Crossing the Pirates, I have a flirtatious system

The night before the sun was shining, the sun was shining.

Seeing that Lin Hai was still wearing sunglasses at night, Sanji couldn't help but complain: "Lin Hai, with these sunglasses on, can you still see the things in front of you clearly?"

Lin Hai turned back unhappily and said: "The moonlight is too dazzling, can't I block the moonlight?"

"Oh!" Luffy punched his other hand and exclaimed: "I see, hey Lin Hai, give me one too."

Lin Hai threw an ink stain to Luffy and chuckled: "Take it, Luffy, do you want to negotiate or do I?"

After Luffy put on his sunglasses, he said: "Of course..."

Before he finished speaking, Luffy was pulled back by everyone.

Luffy asked in confusion: "What are you doing?"

Usopp said speechlessly: "With your level of trouble-making, there is no need to talk for a few words, they just attacked us directly!"

"Am I that great?" Luffy couldn't help but said proudly: "Hahaha..."

"..."

At this moment, a trumpet sounded from the Merry, "Straw Hat Pirates, don't make unnecessary resistance, you have been surrounded..."

Lin Hai picked up the loud speaker and retorted: "You bunch of navy bastards, you didn't invite us in for tea when the guests came, but you came to intimidate us? Who am I? I am a god, let's compete again, I..."

Usopp and Chopper quickly covered Lin Hai's mouth and asked Luffy to negotiate.

Usopp was the first to say angrily: "You bastard, didn't you say you would talk to them nicely? Do you really want to chop them?"

Chopper echoed: "Don't do such dangerous things again, bastard!"

At this time, Luffy picked up the loud speaker that Lin Hai had dropped aside and said: "My name is Monkey D. Luffy, and I am the man who wants to become the Pirate King..."

Before Luffy could continue, the navy had already opened fire.

"Bang bang bang..."

Dozens of cannons are no joke.

At this time, Lin Hai stood up and said: "I'm talking to you, they are the navy, will they let us go? What's the use of negotiation, space field..."

Dozens of shells stopped in front of the Merry. The navy, who didn't know the situation, saw this bizarre thing and thought it was a ghost!

"Why? Why did our shells stop there?"

"Did we encounter a supernatural event?"

"Yeah, what happened, Major General Drake! Please take charge of the situation!"

Drake spat inwardly. He was just a major general. The base commander had disappeared at the critical moment.

There was really no other way, so Drake ordered: "Shoot again!"

"Bang bang bang..."

The situation was just like the scene just now. The shell attack could not hurt the Straw Hat Pirates at all!

At this time, Lin Hai held a loud speaker and said: "Damn navy, you are really brave. You fired without saying anything. Keep going, keep going!"

"That's right, keep firing, huh." Luffy said.

"Huh..." For a moment, Luffy, Chopper and Usopp mocked the navy at the same time.

The navy couldn't lose face, so they fired again, but the result was still the same.

At this time, Lin Hai smiled and said, "I won't play with you anymore. We, the Straw Hat Pirates, are blessed by God. If you want to hurt us, wait another hundred years, you bastard marines."

After that, Lin Hai asked, "Nami, keep an eye on the direction of the record pointer and start commanding. We are going to escape."

"Escape?" Nami, who reacted, quickly pointed to the outside of the fortress and said, "If you choose to escape, go in this direction."

"Space field, space jump!!"

"You bastards are scared to death, hiahiahia..."

For a while, the marines rubbed their eyes, all suspecting that they were dreaming, because they saw that a ship actually teleported in the air like a ghost! !

Just like that, it flashed and flew away from the marine fortress...

For a while, the marines were either swallowing their saliva or sweating there. Finally, they looked at each other and were speechless...

............

In the world of pirates, there is no useless ability. It depends on how the user uses it.

Just like Lin Hai at this moment, if he uses the Thunder Fruit, it will be really awesome, but can it allow the ship to jump a short distance in the air?

In the night, the ship finally stopped at the sea level in a safe place. Lin Hai bought two lamps from the Feng Sao system.

Desk lamp!

Only Lin Hai was illuminated in front of everyone, and Lin Hai shook his hair proudly, and then boasted: "What do you think? Envy, jealousy, hatred? Unfortunately, only a handsome man like me can have such a gorgeous devil fruit as the Space Fruit, you... don't deserve it!!"

The other crew members in the dark all looked black at this time.

Sanji took the lead and said: "Idiot Space."

"Idiot Space." Everyone shouted.

Lin Hai said: "You are just jealous."

Luffy said with fish eyes: "Idiot Space, stupid Lin Hai."

Zoro and the others finally understood Luffy's state of mind now. They were ignorant before. Long live understanding! !

"Gurgle..."

An untimely hungry sound came from Lin Hai's stomach. Lin Hai immediately held his head with both hands and said: "Oh no, I almost forgot, I haven't eaten yet!"

Everyone, fall!

Reminded by Lin Hai, Luffy also reacted, "I'm so hungry."

Sanji said speechlessly: "It's so dark now, and there's no food in the kitchen..."

Zoro continued: "I'll go to the sea to catch a fish."

"Ah!" Usopp quickly stopped him: "Zoro, don't go!"

Zoro asked in confusion: "Why?"

Usopp explained: "Don't you know yourself? As long as you go out and walk three steps, you will get lost."

Sanji nodded and said: "It's late at night. If you get lost at sea, we will have to look for you everywhere. Don't cause trouble for everyone."

After thinking about this for a while, everyone felt deeply about this!

"You guys!!" Zoro's forehead was sweating, and he was really depressed.

Who knew that at this time, Luffy came in front of Zoro and said contemptuously: "Idiot."

Then Sanji, Usopp and Chopper mocked each other.

"Idiot..."

"Kolose!!" Zoro yelled, and then the group of people started fighting.

Lin Hai on the side was speechless. He hadn't eaten old pickled cabbage for a long time, so he had to make do with it for now.

As long as there was boiling water, it was still very convenient!

"Ahaha." Luffy laughed, "What kind of noodles is this? It's so delicious. By the way, Usopp, can we switch?"

Usopp said speechlessly, "Who wants to switch with you? You don't even have any soup."

Seeing that Usopp refused, Luffy had to get close to Lin Hai and said coquettishly, "Lin Hai, I'm hungry, can you make another bucket?"

Lin Hai was really helpless and had to throw another bucket to Luffy. Lin Hai complained, "Can you chew your food slowly? You don't even bite it every day. You are the captain. Add two more boiled eggs. It's the last bucket!"

"Thank you!" Luffy said excitedly, "Lin Hai, you are such a good person..."

After that, Luffy quickly took away a fragrant chicken leg from Lin Hai's bucket of noodles.

"Kolose." Lin Hai said angrily: "Asshole Straw Hat, give my chicken leg back, damn!!"

Luffy, this guy, the chicken leg has already gone into his stomach without paying attention.

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