Crosstalk: Set Rules On Stage, Set New Graves Below Stage

Chapter 29

Guo Qiling on the stage was almost gone. He was wearing a big coat, his sleeves were closed, and his left and right hands reached into the opposite sleeves.

He squatted directly with his legs, thinking about life at the table, without any expression on his face.

“What are you doing! Dalin, get up quickly, so nonchalant? I was already short, and I won’t see you if I don’t get up again.” Wang Hepeng waved him quickly to get him up.

Guo Qiling exhaled a long breath and questioned, “No! Brother, what do you want? It’s really awkward to ask you to praise you today, are you?”

“Nothing! You continue to say that if I say any more, I am not a human being.”

“Really?” Guo Qiling looked at Wang Hepeng with a little grievance.

“Hi! Of course, if I say nonsense, I am not a human being. The audience can testify.”

The two people cast their eyes on the audience, and the audience burst into excitement.

I really felt that Guo Qiling and Wang Hepeng were too miserable when they lifted their partner. A cross talk came to the stage with less than a dozen sentences in the beginning, and he was stupefied several times.

Everyone fell apart.

“Yes! We testify.”

“Do not worry!”

“Wang Hepeng is not human anymore.”

The audience also followed up and wanted to protect Guo Qiling.

Guo Qi Ling stretched out his hand and made a gesture of gratitude, “Thank you, everyone, otherwise I can’t really say it today. I can’t perform it, I won’t perform in the next few months.”

After finishing this, Guo Qiling returned to his original state.

“Just now we said…!”

Huh!

Halfway through the conversation, Guo Qiling was afraid of Wang Hepeng’s stubbornness, turned his head frantically, and glanced aside.

Wang Hepeng shook his shoulders on the table, “Say! I didn’t mess around, I appointed to follow the normal way.”

In this scene, some viewers chuckled slightly, Guo Qiling was too pitiful and this was scared.

Guo Qiling nodded and turned his head back to look at the audience, “I just said that I am more melancholy than my own, mainly because my family is poor!”

“Your family is still poor?”

“Naturally, I didn’t say it. You may not know the person next to me. I don’t dare to say that this is a rich country, but there is a family in the top 10% of Beijing.”

Wang Hepeng wondered, “Oh! I have more money than your family?”

Guo Qiling: “Of course.”

“Then I have to be less virtuous than your dad to make so much money.”

The audience smiled slightly, and naturally understood what Wang Hepeng meant.

Guo Qiling took a look at other places at will, and said again, pointing to Wang Hepeng.

“People are too rich. My family is too poor. My father, my mother, my daughter-in-law, my son and me live in an area of ​​less than four square meters.

All the clothes at home. ”

“Who wears it?” Wang Hepeng asked.

“Whoever goes out wears it.”

“Just so poor?”

“Yes!” Guo Qiling looked embarrassed, “Think about what to do, I’m the only one who goes out to make money and put on the only clothes in my family…!”

“Wait a moment!”

Suddenly, Wang Hepeng came and stopped again, “I’m here to ask a question with a little technology content.”

“You ask!”

“You wear all the clothes at home, and then you leave your family, you go out, and the other four people in your family are all…!”

“Huh! Shut up! Are you going to die?”

With a bang.

Guo Qiling had a premonition and ascended to the sky directly, and suddenly jumped up to cover Wang Hepeng’s mouth.

This scene caused a burst of laughter.

Don’t they understand?

With just one piece of clothing, the status of the rest of the people can naturally be imagined. If Guo Qiling stops a bit slower, he still doesn’t know if Wang Hepeng can say something that can’t be broadcast.

With Guo Qiling covering his mouth like this, Wang Hepeng backed away.

“Let me go, did you touch something unclean.”

“Brother, didn’t you say that you didn’t mess around? You wanted me to die. What did you say just now? Some viewers will testify to me…!”

Throw things to the audience again.

At this moment, there were waves of noise from below, and the theater with five thousand people was also big, and there were waves of echoes.

“What did I say? I was just now.”

“Wang Hepeng is not a human!” someone in the audience shouted.

Hearing this, Wang Hepeng made a sneer, indifferently.

“From the first time I came on stage and said that I am Master, I am no longer a human being. I still care about this?

If I betrayed the Master, wouldn’t it be thunderous? I’m afraid of this? Just come! ”

“Alas!”

Seeing Wang Hepeng’s enthusiasm, the audience’s voice did not stop for several seconds, and there was a lot of laughter.

But the lively situation has never stopped, and there is also an own rhythm.

It was Guo Qiling who was completely wronged. With a tear in his eyes, he ran out to the backstage, “Dad! I will give you the clothes, and you can talk to him.”

“Come back, you are really dressed in clothes.”

Catch it with a big hand.

Wang Hepeng pulled Guo Qiling back, and with a pull, the two of them instantly changed from the state of performance back to their usual state.

Then he bowed and prepared to step down.

After the performance, applause broke out.

Thousands of people applauded, with great momentum.

Guo Qiling also breathed a sigh of relief, and finally performed this short segment.

Slowly bowed again and got off the stage with Wang Hepeng.

After stepping off the stage, before reaching the backstage, it was in the curtain behind.

Both Guo Qiling and Wang Hepeng were taken aback, because Guo Degang was here and seemed to have been listening here just now, with his hands behind his back.

Guo Degang and Guo Qiling have a pair of eyes, the latter is very respectful.

“dad!”

“Your acting attitude is still a bit worse, Wang Hepeng throws the burden over, and his emotions should be a bit more intense.

If it’s ten, it just barely scored six points just now, and barely smashed people’s courts. ”

For Guo Qiling, Guo Degang has never been serious, and his tone is not half polite.

Guo Qiling nodded.

Listen to the teaching quietly.

Guo Degang has always been very strict with Guo Qiling. In fact, Wang Hepeng himself thinks he can’t fault it. After all, the audience is very hot.

And Guo Qiling is the first time to go to this point.

Guo Degang himself was too strict with his son. Wang Hepeng watched Guo Qiling grow up. At that time, he was still studying and was an apprentice in the family.

Guo Degang always gives all the good things to his apprentices, and rarely takes care of his own son.

But after all, Guo Degang himself agrees with his son in his heart. After all, this is his first time on stage. Wouldn’t it be necessary to watch it so close?

When performing just now, Guo Degang was behind the curtain, watching every move of his straight apprentice and his son.

The reprimand did not last long.

Wang Hepeng took Guo Qiling down to the backstage, handed a bottle of water, and asked, “How about it! Are you happy?”

“Enjoy! I can hear the audience laugh. There is nothing better than this. I really didn’t perform better just now.”

“It’s okay! Which one performed well the first time on stage? That’s really a monster.”

While talking, Wang Hepeng took a sip of water himself, and when he finished drinking, he suddenly found that the seniors in the background were silently looking at him.

“What’s wrong? What do you mean? Is there anything on my coat?”.