Courtyard: The opening game robbed Lou Xiao’e into the small world

82 Yi Zhonghai made a big embarrassment
After a few hits, it broke. Later, Liu Haizhong went to the kitchen and took a burning iron rod and continued to beat him. In the end, he was severely deformed. Liu Guangtian lay on the bed for seven days before recovering, and the old man ignored him. ask.
When Yi Zhonghai came in, Liu Haizhong and the others had already eaten, and Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu had just come to the table to eat. Yi Zhonghai came in and said hello first: “Old Liu, I have something to do with you, is it convenient now?”
Liu Haizhong had a big belly: “Well, I’ve already eaten, it’s okay, you can say it, Guangtian, Guangfu, you two useless things, go back to the room and eat, you and I, Uncle Yi Zhonghai I have something to say!”
Yi Zhonghai repeatedly stopped: “No, no! Old Liu, I’m just looking for you to accept my relationship next year. You know, I discussed it with Qin Huairu and the others a few days ago, and the stick recognizes me as my grandfather. Tomorrow I plan to set up two tables, and invite the deaf old lady, you, Mr. Yan Bugui, and a few senior seniors in the courtyard to join us. Do you have any time?”
It’s not Liu Haizhong’s style to have food to eat, but not to take advantage of it, and doesn’t this occasion show his importance and high reputation?
“Old Yi, um, originally, I have something to do tomorrow, but who asked you to invite me to participate in a big event now, then I will put off tomorrow’s business and go to your marriage recognition. How about the banquet?” Liu Haizhong looked like I gave you face very much.
Yi Zhonghai, MMP in my heart, who doesn’t know that you stay at home in Liu Haizhong on weekends, hardly go out, and there are other things, don’t you just want some benefits, put on a show, and let people flatter you?
Yi Zhonghai squeezed a smile and said: “Old Yi, the deaf old lady is getting old, and she needs someone to preside over the ceremony tomorrow. I think the courtyard will preside over the ceremony. Besides you Liu Haizhong, there is only Mr. Yan Bugui left, so I’m going to invite you to 623. You and Teacher Yan presided over the ceremony together, what do you think?”
“Yeah! It’s true, I can’t find someone more suitable than me in this compound. Of course, Teacher Yan is reluctant, okay! I promise tomorrow, but Lao Yi, is there anything to do with this appearance tomorrow?” Liu Hai I brag about myself, and then I start to ask for benefits.
Yi Zhonghai was helpless and could only say: “Old Liu, don’t worry, I’m all ready, a two-dollar red envelope!”
Liu Haizhong nodded: “Okay! Who made you look good, Lao Yi, just two yuan for two yuan, and I’ll take it for a while.”
Originally, I wanted to worship heaven and earth when I recognized my relatives, but in the past few years, the new society has put an end to feudal superstition, so this part of the ceremony was omitted.
Because Qin Huairu’s life is difficult now and there is no source of income, Yi Zhonghai’s proposal to convene a compound meeting for donations is not suitable for development. Therefore, Yi Zhonghai and his wife bought the necessary items for Qin Huairu with money.
Yi Zhonghai invited a deaf old lady to sit at the meeting place in the compound, and he and his wife sat next to each other on both sides. At this time, what everyone didn’t notice was that a cloud of blue smoke floated from the sky in the distance, drilled in from the top of Yi Zhonghai’s head, and disappeared. Yi Zhonghai didn’t feel anything unusual, but just felt a little upset and restless. The stupid Zhu next to him saw that Yi Zhonghai was a little restless and asked Yi Zhonghai quietly, “Master Yi, what’s the matter with you?”
Yi Zhonghai calmed down: “Silly Zhu, go and pour me a glass of cold water! My heart is a little hot, drink it and cool down!”
“Okay! You wait, I’ll go right away!” Silly Zhu actively stood up and went straight to his house.
After seeing their respective positions, Liu Haizhong saw that everyone in the compound had gathered, so he and Yan Bugui walked to the deaf old lady, and they looked at each other.
Teacher Yan Bugui gave Liu Haizhong a signal: “Master, you speak first!”
Liu Haizhong coughed a few times: “Well! Hello everyone! Well! This is the backyard Yi Zhonghai and Qin Huai Ru’s Jia Terrier, which is the ceremony of recognition and marriage for Bang Terri.
Entrusted by Lao Yi, Mr. Yan Bugui and I are in charge of presiding over the ceremony of acknowledging the marriage. Everyone expresses warm congratulations to our Lao Yi and Bang Terri for accepting the marriage! ”
Next, Xu Damao took the lead and began to applaud, followed by Yan Bugui, and then Shazhu and the others. Everyone applauded enthusiastically, Liu Haizhong was very happy, raised his hands and pressed down: “Everyone, be quiet! Teacher Yan Bugui, do you need to say a few words?”
Yan Bugui held his glasses and said: “Today is a sunny and sunny day, although the sun is going down now, the beautiful sunset and the beautiful sunset are also coming out.Entrusted by Lao Yi, he presided over the ceremony of acknowledging his relatives.
Since the accident of Jia Geng’s grandmother and father, Jia Geng’s family has been in trouble, but at this time, our old comrade Yi stood up and decided to recognize Jia Ginger as his grandson and take care of Bang Geng’s life and study. Among them, Qin Huairu’s mother and son have brought hope for life. We also hope that when the sticks grow up, they will also honor Lao Yi and his wife, and provide for the old Yi and his wife, and fulfill their long-cherished wish. The recognition of relatives between the two represents a kind of fate and a dependence.
At this moment, the beautiful sunset and the beautiful sunset signify the old age of our old Yi and his wife, and they are about to have the care of the grandson of the stick. Growing up healthily and vigorously under the care of the old Yi couple!
We sincerely wish both parties! Warm congratulations to everyone again! ”
“Clap clap clap clap…” The applause continued.
“Now I announce the start of the marriage recognition ceremony!” Liu Haizhong announced loudly.
“First of all, Jia Geng knelt down, kowtowed to the old Yi couple and the deaf old lady, and offered tea!”
Qin Huairu walked out with Jia Teng and said in Jia Teng’s ear: “Bang Teng, don’t forget what Mom told you last night, I will kneel down for Uncle Yi, Aunt Yi and the deaf old lady later. Knock, give tea to his mother, and give gifts to Uncle Yi, Aunt Yi, and the deaf old lady, Mom will hold it for you now, and later you will take it from Mom’s hand and give it to them, do you understand?”
Bang Terrier is still down at this time, only six or seven years old, but he is still clever, otherwise he would not have followed his father to Jiang Hao’s house to rummage.
Yesterday Qin Huairu taught Bang Terrier. After he recognizes his relatives, he can go to Yi Zhonghai’s house to eat, eat meat, and get red envelopes every year. The two old men help him pay for school fees, buy beautiful clothes and pocket money. When Bang Terrier heard that there were new clothes, food, and money to take, he was naturally willing.
Bang Terri walked up to the three old men, then knelt down on the pre-laid mat, knelt down three times, and called out, “Grandpa! Grandma! Old lady!”,
The three old men smiled happily, and said, “Good! Good! Good! Good boy, get up first!”
Bang Terri stood up quickly, and Yan Bugui went on to say: “Gan Sun Jia Tereng gave tea to Grandpa Yi Zhonghai, Grandma Yi and our ancestor, the deaf old lady! Let’s start to respect the old lady tea first!”
Jia Geng knelt down again, Qin Huairu handed a cup of brown sugar tea prepared to Jia Geng’s hand, Bang Geng took the tea cup in his small hand, and slowly moved his kneeling legs to the old lady’s side, raised the tea cup, and said He said respectfully: “Invite the old lady to drink tea!”
The old lady grinned, revealing a mouth with few teeth. She took the teacup, touched the little head of Bang Teng, and handed a red envelope to Bang Teng. Bang Teng took it over excitedly. According to Qin Huairu’s explanation in advance, Respectfully gave the old lady a kowtow: “Thank you old lady!”
Liu Haizhong shouted, “Gan Sun Jia Geng offers tea to Grandpa Yi Zhonghai!”
Qin Huairu handed the second cup of brown sugar tea prepared to Jia Geng’s hand, and the stick slowly moved to Yi Zhonghai’s side, raised the teacup, and said respectfully, “Please drink tea!”
After Yi Zhonghai drank the herbal tea, his stomach suddenly rolled over and the pain was excruciating. He was trying his best to hold back. He took Jia Geng and squeezed out a smiling face: “Good boy, thank you Bang Terri!” Then he drank it all. Hand the red envelope to the stick. At this time, the belly that had drank tea couldn’t bear it any longer, and started to make a fuss and let out a super loud fart. Everyone was stunned for a long time, embarrassed, and Yi Zhonghai’s old face flushed red.
Everyone had to pretend they didn’t hear it, but the smell of this fart spread slowly, and everyone covered their noses and stepped back. Jia Terri shouted, “It smells so bad!” He directly covered his nose.
Qin Huairu also smelled the stench, but she held back, stepped forward and reprimanded softly: “Bang Terri, please bear with me at the ceremony today, don’t talk nonsense, be obedient!”
The stick nodded, a look of grievance on his face.
Yan Bugui also held back the smell, exhaled a breath, and continued: “A little accident! The ceremony continues!”
Everyone slowly began to quiet down. Yan Bugui then presided over: “Gan Sun Jia Geng toasts tea to Gan grandma, Aunt Yi!”
The stick came again according to the procedure, Aunt Yi squeezed out a smile, took the tea and drank it, and also gave a red envelope prepared by Yi Zhonghai in advance.
Bang Terri stood up, but immediately Liu Haizhong shouted: “Gan Sun Jia Terri presents gifts to the three elders!”
Jia Geng knelt down again, took the hat, shoes and gloves from Qin Huairu and handed them to the deaf old lady and Yi Zhonghai and his wife. Jia Terri, the stick terrier couldn’t catch it, so Qin Huairu gave the corner to Qin Huairu, and finally Aunt Yi took a pair of silver longevity locks from the side and hung it on the stick terrier’s neck.
When Liu Haizhong saw that the ceremony was about to end, he shouted: “Gan Sun Jiageng gave the three old men three kneels and nine kowtows again!”
Bang Terri is a little impatient, his little knee hurts, but Qin Huairu is beside him, he doesn’t dare to make trouble, now he is not a 12- or 13-year-old boy spoiled by Jia Zhang.
The stick couldn’t get up after the luggage, Yi Zhonghai tried hard to hold back, tried to help stick up, but after struggling for a while, his stomach couldn’t bear it any longer, this time it was not farting, but straight diarrhea, and it didn’t stop, Full crotch.
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