Courtyard: The deaf old lady locks the door and reports her enemy

Silly Zhu rode the bucket with a small half-barrel of crayfish and turned and walked to the side.

These fishing people are all big fools.

A street slipper who does not learn and has no skills, and is still blown by these people, what kind of fishing king?

Bah me!

Liu Yang, this kid still fishing for the king? Fishing yarn!

Look at how he looks in this stream!

Originally, he had engaged Sister Qin to make a doll kiss, but Sister Qin couldn’t look at him, and she has been playing barefoot until now.

He thought that no one knew that he had engaged Sister Qin to kiss the doll.

Dongxu and his wife said it in the courtyard before Sister Qin entered the door.

That is, when Grandma Liu Yang was still alive, she and Liu Yang covered their ears and stole bells, thinking that no one in this courtyard understood.

Although Liu Yang is younger than himself, can it be the same?

Liu Yang, this dog thing, did not even have a legitimate job, and brought a wild girl who was picked up from the street.

I’m a serious rolling mill canteen worker. Whoever wants to follow me, ensure that there is meat to eat every third and fifth, and do not have to spend family money.

Look at Liu Yang’s villain’s dedication, surrounded by these people, his tail is going to the sky, what’s so great?

Why don’t you just catch a fish? Zhu Ye, I don’t want to be involved with these people!

Zhuye, I have to be busy making money.

Look at the people fishing in this Shichahai, what are all the things?

Either they don’t learn anything, or they are the children of the past.

Who will have leisure time and squat in Shichahai every day to fish?

Bah me!

Silly Zhu turned his head towards the group of people surrounding Liu Yang and spat out thick phlegm fiercely.

Suddenly his feet slipped, “Ouch! “I fell into the smelly gutter next to me.

The smelly ditch in Shichahai is not too deep, it is about one meter and five meters.

However, there is smelly water all year round.

On weekdays, everyone washes clothes, washes faces, washes dishes and pots, and brushes the water in the urine bucket, all poured into it.

This stinking gutter also has some insects, rats, snakes and ants. Wild dogs and wild cats fell inside, no one salvaged them, and these animals were left to die and rot in the smelly gutter, and then little by little with the smelly water flowed to the suburban sewage treatment plant, treated, and then discharged.

The smelly water in the ditch is not deep, and it has just submerged to the knees of the stupid pillar.

The smelly gutter was wet and slippery on both sides. The silly pillar slipped at its feet, rolled down the stinking gutter, and smashed the bottom of the stinking gutter, splashing a drainage of flowers.

Grunt.

The silly pillar fell into the smelly water, and with a breath, the sour and rotten smelly taste poured into the silly pillar’s mouth.

The silly pillar reacted, held his breath, pressed the bottom of the smelly gutter with both hands, and sat up at once.

Reaching out and wiping the smelly water on his face, he took a big breath.

His mother, if people are unlucky, drink cold water and stuff their teeth.

Yesterday, diarrhea fell into a dung pit, and today it fell into a smelly gutter.

Hurry Ming’er, I have to see the Yellow Calendar, is this time inappropriate for me.

Such a big person as Silly Zhu, who suddenly shouted and disappeared out of thin air while walking, attracting the attention of many people who were talking around Liu Yang.

“Where is the guy who scolded the fishing king just now?”

“Gone so soon? Nope. ”

“That guy is gone when he gets there, let’s go and see.”

“That silly guy’s bucket is still here, what’s wrong?”

When the stupid pillar stood up from the smelly gutter, the group of people surrounding Liu Yang also rushed to the smelly gutter.

Hadron laughed first, “I said, are you really stupid or fake stupid?”

Others bathe to Shichahai, you enter this smelly gutter? ”

The stupid pillar retched and spat out, and someone smashed his mouth.

“This silly fellow, did you drink the water from the smelly gutter?”

Many people frowned.

“In this water, there is everything.”

“That is, the other day I saw a swollen mouse floating in the water, and the white worms on it were crawling.”

“Ah-”

The stupid pillar opened his mouth and gagged even more.

“I said you guy is really stupid, okay, what are you doing in this smelly gutter?”

Hadron’s laugh loudly, “I see, he is the current newspaper.”

Just now arranged our fishing king, immediately dropped the smelly gutter. ”

The old man with thick eyebrows and big eyes just now nodded with his back next to him.

“Young man, remember in the future, keep your mouth and don’t always arrange others.”

The silly pillar had a dark face and was silent. I walked a few steps back and forth in the stinking gutter, reached out and grabbed the edge of the ditch, and struggled to climb up.

Many people covered their noses.

Hadron reached out and touched the silly pillar on the edge of the smelly gutter.

“I said, you hurry up to the other side of the Nashihai Sea to wash up, this body is too smelly.”

Someone covered his nose and shouted.

“It’s just not smelly, aren’t you afraid of getting sick?”

“Here, some children pee directly into it, which is not much better than that cesspool.”

The stupid pillar retched, went to the shore of Shicha Sea, found a flat place, went in and rushed a few times and climbed up.

Someone shook his head, “I look at this young man, his brain is missing a string.” ”

“No wonder I just said bad things about our fishing king.

With a normal brain, who will choreograph people in front of people? ”

Silly Zhu glanced at it, these people who had been watching the excitement behind their butts, their noses were all crooked.

His mother’s all said cool words.

Follow the teasing of Zhu Ye just fell into the smelly gutter, why didn’t any of you stretch out your hand and pull Grandpa?

Bah! What a thing!

Things are clustered together, and people are grouped.

Like Liu Yang’s street, one by one the mud can’t support the wall.

After the hustle and bustle, everyone went back to their places one by one and picked up the fishing rods.

At noon, someone ran to a nearby noodle restaurant to eat a bowl of noodles and then ran back.

Someone took a lunch box with them and took it out to make do with a bite.

Qiangzi ran to the bun shop on the corner, bought two white-faced steamed buns, sat on the side and ate them.

Liu Yang took out his lunch box.

This morning, I planned to bring rice out to eat, so Liu Yang fried a shredded potato.

Now that the weather is hot, Liu Yang directly loaded the box after making it.

When the lunch box is opened, the dish still has a warm smell.

As soon as the lunch box was opened, the aroma of shredded potatoes suddenly gushed out.

Hadron, sniffing hard, glanced at Liu Yang.

“Dude, is the dish you brought so fragrant?”

Liu Yang smiled, and Qiangzi immediately came over and said with a mocking smile: “Buddy, how about I also get some light?” The carp I caught this morning is for you. ”

While speaking, Qiangzi lifted the bucket and threw the five- or six-inch carp in his bucket into Liu Yang’s bucket.

Dropping the bucket, Hadron casually broke two branches from the weeping willow.

Liu Yang pushed the lunch box placed on the stone bench to the middle.

When several people close to Liu Yang saw that there was a door, they also threw fish into Liu Yang’s bucket one by one, and plucked two branches to come over.

The old man with thick eyebrows and big eyes also sniffed and leaned over.

“Young man, I’m also a little light.

You smell so fragrant, I smell this and I want to cry.

Now I am in the Air Force, there is no fish for you.

However, I also brought a box lunch, which was braised pork made by my wife. ”

The old man said and put his lunch box on the stone bench.

Many people who ate together around Liu Yang’s lunch box took a breath of cold air.

This old man is not simple at first glance.

In this era, stir-frying and putting a piece of meat can be happy for several days.

Who is willing to buy large pieces of meat and make braised pork?

Look at this old man with thick eyebrows and big eyes, a righteous face, and no anger.

Despite his age, this waist is straight.

Liu Yang was happy in his heart, this old man is not simple, he must be a big man.

The former landlords and capitalists are now people with their tails between their legs. They all want to keep a low profile and not be noticed by others.

Apart from landlords and capitalists, who else eats meat so calmly?

In this era, it is to eat meat, who dares to bring it out in a bright light?

The old man took a chopstick of shredded potatoes, ate it and chewed it twice in his mouth, and his eyes lit up.

“Young man, have you been a cook before?”

Liu Yang waved his hand, “My cooking skills were accidentally learned by a teacher.” ”

The old man put the chopsticks in his hand away, “Young man, don’t say that.”

Where did you learn two hands?

You see this shredded potato, cut as fine as silk.

Taste the taste again, crisp and refreshing.

With such a simple small dish, you can stir-fry a different flavor than others. ”

The big guys dispersed after eating, and the old man was still sitting next to Liu Yang.

“The contemptible surname is Zhou, young man, I want to discuss it with you.

Can you help me make a banquet? ”

Seeing that Liu Yang was a little hesitant, Elder Zhou hurriedly said: “Of course, don’t let you do it in vain, I’ll give money.”

I want you to help me with a birthday banquet, and your cooking skills will surely surprise everyone. ”

Seeing Liu Yang nodding, Elder Zhou breathed a sigh of relief.

“The price is negotiable.

Lad, I am optimistic about you. ”