Crazy Wild Little Farmer

"Er Gou, you, you asshole..."

Chen Lili scolded loudly at the back, and then tears came down from her eyes like a flood.

"Ah ah..."

See two dogs angry slam the door to leave, Chen Lili burst into tears, fell on the sofa, the body can not help shaking, tears soaked the pillow on the sofa.

"What's the big deal? My second dog has never lived like Chen Lili without you."

Out of the high-end residential area of laoshizi, er goucai spat out this sentence. Just now, he didn't know how to press the elevator, but just walked down from the 18th floor. What's the matter? The elevator can't die, but it can still come down. What's the air.

Out of the residential area, er Gou took a motorcycle to the bank and transferred all the money in Shi Weiqiang's passbook to his own card. Of course, this card is a separate account, which is confusing.

Chen Lili won't let me get money from corrupt officials, but I have to do it. How can I break the law? If I have the ability to call the police to arrest me, don't pretend to be noble if I don't have that ability.

When he got out of the bank, Ergou was still very upset. He picked up the mobile phone in his hand and looked at it. It was Chen Lili who gave it to him. When he looked at it, he got angry. It turned out that it was a rich man. He gave it to Laozi with a mobile phone he didn't want, but Laozi didn't wait for him.

"Bang dang..." two dogs in a rage, the mobile phone card out, put the second-hand mobile phone still into the trash can.

What's the big deal? I'm going to buy a top-grade one. What's wrong with women in the city? They should be angry with me.

Er Gou still couldn't calm down. He threw away his cell phone and went to the store where he bought it last time. Although it was a little unpleasant last time, the final result was good, so Er Gou was willing to go there again to buy a cell phone.

"Hello, Madame!" As soon as Er Gou entered the door, he began to shout, and his mood became much better.

"Yes, it's you." Yao Suyun, the boss's wife, was very surprised to see Er Gou coming in. She said that she had never called her since Er Gou left last time. Yao thought Er Gou had forgotten her, so he was surprised to see Er Gou come in.

"Hello." Mao Fengfeng on the other side also saw Er Gou and waved to greet her. Er Gou also laughed at her and then went to the boss's wife. Now it's lunch time. There are not many customers in the shop, so Er Gou went directly to the boss's wife's counter.

"Why, the landlady doesn't recognize me." Two dogs said a joke.

"No, no, how can I forget you? The memory is too deep."

Yao Suyun said this for a reason, because she was beaten by her husband last time, but it's also very strange. Most women hate Er Gou if they encounter such things, but Yao Suyun didn't hate Er Gou. On the contrary, she remembers Er Gou more deeply, because she thinks that she should be punished because she is not good at it, But her husband beat her and made her hate the man at home even more.

Looking at Er Gou's new dress, the landlady said again“ Mm-hmm, it's more handsome and more masculine. My sister can hardly recognize you. Er Gou, you have to dress like this. Otherwise, it's embarrassing that my sister was stripped of the wrong person last time. " It's a joke.

"Ha ha ha, it's not my fault. You are too powerful." When he said this, er Gou thought of Chen Lili again, but it just flashed by and disappeared. After entering the store, er Gou became happy.

"That's, that's, it's all my sister's fault."

"Ha ha, if you don't know, just choose the best mobile phone for me."

"Wow, do you have any money? Don't give... "The landlady began to joke again, smiling.

"If you don't give it, you have to give it. If you don't have money, you have to buy it. Why don't you take off your clothes and gamble?"

"You bad guy." The boss's wife patted Er Gou, lowered her head and reached for the mobile phone in the counter. Er Gou was standing in front of her. At least most of the white things under her collar were exposed, but she didn't see her head. It was so white that people were looking forward to it.

"Here, villain, this one is the best. How about it?" Landlady Yao Suyun hands her mobile phone to ER Gou. Er Gou takes it and looks at it. It's really classy, but it's not right.

"Landlady, you fool me. This mobile phone doesn't even have a button. How can I make a phone call?" Er Gou is holding a new touch-screen mobile phone. He doesn't know how to start.

"Puchi..." the proprietress laughs and says nothing. She reaches out her hand and pats the second dog. Then she teaches the second dog how to do it carefully and enthusiastically. As soon as the proprietress's head leans over, the fragrance is immediately compelling. Smelling the fragrance of the proprietress's hand, the man will feel like kissing.

"Will it?" After patiently teaching the two dogs, the landlady raised her head and found that the two dogs were staring at her. Her face turned red immediately.

"Don't look, have you learned?" This sentence is very light and has an indescribable flavor.

"Oh, yes, yes, just touch it with your fingers. It's very simple, very simple, ha ha..." Er Gou said that, knowing that his attempt was discovered by the landlady, he scratched his head a little embarrassed, but for the first time, he didn't blush, because now his face is getting thicker and thicker, and it's not easy to blush.

"Well, did you eat?" The landlady asked suddenly.

"Oh, no, I'll eat it right away." Two dogs answered, and then asked: "Madame, how much is it?"

"Nerve, how much is the mobile phone, not the landlady." Yao Suyun patted the second dog again. After a while, Yao Suyun couldn't help patting the second dog three times, as if it wasn't enough to express his feelings.

"Oh, how much is a cell phone?" Er Gou also laughed, thinking that the landlady was quite humorous.

"Here you are." Yao Suyun looked at two dogs and said softly.

"How can I do that? Say it quickly. I won't buy it if I don't say it." As he spoke, er Gou looked into the counter. It said that it was 6666 yuan. Without hesitation, er Gou took out a stack of 100 yuan bills, counted them and handed them over.

"Er Gou, don't..." Yao Suyun put out a soft and boneless hand to push Er Gou. Her hands really have good skin. The skin feels very soft, white and a little red. It feels like there are no bones on ER Gou's hands.

"Elder sister, how can I accept such a valuable gift from you? If there's anything I can do for you in the future, I'll give it back. I can't take it now. I don't want it." Er Gou takes the money and shoves it into Yao Suyun's hand.