Creating Joy: Speaking Golden Sentences and Laughing Crazy Begins for All People

If you could go back to 1996 with one million yuan, what investment would you make? 》

Sister Zhou sent out a post.

She had her own thoughts in mind.

The really perfect answer to this question is not to invest in anything!

She felt that Duan You No. 001 should be able to give a more perfect answer!

Don’t wait for Duanyou app users to give answers.

The water friends in the live broadcast room have already rushed to give their opinions.

“I’ll go! Isn’t this a common novel rebirth routine? ”

“Just think about it! Definitely buying crayfish! Open a supermarket! Speculate on stocks! Become a business boss! ”

“I think it’s more cost-effective to go to Kyoto to buy two sets of courtyard houses for one million in 1996!”

“Hey, hey! The old eight who eats is not on fire yet! I think I’m going to catch fire! ”

“Buy a car! Run Didi! ”

“There are no dreams upstairs, not worthy of being with me!”

“I buy a million German football to win!”

“I have already figured out how to invest, when will I start going back to 1996!”

……

Water friends in the live broadcast room bloomed.

Sister Zhou looked at the barrage.

Go back in time and invest.

This is for anyone who has read a rebirth novel.

Know this routine!

But is it really the perfect response to go back and invest?

Sister Zhou felt in her heart that it was not.

She felt that there was a more perfect answer.

It must be an answer that 99% of people ignore!

Duanyou app.

Someone gave a reply very quickly!

First floor: “Me! Another daydream post! I’ll choose! I bold flowers! Leave a thousand pieces for 10 years to buy digital coins! ”

Second floor: “I think it’s better to find someone named Pony and invest in him!” ”

Third floor: “Upstairs, in fact, the ponies’ father, has already driven a Mercedes at that time!” Do you really think that people are civilian families promoted by the media! ”

The fourth floor: “Look at the second floor, I think I should find Lao Ma and invest in e-commerce for him!” ”

Fifth floor: “Real estate!” Buy a few plots of land! Waiting to appreciate! ”

Sixth floor: “Shock! The whole people were shocked! Someone can go back in time! Let’s take a look with the editor! He was back in 1996! What decisions will be made! Listen to the editor to give you a detailed explanation! ”

Seventh floor: “I propose to seal the sixth floor forever!” This guy talks like a fart!”

Eighth floor: “Back to 1996!” You have a million and what investment you will choose! A: I would choose to make an investment of one million! ”

Ninth floor: “Aite seventh floor, speed point of view, the eighth floor is really fart!” ”

……

Sister Zhou kept refreshing and replying to comments.

Still did not see No. 001 Duan You give an answer.

She couldn’t help it.

Active Aite.

“Hey! Doesn’t this question come to grab the god comment! ”

The whole app!

Duan You’s brain hole No. 001 is absolutely strange!

Sister Zhou didn’t even want to admit it.

It must also be said that every sentence of No. 001 is a golden sentence that the whole people do not think of when breaking their brains!

Live room.

“Looking forward to the answer from No. 001!”

“I don’t think 001 is an ordinary person! That brain hole~”

“No. 001 published the book, I let the landlord sell the house and buy it!”

“Ha~ give a god comment! Number 001! ”

“Who the hell is No. 001! After reading each of his comments, I felt that with him, I didn’t deserve to be a person! ”

“Old woman! Speed to find No. 001 Duan You! ”

“Speed! Aite 001! Zhou Jiajun! Speed out of battle! ”

……

The barrage of water friends is more about expecting the answer from No. 001.

Almost everyone believes that the wizard of No. 001 can give a better answer!

Everyone waits.

Wait for a reply from paragraph 001.

In the company.

Lan Xin looked at Bai Yi intently.

She knew that Bai Yiruo replied.

It will definitely kill everyone in seconds.

“Bai Yi, meet the challenge! Let them know how awesome our Duanyou app signboard is! ”

Lan Xin said excitedly.

She is now absolutely convinced of Bai Yi.

Knowing Bai Yi’s shot, he will definitely kill everyone in seconds!

I will definitely be able to keep the divine position of golden sentences and divine comments in sentences!

Bai Yi listened to Lan Xin’s nagging.

“Okay, let’s give another comment!”

Bai Yi said with a smile.

He found out.

Just tonight.

The number of registered people in the app has exceeded 80,000!

Maybe wait until you wake up tomorrow.

The number of people exceeded 100,000!

The level of the Joy System can be increased.

And.

Bai Yi’s joy value has exceeded 100,000.

There is no redemption, I want to see what new features will appear after the system is upgraded!

Lan Xin looked at Bai Yi.

A little anxious: “Have you come up with a better reply?” ”

She was really looking forward to it, and Bai Yi shocked those people.

Bai Yi nodded.

“Thought of it.”

Finish speaking.

Comment, type.

Reply!

Duan You No. 001: “Do you want me to look at 2005 on the red RMB and fall into deep thought?” ”

……

Sister Zhou finally waited for a reply and immediately clicked on it.

“I…”

Sister Zhou didn’t know how to refute.

96 years!

At that time, there really wasn’t much red yuan!

The highest usage rate is blue yuan, the largest amount, 50!

And it’s not just Sister Zhou who is locked up on No. 001.

App.

After paragraph 001 replied.

Soon there were follow-up reviews.

Duan You No. 003: “I looked at the one million on Yuebao and fell into deep thought. ”

Duan You No. 666: “After reading my eldest brother’s reply, I think I was still given money, I can just cross it directly!” ”

Duan You No. 007: “I dragged the 2005 RMB to 2005, but found that all of them were counterfeit! ”

Duan You No. 009: “I am luckier than 007, but in 09 I took a million stud digital coins and was directly cut leeks!” ”

With a reply from 001.

Everyone’s thoughts became clear.

No more thinking about what to invest in.

Instead, they began to discuss what trouble it would be to go back with the money!

Sister Zhou’s live broadcast room.

All water friends looked at the reply given by No. 001!

“I’m a hot little fak! It’s really like that! What a green banknote from ’96! How so many red bills! ”

“Admire and admire! No. 001 is really NB! Get out of this book, I’ll take a loan to buy it! ”

“I dare say that No. 001 will never be an ordinary person!”

“Haha~ The people on the app are really funny! Looking at Yu Bao’s one million… Ha ha! ”

“It would still be BB machines! Hahaha! ”

“Already laughed! Old woman! Rockets are sent! Speed and No. 001 Duan Youlian Mai! ”

“I really want to know who Duan You 001 is! What a six! ”

“If Duan You No. 001 is willing to become an Internet celebrity, he will definitely easily break 10 million fans!”

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