Creating Joy: Speaking Golden Sentences and Laughing Crazy Begins for All People

Chapter 72 No. 002, put down the rat in your mouth.!!

“So where do we go to work?”

Zhou Yingzi feels that his head is quite stupid, since he doesn’t understand, then obedience is.

“Haichuan E-Commerce Co., Ltd.!”

Bai Yi said with a smile, “Haichuan, haha~”

Zhou Yingzi had a question mark, but still kept up with Bai Yi.

Haichuan E-Commerce Co., Ltd. is not far from Baiyi’s company. Bai Yi and Zhou Yingzi can pass by walking.

Suddenly. Bai Yi stopped.

Take out a gold wire-framed glasses and hand it to Zhou Yingzi.

“Bring it, there is a recording function, and you can also link to the live broadcast software.”

“Link live?”

Zhou Yingzi put on her glasses and found that she could search for Bluetooth transmission. Some setup operation.

It is really possible to choose live broadcast without handheld live broadcast equipment, only a pair of glasses.

Even.

The clarity of the picture is one level higher than that of the camera.

“But if the picture is taken too clearly, it will make people look bad.”

Zhou Yingzi complained.

She took off her glasses and examined herself.

Found that the picture quality is too clear, without any filters, etc., her current appearance is not as high as in the live broadcast.

Then Zhou Yingzi put on glasses to look at Bai Yi.

Helplessly muttered in a low voice: “Why doesn’t it work for Bai Yi?” Could it be that the ceiling of appearance is no longer affected by other influences? ”

The two went all the way to the Smart Port Building where Haichuan Company was located. Smart Harbour Tower is a 33-storey office building.

It looks very grand, tall, and not too bad an office building even in Linhai Province.

But anyone who knows knows it. The whole edifice.

Seventy percent of the companies are sales companies.

Telemarketing, online sales, face sales, and even, in the first three months, the police also arrested three fraudulent companies from the building that hired employees to dress up as women to entice customers to spend money to qualify for spot silver.

And looking at all the people who enter and leave the building every day, they seem to be dressed decently.

In fact, half of them have the same income as many waiters, or even less stable than waiters.

With people who are familiar with this place.

As long as you see the police coming, you know that there is another fraud company in the building.

Zhou Yingzi followed Bai Yi all the way to the small river near the building. It was already raining in the sky.

The two held an umbrella each.

“Look, the fish that the uncle is carrying is at least thirty pounds.”

Bai Yi pointed to the small river.

Head? Zhou Yingzi looked over.

I saw a sixty-year-old uncle walking in the rain with a big fish on his shoulder.

Big fish are one meter long! Uncle panted.

Zhou Yingzi looked at the uncle who was soaked all over, and looked at Bai Yi.

“Otherwise, let’s give the umbrella to Uncle, he is soaked all over!”

Zhou Yingzi finished speaking.

Bai Yi smiled, and his gaze fell on the car key hanging from the uncle’s waist. Look at the uncle’s soaked whole body.

He could see that the uncle had walked around the river at least twice. Purpose.

The anglers know it.

However, Bai Yi did not stop it.

Zhou Yingzi walked in front of the uncle, “Uncle, lend you this umbrella, the rain is getting heavier.” ”

The uncle shook his head directly, “Thank you little girl, no need.” ”

Zhou Yingzi felt that the uncle looked quite pitiful.

So he said again: “How about uncle, let me help you take a taxi?” You carry such a large fish, you are very tired, and you are prone to illness in the rain. ”

“No need, I’ll go first.”

The uncle heard that the girl in front of him was going to help him get a taxi. Immediately shook his head and quickly left Zhou Yingzi’s side.

Only Zhou Yingzi was left with question marks on his face.

“This… Uncle, there won’t be any problems with Uncle’s head, right? Shall we call the police? ”

Zhou Yingzi was a little worried. Bai Yi couldn’t help but smile.

“Do you have a friend? Cut out the video just now, pass it on, and someone will tell you the answer. ”

“Duan You! You are also Duan You’s! ”

Zhou Yingzi looked surprised.

She only knew that Bai Yi opened a company, and did not know that the happy Duan You she watched every day was developed by Bai Yi Company.

I don’t know that Bai Yi is the golden signboard 001 in Duan You.

“Well, it’s Duan You’s.”

Bai Yi said with a smile.

“Now that I also have a small 10,000 attention in Duan You, how much attention do you pay attention to now? Let’s keep an eye on each other. ”

Zhou Yingzi showed off a little. Then I thought.

If Bai Yi is willing to expose photos, I am afraid that tens of thousands or even 100,000 female Duan friends will pay attention to Bai Yi!

After all, the man in front of him is almost a ceiling-level appearance.

“Me? I don’t know, don’t care about this. ”

Bai Yi smiled. He had heard Lan Xin say it.

At present, 75% of the entire Duanyou, all users, have followed Duanyou No. 001.

“Okay.”

Zhou Yingzi didn’t ask more, and followed Bai Yi to the Smart Port Building. The video of the uncle I just met has been edited.

Then upload it to Duanyou and wait for Duanyou users to solve their confusion.

Twenty-fourth floor.

“On behalf of Haichuan E-Commerce Co., Ltd., I warmly welcome the two of you to join!”

The interviewer continued with a smile on his face: “Two, because our new employee training class has already started, we need to wait until next Monday to reopen the class, you see?” ”

“No problem, we’ll be over on time next Monday.”

Bai Yi said with a smile.

Then shake hands with the interviewer and leave with Zhou Yingzi. Pass by the company gate.

The front walls are hung with various employee award-winning photos.

Bai Yi glanced at it casually and knew that this was a common method used by most companies. took Zhou Yingzi downstairs.

Zhou Yingzi looked at her phone and wow.

“So many people replied to me! My God! There is also a divine commentary! ”

“Bai Yi! Guess who replied below my post! ”

“No. 001’s number one fan! No. 001 has only followed three people, and one of them is the number one fan! ”

“I’m dizzy! It’s just amazing! ”

“I rose by 10,000 followers at once!”

“Huh~ Don’t you know much about Duan You? Bai Yi, have you seen the number one fan of No. 001 reply post? ”

Zhou Yingzi said a lot quickly. Then put the phone in front of Bai Yi.

Make it easy for white to see the contents of the screen.

“On a rainy day, I met a grandfather, carrying a big fish in the rain, panting, I stepped forward to help, willing to borrow her umbrella, help him call Didi or rent, uncle refused on the spot.

My companion said, Duan friends know the answer, trouble to explain ah~” within the post.

On the first floor, No. 001’s number one fan, God Commentary.

“On this day, the uncle’s way home could not be found.”

On the second floor, No. 8 Duan You, “Have you ever thought that the uncle has already carried the fish three times?” ”

On the third floor, No. 14 Duan You: “Twenty or thirty years later, uncle thinks of this fish today, and he can be energetic all day!” ”

On the fourth floor, I was lonely: “Shock! The whole people were shocked! The little ass worm that has been following my ass is gone, have you seen him? I’m so lonely! ”

Fifth floor: “I lost it!” Isn’t the guy upstairs who is shocked day by day, by the way, you’re looking for the guy who wants to blow you up every day… Duan You? I haven’t seen him appear under your comment for a long time! ”

Sixth floor: “The description of the fourth floor is very graphic, little heel fart, hahaha ~ No wonder people shouted every day to burst you…”

Seventh floor: “The landlord is a woman, right?” Completely do not understand the happiness of our men!! ”

Eighth floor: “This fish, caught by anyone with a fishing rod, he can blow it for thirty years!” ”

Ninth floor: “Before a brother caught a twenty-pound carp, he had to talk about it three or five times every time he drank!” Excited every time! ”

Tenth floor: “For the angler, looking at such a big fish on his shoulder, if you don’t go through the house three times today, you can’t do it!” ”

The eleventh floor: “Angler~ is simply the most magical existence…”

Zhou Yingzi looked at the reply and understood.

It turns out that the uncle does not want an umbrella and does not take a taxi.

It is so that everyone who meets can see it. See!

Catch such a big fish yourself! Zhou Yingzi couldn’t understand.

Press Return, see the popular recommendation area, and there is a post on the top. The poster was one of the three people who were followed by 001.

Duan friend No. 002.

Among Duan You, there are rumors that No. 002 Duan You has great power on the app.

One sentence can make the background ban the user. Duan friend 002 posted:

“Today, with the surge in users, the content of Duanyou App has shown multi-element growth. But, in recent days, clothing has been exposed, movements exposed, conversations exposed… and so on explicit dancing, street shooting, selfie videos, frequent login popular recommended wai.

It has brought a great degree of viewing inconvenience to most users, and most users are deeply annoyed.

I contacted the Duanyou app backend and have asked the backend to grant me the right to ban.

From now on, if there are too explicit and obscene videos or pictures, the publisher will be warned to permanent bans triggered to varying degrees. 》

Zhou Yingzi just finished reading the post information. I saw that under the post, a divine comment appeared. It is the legendary No. 001 Duan You!

No. 001 Duanyou: “No. 002, put down the rat in your mouth.” ”