Crossing Luffy: Creating a Happy Ending in One Piece

Imagine that you really encountered a ghost ship in the treacherous Devil's Triangle sea area shrouded in black fog. There was a living skeleton on the ghost ship that greeted you politely. How would you feel?

Today, the Straw Hat Pirates had the honor of experiencing this kind of treatment.

The Straw Hat Pirates were stunned by the sudden politeness of the skeleton, and fell into a strange silence for a while.

"My name is Brook. Ah, I only have black tea here, does anyone need it?"

The skeleton named Brook spoke again, picked up the steaming teacup, took a sip, and asked everyone politely.

The Straw Hat Pirates were a little at a loss for a while. The observation Haki told them that the 'thing' in front of them was indeed alive, but they were still afraid of its image.

"What the hell are you...?"

Weiwei asked with a trembling voice.

Brook looked around in disbelief:

"Ah? Ghost? What ghost? Is there a ghost?"

The Straw Hat Pirates: "..."

It seemed as if a line of crows flew across the sky, and the skeleton named Brook returned to 'normal' as if nothing had happened.

Luffy broke the silence at this time:

"Hihihi, isn't it interesting? Look, he's talking, the skeleton with an afro is talking!"

Robin chuckled:

"Hmm~ It's indeed a living skeleton, and it's an alternative skeleton."

Nami was speechless:

"Is this the time to ask this question? Is this the question? This guy, he looks weird no matter how you look at him! Right!"

Nami pointed at the skeleton dressed like a gentleman but with an afro, and looked back at Merry and Chopper who were hugging each other. Merry and Chopper immediately nodded in agreement.

Sanji was shocked:

"Unbelievable!"

Brooke noticed the three women who had just spoken and was surprised.

"Oh my, you three ladies are so beautiful! Beautiful,"

Brooke exclaimed sincerely, and then suddenly said, "Three beautiful ladies, can you let me see your panties?"

"Ah, no, no!"

Nami wanted to be humble about the praise of Skeleton Brook, but then she noticed the next sentence of this guy and went crazy:

"Who will let you see it!"

Nami even forgot her fear of the living dead at this time. She kicked Skeleton Brook and it flew away like a parabola. When Brook climbed up and came back to them, the skull was swollen.

Brook trembled and said, "Oh my, so amazing! What hot and beautiful women!"

Luffy couldn't help but sweat for Brook secretly at this time. Fortunately, Nami didn't kick seriously, otherwise Brook's bones would fall apart.

Merry blinked her big eyes and asked:

"Excuse me... do you know what it feels like to have a bowel movement? Do you poop?"

Sanji was a little speechless:

"There are more questions worth asking!"

Brooke took a sip of black tea and said:

"Ah, yes, yes, pooping. Yohohohohohoho."

Ajin couldn't help but widen his eyes:

"What a joke! What the hell is this thing?!"

Brooke tilted his head:

"Ah, I'm alive, yohohohohohoho!"

Brooke picked up the steaming Teng's red tea, looked at the Straw Hat Pirates' ship, which was beyond his cognition even in appearance, and looked up to everyone and said:

"You... really have a great ship!"

Merry puffed out her chest after hearing this:

"Humph~ Of course! I am the ship spirit of this Sunny Merry! Only I know how perfect this ship is!"

In the original work, Brook's ghost ship is much bigger than the Thousand Sunny, but this ghost is a bit dwarfed by the current [Sunny Merry].

"Hihihihi, very interesting! Would you like to board our ship?"

Luffy invited Skeleton Brook to board the ship without waiting for everyone to react.

Brook replied calmly and elegantly:

"Ah, OK!"

The Straw Hat Pirates were immediately shocked:

"Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh? So careless?"

Nami was even more mad:

"Luffy! What are you doing? This is a skeleton! A skeleton!"

Luffy grinned: "Hey!"

Vivi asked loudly: "What does hey mean!"

Nami turned around and pointed the finger at Brook:

"And you! Skeleton... Skeleton named Brook, why are you so careless to agree to someone else's request!"

Brook was embarrassedScratching his head awkwardly:

"Yo huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu, this is... It's been a long time since anyone dared to invite me like this, I'm a little flattered!"

Nami couldn't help but sigh to the sky:

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! What is going on!"

Luffy chuckled and comforted:

"Isn't this quite interesting! A talking skeleton becomes our companion, and listening to him singing just now, Brook is very accomplished in music! We just need a musician, don't we?"

Zoro pulled the corner of his mouth helplessly:

"This... The demand can be down-to-earth, but it can't be down-to-earth!"

Brook raised his hand Said:

"Ah, excuse me, interrupt me. I am indeed a musician, yohohohoho."

Luffy spread his hands and said:

"Look, Brook said so! Isn't this super interesting? I think it will be very interesting if Brook joins in the future! And I think Brook will definitely become a reliable companion!"

Brooke opened his mouth in surprise:

"Yohohohoho, this gentleman's evaluation of me is really high! It's great!"

Seeing Luffy's serious look, Sanji also chose to play badly, after all, his captain is sometimes quite jumpy.

Zoro was even more helpless and held his forehead.

Nami and Vivi still looked a little incomprehensible and unacceptable, and they also chose to play badly at this time.

Chopper mustered up his courage and took the first step, aiming at Brook with the auspicious energy of the Qilin power:

"Evil... evil spirits, go away... evil spirits, go away... huh? Really ineffective?!"

Seeing this, Brook looked around in surprise:

"Evil spirits?! There are evil spirits? Where are they?"

Everyone was speechless, you are obviously the most like an evil spirit!

Chopper lay on the ground:

"This is a dream... This must be a dream!"

Seeing this, Brook put his face close to Chopper and gave him a wake-up call:

"Ah... This is not a dream!"

Chopper jumped up in fright:

"Ghost... Ghost!"

Merry hurriedly pulled Chopper to the back.

Zoro was stunned and said, "You... are too ridiculous!"

"Then let me introduce myself to you all again!"

Brooke bowed deeply, took off his top hat, adjusted his tuxedo, and lightly jumped onto the deck of the Merry, bowing again:

"My name is Brook, and I am a real living person! But I have died once, yo roro roro roro!"

Zoro raised his eyebrows when he heard this, and just as he was about to take action, he saw Brook continue to say:

"I am actually a user of the [Yellow Spring Fruit] ability, so I can survive in this way. But you rare guests really scared me! After all, I have I haven't seen a living person here for decades, and I feel lonely sometimes! Yohohohohohohohoho!"

Sanji held his forehead and said, "It's easier to scare people when you sing on the ghost ship!"

Brooke took a sip of black tea:

"This gentleman is really rude! Oh! It makes me sad to the bone. Ah, because I am a skeleton with only bones left, so there is no bone marrow! Yohohohohohohoho! This is a good joke!"

Ajin nodded:

"Uh, Queshi, this is a very explicit joke! So cold..."

Everyone was speechless, and Brook's jumping also made everyone's fear of a skeleton disappear invisibly.