Create nuclear fusion at the start

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The UN blew up again, and England … It’s also coming!

‘Click’ in the frenzied frenzy of the flash.

England’s Secretary of State personally walked onto the podium, and a gloomy look flashed in the Secretary of State’s eyes, looking at the global reporters below, and wanted to cry.

For the first time, in a place like the United Nations!

Madan!

Alas. But for the glory of the empire on which the sun never sets!

For the sake of England’s scientific cause.

In order for England to catch up with China.

Admit it, admit it, don’t you admit it?

Thinking about it, the Secretary of State of England bowed to the audience and said in a deep voice:

“In view of the Pacific military exercises two days ago, here, I, England, first apologize to Huaxia and apologize to Li Hao. Secondly, we explain here that this is actually a misunderstanding, we are just a swift tour in the Pacific Ocean, there are no military exercises …

“It’s just that we were deceived by the villain, and without our knowledge, they tricked us into going for a walk in the Pacific Ocean. We listened to the slander and went for a walk with them. But we didn’t expect that they would intend to threaten Huaxia. Therefore, after we knew the real purpose, we withdrew the troops as soon as possible, which can be investigated, and I England really took the lead in withdrawing troops. Then a certain country withdrew. ”

“We’re not passing the buck. Let’s just say that we don’t have that at all … But there was still a misunderstanding, but we in England still dared to admit our mistakes to China. This is a misunderstanding we created, and although we are also victims, we should apologize, we still have to apologize. ：”

“……”

“In addition, we have the Royal Institute of Technology, the University of Cambridge, the University of Oxford, the University of Manchester. I solemnly invite Li Hao, hoping that Li Hao can come to visit our England and discuss scientific scholarship. We don’t have anything else in England, but there are a lot of scientists, and there are a lot of universities. Mr. Li Hao is here, pick and choose. All of them are the world’s high-end universities. ”

“Also, we in England have long been Chinese. Hamburgers and donuts have long been out of fashion. It’s not like some countries that are grinding their guns on the spot with false feelings. We, England, have long been prepared …”

“……”

The world, all countries, people, and the scientific community are confused.

You are shameless.

I’m more shameless than you!

You secretly betrayed your teammates and apologized in advance?

Then don’t blame Dad for beating a rake!

The United Nations, many reporters from all over the world laughed directly on the spot. 、

England, what an amazing country. Laughing to death. It’s always been so joyful, so funny.

“Hahaha, so cute. ”

“I love watching them bite each other. 、”

“Haha, former teammates, today is for sale. ”

“Mi Guo is so angry, right?”

“Hmph, England was originally the ancestor of the United States. ”

“I’m laughing to death. It’s so cute to see them snatching Lee. ”

“……”

‘Bang’.

In the highest office, the desk shattered again.

The boss of the rice country didn’t care about the pain of being kicked in his foot, jumped up, and shouted with a crying voice:

“It’s shameless! How can they go so far?”

“What do you mean by some countries deceiving them into the Pacific Ocean? What do you mean by a certain country, isn’t it just talking about our country? What is deception? They are coming by themselves, and this will become the leader of our country?”

The Minister of Defense was also angry: “It’s disgusting… If Li Hao doesn’t come to our country because of England saying so, I hate the English people all my life!”

“What do you mean by our hypocritical sharpening of our guns? Our sincerity, when interpreted by England, becomes hypocrisy?”

“Presumptuous!”

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“……”

So, the world was a sensation.

Everyone was watching the jokes, and Mimi was laughing painfully.

The United States immediately sent diplomats and began to severely condemn England’s irresponsible speech. By the way, he condemned England for reversing black and white, and the Pacific military exercise was obviously proposed by England first.

Then England sent diplomats to severely condemn the United States, saying that the United States would carry basins for people because of its military strength. It’s obviously not England that takes the lead, England is obviously a victim!

And then the country of rice came again…

England is here again…

In the end, the diplomats of the two countries simply stood at the UN and did not leave. Scold on the same stage!

The good thing is that both countries speak English and no translation is required.

Mi Guo said: “It’s you, it’s you!”

England said, “It is you who carry pots of.” ”

Mi Guo cried: “You guys want to have face!”

England said: “The sun never sets on our empire, and it is always above board.” However, some countries have a bad reputation in the international community. ”

Mi Guo went crazy: “Do you want to tie the knot?”

England: “I’m sorry, we are a civilized country, we want peace, and under peaceful conditions, we will develop science together with Mr. Li Hao.” ”

Mi Guo: “… I can’t say it. ”

“……”

The whole world is laughing like crazy!

Mimi who is laughing hurts!

Even Li Hao in the 012 mountains, watching the live broadcast on the video screen, the diplomats of the two countries sprayed online, and even Li Hao smiled and leaned back and forth:

“Hahaha, that’s interesting. I don’t even want to go to baseball country, I want to go to England. How could they be so funny. ”

“……”

And when the two countries were spraying each other, the German top brass also fell into contemplation at this time.

Germany’s supreme leader looked at the hundreds of top scientists sitting or standing in the office with a sad face, and his head hurt.

Professor Starff raised his fist and yelled: “What a price, you have to invite Li Hao to visit.” Li Hao came once, and German science will progress for at least a hundred years!”

“A hundred years is exaggerated, fifty years must have!”

“My heart is full of mysteries about science, Li Hao must come!”

“Sir, you think well. If Li Hao doesn’t come to Germany, don’t blame me for going to China!”

“Me too!”

Li Hao finally let go, and he was ready to travel around the world. After that, he’s going to rush back to I’m going to invent in two weeks, and I’m going to get something new. Miss this opportunity, God knows when it will be. Don’t blame us for visiting Huaxia in person, when the time comes… It’s going to be a go, and it’s going to be hard for us to come back. ”

“Sir, think about it. Shall we reluctantly cede some of the benefits to us, or will we lose us!”

“……”

The German top brass crouched against the wall, bowing their heads, not daring to interject. Scientists are crazy!

No one dares to offend a madman.

And every country, such a madman is needed …

The supreme leader of Germany sat on the chair aggrievedly, and he was about to cry, and his head hurt!

Silent.

After being silent for a long, long time, the German Supreme Leader stomped his foot aggrievedly:

“Oh, but… Li Haocai is thirteen and is still Chinese. He really can’t be Germany’s honorary vice president. Can you change it, isn’t there anything more appealing?”

“Please. I’m begging you, just give me money. Although I also know that there are many countries that compete with us, the honorary vice president is too much. ”

“……”_

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