Let the fool shout,
The deaf old lady did not react at all.
Lou Xiao’e also ran over with concern,
Although Li Guoxiong told her that the deaf old lady was pulling her pimps and sending her to the bed of the silly pillar.
But after getting along in the past few years, Lou Xiao’e is still very affectionate.
At this moment, regardless of the smell that belonged to Li Guoxiong, he ran to the deaf old lady to take care of it.
“Old lady, are you okay, the moth didn’t mean to make you angry, old lady, wake up.” Lou Xiao’e was very worried and took the initiative to apologize.
Then, she turned her head and pleaded with Li Guoxiong:
“Guoxiong, please save the old lady.”
Li Guoxiong was dumbfounded, he is not a divine doctor, how to save the deaf old lady.
Besides, even if it can be saved, why save?
Is it to see your face? Just because you played together?
Sorry, Lee Kwok Hung is the villain!
Put on your pants, go out, and don’t admit anything!
However, Li Guoxiong is also a little curious, is the deaf old lady really fainting?
Could it be that the pimping plan was sabotaged by itself, in order to avoid embarrassment, pretend to faint?
With curiosity, Li Guoxiong came over.
“Get up! The old lady doesn’t need you to save, I’ll carry the old lady to the hospital! ”
The silly pillar carried the deaf old lady and said angrily.
“If you want to kill the old deaf, you go behind her back!” Li Guoxiong said with a smile.
It’s too simple to bluff, especially for fools like Zhu.
As long as it is said seriously, it is impossible for the stupid pillar not to be afraid.
“What do you say? Is it wrong for me to carry the old lady to the hospital? ”
“Of course not, a fool like you definitely doesn’t know about secondary damage! The old deaf is so old, you run to the hospital with her on your back, and the old deaf man is okay and you are also upside down! ”
The silly pillar immediately stopped the movements of the deaf old lady and asked:
“Then you say, what should I do?”
“Let the hospital send an ambulance! Otherwise, the old deaf eighty percent will die. ”
Silly Zhu looked at Li Guoxiong with hostility, turned to Lou Xiao’e and said:
“Lou Xiao’e, you are optimistic about the old lady, I will come back.”
Saying that, the silly pillar ran to the front yard.
“Yan Xiekuan, you go to the hospital and call someone, I’ll give you the travel fee!”
“Okay, Brother Zhuzi, I’ll go, you give me the money first.” Yan Xiekuan shouted.
When Silly Pillar 20 ran back to the backyard.
The eldest aunt, the second aunt and the third mother all came.
Several people surrounded the deaf old lady worriedly,
Pretend to probe the nose, take the pulse,
As a woman of Yi Zhonghai, the eldest aunt understands more, and also pinches the deaf old lady’s people.
But it doesn’t work at all!
Lou Xiao’e was very anxious and asked, “Guoxiong, do you have any way?” ”
“Don’t look at me and you can do anything, I really can’t do anything about the old deaf!” Li Guoxiong hinted.
“Guoxiong, please, here you are a cadre of the rolling mill, you know the most, please save the old lady!” Lou Xiao’e begged.
Seeing that Li Guoxiong was unmoved, she suddenly said:
“As long as you help, I will listen to you later!”
“Good!” Li Guoxiong nodded and said.
Lou Xiao’e was stunned for a moment and changed the topic: “Guoxiong, what can you do?” ”
“We don’t have any medicinal herbs now, but I read a book that introduced an earthwork,
Later, I also asked some elderly people, and they all said that it was indeed very effective and could treat a variety of diseases, such as the sudden fainting of the elderly. Li Guoxiong said.
The eldest aunt asked anxiously, “What kind of earthwork?” You speak quickly. ”
The second aunt, the third aunt, Lou Xiao’e and Silly Zhu all looked forward to Li Guoxiong saying it.
“This earthworker, you have to rely on the stupid pillar!”
“Me? How do I do it? Silly Pillar wondered.
Li Guoxiong pointed to the crotch of Silly Zhu’s pants and said: “This earth cube is called Hui Long Tang, you can hear from the name that it has an extraordinary effect, this thing is actually boy urine!”
And the older the boy, the better the effect! The stupid pillar is almost thirty, he has not yet married his daughter-in-law, it is a real old boy, your urine can save the old deaf! ”
The three aunts looked at each other and muttered something in their mouths.
Apparently, they had heard of this earthwork as well.
In fact, Huilong soup is indeed famous.
However, they are all looking for children, and there is no saying that the urine of old children is good.
Li Guoxiong thought that the old boy was rarer than the little boy, so he thought that the old boy’s soup worked better.
It does make sense.
The three aunts nodded to each other and looked at the silly pillar in unison.
“I… Aunts, I don’t believe what Li Guoxiong said. ”
The eldest aunt explained: “Silly Zhu, I know that you and Li Guoxiong have a conflict, but our three aunts have also heard of this earthwork,
Why don’t you try, you see that the old lady’s breathing is getting weaker and weaker, you save the old lady, the old lady used to treat you as her own grandson! ”
Lou Xiao’e also nodded along with the three aunts.
Silly pillar grinds and chirps, very reluctantly.
But he remembered very well, that night in the hospital, what was with Sister Qin!
Of course, it’s just that the fool thinks that person is Qin Huairu,
In fact, that evening, Jia Zhangshi and Qin Huairu changed beds.
Since he has already slept with a woman, he is not a child! Although the stupid pillar has a sharp brain, he can still understand this truth.
“This… I… By the way, Li Guoxiong did not marry his daughter-in-law, there should be a return to the dragon soup, let Li Guoxiong come, I am older, the effect is definitely not good. ”
Li Guoxiong smiled and said: “Silly Zhu, why should I save the old deaf man, I have nothing to do with the old deaf man!” I have already given you the method, and it doesn’t matter to me if you save it or not. ”
After speaking, Li Guoxiong found a stool and sat down, smiling and watching the liveliness.
Lou Xiao’e knew that Li Guoxiong had just fought with her all afternoon.
That skilled skill, posture.
Battle-hardened for sure!
Although Li Guoxiong has not married a daughter-in-law on the surface, he should theoretically be a child.
However, Li Guoxiong has long been a veteran!
Lou Xiao’e opened her mouth and persuaded: “Silly Zhu, the old lady treats you as her own grandson, you save her, do you really hope that the old lady can’t wake up?” Are you such a ruthless and unrighteous person? ”
The three aunts stared at the silly pillar in unison.
They can only rely on stupid pillars.
The three of them did not return to the dragon soup.
Even if there were, the three of them were all married, and they were no longer children.
Li Guoxiong suddenly said:
“Silly Zhu, you are so sharp, aren’t you a child? To be honest, who did you break your shoes with? Could it be Qin Huairu? ”
“Don’t talk nonsense, I have nothing to do with Sister Qin! I am a child! Silly Zhu hurriedly explained.
He has to keep it a secret!
Leaking it out is no small matter!
Li Guoxiong continued: “Since you are a boy or a 30-year-old boy, your Hui Long Soup should have a good effect, why don’t you save the old deaf?” Could it be that you are really the kind of ruthless and unrighteous person that Duo’e said? ”
The stupid pillar opened his mouth and could not say anything.
He can’t say he’s not a boy.
That’s a big deal!
The silly pillar was very helpless, so he had to stand up, take a bowl from the old lady’s house, and walk to the cellar in the backyard.
“What are you doing?” Li Guoxiong asked.
“I’ll go to the cellar to pick up the dragon soup.”
“That’s not right! You can’t take it that way! Li Guoxiong reminded.
The stupid pillar was confused, how should I pick it up if I didn’t pick it up like this.
The three aunts and Lou Xiao’e also looked at Li Guoxiong suspiciously.
“Alas, it’s terrible to have no culture, can such a good thing as Hui Long Tang be wasted? Besides, 30-year-old boys like Silly Zhu are very rare! Three aunts, Duo’e, you said yes or no. ”
The three aunts said in unison: “Yes! ”
Lou Xiao’e also blushed and nodded.
Li Guoxiong smiled with satisfaction: “That’s right, the reason why Hui Long Tang is called Hui Long Tang is because it comes out of Yang Root, and it can’t touch anything to have an effect!”
Silly pillar, if you want to save the old deaf, you have to pour it directly into her mouth! ”
Everyone froze.
The use of Hui Long Soup turned out to be like this!
Have to pour it directly into your mouth?
Li Guoxiong saw the reactions of the three aunts, Lou Xiao’e and Silly Zhu, and also knew that this time it was not very reliable.
Even with the blessings of the two skills of righteousness and fox language, it is difficult for them to believe it.
Li Guoxiong had to take a step back and say:
“When I say that the filling mouth does not mean to put it in the mouth and then pee, Hui Long Tang can’t touch anything, but when Hui Long Tang first came out, it had impact, ah,
Silly pillar, as long as you can let the old deaf drink a little before the Huilong soup lands, it will have an effect, and you don’t need to drink too much. ”
After hearing this, the three aunts and Lou Xiao’e nodded. (Read violent novels, just go to Feilu Fiction Network!) )
It turns out that this is the case, in this case, the credibility is much higher.
Seeing their reactions, Li Guoxiong was very happy,
The skills of righteous qi and fox talk are really easy to use!
“Silly Zhu, hurry up, the old deaf man is going to run out of gas!” Li Guoxiong reminded loudly.
Everyone immediately looked down to observe the situation of the deaf old lady.
The breath was indeed much weaker.
Lou Xiao’e stood up and said: “I’ll go to the alley and wait for the hospital’s car, stupid Zhu, you hurry up and save the old lady!” ”
The three aunts also stood up and instructed:
“Silly pillar, it’s up to you! You must save the old lady, at least let the old lady insist that the people who come to the hospital come to the hospital. ”
After that, the three aunts also left the yard.
Silly Zhu uses Hui Long Soup, which is not convenient for them to see.
Li Guoxiong returned to his house and watched secretly through the window.
I saw the silly pillar looking around, making sure that no one peeked at him.
Only then did he slowly take off his pants.
Silly Zhu did not follow what Li Guoxiong said, squatted down and pinched the deaf old woman’s mouth, and grasped the direction of returning to Longtang with one hand.
but tore a strip of cloth from his coat,
The ball was stuffed into the deaf old woman’s mouth.
Li Guoxiong couldn’t help nodding, the silly pillar is still very smart,
The cloth ball absorbs water, and also absorbs back the dragon soup.
Just pee on the cloth strip and press the deaf woman’s chin so that her mouth closes.
The dough in the mouth will automatically squeeze out of the dragon soup.
In this way, the deaf old lady can drink back the dragon soup.
I saw that after the stupid column plugged the cloth ball,
Stand up and start undoing your pants.
Immediately after, a yellow column of water rushed out,
The unmistakable urine was applied to the cloth.
Right at this moment.
A voice came from outside the courtyard.
“Where is the old man? We went to the hospital immediately! ”
Before the words fell, the young doctor carrying a stretcher rushed into the hospital.
Yan Xiekuan, the three aunts and others also came in together.
Whoops.
The stretcher fell to the floor.
The doctor froze.
“What are you doing!” The doctor was furious!
“Quick! Is there anyone else, go to the police, this person is going to play hooligans on the old lady! The doctor shouted.
The silly pillar hasn’t finished returning to the dragon soup,
In a panic, he put on his pants, and in an instant, his pants were soaked.
“What are you calling the police for! I’m saving the old lady! Don’t talk nonsense! Silly Zhu hurriedly explained.
“You back off first! We have to save the elderly! The doctor did not dare to approach the silly pillar and shouted from several meters away.
Silly Zhu walked to the wall depressed and reached out to pull the pants stuck to his legs.
After peeing your pants, the fabric will get on your legs.
This taste is indeed very unpleasant!
The doctor endured the nausea, pulled out the strip of cloth from the old lady’s mouth, and threw it on the ground.
He asked, “Your name is He Yuzhu, you were hospitalized a few days ago?” ”
“Yes, I am He Yuzhu!” Silly Pillar replied.
“Are you crazy! Are you saving people? Aren’t you afraid to choke the old lady to death? The doctor reprimanded.
“I’m here to save people, with my Hui Long Soup…” the silly pillar began to explain.
The doctor was too lazy to listen to the stupid column’s explanation, and the two worked together to carry the deaf old woman into the ambulance.
The eldest mother also followed the ambulance to the hospital.
Silly Zhu originally wanted to go, but the doctor refused.
After all, the person who pees on the head of the old lady is too disgusting and terrible.
There are people in the courtyard who want to be rescued again.
The beasts all walked to the hospital to see if the deaf old lady would die.
Of course, Li Guoxiong also followed to see the liveliness.
Silly Zhu is the eldest grandson of the deaf old lady, and he cares about the deaf old lady very much, trotting all the way to the hospital.
Li Guoxiong and the other beasts walked slowly behind.
Anyway, the rescue is not 060 in a hurry, as long as it does not go to the hospital and die, walking fast and walking slowly can watch the liveliness.
Yan Xiekuan was very excited on the road, as long as he met someone familiar, he would tell the story of the stupid pillar peeing on the deaf old man’s head.
Li Guoxiong also took the opportunity to add two sentences, saying that the silly pillar has an old boy of thirty years to return to the dragon soup, and the effect is good!
Causing passers-by to laugh and admire the silly pillar for being truly filial!
Come to the hospital,
Wait a while later.
The doctor came out and announced that the rescue was going well.
The old lady’s body is very healthy, there is no problem, just a moment of qi and blood, caused by lack of oxygen and dizziness.
However, the doctor still recommended that the old lady be hospitalized for observation for a period of time.
After all, with age, the data measured by the instrument is not representative of everything.
Silly Zhu readily agreed and personally handled the hospitalization procedures for the deaf old lady.
The arrangement of the hospital is very humane, considering that the deaf old lady is also a person from the Red Star Quadrangle.
The deaf old lady’s hospital bed was placed in the position before the silly pillar.
That is, a ward with Jia Zhang’s and stick terriers.
Even the people in the hospital sighed that this three-person ward was almost exclusive to the Red Star Quadrangle.
In the past two or three months, all the people living in the Red Star Courtyard have lived.
The deaf old lady did not die, but was very healthy, and now she is hospitalized again.
For such a result, Xu Damao, Liu Haizhong, Yan Bugui and others who were belatedly dissatisfied were very dissatisfied.
The deaf old lady does not die, how can the neighbors eat the table!
The only person who is happy is Yi Zhonghai,
He arranged for his aunt to stay in the hospital and take care of the deaf old lady with Qin Huairu.
Li Guoxiong returned to the courtyard and went straight to the deaf old lady’s house.
Lou Xiao’e is packing her things, and she can’t live here.
Since doing those things in the house with Li Guoxiong in the afternoon,
Lou Xiao’e always felt that she was not close to the deaf old lady and wanted to go home to live.
Li Guoxiong appeared in time, stopped her, and handed Lou Xiao’e a key.
“Do’e, you will live here in the future, and the key will be given to you.”
“Isn’t this the old lady’s key?” Lou Xiao’e asked.
“Well, I picked it up on the road, I think the old lady specially threw it away and left it for you, by the way, Yi Zhonghai will come over to repair the door and roof later, and I am here to watch him, so as not to do anything to you.”
Lou Xiao’e wants to say that the eldest master will not do anything to her, it is what you have to do!
After a while, Yi Zhonghai really came to repair the door and roof.
The skill of the eighth-level fitter was not simple, and after working for nearly an hour, Yi Zhonghai panted and repaired the roof and door.
After Li Guoxiong found that Yi Zhonghai was repaired, he did not leave, but observed him.
Helpless, Li Guoxiong had to return to his home temporarily.
It was one o’clock in the morning.
Li Guoxiong climbed up, took a small iron bar, and came to the door of the deaf old lady’s house.
With cloud detector skills, Li Guoxiong can not only steal things,
I can also pick a woman’s door lock!
Early morning.
Before Li Guoxiong woke up, he was woken up by a shout from outside the door.
“Moth, moth, are you awake? I bought you fritters, forgive me, come home with me, if you don’t open the door, I won’t leave! “。
Người mua: Đạo Đức Kinh Thiên
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