Creating Joy: Speaking Golden Sentences and Laughing Crazy Begins for All People

Lan Xin smiled and shared her joy with Bai Yi.

She is happy to see Weile, a competitor, deflated!

Bai Yi also felt funny.

But for now, I can bear it.

Open the Duanyou app.

What came into view was a post called “May I Win the Heart of One” to whip the corpse.

Duan You No. 14 is the initiator.

“I’m not afraid that there are bad guys in Duan You, I’m afraid that there are licking dogs among them!” 》

No. 14 Duan You: “Xu has already been transferred, the leaker who got the answer to the question this time is “willing to win the heart of a person”, this person is really licking the dog, and now, in the name of Xuan, whether to expel this person.” Everyone, give a vote, send a god comment [love]~”

Duan You No. 666:

“Stop being a licking dog, a woman will take a screenshot of your words to the person she licks.” Then laugh at you together. ”

“If she can be happy if she laughs at me, I’m willing to [cry].”

“- lick the dog.”

No. 17 Duan You: “I specially code hot a small fake, the words of No. 666 cause discomfort, it is recommended to send God.” ”

Duan You No. 77: “The goddess said goodnight to me today, I’m so happy!” [I’ll arrange for someone to kill you sooner or later]! ”

Lick the dog to die: “The most shameful thing is not that you leak secrets, but that you lick the dog!” Duan You doesn’t need to lick the dog! ”

Fall in love with me: “I have already sent God to No. 666, in addition, licking the dog must not die well!” ”

No. 11 Duan You: “I am fortunate to have experienced a career in licking dogs, and now I think about it, I am moved.” ”

Linhai Firmament: “She actually laughed because of me, even if it was a joke on me, I was so happy.” – Lick the dog. ”

No. 8 Duanyou: ……

Bai Yi couldn’t help but look at the post.

Now Duan friends are quite humorous.

And these users are also Duanyou’s chips to compete for Weile!

Bai Yi continued to flip through the post.

“If I counter-kill the executioner when I am executed, is it considered legitimate defense?” 》

The post I just read in the live broadcast room of Weile lawyer actually appeared in Duan You.

Landlord: “Duan friends, who can give a more perfect answer?” ”

My heart is still the same: “Big brother, you even lick men?” ”

Hahaha: “Hahahaha~ was laughed to death upstairs!” ”

Duan You No. 11: “I have a lawyer certified by the Points Foundation, and I can tell you with certainty that death row prisoners have been deprived of political rights for life.” ”

I came from Duan You: “I have a question to consult No. 11… If I am deprived of my political rights for life, according to the right of refusal according to every natural person, can I choose not to give it? ”

Duan You No. 11: “[Spray blood] [Spray blood]”

Duan You No. 666: “Is it the vicissitudes of the years, or the betrayal of your wife, that made you look like this~”

No. 14 Duan You: “No, I tried it for nineteen years, I can’t kill it, and now I’m eighteen years old.” ”

……

Bai Yile looked at the post.

Itchy hands.

Typing reviews.

Duan You No. 001: “If you are demerited in prison, will you be expelled?” ”

Lan Xin immediately came to the spirit when Bai Yi typed.

I knew that Bai Yi was going to give golden sentences again.

But when seeing Bai Yi’s problem.

Lan Xin finally couldn’t hold back and laughed directly.

“Bai Yi! I think your comment is more cerebral thrombosis than the anti-kill post! If it is seen by Weile’s lawyer, it may directly cause them to have a cerebral hemorrhage! ”

Lanxin rolled on the bed.

Tears of laughter came out.

After all, the death penalty fights against killing, and it can be deprived of power for life.

Bai Yi’s question is enough for sand sculpture.

As Lan thought.

Not long after Bai Yi’s comment was typed, it was recognized by countless people and sent to God on the spot.

And that is ten minutes later.

There was a problem in the legal section of Weile.

“If you are credited with a major mistake while serving your sentence, will you be directly expelled from prison?” 》

The question was quickly assigned to the lawyer’s side.

Under the live lens.

One lawyer could no longer control himself, his hands trembling.

He is a dignified barrister.

Let the goose pen be called a Pizza Hut by everyone!

Today in Weile, I was repeatedly teased.

The lawyer mentality exploded.

Under the live broadcast, slowly walk out of the recording room.

Bai Yi continued to flip through the posts on the app.

This time, although I replied to the legal post, I got a divine comment.

But it did not activate the profession of lawyer.

Bai Yi also knew the reason.

Next.

Bai Yi read another post.

“I want to ask a question, if I go to the small book by boat and blow up the toilet, what crime will I be convicted of?” 》

This is also the sand sculpture problem that appears on Weile.

The discussion of this post is very hot.

After all, it is related to small books.

Bai Yi clicked in.

The first one saw Duan You’s reply No. 666, and laughed on the spot.

This No. 666 is really a ruthless person!

Duan You No. 666: “You have always been with my wife, where do you have time to go to the small book.” ”

No. 14 Duan You: “I already typed it, but when I saw the comment on No. 666, I’ll re-enter it, No. 666, you are really a wolf.” ”

No. 9 Duan You: “Sent it, you are too ruthless, I am afraid of you!” ”

Boss Hyundai Cao: “Do you have a photo of your wife on No. 666?” Can you show me? I have already bought a ticket to go to Xiaobenzi. ”

No. 17 Duan You: “Upstairs Cao thief, it is recommended to expel Duan.” ”

My head was clouded: “No. 666, send you, you are my best brother!” ”

……

Bai Yi ordered to send God to No. 666 and agreed.

This time No. 666 sacrificed greatly.

Even Bai Yi himself couldn’t think of snatching the Divine Comment from No. 666.

Bai Yi continued to flip through the post.

“Duan friends, is there any way to wash your feet without breaking the law?” 》

Bai Yi read the post and was happy.

This question, he really had the honor to watch Mr. Luo talk about it in his previous life.

In this parallel world, because of the lack of humor and joy, Mr. Luo has not yet released a video.

Then, let him do it for him.

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