Chapter 70 Dare to sneak up on me with a brick? Hit the silly pillar fart and urinate flow! 【Ask for customization】.
“Lin Yu, why is that He Yuzhu such a person? He actually stole Teacher Yan’s car reel and sold it. That day, my car reel just broke down, so I bought a car reel for five yuan from the garage, I never expected that the car reel I bought was actually Mr. Yan’s. ”
Ran Qiuye was also afraid that Lin Yu would misunderstand her, and explained to Lin Yu very frustrated.
Lin Yu said with a smile: “Teacher Ran, don’t have any psychological pressure, I don’t blame you for this matter, didn’t you listen to Uncle Zhao?” All complain about the silly pillars. ”
“But I still feel overwhelmed in my heart.”
Ran Qiuye said with a wry smile.
She is a very simple girl, she has never encountered such a thing, and her heart is a little unacceptable for a while. Fortunately, Lin Yu persuaded him with good words and comforted him, which can be regarded as revealing the knot in Ran Qiuye’s heart.
Always send Ran Qiuye to the avenue, and the street lamps on both sides of the avenue have long been lit.
In this way, Ran Qiuye rides home on a bicycle, and is not afraid of the illumination of street lamps.
“Lin Yu, see you on the weekend afternoon.”
Riding on the bicycle, Ran Qiuye waved at Lin Yu.
“Okay, see you there.”
Lin Yu smiled and waved goodbye to Ran Qiuye. After sending off Ran Qiuye, Lin Yu was about to turn back. Suddenly I feel the wind in the back of my head!
In a split second! Lin Yu felt bad!
He quickly lowered his head and dodged a brick that had fallen from behind. Bang!
The brick fell to the ground and broke in half. Silly Pillar was taken aback.
He carefully followed behind Lin Yu and Ran Qiuye, carrying a brick in his hand, just to bring a brick to Lin Yu behind his back.
Anyway, there was no one around, he smashed Lin Yu’s black brick, and no one knew that he did 713. But he didn’t expect that Lin Yu’s feelings were so keen.
As soon as he made a sneak attack, he was detected by Lin Yu.
Dodging the sneak attack on the back of the head, Lin Yu turned around and saw the person who sneaked up on him clearly. Lin Yu was furious!
“Silly Zhu, you bastard, you actually dare to hit my head with a brick!”
Lin Yu raised his leg and pounced on the silly pillar.
Silly Pillar is very weak-hearted.
In order to hide his weakness, Silly Zhu also cursed and rushed towards Lin Yu. A sinister smile appeared on Lin Yu’s face.
“You two fools, Tiantang has a way, you don’t go, there is no door to hell, you have to send it yourself!”
This was the first time that the two had gone head-to-head, and Silly Zhu was not afraid at all.
Last time, he felt that it was Lin Yu who took advantage of his unpreparedness and succeeded in sneaking up on him. But this time, he wanted to teach Lin Yu a hard lesson.
But as soon as the two people clashed, the stupid pillar was completely dumbfounded. Boom!
Stupid pillar cheek on the fist!! Boom!
The silly pillar was kicked in the lower abdomen. Crackle!
Several crisp sounds came in succession.
The silly pillar received several big slaps in the face. Hit stupid pillars, blue nose, swollen face, nosebleeds furiously.
And the fist that has always been invincible in the fight of the stupid pillar, this time he didn’t even touch the corner of Lin Yu’s clothes. Lin Yu kicked the silly pillar to the ground again, rushed over, and pressed the silly pillar to punch and kick.
“Stop!”
There was a loud shout in the distance!
The people who came were actually Yi Zhonghai and Liu Haizhong.
After work, the old brothers came back a little late from overtime in the workshop. As soon as he entered the alley, he saw Lin Yu holding the stupid pillar and punching and kicking.
But Yi Zhonghai’s heart hurt.
He also pointed to the silly pillar to give him a pension.
If Lin Yu broke the stupid pillar, who else would he point to give him a pension? Yi Zhonghai shouted and hurriedly ran over.
But Lin Yu didn’t even look at him, just punched and kicked at the stupid pillar.
“Stop!”
“Lin Yu, what are you doing? Hitting someone is illegal! Don’t you stop yet! ”
Yi Zhonghai rushed over and joined forces with his bangs to pull Lin Yu away.
“Lin Yu, how can you beat the stupid pillar? Everyone is a neighbor in a compound. ”
Liu Haizhong became a peacemaker and complained about Lin Yu.
Lin Yu made a cold face and asked rhetorically, “Why should I fight the stupid pillar?” You guys ask what the silly pillar just did to me? See the slab bricks on the ground? If I hadn’t dodged fast just now, I would have let the stupid pillar open the scoop from behind! Uncle One, Uncle Two, the nature of this matter is very bad, I will go to report the case and let the street office deal with this matter. ”
Seeing Lin Yu so angry, so angry to say so. Yi Zhonghai and Liu Haizhong were taken aback.
“Pillar, what’s going on with you? What Lin Yu said is true, you really attacked Lin Yu with a brick from behind just now? ”
Yi Zhonghai asked anxiously.
Silly Zhu lay on the ground, rolled his eyes, and stared at Lin Yu fiercely.
“That’s right, I did smash Lin Yu with a brick just now, I only hate that my speed is a little slower, if I am even a little faster, I will have to smash him!”
Silly Zhu gritted his teeth.
Yi Zhonghai originally still held a fluke mentality, hoping that it was not Silly Zhu deliberately looking for fault, but he didn’t want Silly Zhu to admit it himself.
“Uncle One, Uncle Two, did you see it? Stupid Zhu This is a deliberate murder, the nature is quite bad, I will go to the street to report the case now, I want to sue Silly Zhu for the crime of intentional injury. ”
Grandma a bear drop! Lao Tzu provoked you?
You’re so cold and don’t shoot me from behind! If it weren’t for my ability to do some work and be responsive, I would have really let you sneak up on you.
“Lin Yu, don’t go, don’t go, if you go to the street to report the case, the advanced of our compound will be gone.”
Liu Haizhong quickly stopped Lin Yu.
Yi Zhonghai didn’t have time to pick up the silly pillar, and hurriedly stepped forward, accompanied by a smiling face, and said good things to Lin Yu.
“Lin Yu, this time everything is to blame the stupid pillar, what kind of temper the stupid pillar you know, his brain is often muddy, often do some stupid things, you don’t look at the monk’s face to see the Buddha’s face, look at the face of our two uncles, just spare him this time.”
“Let’s not alarm the street office about this matter, let’s solve it internally, and we won’t cause trouble to the leaders of the street office.”
Yi Zhonghai was accompanied by a smiling face at the moment, like a grandson in front of Lin Yu, constantly apologizing for Silly Zhu and saying good things for Silly Zhu. In the face of the persuasion of Liu Haizhong and the same apology as Yi Zhonghai’s grandson, Lin Yu’s face was silent.
In fact, half of Lin Yu’s anger was real, and half was feigned. Life is like a drama, all depends on acting skills.
In fact, from the stupid pillar holding the board brick and looking close to Lin Yu, Lin Yu noticed this second goods. It’s just that Lin Yu didn’t expect that this kid was so vicious that he actually slapped him on the back of the head with a brick. If this is shot, the head must be opened.
Fortunately, he possessed the Bajiquan martial arts, easily dodged the sneak attack of the stupid pillar, and successfully completed the counter-kill. Just now, Lin Yu slammed the silly pillar to the ground and blasted a hammer at the silly pillar.
Lin Yu smelled a pungent smell of feces and urine.
Just the beating he held the stupid pillar just now, I am afraid that the stupid pillar will be beaten to the point of urine. He finally let out a bad breath.
Coupled with Yi Zhonghai’s grandson-like apology, Liu Haizhong dissuaded from it. Lin Yu made a straight face, and did not say a word for a long time.
Until the smile on Yi Zhonghai’s face stiffened.
Lin Yucai warned with a cold face: “It’s not an example!” Next time, if the fool still dares to calculate me, I will send him directly to prison, and the king of heaven will not be able to save him when he comes. ”
“That’s that, thank you so much, Lin Yu, I will definitely warn the silly pillar fiercely.”
Yi Zhonghai said with a smiling face. Lin Yu snorted coldly and flicked his sleeves away.
Yi Zhonghai quickly ran over and helped the stupid pillar up from the ground. The bangs reached out from the other side and held the silly pillar.
“Pillar, I didn’t say you, what are you doing tonight?!”
Yi Zhonghai couldn’t help shaking his head.
Bangs frowned.
“What kind of stuff? So smelly? ”
“Silly pillar, did you pull your pants in? You’re disgusting. ”
Liu Haizhong really wanted to push the stupid pillar aside, and quickly ran home to wash his hands and change clothes.
But the silly pillar tightly pressed the shoulder of the bangs with one hand, and the bangs couldn’t break free, so he had to cover his nose with one hand and support the silly pillar with the other.
Yi Zhonghai also smelled the stench emanating from the side of the silly pillar. He frowned and asked Silly Pillar: “Pillar, are you all right?” ”
“How could I be in trouble?”
“It’s just that I ate my stomach at noon today, and I had diarrhea all afternoon, and I was bored with pulling.”
“If it weren’t for my diarrhea, I would have knocked Lin Yu to the ground tonight and smashed him hard.”
Despite being beaten one by one, the stupid pillar still had a hard mouth. Bangs secretly pouted.
Yi Zhonghai nodded.
“It’s okay, if you feel that something is wrong in your body, Lao Liu and I will quickly send you to the hospital.”
Yi Zhonghai really cared about Silly Zhu’s body, second only to his own body.
Silly Pillar is a very important part of his pension plan, if Silly Zhu’s body is damaged by Lin Yu, once there is a sequelae, it will seriously damage his pension plan.
Yi Zhonghai and Liu Haizhong left and right, helping the silly pillar into the compound. Yan Bugui was waiting for the silly pillar in the front yard.
As soon as he saw that the silly pillar had returned, Yan Bugui immediately greeted him.
“Oh, silly pillar, do you dare to come back?”
“I thought you ran away and didn’t plan to come back.”
“Since we are back, let’s settle this account.”
When he saw clearly that the stupid pillar was full of injuries and was still bleeding from the nose, Yan Bugui was taken aback.
“What’s going on? Silly pillar, why did you turn over the wall and fall like this? ”
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