Country Little Farmer

Bruce Lee, holding the tissue, has been reminding everyone, "pay attention, pay attention!"

Suddenly, he pretended to shake mysteriously in the air, and then stopped, "ha ha, it's still face paper!"

The whole audience immediately aroused public indignation, "rogue, rogue!"

"Hey, hey, don't be angry! Well, the reason why there is no miracle is that there is no program! "

"What program?" Everybody asked.

"That is, I have to have some good luck, the face paper in my hand will become money, who can let me kiss you girls?" Bruce Lee has a bad smile.

"Hum, look at his bear like face. He's playing tricks again. Don't believe him this time!" Some boys said hard.

This time, the girls listened to the boy's words and looked at Bruce Lee coldly.

"Damn it, how can I make you marvel?" Bruce Lee thought to himself, sneering at the corners of his mouth, and glancing at these young boys and girls in the rainy season.

"Hey, hey, I'm kidding. Attention, attention!" Bruce Lee suddenly shakes the tissue in his hand again. The next second, almost in the blink of an eye, the tissue turns into money!

"Wow! Ah? Ah -- " All sorts of surprised voices sounded at the same time.

Boys envy and hate.

And the girl suddenly changed her view of Bruce Lee, and even made a fool of herself.

There are several girls right index finger into the mouth, staring big eyes, cheeks scarlet, "he looks so handsome ah!"

"Hey, hey, how are you? It's amazing Bruce Lee smiles.

"Bruce Lee, you are so powerful!" Mu Meiting now feels that her face is full of face and proud. She says to the girls around her, "well, my eyes are not bad, right?"

"Hey, hey, let's have a more magical one!" Bruce Lee put out his thumb, "everybody watch, this is my thumb, right?"

"Yes The girls all spoke in unison and asked and answered expectantly.

"Keep your eyes open, miracles are about to happen!" Bruce Lee seems to be deliberately entertaining everyone. When they are all nervous about what will happen in the next second, he relaxes, "Hey, hey, if you want to see a miracle, I have to have some good luck, otherwise, there will be no miracle! As the old saying goes, "I have to kiss someone!"

"Kiss me --!"

"Kiss me --!"

Girls are crazy about flowers, and they rush to respond!

"No, no! He's my boyfriend! Kiss me if you want to Mu Meiting eats vinegar, pushes to Bruce Lee, raises Qingling's face, and sweetly closes her eyes, "Bruce Lee, come and kiss me!"

"Ha ha, Mei Ting, it's like this. I have to kiss a stranger. Magic will happen!" Bruce Lee's bullshit.

"Well, I don't believe it!" Mu Meiting is jealous.

"It's true, believe me, darling!" Xiao Long coaxes her.

"Hum Mu Meiting stamped her feet, but she was helpless. "Well, listen to you! Dead little dragon

"Hey, hey, it's still the old rule, line up!" Bruce Lee has a bad smile.

"Damn, what is the origin of this guy? It's not as simple as a country bumpkin!" The boys are angry and red eyed!

"Wow, this Lori is nice. It's beautiful!" Holding one, Bruce Lee kisses it on the cheek.

The second, the third......

"I really want to hit him. He kisses my girlfriend!"

"I really want to hit him, too. The other one he kisses is my girlfriend!"

Boys like dumb eat Coptis, suffering pharynx!

Even impulsively clenching his fist, he wanted to pass by, but was held by other people, "this boy is a master, we can't get up with him! You'd better bear it! "

"Wow, the tastes are different. There are banana, pineapple, Pingguo, kiwi, orange, gaga! It's really a fruit feast. "Bruce Lee closed his eyes and had a long aftertaste.

"You kiss, too. Is it going to start?" The boys all remind Bruce Lee.

"Hey, hey, let's go!" Bruce Lee stretched out his right thumb and showed it to everyone. "See clearly, this is my thumb!" With that, he grasped the thumb of his right hand tightly with his left hand, and his face became horrified. He learned to murmur, "who wants my thumb!"

This low and frightening voice made the girls shiver subconsciously and look at him with fear and curiosity.

All of a sudden, Bruce Lee jerked out his left hand and pulled out his right thumb, which was bloody.

"Ah The girls screamed in fear!

Meanwhile, Bruce Lee quickly hides his right hand in his sleeve.

He took the thumb on his right hand in his left hand, but asked with a smile, "who wants it?"

"Bruce, do you feel pain or not?" With tears in her eyes, mu Meiting runs to Bruce Lee and reaches for his right hand in his sleeve. She suddenly finds that his thumb is still on his right hand!

Whose thumb is he holding in his left hand?

Before mu Meiting could recover, she heard one of the boys cry out in fear, "ah, ah, my thumb, my thumb!"

The boys all looked at him and found that they didn't know him.

They are all classmates. It's impossible not to know each other.

"Well, who are you? How to be among our classmates The boys all wonder!

"Ah, my thumb!" The eyes of the thief and the mouse hurt so much that their voice changed.

"He is a thief! Let's check if our pockets have been cut open! "

Bruce Lee's reminder makes everyone alert.

"Ah, my clothes are split, and I have no money in my purse!" A boy was shocked.

"The money in your wallet is with me. Just now the thief stole your money, and I magically got it into my hands! Here you are. Take a look. There's a lot less! "

With that, Bruce Lee gives the boy the money in the boys' eyes.

The boy took the money and said, "thank you, thank you!"

"Ha ha, you're welcome!" Bruce Lee smiles faintly.

At this time, the thief fainted in pain. Bruce Lee threw his thumb on him and called the hotel security. As for what to do, Bruce Lee didn't care!

"Good boy, good boy! We love you The girls screamed and clapped like a tide.

"Well, my boyfriend is not bad!" Mu Meiting is very proud!

Boys also applauded, "handsome boy, you are good, we admire you!"

At this time, Xiaojing, the birthday girl, impulsively takes off the necklace and returns it to her boyfriend. Xiaosweetheart smiles at Xiaolong, "I don't want to be someone else's girlfriend, I want to be your girlfriend!"

"Hello, Xiaojing, Xiaojing, he's Meiting's boyfriend!" Xiaojing's boyfriend panicked.

Xiaojing's hot pursuit has driven the emotions of the girls in the audience. Everyone shouts to Bruce Lee in unison, "yes, we don't want to be other people's girlfriends, we want to be your girlfriends!"

"No, he's mine!" Mu Meiting is afraid that Bruce Lee will be robbed! Protect him!

"She's my boyfriend, and we're the only two that's made for each other!" All of a sudden, Feng Jiamei's almost broken and overbearing voice suddenly rang out, worthy of being the young chairman of Jiamei advertising company.

We are familiar with her voice, but we can't recognize her, because Feng Jiamei is wearing patched clothes!

"Jia, Jiamei? Is that you? " Mu Meiting walks towards her suspiciously!

"Nonsense, isn't it me? Is it someone else?" Feng Jiamei looks at mu Meiting with aggressive eyes, as if to ask, "how can Bruce Lee be your boyfriend?"

Mu Meiting lowers her head with a guilty heart.

Feng Jiamei has always been a woman among the girls. She has a strong air! Although she appeared in her village dress, the girls were still quiet.

"Damn it, why didn't I find that Jiamei had a womanly temperament before? Oh, it's no wonder that in the face of me who is domineering, she naturally becomes a little bird, gaga! " Bruce Lee asked and answered himself.

"Bruce Lee, what's the matter with you and Meiting?" As expected, Feng Jiamei's tone became docile when she faced Bruce Lee, but everyone could hear that she was jealous!

"Damn, question me?" Bruce Lee is a little upset, holding mu Meiting's waist, "I'm her boyfriend, what's the matter?"

Feng Jiamei's face turned pale and tears of grievance swirled in her eyes.

"What's the matter with you, Jiamei? Don't you say that you don't like me, don't you allow me to find other girls? " Bruce Lee wants Feng Jiamei to collapse!

"I --!" Feng Jiamei really broke down!

"What are you doing?" Bruce Lee asked step by step.

"I'm not so good. Congratulations," Feng Jiamei said in a right and wrong way. "I'm sorry, I'm a little uncomfortable. Let's go first!" Feng Jiamei turned around and left.

She naively thought that Bruce Lee would chase her, but she was wrong. Bruce Lee just gave a faint smile, "Meiting, let's go and have a drink!"

Hearing Bruce Lee's words, Feng Jiamei, who had been waiting for Bruce Lee to catch up, finally turned to him and cried, "Bruce Lee, I hate you!"

"Eh? What did I do to you? You hate me, really! You're sick In Bruce Lee's world, apart from his sister-in-law and sister Na, other people are just acting on occasion.

However, sometimes girls are like this. The better you treat her, the less she knows. If you talk to her coldly, she will stick to you instead!

Feng Jiamei was stunned. She regretted it and stood there awkwardly. The girl's temperament just now was replaced by the girl's temperament at a loss!

"Bruce Lee, I, I was a little impulsive just now. I'm sorry!" Feng Jiamei apologized.

"Ha ha, it's OK, it's OK! Why don't you come and play with us? I'll take you outside after the party Bruce Lee talks casually.

Who knows, Feng Jiamei takes it seriously, shows a smiling face and runs to Bruce Lee, "ha ha, Bruce Lee is still good to me!" She went up and hugged Bruce Lee's arm.

And mu Meiting nervously holds Bruce Lee's other arm, for fear that he will be robbed by his close friend!

"Hey, beauty, you let go. How can I eat! How to drink? "

"We'll feed you what you want to eat!" A close friend in the boudoir, a pair of sister flowers, said with one voice, but also happy to stick his face on Bruce Lee!

"Damn, what do you want with beautiful scenery and beautiful women?" Bruce Lee thought of a line and blurted it out!