Crazy Naruto: I don't want to use ninjutsu

Of course, Hanyu Izumi was not that bored. He had no interest in accompanying Black Zetsu to be tortured there, so he just kept feeding him shit for half a day. Later, Black Zetsu's body became a whole circle bigger. In order to prevent him from vomiting, Hanyu Izumi specially made a mask for him with shit escape, so that he could taste this lesson well.

After doing all this, Hanyu Izumi directly used the summoning technique to summon his baby maggots and let it return to its world wearing Black Zetsu.

In this way, Black Zetsu, the third son of Kaguya, completely disappeared in the ninja world.

After solving Black Zetsu, Hanyu Izumi did not stay away from Nagato, but told Nagato the secret of the Samsara Eye. In order to prevent Obito from reclaiming his eyes through the Kamui space, Hanyu Izumi also specially protected Nagato.

In fact, compared with this Black Zetsu, Hanyu Izumi is more troubled by Obito's ability.

The skill of Kamui is too buggy, not to mention that there are Hashirama cells in Obito's body, which are enough to support him to use the Sharingan frequently without going blind. Although Hanyu Izumi has a lot of detonating tags in his system space, he doesn't want to waste them to deal with Obito.

After all, wouldn't it be nice to sell this thing?

However, what Hanyu Izumi didn't expect was that Obito didn't show up for three consecutive days. Hanyu Izumi didn't know where this guy had gone. But now, Nagato's determination is more important.

Looking at Nagato who was in pain, Hanyu Izumi didn't disturb him, but left the answers for him to think about alone. Taking this opportunity, Hanyu Izumi finally had time to check the rewards given to him by the system.

"Fixed Eyes......"Open!"

As his fixed eyes opened, Hanyu Izumi instantly felt an unusual power.

At this moment, he saw a lot of shit balls around him through his fixed eyes. Some of them were dry, some were liquid, and some were still wriggling in the intestines.......

Izumi Hanyu was not ecstatic about his special sensory ability. On the contrary, he quickly took out a mirror and looked at his face.

Fortunately, the opening of the fixed eyes only turned his eyeballs into shit yellow, and there were no other changes. This made Izumi Hanyu relieved.

However, Izumi Hanyu suddenly found that his fixed eyes were very useless.

When feeding shit to Black Zetsu, Izumi Hanyu discovered that this thing had no buttocks!

In other words, Black Zetsu can't poop at all!

Based on the characteristics of Black Zetsu, Izumi Hanyu judged that the Otsutsuki clan may not have shit in their bodies, which means that his ability is useless to the Otsutsuki clan.

After thinking about this clearly, Izumi Hanyu was speechless.

"System, what's the use of giving me this thing? The Otsutsuki clan doesn't have shit in their stomachs. This thing is only useful to humans......."

Facing Hanyu Izumi's complaints, the system in his mind immediately responded

【So, host, what ability do you want?】

"Tsk."

Hanyu Izumi heard what the system said and said disdainfully:"I want so much more! Can I open Susanoo? Can I absorb ninjutsu? The eyes you gave me are nothing but the ability to control the shit in the human body!"

【Oh, you actually discriminate against this system? 】

The system in my mind seemed to be angered by Hanyu Izumi's words and immediately issued a new task

【Mission: Please ask the host to persuade Nagato to lead the Akatsuki organization to join Orochimaru. If the mission is successful, this system will help you upgrade your fixed eyes. If it fails, the host's fixed eyes will become real butt eyes!】

""What the hell? Are you so cruel?"

At this moment, Hanyu Izumi admitted that he was a coward.......

If his eyes were really covered with a pair of buttocks, Izumi Hanyu would probably choose to commit suicide.......

【You are allowed to discriminate against this system! You deserve it! Once the task is released, this system cannot be modified. Host, just leave it to fate! 】

Hanyu Izumi is desperate......

He had no idea what Nagato was thinking. If he failed, he would be doomed!

Suddenly, Hanyu Izumi fell into deep regret and self-blame.

But it was too late to say anything now. Hanyu Izumi could only bite the bullet and go to Nagato to ask him what he was thinking and see if his eyes could be saved.......

"You're here? Why do you look so pale?......"

Facing Nagato's question, Hanyu Izumi waved his hand helplessly and said,"Don't mention it.

My suggestion is that you lead the Akatsuki organization and go back to the Land of Fields with me to find Orochimaru.

As for the ninjas in your Hidden Rain Village, take away those who are willing to go with you, and leave those who are unwilling.

When we unify the ninja world in the future, we will help them.

This is my idea.

Tell me what you think.

" After listening to Hanyu Izumi's suggestion, Nagato did not speak, but fell into deep thought.

To be honest, what Hanyu Izumi proposed was indeed feasible, and in his words, the man who claimed to be Uchiha Madara was just a pathetic pawn. He didn't need to risk his life for him anymore, but could he trust the man in front of him?

Like Nagato, Hanyu Izumi was also in deep thought, but he was thinking, would Nagato really lead the Akatsuki organization to join the Land of Fields? If he disagreed, what should he do? Is he really a pair of shit holes?

"Izumi, let me ask you, if the big countries refuse to submit in the future, what will you do?"

Hearing Nagato's question, Hanyu Izumi answered without hesitation:"Fuck him!"

"Well......"

Seeing Nagato's sluggish look, Hanyu Izumi added:"Now the situation in the ninja world is so tense because of the five major countries! Because the five countries need to maintain a balance with each other, our small countries will suffer. If the entire ninja world is unified, there won't be so many problems!"

After listening to Hanyu Izumi's words, Nagato suddenly felt that the person in front of him made a lot of sense. Jiraiya's previous teachings may be applicable to the big countries, but not to the small country where he lives.

Thinking about the novels that Jiraiya had written, Nagato suddenly felt that Hanyu Izumi was the legendary son of prophecy.

"Okay, then I will lead the Akatsuki organization to join the Land of Rice, or rather, I will give you the leadership of the Akatsuki organization. After all, I have been used for so long without anyone noticing, and I am really not a qualified leader."

"Good."

Hearing Nagato's answer, Hanyu Izumi was so excited that he almost jumped up, and his voice was trembling.

Hanyu Izumi stepped forward, held Nagato's hand tightly, and said with tears in his eyes:"For me to know the organization is like getting the pillars of the country!"