Courtyard: The deaf old lady locks the door and reports her enemy

Chapter 033

There is a breath jumping up and down in the stomach.

This feeling, just experienced last night.

At that time, Jia Zhang, who couldn’t stop pulling, and the deaf old lady were the most familiar.

Jia Zhang reacted first.

Damn, could it be that last night’s illness was not cured, and now it is about to start again?

Unable to look for grass paper anymore, Jia Zhangshi hurriedly ran outside the door.

This is not in the Jia family, it is in the Yi Zhonghai family.

In case it leaks in Yi Zhonghai’s house, a person of such an age, the back door can’t be handled, and the people in the courtyard have to laugh off their big teeth.

Regardless of whether there is grass paper or not, run out of Yi Zhonghai’s house first.

If you can hold your breath and run to the hut, even better.

Besides, it’s daytime, as long as you wait in the hut, someone will definitely go to the hut.

At that time, ask someone for a little or ask someone to go home and take it, this matter can be done.

The deaf old lady covered her stomach with one hand and fumbled to grab her crutches with the other.

When people are old, this belly is also delicate.

I just pulled thin last night, and today I feel that I haven’t eaten messy things, why did it come again?

The deaf old lady held her breath.

Although he is older, the contraction power of this Jumen is not when he was young.

However, I still have to try to save the face of my ancestors in this courtyard.

If I make a mistake in someone else’s house in broad daylight, in the future, what face will my ancestors in this courtyard have to teach others?

Jia Zhang had already covered his stomach and ran out.

The deaf old lady also grabbed her crutches and hurried towards the hut on tiptoe.

Yi Zhonghai and Silly Zhu also held their stomachs.

With his stomach turning over the river, Yi Zhonghai gritted his teeth, and he didn’t even dare to gasp.

Just now, Jia Zhangshi and the deaf old lady went out, and the eldest aunt did not react.

At this time, looking at Yi Zhonghai’s face also changed, the eldest aunt, quickly asked: “What’s wrong, you guys are?” ”

Yi Zhonghai waved his hand, covered his stomach with both hands, and stumbled out.

I am the grandfather in this courtyard, but I can’t lose face in this courtyard.

Yi Zhonghai put away his panicked footsteps, held his breath, and walked quickly.

Stupid pillars don’t care so much, if I pull my pants, I haven’t married my daughter-in-law yet.

In the future, if someone introduces me to someone, pulling pants can dissuade the woman to quit.

Not to mention, pulling pants in this thing will be laughed at for a lifetime.

The silly pillar rushed straight out of the house and went straight to the hut.

Don’t look at the deaf old lady with small feet and crutches, but she is really anxious to walk, and she is not slower than the bulky Jia Zhangshi.

The deaf old lady and Jia Zhang arrived at the door of the hut almost at the same time.

At this time, Jia Zhangshi also did not care about the deaf old lady, and first rushed into the thatched house and found a squat pit.

Only then did he breathe a sigh of relief, quickly picked up his shirt and unfastened his belt.

The deaf old lady walked to the squat pit next to Jia Zhang and stood up. Putting his crutches aside, he was busy undoing his belt.

The more anxious the more wrong.

The belt of this trouser seems to be tied into a dead buckle, and the old lady’s anxious brain is sweating.

Over there, Jia Zhang had already lowered his pants and squatted down.

“Dongxu Ta Niang.” The deaf old lady shouted a little embarrassed, “Look at my belt of pants…”

The deaf old lady raised her foot and wanted to come to Jia Zhangshi and ask her to help.

But the deaf old lady forgot that there was a squatting pit under her feet.

I listened to the deaf old lady exclaim, and by the time Jia Zhangshi reacted, the deaf old lady had already slipped into the dung pit.

Jia Zhang had just squatted on the squat pit and began to struggle, and at this moment, thousands of troops and horses in his stomach were gushing out.

Jia Zhangshi just wanted to close the Jumen, but he was also powerless.

“Oops! Old lady…”

Jia Zhang shouted while turning his head to look at the cesspit. Behind him, he has been busy expressing his dung anger.

The deaf old lady slid down, her hand kept pulling, trying to find some place to grasp and stand up.

The deaf old lady was originally too close to Jia Zhang’s, but just now she slipped and slid diagonally to the back of Jia Zhang’s.

At this moment, Jia Zhang’s thousands of troops rushed out and just fell on the deaf old lady’s body.

The sour and rancid smell came from both sides of the deaf old lady.

Choke the deaf old lady’s tears.

The deaf old lady stood down in the thick liquid, and Jia Zhang was still gushing down from her diagonally.

“Old lady!” Jia Zhangshi cried with a sad face, “I didn’t mean it, I really can’t hold it…”

The deaf old lady was numb.

Gripping tightly, squatting a little gap in the slope of the pit, gritting his teeth and holding his breath, he closed his eyes.

Just listening to the men’s hut next to him, there were also people exclaiming.

Yi Zhonghai did not stand firm, and suddenly slipped into the dung pit.

Silly Zhu panicked and wanted to grab Yi Zhonghai, and also rolled in at once.

Yi Zhonghaijin still slid diagonally with his legs facing down.

The silly column rolls in lying flat, and when it rolls into the cesspool, the silly column has not yet found a support point to stabilize.

It suddenly smashed into the dung pit, and the yellow and white things in the dung pit almost drowned the stupid column.

“Help…”

The water flows low, and the yellow and white things in the cesspit are already thin, and they will also flow in the lower direction.

As soon as the silly pillar shouted, these liquids that had been soaked for many days flowed into the silly pillar’s mouth.

The stupid pillar suddenly closed his mouth and did not dare to shout again.

Yi Zhonghai, who finally stood firm in the dung pit, only then came to his senses and reached out and pulled the stupid pillar.

The silly pillar struggled to stand up, spitting feces out of his mouth.

“What are you two doing here?”

Before Xu Damao entered the hut, he heard the stupid pillar call for help, and there was no sound.

Seeing Yi Zhonghai and Silly Zhu wrapped up and standing in the dung pit, Xu Damao couldn’t help but laugh.

“Xu Damao!”

In the women’s hut next door, Jia Zhang shouted.

“Hurry, the old lady just slipped into the cesspool.

You hurry up and call someone to come and catch the old lady. ”

Xu Damao couldn’t hold back, laughed and went to the courtyard to shout people.

As soon as I heard that three adults fell into the dung pit, everyone in the courtyard ran over as long as they could walk.

In the past, this dung pit was not like the squat pit and toilet we use now.

At that time, in the countryside, it was common to dig a boxy pit, and this person went to the hut to squat on a corner.

It’s fine in the city. Dig a row of smaller squat pits, and a large dung pit is behind it.

This big manure has to be saved and kept for the crops as fertilizer.

Children are naughty, and the topic of whose children fall into the dung pit will come out every three to five.

Only children who have fallen into a cesspool can be considered to have a complete childhood.

But it is rare for this adult to fall into a cesspool.

The incident of three adults falling into a dung pit together has not been encountered for many years.

There is usually no entertainment in the courtyard, and I encountered such a vigorous accident. Who would miss this opportunity to see it firsthand?

Liu Yang held Xiao Yue and also watched the excitement in the crowd.

Watching the deaf old lady follow Jia Zhang out covered in feces. Liu Yang couldn’t help but be happy.

“These people fell into the dung pit, they deserved it!”

Satsuki nodded, “Who makes them all want to bully our family.” ”

“You dog thing!”

The deaf old lady was on crutches and scolded at Jia Zhang: “It’s all to blame on you!”

If it weren’t for you, how could I have slipped into a cesspool? How can I get so much dirt on me? ”

Jia Zhang frowned and glanced at the deaf old lady.

“I said old lady, don’t you pull out to complain.

I go to the hut, you slip into the cesspit, have a fart relationship with me? ”

Yi Zhonghai and Silly Zhu also came out.

The stupid pillar is the most embarrassed, not only his body is stained with feces, but even his hair and face are covered with bags.

Many people frowned and covered their noses.

“You guys, are you discussing going into the cesspool for a meeting?” Xu Damao’s stomach hurt from just now to now.

“Look at the old lady like this.” Jiang Shen whispered next to him: “I don’t know, I was able to stand in the dung water for the old lady to drench for a while.” ”

“Look at Uncle.” Aunt Liang pouted. “It’s funny that they’re all covered in dung, and they still want to put up a shelf.”

Yan Xiecheng pointed to Silly Zhu’s face.

“Silly pillar, you have a lot of dung from head to toe, don’t you want to go into the dung pit for a swim?”

Xu Damao was next to him and said with a smile: “It’s not just a swim?”

The silly pillar also spat a bubble in the cesspool.

Silly Zhu is a-eating king…”

Everyone around laughed.

“You have no conscience! Watch them all lively! The deaf old lady shouted through gritted teeth.

“It’s not too big to watch the excitement one by one!

Isn’t it just dropping a cesspool? What’s there to see?

It’s all untidy! ”

After watching the excitement, Liu Yang took Xiaoyue to the supply and marketing agency to buy a stationery box, a few pencils, and an eraser.