Crazy Naruto: I don't want to use ninjutsu
Chapter 22
"Boss, I want this! This! And this!"
As soon as they arrived at the barbecue restaurant, Izumi Hanyu quickly led Hanako and Taro to find a seat and then began to order dishes in a heroic manner.
In fact, the reason why Izumi Hanyu chose this barbecue restaurant was entirely because he saw an acquaintance on the road, or someone he was unilaterally familiar with - Akimichi Choji.
As for why Izumi Hanyu could recognize him in the crowd at a glance, it was entirely because of his unique way of wearing the forehead protector.
It can be said that the new generation of ninjas in Konoha Village have played with the way they wear forehead protectors.
Some put it on their heads as a headband, some wear it on their necks as a scarf, and some put it on their waists as a belt!
As for Akimichi Choji, he is even more playful. He directly makes the forehead protector into the shape of underwear and puts it on his head!
This is also why Izumi Hanyu could recognize Akimichi Choji in the crowd at a glance.
"You guys are here to take part in the Chunin Exams in our Konoha Village, right?"
The boss asked curiously while serving the three people,"You know what, we don't usually see forehead protectors like yours."
It can be seen that the boss is also very proud of being a Konoha Villager, which makes Hanako and Taro feel very envious.
"That is, our Grass Country is just a small country, how can it be compared with Konoha Village, one of the five major countries."
Hanyu Izumi satisfied the boss's desire to show off, and the boss's smile on his face became even more intense.
""Okay, I'll bring your order up in a bit, take your time to enjoy!"
After that, the boss smiled and left.
For Hanyu Izumi, the biggest advantage of a barbecue restaurant is that the food is served very quickly, after all, the diners grill the food themselves. If the food is not served quickly, then this barbecue restaurant would be completely useless.
Soon, as meal time approached, the barbecue restaurant was quickly overcrowded, and the diners began to brag about what they saw and heard at the table.
"Hey, have you heard that there is a wanted criminal named Izumi Hanyu who is specifically against us in Konoha. It has been half a year, and we still haven't caught him!"
"No way? This wanted criminal is so powerful? How dare he touch our Konoha?"
Izumi Hanyu heard the conversation at the next table and immediately became interested. He quickly pricked up his ears and listened carefully.
"Of course, you should know that my cousin is the captain of Konoha Anbu!"
The diner saw that everyone at the table was looking at him, and his expression was full of pride.
"Izumi Hanyu, that boy came to our Konoha Village to take the exam before, but as soon as he became a Genin, he went back to Wave Country to assassinate the Daimyo! If it weren't for the samurai around the Daimyo who fought to the death to protect him, I'm afraid the Daimyo of Wave Country would have been replaced by now!"
Hearing his words, Izumi Hanyu, who was eavesdropping on the side, couldn't help but twitch his mouth.
Good guy, his guilt was completely confirmed!
The friend who sat at the same table with the diner hurriedly urged:"We know all this, just continue!"
"Ahem!"
The diner cleared his throat quickly and then lowered his voice slightly.
"You don't know that the Daimyo of Wave Country was completely frightened after the assassination attempt by Izumi Hanyu. He sent a messenger to ask our Konoha Village for help."
Then, he changed the subject and said proudly:"Our Konoha Village is famous for its warm-heartedness. When the Hokage heard that the neighbor was in trouble, he immediately couldn't sit still and sent several Anbu to Wave Country overnight to try to find Izumi Hanyu."
"What happened next?"
The diner glanced at his friend and said slowly,"Later, our Anbu must have been killed by the wanted criminal, otherwise why would we in Konoha have nothing better to do and still be looking for him?"
"that's true......"
When his friends heard this, they nodded in agreement and said,"But to be honest, the only one who dares to go against Konoha Village is Hanyu Izumi. Even if other small countries don't like our Konoha Village, they dare not do it so openly."
"So!"
Seeing that his friends agreed with him, the diner slammed the table and said,"Hyū Izumi's head is very valuable now. Just getting his body can be exchanged for nearly 1 million taels of silver!"
Hanyu Izumi, who was sitting nearby, shook his head helplessly when he heard that his head was worth 1 million taels of silver.
It seems that there is no hope of hearing something useful from these diners.
Hanyu Izumi feels very aggrieved now. When did he assassinate the daimyo? It was obviously Danzo who wanted to pull him into the Root Organization as a spy, but he refused, which led to this series of events.
It can be said that at this point, Hanyu Izumi feels that he will never see Xiao Li again.
""Izumi, why don't you eat your food quickly!"
Hanako's urging helped Hanyu Izumi come out of his depressed mood. He just raised his chopsticks and was about to take a few bites of meat to ease his mood, but the next second he was even less in the mood.
"Why are you laughing so happily? Do you think the money is so easy to get?"
At this point, the diner's face became solemn and he said seriously:"According to my cousin, that Hanyu Izumi is not only powerful, but also extremely cruel!"
"ah?"
"Yes, my cousin was one of the second group of Anbu who went to hunt down the three Root members, but Hanyu Izumi had already escaped, and only the bodies of the previous group of Anbu were found."Hanyu Izumi, who was standing by, was stunned when he heard that the bodies of the three Root members were found.
"Izumi Hanyu is simply not a human being!"
The diner suddenly became a little excited.
"Do you know what they found in the Anbu's body?"
"What?"
"Shit! Their bodies are full of shit!"
When the diner said this, his voice was obviously lowered. No doubt, he didn't want to affect the appetite of others.
"I tell you, when my cousin and his friends retrieved the bodies, they found that their noses and mouths were filled with feces, and even their stomachs were full of feces."
"No way?......"
No doubt his friends were very surprised by this.
"My cousin said that when the bodies were further examined, they found feces not only in their oral and nasal cavities, but even in their intestines. This means that they had been tortured inhumanely before they died."
"Therefore, Izumi Hanyu is definitely an extremely dangerous person. Not only is he addicted to killing, but he also likes to torture and abuse people who are about to be killed, so you must never think about meeting him."When the diners' friends heard the truth behind the scenes, they couldn't help but take a deep breath.
"This is really too scary. How can there be such a demon in the ninja world?"
"Yes, I hope Lord Hokage will take action to get rid of him quickly. I don't want the ninjas of my family to be slaughtered like this."
The diner waved his hand and said solemnly:"I tell you, this matter has spread among the Anbu of our Konoha. Hanyu Izumi's nickname is the Shit-Feeding Evil Ninja. My cousin told me last time that the order has been issued from above. Once you encounter Hanyu Izumi and find that you are no match for him, you can abandon all tasks and run away directly."
Hanyu Izumi heard the"vivid" description and legend of himself from the next table, and he was almost crying without tears.
At this moment, how much he wanted to remove the disguise of the super transformation technique, rush directly in front of them, and explain that he didn't do all this, and he didn't feed shit to the ninjas of Konoha!
However, he finally restrained himself. Now he has become an urban legend in Konoha Village, the Shit-Feeding Evil Ninja - Hanyu Izumi
"Okay, okay, stop talking. If you keep talking like this, we simply can’t eat."
The diners saw that their friends' faces had indeed turned ugly, and they stopped describing the matter about Yuzuru Izumi.
However, they stopped, but Yuzuru Izumi was completely uncomfortable.
He never expected that his move half a year ago would cause him such a big mess.
Although his strength is now comparable to that of a first-class elite jonin, Yuzuru Izumi still understands the principle that two fists cannot beat four hands. Moreover, Konoha Village is a ninja village with many families, and each large family has its own unique secret technique.
Not to mention anything else, now once he is hit by the shadow imitation technique of the Nara clan, he will immediately become a lamb to be slaughtered.
""Izumi, eat quickly, we still have to go shopping in Konoha Village after we finish eating."
Hearing Hanako urging him again, Hanyu Izumi took a deep breath and focused his attention on the barbecue in front of him.
"I have to say, the barbecue in Konoha Village is really good!"
Hanyu Izumi praised the food while stuffing it into his mouth desperately.
After listening to the chat of the diners at the next table, Hanyu Izumi has now completely let it go. Anyway, he can't wash himself clean even if he jumps into the Yellow River. Just feed the shit and eat the shit.
But Hanyu Izumi did not expect that he would actually become a legend.
You'll Also Like
-
I, the fighting party, became Xiaozhi's golden finger
Chapter 948 16 hours ago -
Young man on white horse, I am in the human world, who dares to call himself an immortal?
Chapter 240 16 hours ago -
Starting from not paying back debts to start technological hegemony
Chapter 513 16 hours ago -
Villain: Master Forbidden Empress, I am invincible!
Chapter 465 16 hours ago -
Villain: You were the one who suggested breaking off the engagement, why are you crying now?
Chapter 656 16 hours ago -
Horror resurrection, I have a ghost bus
Chapter 556 16 hours ago -
I'm the villain! Why are all the heroines surrounding me?
Chapter 131 16 hours ago -
I am a martial arts student who has defeated all the geniuses from famous schools
Chapter 150 16 hours ago -
Pirates: Beginning with the Patrolman
Chapter 213 16 hours ago -
The real young master was reborn and went crazy, and the whole family regretted and cried
Chapter 465 16 hours ago