing, didn't you even figure out the basic settings of others? Mr. Mothman!

There are so many slots, You Haoyu is really tired.

The most important point is the so-called "largest and most dazzling light bulb in the city" among the hawkmoth population...

The girl with braids didn't move, her face turned green.

"Ok?"

After flying closer, the hawkmoth finally realized that something was wrong, and was slightly stunned: "What? It turned out that it was not a light bulb, but a large halogen egg growing on humans...hungry."

"Who do you think is an idiot!"

The girl with braids was originally angry because of the glow in her head, when she said this, she stretched out her hand with red eyes and tried to grab her ankle, but the latter quickly dodged her back.

The mothman ignored her and didn't know what he had noticed. A hint of playfulness appeared on the originally uninterested face. After scanning everyone present, he grinned and said, "I smelled the smell of blood...it just happened to be a little hungry. Think of you as a supper. You, inferior humans, should be thankful to be the food for the masters of the family of Vampire Kings."

It slammed its wings and slammed, and landed firmly on the ground. The surrounding air quickly rotated under its influence, and condensed into a strong wind that gathered towards the center. When the mothman landed on the ground, it turned into a cold, cold wind that spreads around.

Seeing that the scarlet under the monster's eyes became more and more obvious, and the atmosphere of killing suddenly enveloped the wild, in such a serious and dangerous situation, someone raised his hand unhurriedly.

Lin Concubine's voice was very clear, and she couldn't hear the slightest nervousness: "Sorry, you are obviously a mothman, why do you call yourself a vampire?"

"Mothman? Cut!"

The moth-man adjusted his tie, put a furry face and big red eyes and said, "How could I be involved in that race! The hairy face and red eyes, that vicious and ugly look is as handsome and elegant as we are. The vampires are two extremes. Mortals, do you know the consequences for asking such offensive questions?"

...This guy actually disliked his own race's looks too ugly, so he forced himself into another species! Is the monster world actually a face-seeking world too real!

wrong.

This is too unreal! This moth man is so ugly that he suffers from hypothesis!

There are so many unsightly people in the world, and I haven't seen anyone say that they are not human for this reason!

"But," the moth-man paused for a moment, and took a step closer to Lin Lin, "No human being dared to say such a thing in front of me. I like warriors with hearts, and I will never let them expire. Woman, you Success caught my attention."

He lowered his eyes and inhaled lightly, his voice low: "Lemon scent. Oh, the smell of this woman is **** sweet!"

This guy actually gave himself the attributes of a domineering president and started to direct and act in a romantic drama! Is it brainwashed after watching too many vampire romance movies like "Vampire" and "Twilight"? Although these words are indeed very demeanor of the hero of a romantic novel, but with his moth face shrouded in gray hair... I'm sorry, it doesn't make people want to start a sweet love at all!

You Haoyu showed a difficult expression, his tucao frequency is almost unable to keep up with the other party's show operation.

"I will accept your first embrace. I will be responsible for you."

The Mothman slowly flapped its wings and rose into the air, with a big round cake-like face with a (self-righteous) smile, which looked like a wrinkled, expired pie. In the howling night breeze, it broke the sound and shouted the last line: "For the glory of the blood race! Gah!"

What the **** is that "quack" like a duck!

Lin He saw it not pleasing to his eyes, immediately raised his fists and stepped forward, but Lin Hao gently pulled the hem of his clothes at the same time. She didn't know what she was thinking, her peach-blossom eyes smiled, with a sly light in the corners of her eyes: "Don't interfere, I have a way."

Seeing the young man opened his mouth slightly, Lin Hui's lips curled up and scared him in an unconvincing tone: "If you have another accident, I won't save you."

Lin He nodded obediently.

The night wind blew up, and the buzzing of wings resembled dense worms, rustling into the ears with a roar that was on the verge of breaking the sound: "You dare to touch another man? Woman, you are playing with fire. From now on, you can only have me in your eyes!"

The moth man is suspended in the low air, his eyes are reminiscent of the red lantern hanging high: "Come on, accept the first embrace! The shaking red wine glass, the lips are like blood stained, and that unusual beauty is mine. Waiting for the unforgivable sin. Love is too beautiful, no matter how dangerous it is, I would like to pay all the tears of overspending thousands of years. My princess, I want to occupy your beauty!"

You Haoyu:...

Did you just embezzle the lyrics without thinking of the lines? Too crumble this guy! He almost sang along, how did this moth hold back the words and not sing the tunes!

Lin Yan smiled and responded to it with lyrics: "Sorry, I think you should still taste the taste of broken bones. Want to **** my blood? Come and try."

When she finished speaking, she turned her voice and whispered to the others around her: "The hawk moths are fierce and strong. If there is a head-on conflict, we will definitely not be its opponents. I have already figured out how to deal with it alone. It’s fine, just stand where you are and don’t move."

After speaking, she turned and ran, leaving behind the moth-man with a blank expression digesting the sentence. When it finally realized the meaning, she realized that Lin Hao had run away.

Her last sentence was an obvious provocation. Where did the Mothman receive such contempt, his eyes blinking with anger, like a broken red light.

After a while, the gray moth let out a helpless chuckle: "What a horrible little fairy. Woman, what should I do with you?"

You Haoyu:...

You Haoyu: "Sister Lin will be fine, right?"

"Compared to Lin Yan," Su Ze shivered with disgust by the moth-man, and raised his eyes to stare at its flying back. "That moth with a problem in the head is more worth worrying about."

They are located in the city center, and the streets are full of large and small commercial shops. Lin looked around, and finally ran into a sports equipment store.

This human being is not very smart.

The Mothman sneered secretly, and escaping into the room would only lead to cocooning and self-binding, unable to find an exit to escape, thus becoming its plate of Chinese food.

It swaggered open the door of the shop and found Lin Hao's figure in front of the neatly arranged shelves at a glance, and then smiled faintly: "Finally caught up with you. Don't move, move again... I can't guarantee what will happen."

As soon as it fell, it was caught off guard to catch a glimpse of a spherical black figure rushing towards him, and then there was a burst of pain of the sky and the earth.

Lin Yan directly threw a small shot put in his face without saying a word.

Too much, its father has never beaten it like this.

Oh my god, how could there be such a pure and unpretentious woman in the world, she is so special, so that she can be moved. The self-control he has always been proud of collapsed in front of this **** little woman!

"Woman, if you deliberately wanted to irritate me, then I tell you, you succeeded!" The mothman wiped off his nosebleeds, and looked at Concubine Lin who was still searching for something on the equipment rack. "You yourself The fire that is provoked, extinguish it yourself."

This guy.

Concubine Lin couldn't help but twitched her eyes, she was too deep into the play.

She didn't say a word, her gaze moving around finally stopped when she encountered something, and her eyes lighted up quietly.

"Don't want to resist, my sharp teeth are invincible, no matter how strong things I face, I can snap them instantly, let alone your delicate neck."

Seeing that the little girl didn't move her back to herself, the moths thought that she might have given up resistance, so she quickened her pace and moved closer, even saying, "Damn, what kind of woman are you, let me... let me... Become unlike myself! In the past, I would not have been so attached to any human beings."

It didn't stop talking, and stopped a step away from Concubine Lin.

As far as you can see, you can clearly see the little girl's slender and white neck, which is also very easily broken. Her blood must be the top one, perhaps with a refreshing lemon scent, making it unable to bear any more.

"I'm a bit shy." After a while, Ms. Lin lowered her head to speak, because her back to it, her voice was extremely small and shy. "When human beings kiss for the first time, we must close our eyes. When we first embrace, can we also ..."

Mothman couldn't restrain the smile at the corner of his mouth, and said in a deep voice as he approached her, "No problem. Baby, I will make you very comfortable!"

He closed his eyes and opened his blood basin, and after taking a deep breath, he bit Lin Yan's neck hard.

However, the hot blood did not flow into the mouth as expected, and the teeth did not touch the soft skin of the girl. Instead, it was a cold, hard ring object. When the tooth passed through it, the root of the tooth was so painful that it was about to break. .

It opened its eyes in amazement, and then it could see exactly what it was holding in its mouth——

Round, cold, and extremely hard.

Just now, it pierced its teeth with great effort...a discus.

The voice of the little human girl gloating over misfortune came from her ear, with a mocking tone: "Wow, it's great, you can really bite it through!"

As if worried about the piercing not being worn firmly, she held the mothman's head with one hand, raised its chin with the other, and pressed both hands to the middle at the same time.

It's like playing with a spring.

This tone, this look, this action.

I'm sorry if I don't beat her hard.

But the Mothman knew that it couldn't do it.

When the upper and lower teeth forcefully bite something, it will produce an extremely huge bite force. As a hawk moth man who lives by sucking blood, its bite force can be called extraordinary.

It is precisely for this reason that several front teeth pierced into the depth of the iron block under the force of a broken bamboo, like nails that were firmly driven into a wooden board by a hammer.

No matter how they got in, the only certainty is that these teeth can't be extracted completely.

"I planned to squeeze it in, but I didn't expect you to cooperate so well, so I really closed my eyes."

Lin Hui smiled gently, imitating her previous tone: "Baby, is it comfortable?"

Mothman: "..."

The discus not only clamped the teeth, but also blocked its tongue, and it could not send out anything except the scream of "Uuuuuuu".

Wait, gag your mouth.

Doesn't this woman want to be the little wife of a domineering vampire, but want to play with it...play that kind of game?

This is too much for children, it loves it!

Ms. Lin didn't care about what he had made up again, patted her palms and turned away, listening to the buzzing of moths one after another behind her expressionlessly.

The result of turning a blind eye to the moth-man was that when she walked out of the sports equipment store, everyone waiting outside with shocked faces turned their attention behind Lin Yan.

The moth was biting something like a dog frisbee in his mouth, and his whole body was spinning and twitching non-stop, his arms were convulsed as if boneless, like a spinning top. The facial features on the moth's face are extremely distorted, especially the cheeks and lips, turning into wrinkled objects like old bark.

——It is exhausting all its strength, trying to free its teeth from the discus.

The Emperor lives up to his heart, and the iron rod can be ground into a needle. It believes that it can do it!

"Uuuuu-!"

With the moth-man’s loud roar and an incomparably windy/sorrowful turn of his head, the pie-shaped round object actually fell out of his mouth, because of inertia, it flew high, drawing a rounded arc in the air. .

Appeared, it's him, it's him, it's him! Following the wonderful tug-of-war competition of the Miss Marys, another great athlete has stepped onto the track and field! Audience friends, audience friends! Now walking slowly to us are the Mothman athletes of the American Ghost Story team!

His vigorous posture is as beautiful as a statue, and his firm eyes light the night! Gathering the power of his whole body, he threw hard, casting his ideals and hopes in an instant. How much hope is condensed by that heavy discus, how much eager expectation is pinned on the beautiful arc, the discus is shining in the air, and the ideal is shining in the heart!

He is the great modern "Discus Thrower"!

Congratulations to the Guaitan Cup Olympic Games!

"I did it! For the glory of the blood race!"

The mothman smiled in the wind: "Wearethechamp, wearethechampions! Hahaha!"

He laughed openly, laughed wanton, and faintly felt something was wrong after he finished speaking, how could he always feel... his mouth leaked when he talked, and it smelled a little bloody.

horse. Sa. card.

As if realizing something, it didn't laugh at all.

I slowly moved my gaze to the corner where the discus was, and when I took a closer look, I realized that it was not only the discus that had been thrown far away, but there were also a few white unknown objects with traces of blood on the top of the discus, which were neatly inlaid on the disc.

Lin Yu pursed her lips in a complicated expression, and stopped talking.

If she is not mistaken, those things are probably, possibly, perhaps, all thrown out by the hawk moth man along with the discus...

Big. Gate. tooth.

Lin Concubine:...

The scene was silent, and time seemed to stand still.

Only a drop of tears slowly slipped from the corner of the monster's eyes.

The Mothman trembled all over, and finally closed its mouth that kept running on the train, and walked to the discus with a trembling expression that looked like a dead child, and quietly picked it up.

Don't ask why it often has tears in its eyes, just because it loves the front teeth so deeply.

"No!!! Goburi Baozi! Yarou Zhenbaozi! Malaysia Yazi! Romania Yazi! My children, ah ah ah!!!" ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

The moth man hit the cake with his head, tears bursting, and when he spoke, the cold wind pierced his mouth from the cavity between his teeth: "I must avenge you for my father, and renew the glory of the Blood Riven·Mei·J family! Rest in peace in this cemetery of iron and blood!"

The time has come, don’t you forget the role-playing! Compared with the discus that is the "cemetery of death of iron and blood", the names "Goubuli Steamed Bun" and "Duck Steamed Bun" are too casual! Later, it must be impossible to compile it, so I directly use the country names "Malaysia" and "Romania" instead, right?

Mr. Mothman, please face reality. Obviously, even the words are leaking, so he is not like a vampire earl who has lost his beloved son, but a seventy or eighty-year-old man who has become crazy after watching a bitter drama.

It's still from Tianjin.

It's too awful.

Maybe this is called "The Birth of an Actor".

"Are you a descendant of a vampire hunter? Oh, woman, first blinded my eyes with love, and then used this despicable means to kill my children... What a good idea!"

Halfway through what he said, he stopped abruptly. He stretched out his hand to cover his mouth and coughed lightly. When he moved his arm away, he saw a wet blood on his palm.

"What, what?"

The mothman was shocked, his red eyeballs almost stared out: "It's the smell of silver mixed with garlic... When did you poison me deadly?! To put it bluntly, I still have a few hours to be able to live?"

...Obviously it's just a tooth loss! Don't want to throw such a heavy pot for her, you are too into the drama, brother!

Looking at the maddening moth-man, Lin Hao felt a loss of guilt for the first time, and stepped forward carefully to try to calm down: "You... don't be too sad. You can't **** blood without your teeth. During this period of time, you can stop eating meat. Being vegetarian and improving the structure of your diet may also benefit your health."

"Yeah yeah."

Su Ze is serious: "It's not too bad to eat a little vegetable."

You Haoyu showed an expression of extreme horror.

Lin Concubine:...

Although there are two words "plant" in the name, plant talents are not vegetarian, okay? Hurry up and apologize to others obediently, bastard!

She originally thought that Su Ze was simply uneducated, but now she discovered that the child was really low in IQ.