Creating Joy: Speaking Golden Sentences and Laughing Crazy Begins for All People

“The price is 800,000, two days.”

Stay little sister to see the price.

The price is really not low.

She only needs to recommend it for two consecutive days.

The other party is willing to give 800,000.

Although the platform will pump away almost half.

But she also had half a million in her hands.

What’s more, this app is really interesting.

Du Xiaomei directly replied to the message to the manager of the commercial department.

“It’s okay to talk!”

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The other side.

Sister Zhou also received business cooperation invitations.

“Duanyou APP?”

Sister Zhou was stunned.

Looking at the price, it is very good.

However, she also knows that she must first identify the APP, if it is too rubbish, the APP is full of various traps.

She would never dare to recommend it.

After all, even if you make millions, but recommend garbage APP, but it will hurt fans.

Sister Zhou took out her mobile phone.

Download Duanyou APP.

After registering and logging in.

After Sister Zhou clicked into the two major plates, she was instantly happy.

“Is this a gathering place for sand sculptures?”

“Or mass production cerebral thrombosis?”

“How can there be such a funny person!”

“I’ll drop a day! This No. 001 Duan You is simply a god man! ”

Sister Zhou’s eyes lit up.

It’s like finding a treasure.

She is a funny and humorous streamer.

And this Duanyou APP is simply too much with her heart.

At this time, she has reached the start of the broadcast.

“Dear friends! Dear friends! Today, my sister will not give you a big reason! Sister will read you a paragraph! ”

“In other words, how to name the WeChat group of the dormitory of six people to make everyone satisfied?”

“Next, let me take you to see the comments given by a god man!”

Sister Zhou on the screenshot.

In the screenshot, Duan You No. 001 replied: “Me and Five Sons”, the name of the six people is happy! ”

Immediately afterwards, show the fun she found on the APP today.

On the barrage.

“I’ll go! Where did you find it! ”

“So many sand sculptures problem hemp? It looks so joyful! ”

“Oh my God! How many cerebral thrombosis there in this! Good sand sculpture one by one! ”

“Did you find out! On all screenshots, this No. 001 Duan You is simply a god! ”

“Golden sentences! Number 001 is simply invincible! ”

“Old woman! Speed contact number 001! Let him publish books! Lao Tzu sells the house to buy! ”

“Oh my God! Find him Lian Mai! Old woman! As long as you can find this 001 Lianmai! I’m on the rocket! ”

“Woo hoo… I’m on the rocket too! Let’s start with a deposit! ”

The water friends in the live broadcast room have never seen so many jokes.

For a while it was a little boiling.

Sister Zhou smiled very happily, “Ban those old women for two days first.”

The following sister began to talk about things, first of all, this APP found a sister to cooperate in publicity!

Bid dozens of them!

But!

Since you all said so!

Then I’ll reply to the other party now! As long as the other party can help me find No. 001 Lianmai!

Sister, I don’t charge this advertising fee! Don’t slip through the dozens!

Sister, I will pay for it myself and make up for the money that should be given to the platform! ”

“The old woman is awesome! Don’t try to silence me! Lao Tzu is the house manager! ”

“Atmospheric! The wife is so atmospheric! ”

“Speed speed! Can’t wait to see you and line 001! ”

“There are such people with such strange brain circuits in this world! Sister Zhou! Line him! ”

……

Lanxin sent the cooperation documents to various Internet celebrity anchors.

Bai Yi held it in the office.

Posts on the Visitor APP.

With the increase of APP users.

Bai Yi felt more and more that he had to enrich the content of the APP.

Pick a few to reply to.

Suddenly.

The green tendons on Bai Yi’s head jumped.

“Is Duan You a doctor?” I have an urgent need for help. 》

Bai Yi looked at the post information.

The person who posted it was a user named I am the most beautiful girl.

“I want to ask some questions about children.

Well, I can’t forget my ex-boyfriend, but my husband and I have been married for more than half a year.

A few months ago, my ex-boyfriend came to our city.

We met and he was sad that I hadn’t married him.

We ate together, and finally I went to the hotel together to compensate him.

The relationship lasted more than a month or so.

Later, my husband wanted to accompany me on vacation, so I broke off contact with my ex-boyfriend in pain!

But I checked this month, I am pregnant, I can be sure that it is the child of my ex-boyfriend!

I have always felt sorry for my ex-boyfriend and wanted to give birth to the child as compensation for him.

But we have to do a paternity test for the child’s hukou here, I’m afraid that when the time comes…”

“Duan friends, I really love my ex-boyfriend, he is very caring and loves me very much, I really want to have a child to compensate him!”

Is there a way to change the paternity test to my husband’s child.

In this way, my husband and I can take good care of this child.

Even if my husband took away my ex-boyfriend’s love, compensation for my ex-boyfriend….

Duan friends, help me think of a way…”

post below.

There are many people who reply.

“Lie on the tatami and heat a little fak!”

“This… Crouching dragon, hidden tiger? ”

“Sister, I understand you very well, and I have never forgotten my ex-boyfriend, but I am not as brave as you!”

“Sister, you are really too brave, I support you to give birth to the child! That’s a testimony of the fond memories you have with your ex-boyfriend! ”

“Technology is really developed, across the screen, thousands of miles away, I can be angry by you out of the cerebral hemorrhage!”

“Simply put! Pan Jinlian is not as vicious as you! ”

“I said you men don’t scold! Now that the third child is open, my sister will give her husband two children of her own when the time comes! ”

“Oh my God! The number of users on the APP has increased, and the shoe teaching organization has been mixed in! ”

“Me! What the am I! Thank you, already angry! ”

……

Bai Yi flipped through the comments.

If you talk about the poster, make people angry.

Those replies, even more infuriating!

White easy to type.

Soon, there was one more comment in the post.

Duan You No. 001: “Duan Friends will only give people ideas. ”

Finish posting comments.

Bai Yi called Lanxin.

“Looking for a technology company, I want to add points to the registration of APP users.”

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