Courtyard: Start with the technician turning positive

Chapter 156 Unlucky open the door to unlucky and unlucky to get home! Yu Haitang was frightened by Jia Zhang’s tragic experience last night.

“What?! Lin Yu built a toilet in his own home? Really fake? ”

Silly Pillar smacked in disbelief,

“Lin Yu, his brain is broken, right? How smelly is it to build a toilet in the house? He is also the workshop director of the rolling mill, which has no common sense of life. ”

“This toilet built by Lin Yu, I heard that Lin Yu dug a hole in his house, and dug a water ditch behind his house, and the gutter leads directly to the sewer outside our compound.”

Yan Bugui explained,

“It is said that I also bought a cement pipe in the house, and after this toilet is convenient in the house, once flushed with water, all the dirty things will be flushed down the drain, as long as the cement pipe in the house is cleaned with water, the house of Lin Yu will not smell.”

“Even if the house doesn’t smell anymore, there are a lot of problems.”

Yi Zhonghai frowned,

“For example, rats, poisonous insects and other animals that crawled out of the sewer were taken back and crawled down the sewer into Lin Yu’s house.”

Silly Zhu smiled and said, “What about him, let Lin Yuzuo go, let’s wait to see the joke, I promise that what kind of shit toilet he made in his house will definitely become the laughing stock in our compound, everyone just wait to see the liveliness.” ”

Yan Bugui and Yi Zhonghai went to the backyard, stood at the door of Lin Yu’s house, and watched the whole process of Lin Yu’s construction.

The two ran to the outside of the courtyard, behind Lin Yu’s house, to check the ditch dug by the group of young men Lin Yu beckoned. Finally, they gathered at Yi Zhonghai’s house to discuss the matter.

Say your own opinion. The silly pillar also came.

As soon as he heard that Lin Yu had built a toilet in his house, he made Silly Zhu laugh.

He laughed at Lin Yu vigorously, and said that everyone should wait to see Lin Yu’s joke. Next door.

Qin Huairu’s family.

The stick terrier also told his mother and his grandmother the news. Jia Zhang and Qin Huairu were both stunned.

Then, Jia Zhangshi showed a mocking idiotic smile and mocked: “This Lin Yu, I estimate that his brain is either flooded, or his head has squeezed the door, and he actually wants to dig a pit in his house?” What else do you say that in the future, let his daughter-in-law Yu Li go to the toilet without going out? What is the behavior of this not an idiot? That pit is in the house, pulled in the house to pee, how dirty and smelly it is. ”

The speaker has no intention and the listener has intention.

Jia Zhang’s words did not fall, Jia Dongxu said coldly: “Mom, I know that you and Huairu dislike me, do you think that I pee in the house, smelly and dirty?” It’s just that you have been hiding in your hearts before, but this time you finally said it. Just get me a bottle of dichlorvos, let me drink it in one gulp, poison me. ”

As he spoke, Jia Dongxu burst into tears. His crying frightened Jia Zhang.

“Dongxu, what stupid thing are you talking about? You are the flesh of your heart that fell from your mother’s body, it is too late for your mother to hurt you, where will your mother dislike you? ”

“Don’t cry, don’t cry, I’m laughing at Lin Yu’s idiot, I didn’t say that you didn’t say a word.”

Jia Zhangshi begged Jia Dongxu bitterly to stop crying.

Qin Huairu also came over to persuade Jia Dongxu.

The mother-in-law and daughter-in-law persuaded for a long time before finally persuading Jia Dongxu not to cry. But at this moment, the stick terrier ran in again.

“Mom, grandma, if I want beer, I want beer.”

The stick terrier hugged Jia Zhang’s leg and began to coquette again.

“My little grandfather, you are still so young, what kind of beer do you drink? But no, beer is drunk by adults, drinking beer will get drunk, let’s not drink that thing. ”

Jia Zhang held the stick stalk in his arms and kept encouraging.

“However, in the backyard of Lin Yu’s house, many people are drinking beer, I heard Liu Guangfu say, he once secretly drank a few sips of his father’s beer, the beer is delicious.”

The stick terrier told the truth and sold his little friend Liu Guangfu.

Qin Huairu’s face immediately became gloomy.

“Stick terrier, grandma is right, you are still a child, you can’t drink beer, drinking beer is an adult’s business, Liu Guangfu is that he secretly drinks Uncle Xian’s beer, if Uncle Bi knows, he secretly drank Uncle Xian’s beer, Uncle Bi will kill him.”

Qin Huairu said with a calm face.

Jia Zhangshi cursed again.

“Damn Lin Yu! You bastard, you have wine and meat in the backyard, and you are reluctant to give my grandson some food, your conscience is broken, no! Your conscience has let the dog eat. ”

Jia Zhang cursed viciously.

But she suddenly forgot that Lin Yu’s conscience let the dog eat it or not, but the lifeblood of his grandson’s stick terrier has long been let the dog eat.

Jia Dongxu gritted his teeth and said, “Don’t look at Lin Yu, he is having fun now, be careful that he pulls the list in the future.” Lin Yu, that bastard, has done a lot of bad things, and God will give him retribution sooner or later! ”

Qin Huairu silently glanced at Jia Dongxu and did not speak.

As far as Jia Dongxu’s waste snack, he was kind enough to say that God would give Lin Yu retribution?

He also does not look at himself, he is now retributed by God, he can’t even take care of himself by eating, drinking, and Lasa, and needs to be taken care of.

Thinking again, in order to marry his daughter-in-law who had not passed the door, Lin Yu even specially got a toilet in his own home, specially dug a sewer behind his house, and said that he would let his daughter-in-law go to the toilet without leaving the house in the future.

Look at how much Lin Yu loves his daughter-in-law? Look at yourself now?

Qin Huairu bowed a handful of bitter tears, and could only swallow into his stomach.

She is also Jia Dongxu’s daughter-in-law, since marrying Jia Dongxu, has Jia Dongxu ever hurt her for a day?

Now it’s good, but she has to urinate Jia Dongxu every day, so that she can wash the smelly dumplings pulled in his pants every day. Alas, there is a gap in comparison.

Compared with the two of them, Qin Huairu wanted to die.

…… Backyard.

Lin Yu’s house.

When Lin Yu woke up, Yu Li had already made tea for him.

Lin Yu didn’t leave the rocking chair, and Yu Li had already brought the tea over and handed it to him.

“Begonia, your brother-in-law is right, yesterday’s heavy rainstorm washed away the roads outside the city, and there was no way to ride a bicycle, so we still won’t go fishing this afternoon.”

Yu Li said to Begonia.

Yu Haitang was sullen.

“No, it’s just a rain, and it actually washed away the road outside the city? I see that this is clearly an excuse for my brother-in-law not to take us both to fish outside the city. ”

Yu Haitang said dissatisfied.

Lin Yu took a sip of tea, smiled, and said, “When I led my brothers to work just now, did you notice that the third grandfather in our front yard, Yan Bugui, also came to my door to see the liveliness?” ”

Yu Li nodded,

“That’s the elementary school teacher with black-framed glasses, right? I met him just now, and he did come to the backyard. ”

“So what? What do you do with him? I don’t know him again. ”

Yu Haitang flattened his mouth.

Lin Yu said with a smile: “Uncle Ding is the most senior fishing friend in our compound, every Saturday and weekend these years, as long as the school is not in class, Uncle Three has almost every day to ride a bicycle to the small river outside the city to go fishing.” But today is obviously the weekend, but why didn’t he go fishing outside? ”

“Why?”

Yu Haitang asked puzzled,

“Silly girl, isn’t this a lice on a bald man’s head, something obvious?”

Lin Yu laughed,

“It’s not because Uncle Ding knows that the road outside the city was washed away by yesterday’s heavy rain, and he can’t ride a bicycle at all, so he didn’t go fishing.”

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Listening to Lin Yu’s explanation, Yu Li and Yu Haitang immediately understood. So that’s what happened.

Seeing that Yu Haitang was still not dead, Lin Yu said again: “Do you know that when the storm came yesterday, several neighbors in our compound were catching golden cicadas in the small forest where we used to catch golden cicadas, right?” ”

“What? Lin Yu, is this true? ”

Yu Li was taken aback.

“Wouldn’t you? How unlucky that is. ”

Yu Haitang smacked.

Lin Yu said with a smile: “This is indeed the case. Yesterday afternoon, the stick terrier and his grandmother, the grandpa and their second brother, and the silly pillar, they went to the grove outside the city before the storm came. And it is said that when the storm hit, they were catching golden cicadas and pheasants in the grove, but as a result, the stick terrier grandma was struck by lightning and almost chopped to death, and as for the stupid pillar uncle, they were all drenched in soup chicken. ”

“I heard Liu Cheng say that at that time, in order to avoid the rain, the stick terrier and his grandmother also had a conflict with Yanbu Guiye, saying that Yanbu Guiye and his grandfather ran out of the grove first, and it was already raining heavily at that time, and these two were also chicken thieves, and actually got under the pedal tricycle borrowed by Grandma Stick Terrier from Uncle Cui next door to avoid the rain.”

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“And the stick terrier grandma and her grandson ran out of the woods, as soon as she saw this scene, the stick terrier grandma was anxious, it is said that she kicked Yan Bugui’s head a few times, cursed and cursed Yanbu Guiye and drove the two of them out from under the tricycle, and then the stick terrier grandmother took the stick terrier, and the two grandchildren of them all hid under the tricycle to avoid the rain.”

“And the stupid pillar ran to plead with the stick terrier grandma to let him also get under the tricycle to avoid the rain, but was scolded by the stick terrier grandma for a dog blood squirt.”

“As a result, the stupid pillar broke the head of a plane tree and hid below to avoid the rain, and the Yanbu nobles found a piece of high ground, and the grandfathers held up the gooseskin pockets they brought to shelter from the rain.”

“In short, those guys were all drenched in soup chicken, and they shivered in the storm until the wind stopped.”

“And it is said that on the way back, the bicycle did not ride at all, the road outside the city has become a muddy road, the bicycle has to be pushed, every distance out, the bicycle can not be pushed, you must take a stick, the mud between the bicycle reel and the mud retaining tiles to clear out, otherwise, the mud is stuffed in it, and the bicycle can not be pushed by both people.”

“If it weren’t for the eldest uncle and the eldest of the third uncle’s family in our compound, who found them on the muddy road outside the city in time and helped them get their bicycles and tricycles back to the city, I’m afraid that they and those people tossed around on that muddy road outside the city last night and could return home.”

“Begonia, could it be that you also want our two bicycles to follow in the footsteps of Uncle and Grandma Stick Terrier?”

After explaining such a big chase, Lin Yu asked Yu Haitang with a smile.

Yu Haitang was taken aback. There is such a thing.

This is simply unlucky open the door to unlucky and unlucky to get home!

Although he hadn’t seen the dirt road outside the city with his own eyes, from Lin Yu’s description, Yu Haitang knew how difficult it was for that uncle and grandma to return to the city last night.

She finally understood now why her brother-in-law didn’t take her and her sister fishing outside the city. It turns out that this is a lesson from the past in the compound.

“But, brother-in-law, what are we doing this afternoon?” So boring. ”

Yu Haitang complained. Lin Yu smiled,

“There is still a lot of work to do, how can it be boring.”