Chapter 46 Slander my daughter for stealing chickens, you are looking for death?.
As soon as I heard Jia Zhangshi say that there were chickens in the backyard, the stick terrier’s eyes lit up.
Quickly nodded and said, “I know, that chicken belongs to Xu Damao’s family.” ”
The stick terrier said as he spoke, feeling that saliva was almost dripping. Jia Zhang sneered.
“Whoever he is. My good grandson is hungry, and my grandmother has to find a way to find something delicious for my good grandson. ”
The stick terrier nodded vigorously and reached out to hug Jia Zhangshi,
“It’s still grandma who hurts me the most.”
“But.”
The stick terrier continued: “I’m going to steal this chicken from his house. Will Xu Damao look everywhere? ”
Jia Zhang sneered,
“Will Xu Damao’s family lack a chicken?”
He went to the countryside every three to five to show movies, and from time to time he would bring back some local specialties, and some fellow villagers would give him chickens. In the past, Liu Yang’s street was not at home, and our courtyard was the best food for Xu Damao’s family.
“That is, Xu Damao is not very good at cooking, otherwise, this courtyard will definitely be made black by their family.”
The stick terrier nodded.
“Xu Damao’s family is also bad people, there are good food, I don’t know how to give the stick terrier a little.”
Jia Zhang nodded.
“Otherwise, Xu Damao’s family can be punished?”
“I’ve been married for several years, and the hens in the family have changed several times. The belly of Da Mao’s daughter-in-law has not moved. ”
The stick terrier nodded, and said with some doubts: “Grandma, usually Xu Damao’s daughter-in-law is at home every day, how can I do it?” ”
Jia Zhang smiled slightly and patted the shoulder of the stick terrier,
“Don’t worry, grandma glanced from the backyard just now.”
The door of their house was closed, and it was estimated that Lou Xiao’e had returned to her mother’s house.
“Good grandson at this time, while the adults in the yard are not off work, you can go and arrest.”
The stick terrier rubbed his hands excitedly,
“I’ll go now.”
The stick terrier was just about to leave, and Jia Zhang suddenly grabbed him and came back,
“Grandma will say two more words to you.”
The stick terrier frowned a little impatiently, and Jia Zhangshi leaned into the stick terrier’s ear and said: “Grandma taught you a trick, which can not only relieve your hunger, but also teach Xiaoyue’s wild girl.” ”
The stick terrier’s eyes lit up, and he quickly leaned his ear to Jia Zhang’s mouth.
Jia Zhang muttered a few words into the stick terrier’s ear, and the stick terrier sneered and looked in the direction of Liu Yang’s house.
“Grandma, don’t worry, I will definitely take this opportunity to educate the wild girl of education.”
The stick terrier turned around and gave Jia Zhang a thumbs up.
“In this courtyard, it has to be my grandmother to be smart.”
Jia Zhang smiled proudly.
I opened the door and leaned out to look into the courtyard. Turning his head and waving his hand at the stick terrier.
“This will be nobody, you hurry up.”
The stick terrier nodded, sneaked into the yard, clinging to the root of the wall, and passed through the moon gate to the backyard.
The door of Liu Yang’s house was closed, and through the crack in the door, you could see Xiao Yue sitting at the desk writing homework one by one. The stick terrier sneered.
Wild girl, let you have delicious food regardless of me! Today, Xiao Ye will teach you a good lesson.
Liu Yang came out of Zhou’s hometown and received the bicycle ticket and the great unity into the system to accept the empty space. Enjoy the beautiful scenery of Sijiu City slowly, and walk home.
Thinking that the seasoning at home was not enough, Liu Yang went to the Red Star Supply and Marketing Cooperative.
As soon as he arrived at the door of the supply and marketing cooperative, a person came out of the supply and marketing cooperative, and suddenly ran into Liu Yang. Liu Yang looked at it and shouted, “Damao! ”
Xu Damao is a little special today, with a ball of cotton stuffed in his nose, and this face is also swollen. Xu Damao lowered his head just now, walking without paying attention, and Liu Yang raised his head only when he shouted. Liu Yang pointed to the face,
“What’s going on with your face?”
Xu Damao touched a red envelope on his forehead, stuffed the cotton in his nose into his nostrils, and said with a decayed face: “Don’t say it, I’m unlucky enough today.” ”
Liu Yang was also in no hurry to enter the supply and marketing cooperative, pulled Xu Damao to stand outside the supply and marketing cooperative, and took out a box of Chinese from his pocket. Seeing Liu Yang take out a box of Chinese, Xu Damao’s eyes lit up.
“Yoko, you kid got rich. I can afford to smoke this kind of smoke. ”
Liu Yang waved his hand,
“Don’t be sarcastic about me.”
“This cigarette was given by someone who went to a leader’s house today to help people make a table banquet.”
Xu Damao patted Liu Yang’s shoulder.
“Good brother, I know you’re different from before.”
Liu Yang took out a cigarette and handed it to Xu Damao.
Xu Damao quickly took it, took out a match from his pocket, and lit it for Liu Yang first, and Xu Damao smoked a cigarette fiercely. Spat on the side and said hatefully.
“Today I was very unlucky, you said, I didn’t provoke anyone.”
Just before I came out of the factory, I went to the cafeteria. I went into the back kitchen and pulled the curtain.
“Ho! You know what? ”
Liu Yang licked his lips and asked curiously, “What’s wrong?” ”
Liu Yang wanted to laugh a little.
This Xu Damao spoke, a little interesting. It’s like talking crosstalk.
Now I am standing at the door of this supply and marketing cooperative, he says a word, I hold a sentence. It’s really like that. Xu Damao continued,
“I was peeking out with a curtain on my head, and suddenly a rolling pin flew over.”
Liu Yang continues to play the role of a cheerful child.
“Who threw this rolling pin?”
Xu Damao took another puff of cigarette hatefully and said,
“Who else could it be? Silly pillar that dog thing. ”
“Okay, what is he doing throwing a rolling pin at you?”
Liu Yang asked.
Xu Damao raised his hand again and touched the bag on his forehead and took a breath of cold air.
“That’s it, I was anxious with the grandson of Silly Zhu at that time.”
Before, you said that the two of us would fight when we met, and there was a reason.
Today, if I don’t say anything, as soon as I show my head, he will throw a rolling pin over, can I not be anxious with him?
Liu Yang nodded,
“You should really be anxious with him about this.”
Xu Damao continued.
“This time the silly pillar didn’t hardtop me like before.”
Explain to me, it turns out that the stick terrier ran to the back kitchen just now to steal soy sauce. Silly Pillar shouted, scaring away the little rabbit cub of the stick terrier.
“He threw this rolling pin over, and wanted to throw the stick terrier, but I didn’t expect that the kid slipped fast and was caught up by me.”
Liu Yang smiled.
“You’ll have to admit bad luck this time.”
Xu Damao scratched his scalp hard and sighed,
“Who says it isn’t?”
You said that such an angry person as a buddy can see the same as the stupid pillar. Besides, I can’t blame this on the stick terrier kid.
“If I come in a little late, this rolling pin will smash me in the face?”
Liu Yang nodded. The heart moved.
In [Love Man Courtyard].
One episode is about the stick stalk stealing soy sauce after entering the rolling mill. Stupid Zhu took a rolling pin and threw the stick terrier, but it accidentally smashed on Xu Damao.
Just now, the scene Xu Damao said was similar to that in the original play. Could it be that the plot of stealing chickens in the play has begun?
Liu Yang took a puff of cigarette and looked at Xu Damao.
“Da Mao, you often go to the countryside to show movies, can you help me find two chickens from the countryside that lay eggs.”
Xu Damao slapped his thigh.
“What country to look for?” I have it at home. ”
I tell you buddy, although I work as a projectionist, many people watch me often run to the countryside to show movies, and they feel very tired. But buddy loves the job.
If you throw me in the workshop, I’ll have to suffocate.”
You see me going to the countryside to show a little movie, and I can exchange feelings with our peasant brothers. Every time I went to the countryside, the captain of the production team had to hold my hand and talk to me for a long time. Before leaving, many villagers also gave me various souvenirs.
Didn’t you just say that you want to find chickens that lay eggs?
“The other day, I went to the countryside to show movies, and the captain of this production team gave me one, which was kept in a cage under the window.”
“Yesterday, Ezi also discussed with me, saying that when you are free, the two of us will eat together again to wipe out our chicken.” Since Yoko you spoke, when you go home, you will take this chicken directly. ”
Liu Yang nodded,
“Okay, you’re welcome brother. At that time, I will give the money for this chicken directly to Sister E. ”
Xu Damao waved his hand,
“Let’s buddy, don’t talk about money or money.”
Liu Yang smiled,
“What should be given must be given, and my brother still knows how to settle the account.”
Xu Damao shook his head,
“Okay, you have the final say.”
Xu Damao went home first, and Liu Yang turned around and went to the supply and marketing agency to buy seasonings. Liu Yang’s street slip really changed.
Xu Damao turned his head and glanced at Liu Yang, who walked into the supply and marketing cooperative.
During this time, Liu Yang was simply reborn, and he didn’t see him go to the street again. I see that Satsuki’s girl is also very happy during this time.
Before, it was not common for this girl to have a smile on her face.
Now I smile every day. I met people and liked to talk.
Liu Yang, this guy is okay, he is willing to spend money and send Xiaoyue, the girl, to school.
Although Liu Yang, this buddy does not go to the street to mix. However, without a serious job, it is still not good. In this era, there is no serious job, and it is a little difficult to find a daughter-in-law.
Xu Damao whistled, walked through the weeping flower gate, walked through the moon gate and entered the backyard.
Since Yoko said that she wanted to find a hen that laid eggs. I gave him the chicken directly along with the cage. Xu Damao bent down and wanted to tease the hen in the cage.
The whistle stopped abruptly.
Xu Damao stood up and ran to the house first to see that Lou Xiao’e was not there.
This morning, when she went to work, Lou Xiao’e said that she would go back to her mother’s house today. Originally, Xu Damao also told Lou Xiao’e to bring this chicken to his father-in-law and mother-in-law.
Lou Xiao’e refused, saying that the chicken was brought back and no one cleaned it up. This chicken Lou Xiao’e did not take away, it must have been stolen.
“What about the chickens, who stole my chickens?”
Xu Damao shouted.
“Oh, there are thieves in our yard!”
Hearing Xu Damao shouting in the backyard, people in the front yard and middle courtyard came over one by one. The second aunt glanced at it, and the empty chicken cage shook her head.
“When I came out to wash the dishes at noon, I glanced at the cage, and the chicken was still clucking in the cage.”
The three mothers also looked at the cage.
“Da Mao, I’ve been washing clothes in the front yard today, but I didn’t see anyone from outside coming in our courtyard.”
Aunt Jiang also nodded.
“I didn’t see anyone from outside running into our yard.”
Aunt Zhao frowned.
“Could it be that this thief is in our courtyard?”
Xu Damao rolled his sleeves.
“Fuck, run to grandpa and break ground. Who is it? ”
Xu Damao pinched his waist and shouted loudly in the courtyard.
“Hurry up and send the chicken back to Lao Tzu!”
Someone shook their head.
“Since this thief targeted your chicken and stole it, it is impossible for him to send it back to you.”
“Exactly. However, you can look in this courtyard first. ”
……
Perhaps, the cage loosened and the chicken ran out on its own.
Many people shook their heads,
“We all know our own chickens, and there are no extra chickens.”
Just now, Xiao Yue felt a little hungry, and found out the meat that Liu Yang left for her from the back room. Before he finished eating, he heard the commotion in the yard, and also opened the door and walked out.
Xu Damao huffed and crossed his waist.
“I’ll go around the yard first, there are marks on my chicken legs, I know.”
Xu Damao left angrily, and these people in the courtyard were still standing in the backyard waiting.
The second aunt said suspiciously: “This is strange, this afternoon, I didn’t hear the chicken in the house, how could it be stolen by someone, the third aunt also frowned.” ”
“I didn’t see any chickens running out this afternoon.”
Someone sneered,
“So, this chicken thief is in our yard?”
Aunt Jiang waved her hand,
“Let Da Mao look for it, anyway, this chicken is not stolen by us.” Don’t do bad things, don’t be afraid of ghosts calling the door. ”
“Let’s wait for Xu Damao to find out this chicken thief.”
“It is.”
Someone said hatefully.
“You can’t spare this chicken thief lightly. I stole the chicken of the Damao family today, and what should I do if I steal my chicken every few days? ”
Aunt Jiang nodded,
“Our chickens are specially saved for my son.”
“If the chicken is stolen, I will have to spend money on eggs for the rest of the year.”
“To find this chicken thief, you have to teach a good lesson.”
Xu Damao walked around the front yard and the middle yard, and there was no clue at all.
Lou Xiao’e came back with the bag, and when she heard Xu Damao say that the chicken had been stolen, she was also a little angry.
“Day and night defense, family thieves are difficult to prevent.”
“Everyone lives in a courtyard, and if you can steal a chicken today, maybe you can steal something else tomorrow.”
……
As soon as Lou Xiao’e said it, the group in the courtyard became even more angry.
“We must find out this chicken thief today.”
“I just stole the chicken today, if I steal something else.” In the future, the people in our yard will not be peaceful. ”
“Although I don’t have anything of value at home. But no matter what you lose at home, don’t you have to spend money again? ”
“Who the hell is not clean hands and feet? If this kind of person is found out, it is really impossible to send it to the police station. ”
“During this time, our yard is really chaotic.”
“Last night, the grandpa just sleepwalked out, and today there are thieves in the courtyard.”
Xu Damao walked to Liu Yang’s door.
A gust of wind blew.
A pinch of chicken feathers floated to Xu Damao’s feet.
Xu Damao bent down to pick up the chicken feathers, followed the direction where the chicken feathers fluttered, looked forward, and suddenly widened his eyes. Turned around and came to the courtyard, stared at Xiao Yue tightly and said, “Xiao Yue, you stole this chicken.” ”
Satsuki shook her head,
“Uncle Da Mao. How can I steal your chicken? ”
Xu Damao sneered.
“You ask me, who do I ask?”
“I also want to ask why you stole my chicken?”
Satsuki waved her hand,
“I didn’t steal your chicken.”
Lou Xiao’e put down her things from back to the house and turned to come out.
Just seeing Xu Damao staring at Xiao Yue, Lou Xiao’e pushed Xu Damao.
“Xu Damao, what are you doing?”
Xu Damao glared at Lou Xiao’e angrily.
“What am I doing? You ask her. ”
Xu Damao’s chin lifted and shouted at Xiao Yue.
“I really don’t see it, you pretend to be an obedient child on the surface.”
“It turns out that there are two sides and three knives, and this kind of unsavory thing is done behind the back.”
“Don’t talk nonsense.”
Lou Xiao’e stood behind Xiao Yue and put her hands on Xiao Yue’s shoulders.
“Xiao Yue, this girl, is not that kind of person.”
Xu Damao sneered,
“How is it not that kind of person?”
Xu Damao lit up the chicken feathers in his hand,
“You see, this chicken feather was picked up near his house. Just now, I deliberately glanced twice, and there were also such chicken feathers on the windowsill of his house. ”
“Tell me, if his family hadn’t stolen chickens, how could there be so many chicken feathers?”
Many people around nodded.
“Who is willing to eat chicken this year?”
Someone glanced at Satsuki and shook his head.
“I didn’t see it, Xiao Yue, this girl can do this kind of thing.”
Someone sighed.
“This is called the upper beam is not correct and the lower beam is crooked. Liu Yang is a street slippery and does not obey discipline. ”
“Unexpectedly, Satsuki also became this kind of person.”
“Not me!”
Satsuki was so aggrieved that she almost cried.
“I never take other people’s things, Uncle Damao, you can’t frame me.”
Xu Damao sneered,
“Girl, I framed you?”
“You let the big guys see. Your mouth is still shiny. Do you want to eat chicken and have so much oil in your mouth? ”
As soon as Xu Damao said, the eyes of the people in the courtyard suddenly focused on Xiao Yue’s mouth. Someone sighed,
“Satsuki, you did this, just admit it.”
Satsuki shook her head,
“I did it, I admit it.”
“I didn’t do it, how do I recognize it? You can’t wronged me. ”
Lou Xiao’e also waved her hand,
“Da Mao, before you figure this out, you can’t button Xiao Yue’s hat indiscriminately. If you say, the chicken was stolen by Satsuki. ”
“That Satsuki is making chickens at home, is there no smell of soil in this yard?”
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