Creating Joy: Speaking Golden Sentences and Laughing Crazy Begins for All People

Chapter 61 seems to refer to monkeys, but it actually scolds me!!

“Start sifting through the question bank.”

Various questions flashed on the big screen. Ultimately.

Three questions and answers were selected.

Zhang Xinyue looked at the three questions, a little speechless.

“If I can invent an instrument that accurately predicts earthquakes and give it to the authorities, can I be a village chief?” 》

“When you’re an animal keeper, you only have four bananas, but you have to give five monkeys, how can you be reasonable?” 》

《If my strength is strong enough, fast enough, and familiar with using my left foot to step on my right foot, is it possible to take off into the air?” 》

Three questions.

The first one is too impressive, but too afraid to think. Earthquakes are predicted in advance!

Even twenty supercomputers can’t calculate changes in the earth’s crust in a place.

The invention of this kind of machine is simply blacker than black technology! However, the guy who asked the question actually asked if he could be a village chief? What the hell~

The second question, which seems to be to give points to monkeys, is actually to give points to people. Similar to the problem of red and green ghosts, it seems to kill ghosts, but it is actually murder. This question, which seems to be a monkey, is actually a trick.

Third question.

Too cerebral thrombosis, too sand sculpture, Zhang Xinyue does not want to interpret. The three questions were screened by the guest panel.

“I don’t think I need to think too much about it, so I chose monkeys and bananas.”

“I agree too!”

“The first question seems to kill ghosts, but it actually kills people! This monkey and banana, seemingly for monkeys, are actually for people! ”

“So I want to see what kind of answer these four can give!”

“I personally look forward to Duan You’s reply, among them, there are god people!”

“I hope that this reply can still shock us!”

The guest group chose the question.

The audience watching the live broadcast was very happy.

“The first question is which sand sculpture asked? Don’t you dare to dream of that? ”

“Earthquakes predicted in advance! Hahaha~ said that this guy dares to dream, but he cautiously asked if he could be a village chief? ”

“Does this sand sculpture want to be the village chief of Blue Star Village? So unsure. ”

“Excuse me, didn’t we already have a geometer to predict earthquakes?”

“I think this one upstairs is a little more humble than the sand sculpture that asks questions, and the geometer can be known as soon as possible after an earthquake, and can only be used in ancient times where communication is slow.”

“Hahaha~ It’s no wonder that the whole network Q&A is facing unorthodox questions, it’s just too happy!”

“How does this monkey and banana problem feel so similar to the red and green ghosts?”

“One is to kill ghosts and kill people, and the other is to compare monkeys to people, of course.”

“The guest group must choose the second one, I want to know the answer!”

“The second question means awesome, choose the second one!”

“Don’t worry, I think the guest group will definitely choose the second one!”

“Left foot step on the right foot, what kind of sand sculpture is this to come up with?”

“If this question is chosen, the four contestants must not be collectively angry to the point of cerebral hemorrhage!”

“This kind of problem, normal people really can’t choose!”

Zhang Xinyue looked at the choice given by the special guest.

Second question. Monkey, banana.

“This issue has been determined, please ask the Quartet participants to enter the preparation.”

Zhang Xinyue announced.

“1～”

“2～”

“3～”

“You can start answering questions!”

Bai Yi digested the information of the Zongheng family.

Like the previous times, it was unexpected.

He originally had this problem and would open up a career like a capitalist. I didn’t expect to jump directly to one floor.

Opened the Zongheng family.

Bai Yi understood the letter of the Zhizhi family and suddenly felt.

What a fragrance!

If the exculpatory person who opened before belongs to the profession of the lawyer at the previous level, the lawyer and the exculpatory person are also comparable.

That this time the profession.

It’s a leap forward! The way to the horizontal!

Vertical and horizontal, yin and yang, yang conspiracy is unbreakable, conspiracy is unpreventable. The way of the emperor, the art of slaying the dragon!

Know yourself and know your opponent, and set up a plan inside. Balance the situation and strategize the interests.

The Zonghengjia is simply the yearning career certification of all highly intelligent people in ancient times. The so-called capitalists, in comparison, weakly exploded.

A lot of capitalists use the means.

Vertical and horizontal techniques have long swept the world.

“Bai Yi ~ Bai Yi!”

Lan Xin looked at Bai Yi stunned, and couldn’t help but shout. Bai Yi came back to his senses.

It was found that the second question had come out. Can be answered.

This time, he didn’t think about it either.

After seeing the monkey, the banana question, an answer appeared in my mind. Bai Yi clicked the answer prompt.

Zhang Xinyue suddenly looked shocked. Duan You is going to be the first to answer the question!

“Ding!”

“Duan You is ready to start answering questions!”

“Let’s look forward to their answers!”

Zhang Xinyue said to the camera.

Among the Quartet contestants, what she is most looking forward to is Duan You’s reply! On the big screen.

“When you’re an animal keeper, you only have four bananas, but you have to give five monkeys, how can you be reasonable?” 》

Below the question. Duan You began to type the answer.

“Eat three, and the remaining one is for 5 monkeys to duel and the strongest monkey eats. Transform class contradictions into intra-class contradictions. ”

Bai Yi replied. Zhang Xinyue was the first to be stunned.

“I… I…… I think this reply is fantastic! ”

Zhang Xinyue almost directly under the live broadcast of the whole people, and said dirty words. Because I saw the reply given by Duan You.

Zhang Xinyue was shocked in addition to feeling awesome. There’s also an immersive anger.

Xingyue Entertainment does not use this method to let its anchors, hosts, artists, and Internet celebrities compete.

There are benefits. The company’s top management eats most of it first. Leave a small half. Let the people below compete.

And the person who competes must be the most capable person.

Similarly, people who can’t compete won’t hate the top of the company. Hate the one who gets the reward!

Isn’t this an intra-class contradiction! This reply seems to be a monkey trick!

It’s actually playing people!

“This reply… In fact, it also has a great warning effect! ”

Soon, Zhang Xinyue said to the live broadcast.

But when most people know this routine, the company’s top management uses it, but it has to be considered in many ways.

Special guest area.

“I suddenly had a strong feeling of discomfort! The response was really awesome, but I felt a little uncomfortable! ”

“Because some of us are like monkeys?”

“Hahaha~”

“This Duan You’s No. 001 is simply a genius!”

“A word is broken~ taught!”

“It seems to be talking about monkeys, but in fact, it is the routine of some capitalists to employees!”

“This reply is really powerful! It’s just uncomfortable! ”

“I also feel ridiculed.”

“Don’t you think this reply is a warning! If everyone can understand the meaning, those capitalists will not dare to use this method in the future! ”

“Awesome ~ awesome! If everyone understood, they would indeed not be harmed by such methods again! ”

Spectators watching in the live broadcast room.

Anger was also felt at the moment.

Some felt stimulated.

But why stimulated by this comment, most people have not yet understood.

“Me! Took! Speed grab and shoot! ”

“If this method is really learned by the zoo, it will be returned!”

“yes! How miserable those animals trapped in the zoo must be! They have no words! ”

“Hahaha! I’m going to be laughed to death by a bunch of virgins upstairs! Why are they still distressed about the monkey! ”

“Tease me, don’t you understand? Duan You replied, it seems to say monkey, but it actually refers to people! ”

“Isn’t this the usual method of our boss! I said how suddenly I felt a pang of discomfort! ”

“Me! Go to business school and lecture! ”

“Don’t, let’s just cremate! Net to the capitalists to give us some ideas that harm us! ”

“I’ve been stimulated!”

“I want to go drive for 001, he doesn’t look like a person at all!”

“As Duan You, I decided to quit Duan You today because I don’t cooperate with the big guy to play a software!”

“I thought it was a sand sculpture Q&A, who would have thought that my IQ would be crushed again and again!”

“Do you have to tell the other four monkeys that you can’t get bananas because you don’t work hard!” Haha, laugh with class! ”

“Please, delete this reply, or our sales executive will learn a trick!”

“As an intermediary, my hands were bulging and rotten some time ago, can you give our salespeople a way to live!”

“As a boss, I think those sand sculpture masters who understand applause every day are not worthy of carrying shoes compared to the routine of No. 001!”

“I cried, seeing this reply, I found out that I am not a monkey ~ the capital of all evil!”

All live rooms.

Those who understood it, there was a cry of denunciation.

They were shocked, and this reply was awesome. Think about it.

Aren’t they the monkeys!

Isn’t this how bosses manage them! Hahahaha tears hahaha…

Laughter with tears!

Most people couldn’t help but want to scold Duan You No. 001 angrily. A casual reply.

It may make millions of migrant workers suffer from it!