Crossing the Pirates, I have a flirtatious system

The last time he sang, he was so drunk.

For some reason, Lin Hai suddenly got an inspiration. After all, he failed to sing last time, right? A real man should get up from where he fell!

So, Lin Hai said to Smoker, "Give me a few seconds!"

At the scene, Lin Hai took out a mirror, comb, gel water, hair dryer and other items, and started to dress up in front of everyone.

Was Smoker confused at this time? I'll give you time, what are you doing? I'll ask you the purpose of coming to the Kingdom of Alabasta, what are you doing with your hair!

And everyone in the Sengoku office of the Navy Headquarters was also confused. What on earth did that guy want to do?

After Lin Hai dressed up, he put a small microphone next to his mouth, and next to it, he took out two big speakers from nowhere! Finally, he took out the perfume from Nami and sprayed it on himself!

Nami on the side exclaimed: "Lin Hai, when did you take my perfume?"

Sanji said unhappily: "Asshole, how can you use Nami's things? Give it back to Nami!"

Lin Hai didn't bother to pay attention to them, because Lin Hai noticed that Tashigi was holding the Den Den Mushi, and there were probably many people watching the scene now, so he couldn't make a mistake this time!

Spraying perfume, that's because a good smell can cultivate sentiment and inspire inspiration, right?

"Hey, who knows what he's going to do?"

"Is he going to sing? But this look is really handsome, and he looks good!"

"Stupid! Are you focusing on whether he's handsome or not? By the way, he hasn't answered Colonel Smoker's question yet?"

At this time, Lin Hai posed, this time he Lin Hai wanted to sing in person!

So, when the background music of "Chasing the Wind and Sao Nian" sounded, Lin Hai lowered his head, stood there with his legs slightly apart, one hand in his pocket and the other hand slowly raised, as if he was grabbing something, and then clenched his fist...

The audience suddenly felt a different breath coming towards them, it was pure, it was passionate, it was unstoppable, it was cool and not...

Everyone secretly swallowed their saliva, very curious about Lin Hai's next move!

Before everyone could react, Lin Hai had already started singing, "Carrying the wind on my shoulders, stepping on the soil..."

Lin Hai stared at the front with his eyes bright, singing and dancing in a very coquettish manner, especially when he sang "stepping on the soil", he deliberately pointed his middle finger at the ground!

At this time, in the office of Marshal Sengoku, if anyone noticed the facial expression of Sakaski-General Akainu, they would find that the corner of his mouth under his hat was cramped! !

Garp stared at the projection from Den Den Mushi with wide eyes in disbelief, with a long snot hanging from his nose. He knew that Lin Hai was out of tune, but he didn't expect him to express his emotions in the form of singing...

That's right, didn't Smoker keep chasing the Straw Hats to find out their purpose?

Since he asked today, Lin Hai told him loudly that he would express the pursuit of passionate young men in a singing style that would drive everyone crazy. This is the purpose of the Straw Hats! The Navy can't stop them, and they shouldn't stop them!

The lyrics of "Chasing the Wind and Young Men" are full of positive and courageous determination...

Now, the Navy was excited and silent at the same time. How could this song be sung by a pirate?

Who could make the cold-blooded Sakaski's mouth cramp?

Who made Garp snot like a child even after living for a long time?

That's right, it was that man, the man who wanted to be so sexy!

Smoker, who was standing aside, was inexplicably affected by such passionate music and almost jumped up with Lin Hai! After reacting, he couldn't help blushing, but he noticed that the navy behind him actually jumped up, which made Smoker very embarrassed!

At this time, in Marshal Sengoku's office, after a moment of silence, Sengoku signaled Aokiji to turn off the video phone bug.

On the other hand, Vice Admiral Tsuru's emotions were delicate. Listening to the song that Lin Hai just sang, the positive and courageous pursuit reminded Vice Admiral Tsuru of his youth, the past time, and the two idiots who pursued him...

So, Vice Admiral Tsuru turned his head to look at Garp and Sengoku, and inexplicably shed tears. Time, the beautiful memories deep in memory, really makes people

I have to be moved!

Kizaru was sharp-eyed and noticed that Tsuru was crying. He couldn't help asking, "Vice Admiral Tsuru, what's wrong with you? Why are you crying?"

Vice Admiral Tsuru replied inexplicably, "It's great to be young!"

At this time, Sengoku said, "Everyone come back to your senses first. Let's discuss how to formulate the bounty for the Straw Hat Pirates this time, and discuss Crocodile by the way."

However, the Den Den Mushi on Sengoku's desk rang again. It turned out that it was the Five Elders who called!

One of the Five Elders directly ordered, "The credit for defeating Crocodile this time goes to Smoker..."

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In a square in Albana, Lin Hai had just finished singing a song.

The flirtatious system prompted: "Ding, congratulations to the host for completing a gorgeous flirtatious operation, which silenced some high-ranking navy officers and made Vice Admiral Tsuru cry silently. The host's physical skills, observation Haki, and armed Haki are rewarded with one level each.

Since the host knows how to constantly learn and improve, innovate, and strive to make progress, the flirtatious system privately rewards the host with a resurrection if he dies, so as to encourage the host to be as flirtatious as he can be..."

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Resurrection after death? So, Lin Hai got an incredible chance to be reborn?

"Another nonsense..." Just as everyone was staring at Lin Hai in a daze, the surprised Lin Hai did a few backflips again, and then, Lin Hai hit the wall!

"He, what is he doing? Committing suicide?"

"Shouldn't he? He seems to be too happy, and then he somersaulted over the wall!"

"It's so embarrassing, why did I admire such an idiot just now!"

Smoker on the side looked at Lin Hai with his face pressed against the wall in silence. How should he deal with Lin Hai?

The Straw Hat Pirates really didn't commit any crime, they just went out to sea under the banner of pirates. If Smoker arrested them, what was the reason?

Is it really because he, Smoker, is a navy and they are pirates? But they didn't commit any crime!

If they are not arrested, they are pirates again!

For a moment, Smoker felt that he was going crazy. It was all Lin Hai's fault. The things he said to him at the beginning made him so caught up in a dilemma.

The depressed Smoker once again picked up the cross in his hand and rushed towards Lin Hai, angrily saying: "Pirate Lin Hai..."

Nami immediately exclaimed: "Lin Hai, be careful..."

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